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FoodRe: If You Have Ever Eaten Any Of These Foods, You Are Old! by Chicertain(f): 10:15pm On Feb 25, 2017
robosky02:
but am sure you didn't eat the showing gum cheesy

by the way do you know that even before indomie came we had the Maggie noddles grin
LIE.The first noodles in Nigeria wad Indomie.It came out around 1990/91. Maggi was a copy cat product and came out around 1992/93.
TravelRe: Unruly Behavior: 43 Nigerians Deported From Germany, Belgium And Italy by Chicertain(f): 9:54am On Feb 24, 2017
ojimbo:
I was disappointed to read that after someone took the greatest risk of passing through the Mediterranean Sea, he is being deported back to Nigeria. Nigerians are the only ones that are facing this dexportation because of the greediness of of their High commissions. They will take money from European Governments and they will sign for her citizen to be deported. Countries like Gambia, Senegal, Mali and other many other African countries are not been deported because their High commission sees is as the gretest crime against human. After someone took such risk to move to Europe to seek for a better life.
Those deported have no idea where to start again and this might render them useless for the whole of their life.
Find out that Nigeria high commission of either Italy, Belgium, Germany. Carry out terror attack on his or her family so that he or she will feel the pains you are passing through too. No mercy.
Are you in your right senses?Why should illegal immigrants not be deported? You are not happy they were deported what if they were killed instead?People who typically live useless, disgraceful lives abroad.My friend, illegal migration is illegal even if you suffered on the way.






mercy
TravelRe: Unruly Behavior: 43 Nigerians Deported From Germany, Belgium And Italy by Chicertain(f): 9:46am On Feb 24, 2017
ojimbo:
I was disappointed to read that after someone took the greatest risk of passing through the Mediterranean Sea, he is being deported back to Nigeria. Nigerians are the only ones that are facing this dexportation because of the greediness of of their High commissions. They will take money from European Governments and they will sign for her citizen to be deported. Countries like Gambia, Senegal, Mali and other many other African countries are not been deported because their High commission sees is as the gretest crime against human. After someone took such risk to move to Europe to seek for a better life.
Those deported have no idea where to start again and this might render them useless for the whole of their life.
Find out that Nigeria high commission of either Italy, Belgium, Germany. Carry out terror attack on his or her family so that he or she will feel the pains you are passing through too. No mercy.

Arr

mercy
HealthRe: Don't Stop Eating Banana And Plantan Why? by Chicertain(f): 9:13am On Feb 23, 2017
Bananas are satisfying. It can used as a healthy snack
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel About The Man That Disvirgin You,do You Like Or Hate Him? by Chicertain(f): 1:43pm On Feb 22, 2017
falconey:
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Flower my ass. Deflower is too indirect. Disvirgin is in your face.
CelebritiesRe: The Okoye's Wives 'peter,paul,and Jude' Stun In New Photo by Chicertain(f): 10:11am On Feb 15, 2017
Groupie lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
A selfie is a self-taken picture of a person or group of persons i.e whoever holds the camera is in the picture. A groupie is a slang for a member of a group of girls that follow celebs about shamelessly.
CelebritiesRe: Mariah Carey, Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez: Who Is Most Beautiful? by Chicertain(f): 1:52pm On Feb 11, 2017
mustange:
she cant dance have u watch da performance at billbaords its as though she cant do the routine propaly. she like stops to wait for every one to get at the same stage as her. beyonce in all her crazy in love performances dont have to wait, look behind they all just start the dance right on time. she is da best. BEYONCE!!!!
What exactly does beyonce do except jump and run around on stage?Her dancing is not remarkable,her fine body deceives you.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 9:38am On Feb 10, 2017
Nigerians have a variety of accents and polished nigerians speak nicely.In nigerian schools you will hear all kinds of pronunciations.NOBODY has heard of a ghanian nobel laureate or world class author or maths genius or outstanding uni grads from harvard, oxford but nigeria has these. Be careful, if you annoy us enough, we will annex ghana to nigeria. The entire ghana will become merely one nigerian state.We will nigerianise you all and anybody who says 'werk', 'herpen' (happen) will be in trouble.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 9:20am On Feb 10, 2017
buzzmania:
For your information,this thread is long dead and buried so go get a life.
Well, I am reviviving it, you responded. Gotcha!
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Vs Kim Kardashian: Who Wore It Better? by Chicertain(f): 8:02pm On Feb 09, 2017
Kim.Ebube dey like bush girl.See as she stand.
CelebritiesRe: I was Charmed and Could Not Walk For Over Two Years”- Femi Branch by Chicertain(f): 7:46pm On Feb 09, 2017
I feel you. I too have suffeted juju paralysis.God's deliverance saved me.
Music/RadioRe: Ghanaians Mad At Chris Brown For Calling Azonto A Nigerian Dance by Chicertain(f): 6:32pm On Feb 09, 2017
Why would Nigerians copy ghanaians when they have nothing to offer.Fast paced music has appealed toNigerians since our forefathers days.We can never care about ghanaian music R and b has never been big in nigeria. Nigerian r and b artistes have always been broke. They always had to switch to indigenous and ghetto music. No, we didn't copy you. We simply did what we have always done - make rythmoc music.Qe have always had tall drums and all sorts of instruments.Ghanaians are nothing to us in music.Why would a hot chic copy a homeless girl?
Music/RadioRe: Ghanaians Mad At Chris Brown For Calling Azonto A Nigerian Dance by Chicertain(f): 6:22pm On Feb 09, 2017
OlaPhils:
after sarkodie who else, sarkodie himself can never do without Nigeriana, who listens to Ghanians songs? rubish, your song are well known to palmwine drinker, or bar, that s were Ghanians sonds are being played in Nigeria
Dream on.Nigerians have always liked fast paced rythmic music since the time of our forefathers.R and b my ass.Hip life my ass.We simply like enjoyable music and indigenous or ghetto sounding music will always outsell western sounding music.Hiplife started in the 90's but the foundation for what we do now was laid in the 80's by indigenous and ghetto sounding artistes. Get a life.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 6:08pm On Feb 09, 2017
Ironi:
Can't explain it any better. You sound like a very keen observer and a good music lover.

