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Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 6:04am On Sep 24, 2009
Ding Ding Ding Round 15 grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Is Nigeria Still Under Britain? by chic2pimp(m): 5:46am On Sep 24, 2009
^^^^^ It's not the first time his post has made sense rather it's the first time he has agreed with you on a particular topic.
Politics › Re: Do You Want Nigeria To Divide by chic2pimp(m): 5:43am On Sep 24, 2009
naliakar:
WHY DO PEOPLE START SUCH TOPICAL THREADS DESIGNED TO FEED BECOMERICH"S SATELLITE PARANOIA?
grin grin grin grin Becoomrich's case get as it be grin.

sjeezy8:
ori e tongue guys are becoming millionaires(dollars no be naira) overnight in Naija.
And I bet we all know how that money is made cool.
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 5:39am On Sep 24, 2009
FL Gators:
why is it hurting? cancer? maybe its just beginning to grow
grin grin grin grin grin ROFLMAOOOOOO
Food › Re: Egusi Soup Vs Obgono Soup by chic2pimp(m): 5:10am On Sep 24, 2009
maedan:
Looking at the amount of pro-ogbono posts, it's a surprise the polls say different cheesy.
Typical of the Naija phenomenon. Vote una no go vote tongue!
Hehehehe grin grin grin. Look @ dis crazy lady. Abeg no kill me for NL jare.

That line had me in stitches grin grin cheesy.
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favourite Prison Break Character by chic2pimp(m): 5:08am On Sep 24, 2009
Dclique:
Bagwell's my best. I just liked the role he played and how he played it.
He kept on giving everyone nicknames, Lol.
cheesy grin grin cheesy
Culture › Re: Interracial Marriages In Nigeria by chic2pimp(m): 5:03am On Sep 24, 2009
I don't know why but this post not only looks dodgy but it also sounds effy. undecided . Just my 2cents worth.
Celebrities › Re: I Taught 9ice Worts 150 Million Naira by chic2pimp(m): 4:24am On Sep 24, 2009
[quote author=Tudór link=topic=322307.msg4578904#msg4578904 date=1253440448]Has it come to a new low that we Africans now judge a man by how well he can speak english, a bloody FOREINGN language?
When we hear a latino, french or italian speaking english with their strange accents and americans with their bad grammer we all proclaim it sexy and wonderful but when yar'adua speaks with his hausa accent or OBJ with his yoruba accent we laugh and call him illiterate . . . Most nigerians won't even date a guy or girl with a local accent but find cristiano ronaldo with his crazy english desirable. I laugh!

Even the Indians who like us were colonised by the british still speak english with their local accents. Sharuh Khan and Aishawaraya who nigerians love speak with a hindi tone yet are sex symbols to some naija peeps but let ramsey noah or jim iyke speak like yar'adua nobody go look them twice.

My point, we're quick to judge and bring down our own using their english language skill but exalt foreigners with the same shortcomings, why?[/quote]Great points. You are absolutely right.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Shout Out To All Nairaland Atheists by chic2pimp(m): 4:06am On Sep 24, 2009
^^^^ U just stole my thunder. Abeg Make u help me ask am ?
Music/Radio › Re: Drake - Forever Ft. Wayne,kanye & Eminem. Eminem Has Done It Again by chic2pimp(m): 3:34am On Sep 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=318653.msg4597239#msg4597239 date=1253714937]U reckon?[/quote]Yep. Biggie's story telling skills was and is still unparalleled.


Ibime:
I've heard the track. Em didnt outshine nothing. Every single verse on the track wasnt up to expectation.
I know what you mean.

Although an arguement can be made of Em's verse being the best(disputable),he surely did not murder no one.

Guys just love to OVERHYPE things. That's my 2cents on the subject.
Politics › Re: Mapomeji Is Finally Out by chic2pimp(m): 3:26am On Sep 24, 2009
Hehehehehe ALOY EMEKA don kill me for NL OOOO grin grin grin grin grin grin

ALOY EMEKA abeg I dey await ONLYTRUTH'S and EZEAGU'S albums ooooo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Goal.com-sir Alex Ferguson Voted As The World Best Among Other Best Coach by chic2pimp(m): 2:58am On Sep 24, 2009
Krayola:
Thank u so much for that post.

