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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 11:22pm On Feb 16, 2019
Ibime:
@chic2pimp,

How you see the Jussie Smollet situation?

Two Nigerian brothers who turn out to be friends of his were arrested and released with no charge. Now they are saying Jussie invented the whole attack to get attention and he has hired Daniel Cohen's lawyer cos focus has switched to him.

If I was him, I would still maintain that the Nigerians attacked him. According to police report, his attackers did say "This is MAGA country".

He can easily change his statement to say the MAGA claim was not aimed at Trump supporters, but the Nigerian guys were calling him a mugun grin
Bro, I am closely following the situation. I don't even know where to start tbh. It looks like He wanted attention to begin with and now He is getting more than He bargained for.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:42pm On Feb 16, 2019
afrodoc2:
Juju ko, fuji ni. Na dis kind misplaced priorities and ignorance dey make the country and its people wallow in poverty and suffering.

All of sudden people are now hunting for panties to use to make millions. The juju technology to do the panties to dollar conversion no dey before abi?
Abeg if you get any Juju Man number, kindly help a brother out abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:33pm On Feb 16, 2019
Greatihex:
Raumdeuter, chic2pimp, Afrodoc2

I have a question for you.
Do you believe that there is a God?

Do you believe in him?
Yes I do believe that there is a Superior Being. However I don't believe in the Fairy tale miracles these so called Men of God claim to perform.

I'm sure you've heard of the saying "GOD helps those who help themselves" meaning there is no fairytale ending anywhere if you don't actually put in the hardwork.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2019
Piatek with a f@#ing brace. God bless the day we signed this fella.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 9:12pm On Feb 16, 2019
airmark:
So you want me, ''a watch and pray'' dude to start using my phone to record, when there was a free-for-all? cheesy

Don't let raumdeuter deceive you, i was once like you.
Bros grin grin....No risk there nau. Record it, send it to me and get an instant alert. NLs will bear you witness if I default.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 9:07pm On Feb 16, 2019
odizeey:
come meet me for Ogun. I go show you road.
Gimme address or contact details abeg. Me living in relative poverty must end today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2019
nihilistjnr:
bro how is this good business?
Man Must wac abeg. Lemme manage £10k for now.


nihilistjnr:
Also, if you know a genuine organization that can convert dirty panties into wealth, let me know abeg.

I'm a firm believer in recycling.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m):
nihilistjnr:
Euromillions jackpot don roll reach 144m pounds

Airmark contact your baba do give me correct number for Tuesday draw, and I swear on my life we share it 50-50
You Greedy Mofo. Airmark I get better deal jare. Nah just the £44M jara ontop I go take. The £100M is all yours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:58pm On Feb 16, 2019
odizeey:
see person wen say juju no dey.
No vex jare. Abeg if you know any Juju man, tell am say I get kwarect fresh babes ready to sell their panties for £10,000 only.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:56pm On Feb 16, 2019
raumdeuter:
I know personally people who studied medicine and become rich, I know people who studied Engineering, economics, went into trading, started a business and became rich

I have personally never seen anyone who became rich by jazz

Everything else has evidence, Only juju that we hear of but e never see real evidence
Ohhhh it's real o. No be the same Juju India use take beat Naija 99-1 that has ensured there are yet to make not even one FIFA WorldCup tournament in our lifetime?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:45pm On Feb 16, 2019
raumdeuter:
Do you know anyone personally who became a millionaire from rituals or from pant stealing? Not they said or my friend heard of someone.
Na the Koko be this. Dem say Dem talk stories never moves me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:44pm On Feb 16, 2019
odizeey:
bro no vex. You dey use juju.
If I dey use Juju, I foh Forbes top 20 list right now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:42pm On Feb 16, 2019
TeeBabss:
Something happened in our area some months ago to an old man....

The baba was literally dead, absolutely lifeless, could not do anything again (eat, move, open eyes, talk etc) but still breathing. This happened for days.
People will always gather to check if d man don die so they'll announce and do the proper rites, the man no die.