Problem is there are too many ignorant Nigerians gracing these pages.

Nigeria and Ghana are two neighbours and the cultural influence of one on the other should not be anything of a suprise.

At the moment the music trend and influence is just what you ably painted, no ifs or buts about it.

I get the impression many people here are kids or they look like kid-adults who can not tell the difference between an asss hole and a pusssy.
Be serious my friend.Fela got nothing from you.Tall drums have always existed in nigeria.Nigerians have always liked rythmic music.How dare you day all we had in the past was r and b? Where are forefathers singing r and b? Ghetto music has always outsold classy music in nigeria eventhough many hated ghetto music. Inventive people brought classy-ghetto which does as well as ghetto music.You talk of the 90-s, I talk of the 80's down to the current time.Iyanya sings ghetto because r and b has never been big in nigeria.People have always laughed at r and b artistes sincethe 80-s. In nigeria, the more indigenous you sound, the bigger yo Iur fan base. Get a life.Why would we copy people who depend on our music for their clubs, parties and even movie soundtracks.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2017
Ironi:
Can't explain it any better. You sound like a very keen observer and a good music lover.

Problem is there are too many ignorant Nigerians gracing these pages.

Nigeria and Ghana are two neighbours and the cultural influence of one on the other should not be anything of a suprise.

At the moment the music trend and influence is just what you ably painted, no ifs or buts about it.

I get the impression many people here are kids or they look like kid-adults who can not tell the difference between an asss hole and a pusssy.
Be serious my friend.Fela got nothing from you.Tall drums have always existed in nigeria.Nigerians have always liked rythmic music.How dare you day all we had in the past was r and b? Where are forefathers singing r and b? Ghetto music has always outsold classy music in nigeria eventhough many hated ghetto music. Inventive people brought classy-ghetto which does as well as ghetto music.You talk of the 90-s, I talk of the 80's down to the current time.Iyanya sings ghetto because r and b has never been big in nigeria.People have always laughed at r and b artistes sincethe 80-s. In nigeria, the more indigenous you sound, the bigger yo Iur fan base. Get a life.Why would we copy people who depend on our music for their clubs, parties and even movie spuntracks.
Music/RadioRe: Ghanaians Mad At Chris Brown For Calling Azonto A Nigerian Dance by Chicertain(f): 4:49pm On Feb 09, 2017
mikeapollo:
Big for nothing would count for nothing.
We need to be sincere for once and acknowledge truth!