Real Madrid and Barcelona are pressure cookers. The expectations are unreal. When people come and say "any manager can do that given the same squads" i want to stab their eyes with a toothpick over and over again. grin grin grin
I'll also add Valencia to that list as well.

dayokanu:
In 2001
Lazio had Nedved, Crespo, Salas, Veron , Nesta, Perruzi, Mihajlovic

Juve had Zidane, Del piero, Inzaghi, trezeguet, Edgar Davids, Tacchinardi,

Parma had Buffon Thuram, Canavaro, Sergio Conceicao,

Milan had Shevy, Maldini, Albertini, Weah?? Leonardo,

who were the Roma players. Delvecchio, Montela, Pannuci, Totti, batistuta compare this team to the rivals
This list u compiled does bring back memories of Serie A during it's heydays. Both Cafu and Samuel were outstanding that season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by chic2pimp(m): 2:42am On Sep 24, 2009
^^^^^
Berlusconi overlooked  Rijkaard cuz he would have had to pay him more money than the amount he is currently giving Leo. Berlusconi is a stingy b****rd.

Rijkaard also wanted money to spend on the transfer market. Something Silvio did not think was necessary.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by chic2pimp(m): 2:29am On Sep 24, 2009
dayokanu:
Photo GalleryZoom
Florentino Perez, Real Madrid (MARCA)
Real Madrid have revealed that they are €327 million in debt after a massive summer spending spree was authorised in order to rebuild the squad for the new season.

Club president Florentino Perez told the annual general assembly at the weekend about the huge deficit that Los Merengues now have thanks to the transfer fees paid.
He also said a big chunk(about 120-150m euros or even more) would be sliced off come the end of the season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Goal.com-sir Alex Ferguson Voted As The World Best Among Other Best Coach by chic2pimp(m): 1:57am On Sep 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4600217#msg4600217 date=1253751299]DK hasn't made any brilliant comment since this debate started.
He is just ranting. Only a complete dork will compare Wenger to Pep who has played less than 15 UCL games in his career.[/quote]While I agree with u in that comparing Wenger to Pep is wrong, Dk has however argued some of his points brilliantly.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4600217#msg4600217 date=1253751299]In total, Fergie has won 4 European cups in his entire managerial career.
Show me a manager that has more and i will show you a dinosaur in Oxford Circus.
How the heck is Capello better than SAF as a manager? I just don't see it. Y'all talk as if staying long in a club necessarily guarantees success.
Look at Wenger!!!![/quote]Although I believe the difference between the two managers is minimal,I can see where they are coming from.

On whether longevity guarantees sucess,I believe longevity on it's own does not guarantee sucess. However other factors combined with longevity does guarantee sucess. This are:-
1) Quality of Manager
2)Quality of Squad
3)How much money the board members are willing to spend

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4600217#msg4600217 date=1253751299]Which other teams? How many times have Real Madrid won the UCL this decade?
How many times have Bayern? Barcelona? U lots are talking crap.[/quote]Nahh we ain't. Del bosque won two champions league title in 3 years and still got the sack. Rijkaard won the league title in spain back to back(also won the champions lge)and he also got the boot.

Meanwhile fergie goes 4 years without winning a major trophy and he survives getting the boot. Wenger has not won a major trophy since 2005(if you count the F.A cup) and gaynners fans and board think he is king.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4600217#msg4600217 date=1253751299]Jose Mourinho is a more attractive product than Capello. Real Madrid will employ any manager to satisfy their lusts.
Did they not fellate on Carlos Queiroz(SAF's number 2)?? What about last season when they wanted Wenger at all cost?[/quote]Mourinho might be the more attractive product but he is certainly not the better manager of the two.

Wenger decision to stay on @ arsenal is because he knows the Arsenal's board are willing to listen to crazy excuses(Job Security) unlike the Real madrid board. As mourinho later remarked,wenger knows he can pratically piss on Arsenal's board member and still get away with it.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4600217#msg4600217 date=1253751299]None of them have won United's number of league titles in the last 17 years.[/quote]Of couse they haven't and I think we all know the reason why. The premier league since its inception has pratically been a one team legue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Goal.com-sir Alex Ferguson Voted As The World Best Among Other Best Coach by chic2pimp(m): 1:16am On Sep 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4600167#msg4600167 date=1253750315][b]All the teams you listed there were stronger than any Arsenal team that has ever competed in the UCL.[/b]Avram Grant(a badgeless coach) was JT's slip away from winning the UCL. Had Terry held his nerves, Grant woulda been a UCL winner.
That alone shows money always seems to win.[/quote]Oh really? undecided

