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airmark:


Now ticket dey hard to buy.

So I should now lie and claim that I am Dangote's son? Let Juju man supply the funds after all He is the one that wants me to come and witness it live.

elrony:
Ngwa Griffon wan host you for him Lungu, you dey enter?

I go enter o. As soon as Juju man gives me the winning numbers, I'd be on the next flight to Aba.

elrony:
Leave Chic2pimp alone, please carry Raumdeuter

If being left alone means the Juju man does not send me any Lotto numbers then I don't want to be left alone. Let me see the lotto numbers I requested first then we can deal with consequences later.

nihilistjnr:
Griffon say dibia no dey gree punt

How I go take afford ticket and all the other expenses my trip to Aba is bound to cost me?

airmark:


Chic2pimp, the time is ripe, i'm solidly behind you. You can do it.

Raumdeuter, let's support our brother, chic2pimp.

Let the Juju man send me the lotto numbers first. That way I can affford not just one but several tickets.

Griffon:
No one is promising you stories bruv. I just want you to come around, challenge a shrine priest and run mad for a day.

We must have this carried out in time so as to have you flying back to London to tell the story same week.

You mean I have to fly all the way to Aba just to confirm the existence of Juju? That should not be a problem at all however at this very moment I am incredibly broke so I can't afford a ticket. How about you tell one of your Juju men to send me the Lotto numbers? That way I can come and go as I please without any hinderance. Deal?

raumdeuter:
Thats the funny part, what is peculiar to Aba Ogbomoso or any of these places.

Every village or town in Nigeria have one or ten of these stories. The only problem is that these things cannot be reproduced or use it to do common things like predict a football match or make a regular guy beat Wilder with this hit and fall

Ask them why Nigerians from Aba Onitsha Ogbomoso or Bini are not using this hit and fall to win the boxing title everytime

At least if you hit someone and he falls 5 times the ref will declare you a winner

No it never works vs Mayweather or Wilder it only works on one friend of my friend who told me in that same village

Tbh I am tired of asking them to produce evidence. You just can't concort any super story and expect me to believe it without evidence. I am 100% certain the stories i'd hear when I get to Aba won't be any different from the Millions of stories I have already been told.

elrony:
Will you keep kwayet!!

Sponspor me small now abeg?

airmark:
Raumdeuter, chic2pimp, gensteejay, here you have it.

Stop disturbing us with 'juju is not real' mantra again, please.

What would a tour around Aba and Okrika market achieve? More tales by moonlight stories?

raumdeuter:
Eruditor

If City wins the league this season I owe you money.

don't forget to remind me. You confidently predicted it even when it doesn't look likely

So can I use your clairvoyant skills and predict my game vs Liverpool on Wednesday

Good Point. Would have also said I owe Him money however me sef dey find person wey go dash me money.

Roland17:
@chic2pimp

What a game today. Piatek na confim striker. We don solidify 3rd position.

FORZA MILAN

Bruhhhhhh I don tire to hype the Guy. I am absolutely fuming that we did not sign this Guy in the summer because I am 100% certain our season would have been a whole lot different had we signed Him much much earlier.

I know it is better late than never but thunder will still locate the individual that saw a kwarect striker on the market but still sanctioned the Higuain deal. He can't escape it I swear down.

BURNA BOY - DANGOTE!.....On repeat

OluwaBurna has only just gone and done it again. Nah I am simply not having it. How can one man be this talented?

ibkayee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51csHTnbgY

Listen to my rendition: http://clyp.it/3hgfhdsa

Dedicated to chic2pimp

Jheeeezeeeeeeeeee! You are getting me hyped this morning ya knoe. Feeling kind of wavey still eventhough I am sober.


I know how much I love you right? Please stick to your day job abeg. Don't ever quit that thing yh. Like NEVERRR EVEERRRRR

AIRMARKKKKKKKKK!

ibkayee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ELX91ChFvs

chic2pimp come and tell me you don't love this song

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Braaaaaaaaap! Braaaaaaap! *Skanks whilst doing the Gunshot pose*

airmark:
Have you found out about theirs from those right there, or you are just thinking since roaches fly, they are also birds?