Another old man now came, he said baba did 'gbekude' and they must do some sacrifices.
He said if u do confirm 'gbekude', you'll neva die but only experience some weird stuffs till the charm is neutralized.
LOOOOOOL grin grin grin grin grin. You mean the same Nigeria with a life expectancy of 50 years? grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:53pm On Feb 16, 2019
airmark:
Don't feign ignorance on these things, you are not chic2pimp, wey never see people fighting with cutlasses and no blood spilled.
LOOOOOL....My Book of FairyTales Stories. Bank alert awaits you if you can provide solid evidence of this happening.


airmark:
cheesy
Person so frustrated to the extent of selling his soul, may even be in debts.

However, God might have saved him.
Either of three things happened. He came to His Senses, someone talked sense into Him or most likely He never believed in it in the first place.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:02pm On Feb 16, 2019
raumdeuter:
Look I have been to many places and I will tell you its mostly guesswork and make believe

I have been to Osun Shrine more than once, Met all those so-called top people in the thing and most are lies

Ask them to predict simple things or tell things about you that they are not privy to that is beyond guess work

For example ask them who will win Champions league, the scorers and the final scores. Those with ayeta(bullet dodger), go to a Dicks sporting goods buy an AR15 and let them test the amulet

Any jazz that cannot be subjected to test and scrutiny or show evidence of its work is fake
All what you just wrote down there is pure common sense. Baba says He can sell you a "Bullet Dodger" then let Him test it out on himself. If He comes out alive then that shyte might be real after all. That's How everyone believed Anini had mysterious powers till they found out He was being fed infos all along.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 6:51pm On Feb 16, 2019
weedtaker:
you mean my bro's friend?? he couldn't complete the ritual cause he didn't have the (4) $100 bills.
Are you telling Me He could not hustle 4 $100 bills knowing all the wealth that awaited Him?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 6:47pm On Feb 16, 2019
weedtaker:
JUJU might be at play oga, shey you no the read all those pant pant post for front page?? some guys the even eat sh!t seff to make money, them the down am well with shop rite bread and mortuary standard Pepsi cheesy it's quite common here in effurun.
Bro there is no "Juju" at play here. All those stories you keep hearing about are concorted jargons. What is at play here however is ignorance and a severe lack of proper education(or in the case of Many Nigerians being an Educated illiterate). How would you explain a fully grown adult believing that Blood stained/shyte stained panties would make you rich? Which kind of madness is that?

Let's sit down and ask ourselves why many of these "Supposed" dudes that apparently became rich through "Juju" are Local champions. They are always the richest in their little Village never in their city or state. Dig a little deeper and you'll find out that there were never Rich people in that village to start with anyways so abtaining the Level of wealth to become the Richest was not that hard. Let's stop with these "My Book of Fairy Stories" tales abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 5:33pm On Feb 16, 2019
raumdeuter:
Chic2pimp do you actually believe those guys Hushpuppy and mompha are living off yahoo?
Whatever it is, it's most certainly not "Juju" in any of its various forms.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 2:44pm On Feb 16, 2019
afrodoc2:
When people are swindled because of their own greed and ignorance/naivety they claim it must have been juju.
.

Exactly Bro. Instead of owning up, they'll blame all and sundry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 2:42pm On Feb 16, 2019
airmark:
Omo butter. cheesy
Far from it Bro grin.....There is simply no evidence behind it simply all Hearsay.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 12:35pm On Feb 16, 2019
Greatihex:
oga, no be about believing, na juju dem dey use turn those people to maga for life.
Just pray make dem no get your number.
If dem get your number, anything dem tell you na em you go do
Juju no dey work abeg. All these Juju stories are just tales by moonlight.
Sports › Re: The NBA Begins by chic2pimp(m): 1:09pm On Feb 14, 2019
GIANNIS MVPKUNMPO

Amadioha will strike the whole of the NBA press if they don't give this Guy the MVP this season.


