₦airaland Forum

ibkayee:
Yasss chic2pimp baby, it’s so sexy when guys can speak Yoruba

Yes sweerie pie. All just for you babes

elrony:
Raumdeuter follow for people wey start NURTW for Lagos na ..


Ask Chic2pimp

Dayo na the numero uno agbero for Egbeda. Na am dey control all those joints all the way from yankee

ibkayee:
Lmaoo let me go and ask my daddy what this means

Yes Darling Daddy is here to help you out

Alainitiju - Lack of Shame/ Shameless
Oniyeye - Jester/Joker

A40:
I hate to play Monday morning Quarterback but he should stop staking on favorites all the time.

The Heat were like 10points underdogs. Betting on the spread for the Heat would have given far more value for money. And the Heat usually play the Warriors and other big teams close. I remember Dion Waiters missing what would have been a game-winning shot at the Oracle.

Mind you this is the same Heat that lost at home to Phoenix without TJ Warren but beat the Rockets as well. Very dodgy team

That's the reason I stay far away from betting as possible. As long as it's not rigged, you simply can't predict sporting outcomes(reason why I've been asking for a correct Jujuman on the Chelsea thread. Make I chop small awoof abeg)

The Heats are a very funny team. Everytime you pit them against the Big Guns, they look super motivated probably because they are fully aware everyone is watching or maybe it's a pride thing. However when they face the lesser teams, they could not look anymore disinterested if they tried. I reckon they'll presently be occupying a Playoff spot if they brought this kind of Energy every night.

Nostradamus:
golden state warriors is such an unreliable and inconsistent team.those silly Oakland guys just stop me from hitting the bookies hard and make tons of money.i will never stake on them again.

Don't place bets on them during the Reg Season rather wait til the playoffs come around.

My JujuMan says Real Madrid will win the CL this season.

Ilekeh:
The N/SW/SS will continue to play smart politics

afrodoc2:
You no join. Ibime and maybe Elruditor fit claim oyinbo.
Chic2pimp na oyinbo in black skin.

You are a black Dayo. We have black Diggz, and black Elrony etc. Nihilist Na half caste for this nomenclature.

....SMH

afrodoc2:
Lol, didn’t we just conclude on this thread that juju wasn’t real?

We did but He obviously still believes in Juju

afrodoc2:
And which one be black doctor again? Abi i claim to be oyinbo before?

Baring a couple of posters, are we not all the same here.
Are you not a black popizaino?

Black Magic or Black Medicine i'm guessing.

nihilistjnr:
You're clearly a man who's proud of his roots.

As someone who last reached village in 1990, I don't know whether to be impressed or appalled

I fit sell you for Ogun state be dat o.

airmark:
Console ke, just highlighting how laliga players could be disrespectful to their bosses.

Anything that will frustrate Sarri out of my team, i support.

Abeg there are La Liga players and there is Messi.

PlainJAY:
Arinze even winked after the match

Werey ni bobo yen

Hahahaha

Gawd Bless the Day we signed Piatek. I keep saying and will keep on saying it. This Gem of a player is an absolute steal.

ibkayee:
Where the hell is his accent from? (The boy, not his parents), chic2pimp come and help me please

I can’t even lie I laughed

LOOOOOOOL....

Babes I'm baffled as well you know. I'm trying to ascertain if it's a British or American twang He's got there.

So without our two "Bestest Defenders Ever", both teams actually kept clean sheets? Isn't our Gawd wonderful? So both defences aren't as bad as everyone makes them out to be without these two players?

Today is Defenders appreciation Day. Dayo I need gifs of How well Sule and Hummels marshalled the defence in the absence of Boateng. Likewise Airmark, I need gifs of How Fabinho and Matip marshalled the defence in the absence of Van Dijk.

Ibime:
Mane for fit done score hattrick by now

I don tell say one of the two teams go spoil your awoof bet.

How the Game dey look? Nah who dey untop? I need running commentary abeg.

fredoooooo:
Wee you keep quiet Oby .... Snatch Ballot box and yamutu .... Chikena

Good Morning Sir!

nihilistjnr:
you can imagine.

They're talking about juju because someone 'sold' a bakery.

niggas were selling a whole Abuja airport in the 90e

You'd need to sacrifice half of Lagos to power that kind of jazz

Don't mind them. Everything as far as they concerned is JUJU. I'm sure if any of them even half bothered to ask Alhaji about the source of His wealth, He would have been ever willing to tell them but mbanu.

GOOD MORNING AIRMARK AND DAYO.

Since the Day we've all been waiting for has arrived, I just say make I Greet and hail una small o.

raumdeuter:
Did you see his mother life with your own eyes with calabash in her head spitting money

They were not with Alhaji when He was grinding and shooting in the Gym. None of them saw the number of hours and sweat He put into developing His business but now that He is rich, they go about making unsubstianted claims without evidence to back it up.

airmark:


Chic2pimp, come and ask questions.

One Alhaji Salawu . You sef hear am nau . He did not say ask of Adenuga, Dangote or even Oyedepo's source of wealth o. It's an Alhaji in a remote part of Naija He wants us to enquire about

fredoooooo:
God is a wonderful God , enjoy yaself wella I will visit you soon

You suppose hide your face jare abi shame no catch you ni? .....How do you like your bukka$#ke session? White or black? Doggy or missionary? Brezz or yansh?

fredoooooo:
May ant infest ya scrotum thunder wey get muscle strike that ya useless team forever ,

Fredooooo How do you like your L served? Hot or Cold?

Roland17:
WAIL BRO!!

United on the beat again!!!

I dey your back. Ride on

airmark:


On to the next.

Oya Airmark come and fill in the blanks

raumdeuter:
Chelseafan1, henseben airmark abeg una get heineken?

Nah only when Hazard score Chelseafan1 dey show up

DExponential:
Chelsea vs Man United substitutions:
62nd Minute: Kovacic Off �Barkley On
70th Minute: Pedro Off � Willian On
84th Minute: Higuain Off �Giroud On
#copied

Pretty much as predicted only that you got the order the wrong way around.

Romero is f-@*inf slow off His line.

A40:
Do you believe this world is purely physical? This is not cholera or malaria matter.

Do you believe we are governed by higher laws and there is a Spiritual side or at least one that neither the physical or conventional wisdom, science and technology can explain?

Nah I don't believe that we are governed by an laws conventional wisdom, science and technology can't explain.