Nah I know a bit about the celebration through Koreans friends at College(Sixth Form) and Uni.

airmark:


I deleted it asap. If you have anyone in South Korea, ask about their annual witches and wizard celebrations.

There is nothing to it to be frank. It's exactly the same way Halloween is celebrated in the West. No one takes it that serious.

raumdeuter:
Any activity with a verifiable result, you only need talent, hardwork and luck

Say it Louder abeg!....Even Luck sef nah only a little bit you need.

Hardwork,Talent,Dedication,Commitment and Perseverance.

Ibime:
Men are not as fickle as women jare.

Me buy Cristiano boxers when FF&F never finish? Tufia.

The day I knew Kardashians were making money was 6 years ago when we had one young receptionist at my workplace. She worshipped them people and does everything to buy the fashion items they rock with. She even said she was planning to get butt implants same as them. One day, the Engineer even found corsets in her draw complete with the metal rods on the side for shrinking her waist. We laugh ehn. But her body been set die sha. I later heard she used the CEO personal credit card to keep up with the Kardashians after I transferred to Manchester and got the sack as a result.

LOOOOOOL .

Whilst Men might not be as fickle as women, you have to remember Ronaldo appeals to Women as much as Men so If He were to bring out a product, His target market would actually be much bigger than Kylie's. Bro If Ronaldo is not a Billionaire in the next 2-3 years, He seriously needs to look at the people He surrounds himself with.

raumdeuter:
Dem dey use the guys destinies for jazz, maybe they are taking these guys underwears somewhere

See all the guys involved with them rundown immediately

RayJ, Lamar Odom, Tristian Thompson, Kris Humphreys

The Kardashian curse as they call it. You are actually forgetting the Guy that kept Kim in the public eye for so long Reggie Bush. James Harden is practically the only one that came out unscathed.

Ibime:
What of Tyga? If he saw that Kylie would become a billionaire, he for loyal. That her new boyfriend Travis Scott don even delete him Instagram in a bid to stay loyal.

With over 175m followers on Instagram who buy her cosmetics like pure water, she will surely touch $20bln like all those L'Oreal people and other cosmetic and fashion designers that became multi-billionaires

Not quite 175. 128M I believe. Meanwhile Ronaldo has 157M. He is definitely in the wrong profession. He'll be raking it in bigtime if He were to quit footy this very moment and venture into the business of Panty abi Boxer selling.

Ibime:
Kylie Jenner is true true a billionaire at 21?

Chei. I don suffer.

On another note, Kim Kardashian wey I dey laugh anytime babes dey watch her show has made all her family multimillionaires in their own right, and even produced a billionaire.

Chei!

Bruhhhhhh!....Whatever happened to Ray J? Only if He had stuck around after the Se,"x tape.

elrony:
The day Raumdeuter and Airmark leave NL...I quit!!!

Mesef go follow you quit

nihilistjnr:
Bros that picture no dey online cos I searched.

This fool is posting pics of his social media, that's why he's hiding the face

I swear na the boy papa


Even at my pottest God forbid make I pot like say I swallow GP tank

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Probably took it from someone's Insta or FB. The dude in that Picture is at the very lest in His late 40s.

Dayo put it best sha when He said "Troll don jam agbero"

onukuguy:
Tunde is this not you, Internet is indeed a small environment

LOOOOOL.....E be like say Nihi nah Benjamin Buttons. Nah Backwards hin dey age

lateefGRDT:
belloti alert!!

Useless Pickney!

Dayo and Airmark wahlai if either of you ever calls a truce, nah Sango+Amadioha I go take swear for both of una.

[quote author=nihilistjnr post=76264358]Imagine this guy and Kepa in the same team

Kepa-Sarri fever everywhere😅

Rizespor's Léonard Kweuke ignored his manager's instruction to not take a penalty.

Then told the manager to "f**k off" after scoring!pic.twitter.com/Wrh2mRgHbL

— BetaOdds (@BetDodds) March 1, 2019

one nah extra Maduman o . However He is built like a Tank so there is nothing you can do but respect His decision. Even Simeone will chop two backhands from this Lad If He tries to act like the Big I am

fredoooooo:
Chic2pimp what is sogologobangose

Werey

I resemble Kwam 1 to you abi?