Look at this Freaking Stat Line for goodness sake

33 POINTS
19 REBOUNDS
11 ASSISTS
2 STEALS
1 BLOCK
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:00pm On Feb 11, 2019
chic2pimp:
It's Chelsea O'clock Ladies and Gentlemen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 6:59pm On Feb 11, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 12:01pm On Feb 09, 2019
airmark:
Van Dijk will miss the first leg, all eyes on Boathand. I pray one of Sule and Hummels, gets injured, to force alagolo to play.
I did not even know He'll miss the First Leg. Good News for Bayern then. Sule is a sure starter on that team. It's Hummels's spot that is up for grab. I'll be surprised If Boa does not start one of the two games.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 11:06am On Feb 09, 2019
Ibime:
I bind this talk in Jesus name. $100 that I've accounted for in my budget for March. It's not been easy running family on one income these past couple years oh. Infact, lemme go check that my PayPal account is still active and ready to receive the $100. Shabalala Romoposhobolala. Fire!
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airmark:
I will join you in praying from today. This one that Dayo is monitoring Liverpool to their training ground, i don't trust the apari.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.....The Day go soon reach. Infact nah here I go watch the Bayern vs Liverpool match. With you and Dayo on Boateng and Van Dijk watch respectively, I don't need TV coverage for both legs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 6:59pm On Feb 08, 2019
raumdeuter:
Thats the luck of the draw, If he wins, then its fair
I have a feeling the both of you will get to keep their money. One of Liverpool or Spurs will not qualify.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 5:53pm On Feb 08, 2019
raumdeuter:
No return date in sight for Robben, Tolliso. Neuer still injured and not ready

For Dortmund Reus looks injured and set to miss Spurs clash, Add that to Zagadou, Akanji Burki and second choice keeper injured
E be like say you don enter one chance with that your bet with Ibime o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:48pm On Feb 07, 2019
biomustry:
I don't even know apari means
Bald Head.
Education › Re: What Is The Essence Of Acceptance Fees Paid By Students? by chic2pimp(m): 11:23pm On Feb 06, 2019
fredoooooo:
I put my swiss lifestyle at the airport and pick it up whenever I'm going back... Me as I dey enter I no dey move alone always with my guys , if anything happen We throw bottle up Gbosa, it reminds me of the day one Okada guy hit my car .Instead of him to say sorry , he just said wetin dey always dey do you these Ajebutter pikin sef . The next thing he heared are just slaps from my guys ( Eru iku) . Then story change Oga abeg no vex grin grin
Bro it's not even like I haven't tried. Trust me I have tried as I am a firm believer in the saying "Change Starts with You" but Naija nah different case. The more you try to live a life that is as straight as it can be, the more the chances you'll be taken for a Mumu abi Mugu.

E be like say person jus enter Asylum cum release all the patients we dey dere make dem dey roam free for Naija streets grin
Education › Re: What Is The Essence Of Acceptance Fees Paid By Students? by chic2pimp(m): 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2019
ibkayee:
Nigeria is the epitome of fraud, i always tell myself if I grew up there I’d be very mean because of the frustration
It's simply a Dog eat Dog world out there. It's the survival of the fittest so as soon as I land at Murtala Airport, everything about me changes. For starters, I leave my british accent at the airport and I adopt a proper thick Naija one.

My attitude also changes as the situation demands. I have found that more often than not being the Reasonable Mr Nice Guy does not cut it out there. One moment I'm "Mr Nice Guy" the next I'm " I go break bottle for ya head". It took me a while but i've also learnt how to drive like a Mental patient. Being orderly in a jam gets you absolutely nowhere. Infact quite the opposite. The queue of cars behind you would start raining curses on your head(whilst blasting their horns non stop) and if care is not taken, they'll bash your car just to create a little bit space.

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