In 2004,who had the better team,Arsenal or Fc porto? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Goal.com-sir Alex Ferguson Voted As The World Best Among Other Best Coach by chic2pimp(m): 1:06am On Sep 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4595227#msg4595227 date=1253698490]Gotten which boot?
11 EPL titles in 17 seasons woulda gotten the boot?
It's too early to start talking via your ass, hombre. Fergie woulda kept his job anywhere in Europe and that includes Barca, Madrid and Milan.[/quote]I was about to give you a reply until I saw Dikee's brillant post (below).

dayokanu:
Dont even mention Madrid who sacked Del Bosque after winning 2 CL and playing 2 semi finals in 4 seasons. Dont forget 2 league titles in 4 seasons too.
Capello was sacked after winning the league in his first season
In addition to the statement made above,european teams do not judge their mangers based solely on domestic trophies. Winning European cups also features highly on their agenda.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4595227#msg4595227 date=1253698490]Yet another goof.
Fergie did not lead Man Utd to Europe until 1991(There was a 5 year ban on English clubs in Europe when Fergie joined Man Utd).
He actually won in Europe in his first attempt by beating Barcelona in 1991.
In those 18 years, he won the European cup THRICE. 1991, 1999 and 2008. 3 European titles in 18 years for Man Utd is not so bad.[/quote]Where in my post did I mention european trophies? undecided. I clearly said European cups not trophies.

BTW  2 european cups might be seen as a high achievement for a team like Man united but for other european team it is simply not acceptable.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4599993#msg4599993 date=1253746749]I doubt it.
Jose Mourinho woulda shaken things up in Madrid.
He will divide the so called Mafioso schitzo in Madrid.[/quote]This is a ridiculous statement to make. He hasn't got a cat in hell's chance. If Capello who is better rated on the continent could not do it ,what chance has mourinho got? undecided

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327017.msg4599993#msg4599993 date=1253746749]United played the best footie ever between 1999 and 2001.[/quote]Yea rite. Barca,Real,Milan,Bayern and Arsenal have all played better brand of footie.(1998-2009 era)
Nairaland General › Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by chic2pimp(m): 12:14am On Sep 24, 2009
follypimpi:

Just say the word BOOOO zoom zoom zoom am there with Dafidi and chicopimp.[/b
Omo na so oo. Who no like beta tin? grin

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg4599976#msg4599976 date=1253746577]Lmao . . .jealousy ke. There are boobs n they are BOOBS
That one na BOOBS . . .[b]me sef bow
grin Jordan had berra be scared tongue[/quote]Yes oooo I can testify to that. Your blom blom na baba.  wink kiss kiss

follypimpi:
NO lie u sef like am hence the reason u r here.U dey beef the poor bobbie now cos it's bigga than urs,see jealousy @ it's peak
Oya take back that statement jare.

Tope's blom blom fit feed the whole united nations.
Nairaland General › Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by chic2pimp(m): 10:08pm On Sep 23, 2009
davidylan:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=87708
E woooo Dafidy. Ahn Ahn,how many peeps u wan kill for NL nah. Kaaaiiiii shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by chic2pimp(m): 9:50pm On Sep 23, 2009
INTER 3 - NAPOLI 1. GOALS SCORED BY ETO'O,MILITO AND LUCIO.

UDINESE 1 MILAN 0


Leonardo's job is on the line,methinks.
Romance › Re: Caught In The Act by chic2pimp(m): 6:09am On Sep 23, 2009
^^^^^ You hit the nail on the head.
Romance › Re: Is She A Virgin? by chic2pimp(m): 6:04am On Sep 23, 2009
We've already learnt from our previous mistakes. We are just making sure the poster does not repeat the same mistakes as we did.

As the saying goes 'Fool me once shame on you,fool me twice shame on me'.
Romance › Re: I Feel She Pretends A Lot; What Should I Do ? by chic2pimp(m): 6:01am On Sep 23, 2009
Bobo no mind the jealous posters jare.