The difference between people like and I is that I dont just dance to music. I appraise the trend and flow of style over time. I have been following Ghanaian and Nigerian music because I do visit Ghana. So I know what I am talking about. You seem to be someone that just dances to whatever you hear without analysing it.

Ask yourself....what style of music were Nigerian musicians playing just 5-10 years ago? What beats were they playing? They were all playing R&B!...from Tuface, Style Plus, Eeedris, etc.

But right now, they have changed their beats to follow the fast tempo highlife with rap (which was first created by Ghana and named Hiplife).The Azonto beat is just a faster and more funkified version of Hiplife.
Currentlt, virtually every Nigerian musician(except a few like 9ice,Banky W etc) are playing Azonto-compliant beats.

The point is, the musicians themselves know that they got the influence from Ghana and people like Silverbid/BBA's presenter IK has confirmed it recently. My dear, go and sleep.Lies! Nigerians have always loved rythmic beats. Our great grand parents listened to fast paced rythms.Nigerian r and b aristes were laughed at, the ghetto ones were the ones selling. Subsequent ones simply did what would sell -ghetto music.Did your forefathers teach our forefathers fast paced rythms? Quick beats are not new.Young people like fast stuff.Iyanya found out that r and b would not sell but ghetto would.NOBODY in Nigeria has ever survived on an Rand B career People have been flopping on r and b for decades. Ghetto has always reigned in nigeria- the more indigenous or ghetto you sound, the bigger your sales.You are talking of 5 -10 years before your post till the time of your post. I am talking of decades before your post till the time of your post.

Go listen to hard core hiplife songs from Ghana released in the 90s/early2000s as welll as Sarkodie's songs and you will know what I am talking about...that is if you want to learn and know the truth
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 4:26pm On Feb 09, 2017
timecop28:
Dude..your write-up is full of flaws, not a single valid point. There is no coherence at all. It's very obvious you don't know much about African music and the genres it entails. There is a huge difference between Afro-pop and Hiplife. Would you say lento is another twisted Hiplife? According to u, we neva made African style party jams until the first collaboration with a Ghanaian artiste?? Lol!
The guy is probably ghanaian but pretending to be nigerian.Please nigeria has never had a strong r and b presence. In the 80's we laughed at alex o, an r and b artiste. The more ghetto/indigenous an artiste sounded, the bigger his fanbase- juniour and pretty, daddy showkey, lieutenant shotg un.In the late 90's classy ghetto started - the remedies,plantationboyz.Classy ghetto and outright ghetto have continued to flourish.Ghana does not come into the picture at all.Nigerians have always loved rythmic music. Our greatgrand parents danced to rythmic music. Why would't young people of today dance to rythmic music.Soon you will say only gjana had drums in the olden days
Music/RadioRe: Ghana Vs Nigeria by Chicertain(f): 4:01pm On Feb 09, 2017
I am pleasantly surprised that a ghanaian said this. They often assume a false superiority complex over nigerians on nairaland and we promptly shoot them down.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Displays Her Stupidity. by Chicertain(f): 3:40pm On Feb 09, 2017
The girl has always been sick and a liar. She grew up in a 2 bedroom apartment, so Latavia her former nandmate said. During sleepovers 5 girls shared a room - beyonce, her sister and 3 other bandmates. Upper class my ass. The Jacksons were poor but their father was once in a band and decided to make music stars out of his kids, beyonce's people were the ones unconnected with music and used it for sustenance. Anyway, she was naturally uninvited to MJ's burial.Her father robbed her silly and she had to fire him.She opened a fashionline with her mum and it crumbled.Foolidh woman.We will eventually hear that Jay z has finished her patapata.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Chicertain(f): 1:36pm On Feb 09, 2017
Imagine me kirk franklin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander (New Thread) by Chicertain(f): 12:54pm On Feb 09, 2017
I like how nairaland be gist spot.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:48pm On Feb 09, 2017
We can never copy ghanaian accents. Nigerians who sound polished imitate british and american accents. In a typical nigeriam school, you will see a mix of those who pronounce words well and those who don't. Why would anyone want to copy you guys?
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:43pm On Feb 09, 2017
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Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:42pm On Feb 09, 2017
Yet, you ghanaians watch everything nigerian and even speak nigerian pidgin.All the non-english words in the pidgin you speak are from nigerian languages. I pity you guys, you mock us, then yearn for us and our things. Losers!
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:35pm On Feb 09, 2017
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Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:33pm On Feb 09, 2017
A former Word Bank VP, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is a Nigerian.Another, Oby Ezewesili is a Nigerian.Positions, ghanaians do not dare to dream of. The movie 'concussion' was about a renowned nigerian doctor and will smith was in it. Nigerians have been shining abroad. Ghanaians are not mentioned in america or britain when it comes to academic excellence. It is always Nigerians.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:22pm On Feb 09, 2017
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Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 12:18pm On Feb 09, 2017
Kajina:
@ 1st bolded,
Are you a comedian huh

