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^^^^ If I had my way,i'll lock the two of you together and throw away the keys. I won't release you two until your tribalistic differences have been sorted out.

Make una free the guy nah ahn ahn?

Make he come explain wetin him mean jare.

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=284505.msg4777232#msg4777232 date=1256179847]ah
@KB, can u date me [/quote]Face front jare . What the Lord has joint 2 gether let no man put asunder.

Yesssssssssss

^^^^ Heya sowry . I guess should learn from moi

nuzo:
Am totally tired of hearing about those three buffoons; OBJ, Yara and El-rufai.

"God" please make them go away!

While they will go away some day,you can bet your bottom dollar that day ain't coming anytime soon.

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~ . .When,Where? C2P! C2p! C2P! How many times did i call you? [/size]

Yes Dear

chika98:
Yes sir! come let me tuck you into bed

I think say u no hia am well. Him say make u join am for bed .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4777139#msg4777139 date=1256177978]Most of the time they do. . . . . . . .They just nod to act as if they have no clue about what is going on.
I dunno why those ones get deported. They come into the country to work, make a decent living for to feed their wives n kids elsewhere.
They are better than the ones doing the credit card racket, prostitution or full-blown 419.

Chika98, lets go and sleep. . . . . Chic2chimp will lock the gate and stand guard. [/quote]Absolutely. Not only are they better than the ones doing card rackets,they also better than those lazy ass benefit scroungers.

Thunder fire ya mouth. So nah me be your mayguard abi?

dreeldee:
What amazes me is the level of their intelligence, they don't seem to have any idea what's going on. At least if you're doing the wrong thing,be smart about it.

Or they might be playing up. i.e acting stipid just to gather sympathy. Just a thought.

Fhemmmy:
It is a supply and demand analysis

Economist Fhemmy. O ka re oo

^^^^ How so?

sjeezy8:
There are different types of Nigerians

1)people who poor and mad at the current state of Nigeria
2)people who are rich and dont care( long as they keep house for VI,ABJ, fleet of cars)
3)people who work to better themselves, while bettering their surroundings. Obj whether you like him or not.
4)people who work solely for Nigeria as a whole. Gani, Soyinka etc

Are you basically saying that the word 'Average Nigerian' does not exist?

dreeldee:
Lol @ Benson "Look at my brush i ran away"

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO Wahlai una don mara for NL

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4777122#msg4777122 date=1256177196]The Naija ones crack me up but i always feel sorry for the Chinese men/Lithuanians who are only trying to get a better life for themselves.
Granted, they are illegal immigrants but they all work. . . . . .not robbing banks or fingering ATMs.[/quote]Kai u dey laff @ your naija brothers and dey feel pity for chinese? Na wa ooo. As for na those ones dey funny pass wahlai . Dem no even understand wetin the immigration officers dey talk gan sef. Na so so nodding of head dem dey do   .

I feel you on the not robbing banks thingy though.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4777111#msg4777111 date=1256176961]To the shrewd agents, it's all about the money they are being paid.
They can't be bovvered about packaging the applicants in such a way to slip through the net.[/quote]Na sooo. Those agents could care less what happens to them.  The most foolish ones are those who pay extortionate amounts just to get across to europe by boats. That is just insane.

chika98:
The tan one is so hot it is almost orgasmic!

chika98:
Let me know when and IF you are serious. Let's make the chocolate happen

Okies.I will

chika98:
When did I graduate to wifey status? in my very before?

Gimme chance make I explain.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4777089#msg4777089 date=1256176460]Protect who?
After using their dough to chop Isi Ewu and Isi Nkita, you want me to protect you? Nah.
Let em break your left knee. [/quote]ROFLMAOWPIMP . Abeg free isiewu and nkwobi oo. Wahlai dat thing sweet pass. . . . . .

chika98:
Ontop chocolate na abi? If na something else yawa go gas abi?

I am innocent ooo. Can't a brah help a sis any longer? 

chika98:
Abeg where did you see the pounds? How e take consign you sef?

This is case of the tormenter tormenting the tormentee  . Mohawkchic knows how we roll .

chika98:
Ok then define "average" Nigerian to me?

Hehehe good question. BRB lemme think carefully b4 answering.

chika98:
He heeh he he he hee are you sure?

Yes so. Anything 4 woman na my motto

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~ And a heck of a lot more,you dont wanna know. . . ^{BTW you keeping tabs on my Lifestyle Choices} [/size]

Yes ooo. I dey follow your lifestyle wella. I see you are piling on pounds. You need to hit the gym missy .

chika98:
Yeah if they can why can't I? People are dropping some major quid on it all the time why can't I have some of that money? We can start up a partnership
What do you say?

