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Na your levels be dat oooo. Oh remember to suck am wellu ooooo

Muki berra focus on the job @ hand. Dikee is in urgent need of a BJ oooo

Muslim this,Muslim that. Christian this, Christian that. Ahn Ahn Una no dey tire?

mukina2:
Yeah we know

Mukinatu sindodo u dey find wahala oooo . Dikee dey wait for you in bed sha. Him say make I tell u to come chop koboko.

FL Gators:

Panu de. asinsin m bo

jack tweed:
I love stammers. They always crack me up big tyme. Anytime i feel blue, i always look for a stammerer. They provide for delightful entertainment and excruciating laughter that hurt my ribs. When you see them trying to pronounce a word for example "DISINFECTANT", You see their eyes dilate, their chests swelled and puffed up, their necks all straightened out with the veins coming out and their mouths wide open like a mercedes benz drop top and the chhh. . .chhh. . chhh, stammering echo begins to rev up:

"DISSSS. . . .SSSSIIIII, FE. . . . . FEC. . . . .TA. . . . TAAAA. . . TANTTTTT!" and when they finish that long boorish word, they will now reconfirm it again at once without stammering to drive home their speech prowress"DISINFECTANT".

If you really want to laugh out loud, you tell them immediately that you didnt hear what they just finished saying and force them to go through that comedic sequence again of repeating that word in a stammering fashion.

Honestly say the truth, how many of you havent felt like breaking into laughter tears when your conversing with a stammerer? its always a thing of joy and fun, especially those who think they can mask their stuttering by speaking in a fast manner but when the stammering hooks them mid way, chei, the next word that comes out will take an average of 3 minutes for them to pronounce it.

I wonder why stammers are discriminated at from saying the news on radio or T.v? If i had only one wish, it will be to watch a one hour news broadcast proffered by a chronic stammer!!! I know that day, i will be due for a rib transplant!!!. . . lol

Do i feel sorry for them? Hell No! Rather i adore their prescence to entertain me beyond my wildest dream. Its doubly funny when its a chick that stammers. Now that one, i cannot pretend and hold the laughter within. After watching her pancake her face and adorned with sexy clothes and she acts like a stuck up snobbish b***tch, its a major relief to see her do the chi. . . chhhh. . . .chhhhhhhhh . . . routine sketch all night!

I tried not to laugh but I had to.

I have friends that do stammer. First trick y'all need to learn is to stay relaxed. Don't try to force words out of your mouth.

I remember bursting a guy's lip for taking the piss out of a friend(pretty gyal by the way of mine who stammers.

I am SUPERHUMAN

I am a genius

ROSSIKE:
I think most Nigerians are racist.

I wouldn't say most,but definitely many are racist

ROSSIKE:
As guys, some of us like to nyash white babes, but how many of us can take one home and tell our people we wish to take her as a wife?

It's not only black men who do dis ya know. As my friends of all creeds and colour say 'Why not try it on with as many race as possible.It's called sampling ya options'

ROSSIKE:
My folks, including my townfolk would say someone has ''done something'' to me (since, obviously, I couldn't possibly have made such a choice with all my faculties intact).

Well,that is  true. The standard question you'll get asked his 'Wetin She Give You Chop'

Dani Alves should be charged for bringing the game into disrepute and banned. The guy is a cheat.

Piqueeeee olodo rabata. Send the nucca back to man united jare.

GOALLLLLLLL 2 - 0 PIQUE

LA LIGA TEAMS DON COME AGAIN OOO WITH THEIR RUBBISH DEFENDING

Don't lemme even start with the goal keepers.

GET IN. COMMON THE THREE LIONS 

I watched the south american U20 championship and I must say Uruguay are a quality side.

The Malaga fans are chanting and calling the referee horrible names .

Half time.

GOALLLL BARCA IBRA

This has definitely been barca's sternest test so far.

^^^^^ U no dey shame abi?

Your Nazi team just got raped by hamburg and here u are yarning opatas. Na wa 4 u oooo

Chei Inter and Bayern have both lost their respective matches.

GOALLLLLLL EQUALISERR OHHH MY BAD I WAS WATCHING A DIFFERENT MATCH

GOALLLLLLL HAMBURG TAKES THE LEAD 

MLADEN PETRIC SCORES

Na wa oooo Ghana neva score yet.

khanye:
hmmm. . . . u be Chameleon ooooo

Mba. Tis bobo just like good football ooo .

dayokanu:
^^^You dey see the german boys?

What group is England in??

Shut up jare. Useless nazi boi. *Shior*