@ 2nd bolded,
Okay I hear you, but what about the ones trained in Nigeria who have also Ghanaianized huh I wonder how you would succeed in re-branding them after they have successfully gone through all the Ghanaianization process. You sure have a very difficult task ahead of you. Good luck anyway.
Chicertain:
The entire landmass of ghana and its population is less than a quarter of Nigeria.How can you compare an only child with a child with lots of siblings.There isn't much pressure on ghanian resources.Ghana would have collapsed long ago if it had nigeria's population or landmass.An only child seems rich even if his parents are poor.Ghana has nothing remarkable.Your actors and actresses would die of hunger if they depended solely on revenue from ghana.Most of their income comes from Nigeria.We don't need them but sometimes they are CHEAPER alternatives to Nigerian actors and actresses.Where would Jackie and Van be without Nigeria.Yvonne always comes to Nigeria because Ghanian income is more or less nothing.We don't need you guys.We just have an accomodating nature but don't mistake that for stupidity or weakness - when we send people packing,we ate very thorough.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 10:05am On Feb 09, 2017
Bill Gates keeps coming to Nigeria.Mike Zberg of facebook chose nigeria and spoke about how talented we were.Glory is natural to nigerians.Not to boast but we will always outshine ghanaians.You guys are nothing to bother about.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 9:58am On Feb 09, 2017
You have nkrumah, we have azikiwe, awolowo.You have rawlings, we have gowon, muritala mohammed, idiagbon. Where is your achebe or your wole soyinka - world renowned writers you can only dream of. Where is your chike obi or philip emegwali -maths geniuses that solved age old unsolved maths questions.Who will ever nominate a ghanian for a grammy or oscar.World over nogerian students are often the most outstanding.They keep breaking records in their depsrtments.Bill Gayes keeps
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 9:45am On Feb 09, 2017
mikeapollo:
I wonder how some people reason before they talk!

Mention one Nigerian leader that is in the ranking of people like Nkrumah(Civilian), Rawlings(Miliatary). Kofi Annan was UN Sec General for 2 succefful terms, the most successful in recent history.
Do you know how many times Ghanaian leaders have been invited to come and speak in Nigeria? Even their Electoral Commission came to give us some lecture......
The entire landmass of ghana and its population is less than a quarter of Nigeria.How can you compare an only child with a child with lots of siblings.There isn't much pressure on ghanian resources.Ghana would have collapsed long ago if it had nigeria's population or landmass.An only child seems rich even if his parents are poor.Ghana has nothing remarkable.Your actors and actresses would die of hunger if they depended solely on revenue from ghana.Most of their income comes from Nigeria.We don't need them but sometimes they are CHEAPER alternatives to Nigerian actors and actresses.Where would Jackie and Van be without Nigeria.Yvonne always comes to Nigeria because Ghanian income is more or less nothing.We don't need you guys.We just have an accomodating nature but don't mistake that for stupidity or weakness - when we send people packing,we ate very thorough.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Has Been Overtaken By Ghanaian Music’- IK Osakioduwa by Chicertain(f): 9:43am On Feb 09, 2017
The entire landmass of ghana and its population is less than a quarter of Nigeria.How can you compare an only child with a child with lots of siblings.There isn't much pressure on ghanian resources.Ghana would have collapsed long ago if it had nigeria's population or landmass.An only child seems rich even if his parents are poor.Ghana has nothing remarkable.Your actors and actresses would die of hunger if they depended solely on revenue from ghana.Most of their income comes from Nigeria.We don't need them but sometimes they are CHEAPER alternatives to Nigerian actors and actresses.Where would Jackie and Van be without Nigeria.Yvonne always comes to Nigeria because Ghanian income is more or less nothing.We don't need you guys.We just have an accomodating nature but don't mistake that for stupidity or weakness - when we send people packing,we ate very thorough.

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