I'm glad it's all been sorted out.
Romance › Re: Help Girls Are Always Having A Crush On Me: by chic2pimp(m): 5:49am On Sep 23, 2009
^^^^^ One man's meat is another man's poison wink grin.
Romance › Re: Any Girl That Crosses My Path Will Surfer Heart Break by chic2pimp(m): 5:46am On Sep 23, 2009
faakay:
@Poster

Here is a solution for you based on my personal experience.

A proverb says: person wey wan catch MONKEY go do like MONKEY! If you wanna lick the honey pot of a rock, you won't look at the edge of the AXE!

Do you know what?

I know how you feel right but do you want a revenge? Here is the solution as a good boy.

This girl is playing some craps with you? Right?  angry

The girl was never a virgin or what the mess she called herself, thou she used the status of her virginity to deceive you. Whereareas she is somewhere else messing around.

I don't know why some girls lie about this virginity shit, if you aint a virgin no big deal? and if you are fine!

Those kind of girls are meant to be dealt with.  huh

Well to cut the long story short, personally it took me about 8 months to teach her a good lesson but the did was DONE!

Now this is what you will do to get your emotions off this BITCH!

* Just be calm, forget about the whole scenerio
* Be nice to her, try as much as possible to get her back cos you felt all the funds and time you had spent with her is a great loss/pain which you are experiencing right now.
* Do as if you don't know what's happening, maybe she is been fu cked by other guys or not, you don't care.
* Just play the game cool, don't be a in a rush.
* Don't ask stupid questions bla bla bla what about other guys, just yourself, its me & you.

I bet you if you don't get this girl phocked, you will still feel hurt anytime you see her lonely/ with a guy, cos she will count you among one of her BIG FOOLS she met in her history hahaha,

Inshort you can fu ck her NOSE!!! hehehehehehe  grin   grin

Be wise! Don't act like an Aboki


Besides, don't use this medium to break other girls heart, aint matured.

But try and GUN that girl down! I don't take nonsense  cool   grin

I'm LoyaL!!!   grin
Bros mi,why the long tory nah?  undecided grin

The Bobo dey ask for advice not proverbs and sermons oooo. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Edo Girl Needed. by chic2pimp(m): 5:41am On Sep 23, 2009
Wonders shall never end for NL sha.

B4 men go say girl needed but now it is EDO girl needed.

How we fit tell say the babe no be 4 u gan self? undecided . Abi no be u wey dey Bleep village girls left,right and center(I dey joke oo)  cheesy grin cheesy.
Romance › Re: Is She A Virgin? by chic2pimp(m): 5:36am On Sep 23, 2009
german007:
BROS SORRY BUT, FOR THE WHOLE TWO YEARS "ANOTHER MAN DON DEY CRUISE DAT CAR WEY U DEY WASH BE DAT"
grin grin grin grin Na so we see am ooo. While him dey do all the hardwork,anoda man dey enjoy the show free of charge.

sjeezy8:
chick is a LovePeddler lmfao
Well. . . . . Errr. . . . . . . . .  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Can somebody explain why men are so annoying? by chic2pimp(m): 5:32am On Sep 23, 2009
follypimpi:

Wetin we do una sef,Men this Men that,GO for a WOMAN then,
grin grin grin grin ROFLMAO. Omo Me too I tire for dis oooo.
Romance › Re: Women Only by chic2pimp(m): 5:30am On Sep 23, 2009
Why only women nah? undecided

This one nah sexism oooooo tongue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 5:27am On Sep 23, 2009
mukina2:
to join the monastery tongue

u dey use style make your thread grow abi? grin grin
ROFLMAO Hehehehe grin grin grin grin grin.

dayokanu:
Ok anywhere you go then, except relegation
ROFLMAO grin grin grin.

Don't worry the gayners no dey go down. The only going down Muki go do na on u.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Adebayor Row With Van Persie Started Over Boots: City Striker Will Drag Van Per by chic2pimp(m): 5:22am On Sep 23, 2009
Look @ all of una Agbero gaynners. *Nonsense*

ADE u do well jare. Buncha Haterrrrzzzzzzz.
Sports › Re: Nba Season '08/09 by chic2pimp(m): 5:10am On Sep 23, 2009
^^^^^ Well I am just repeating what I have heard ladies say. However no man has ever told me they find Khloe one bit attractive.

Missy piggy ain't got nothing on her grin cheesy.

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