Wifey I dey you side jare. If Oga sauron dey fear leave am alone. Me & you go chop their dollar pounds naira die

muffins:
I can't stop laughing!! but how do you insult people from morning till night and you never get banned?

He doesn't get reported. That's the trick

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4776992#msg4776992 date=1256174144]They had their suspicions and that was why they wanted to test his age.
Unfortunately, the dude disappeared before the results came out.[/quote]Hehehehe Those guys never learn,do they?

I've lost recollection of the number of times i've heard that same ol' same ol' happened. Why don't they just retain their asses in custody for the time being?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4776992#msg4776992 date=1256174144]But this one claimed 15.
He had been prepped by a shrewd agent to claim 15 for a reason.
If he had claimed 19, he woulda been deported.[/quote]For sure he would have been reported.

We thank GOD the human right leglislation pact,if not na so so dem go dey deport them.

chika98:
I need to become an "agent" too. Plenty moni dey the bizness I can see

Money ontop money dey the buzzy ooo. Infact nah overnight millionaire you go become.  There was this dude who got interviewed on t.v saying those agents charge anything from 250,000 naira up to half a mill. Imagine that.

chika98:
The average Nigerian doesn't even have the confidence to believe in what they can achieve. The average Nigerian isn't prepared to do things the right way. Everyone wants to make a quick buck in other wards to "hammer!" more or less. So, until our mentality as a people change we are just going around in circles.

I think you really doing the average nigerian a disservice or should I say you are underestimating them.

Given a choice,I think you'll find that the average nigerian would be willing to try new things cuz let's be honest we've been trying the same for years on end.

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~Oh! I was. . .didnt realise you wasnt kidding!

~Will it survive posting tho?  Just checked up on it online. . .you on about this right?

BELGIAN WHITE CHOCOLATE BLOCK
https://www.thorntons.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/3158.jpg [/size]

So it's no longer alcohol u indulge yourself in,it's now chocolate? Chei na wa 4 u ooo.

chika98:
You SUCK! What is the picture going to do for me?

Eya sowry. I'll get you one you hia.

chika98:
Sauron: Common! We both know dude ain't no 15 year old. Kill him ke? Let him go back to Ijebu Ode!

Exactly. That guy is as old as my dad .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4776932#msg4776932 date=1256172944]The lies helped him get into the country. . . . .

Firstly, he was on camera.
Then he claimed to be 15 and that he would be killed if he's sent back to Lagos.

What if he is saying the truth?
Those immigration officers could lose their jobs if those child right organisations see such on tape. They will take it up.[/quote]The fact of the matter is that the dude ain't 15. I know that,you know that,chika knows that and the immigration officers most definitely knows that too.

As I said earlier in my post,they would have dealt with similar cases and as we all know it's the same tricks all of em' africans use over and over again . They can't be bothered to think outside the box or make up reasonable stories. If they truly wanted to deport him,they woulda done without anyone batting an eyelid.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4776860#msg4776860 date=1256171719]Cos 15 makes him a child in the UK, not an adult.
That was probably what saved his ass from being deported immediately. . . . .[/quote]I don't know why but I find it hard to believe that him lying actually saved him. Heck,even my nephew knew he was lying through his teeth. I'm also pretty sure they would have dealt with other immigrants using similar tactics. Let's be honest,those immigration offficers are no mugs and can tell when peeps are telling porkies.

ezeagu:
So China is a pile of rocks? Japan? Are they white?

That is why I wholeheartedly disagree with him. My point is that some peeps on NL will see things from his point of view and tbh I for one would not blame them for doing so.

chika98:
Have you forgotten that the said leaders are from Nigeria and are Nigerians who have decided to de fraud their own country. The leaders are who we are as a nation. Everyone is quick to point fingers but how many of you will actually change Nigeria if you got the opportunity to rule the country? Think well before you answer!

Excellent point well made. I agree with you in that the onus to change should not be on our leader's hefty shoulders alone. Until your average nigerian is willing to accept that,I'm afraid africa/nigeria ain't gonna develop anytime soon.

The fact is that this same leaders are a sad reflection on the type of peeps our society breeds.

Shola2009:
^^lol, it was so obvious! "Im 15!!" "take it from me!!"

That bit fit kill person wahlai

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=336540.msg4776843#msg4776843 date=1256171430]Benson is 15 in spirit but his body is at least 35 yrs. [/quote] Don't mind him jare. Why not say early twenties? Of all ages why 15?

Shola2009:
if Benson is 15,then im an infant!! A bloody crook! The best part was when he knelt down and removed the tooth brush from his pocket!! that was rib cracker!!

Don't mind the crook jare. I watched that programme with my 6 years old nephew and soon as the dude claimed to be 15, my nephew burst in laughter. When I asked what was cracking him up,he immediately replied saying 'He is not 15'.