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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kanye West Asks Donald Trump To Be His Running Mate In 2024 by Chijeep(m): 6:45pm On Nov 23, 2022
Sorry Kenya, Americans won't fall for Simp for the 2nd term just as urchins are vying for Tinubu after Buhari sufferness.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Painful Career Truths That People Conceal From Themselves by Chijeep(m): 4:45pm On Nov 23, 2022
The only bitter truth in urchins mind is that they knows within them that Tinubu go lose 2023.
No be only bitter truth slef na even bitterleaf truth, THAT THING THEY PAIN URCHINS LIKE MAD

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Politics / Re: Senate Endorses ₦‎48 Billion Pipeline Surveillance Contract To Tompolo by Chijeep(m): 3:23pm On Nov 23, 2022
Na Tompolo turn to cashout big time from this government.


God abeg when it's my turn to also cashout big time no let anything or anybody stop my pay.
Even if the person wey go pay me dey too SICK like TINUBU abeg let him recover like Buhari.
If the person wan die like yar' dua abeg let him be replaced ASAP like Jonathan.
And If the person go wan do stronghead or wicked like Abacha Abeg let him be poisoned

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's 'Obidient Plane' Grounded By 'Powers That Be' — Head Of Media by Chijeep(m): 1:18pm On Nov 23, 2022
Agbado urchins are so less busy that they only have time to photoshop OBI's pictures and writes nonsense and also still edit Tinubu's pictures so that it'll be marketable to the gullible like them.

EYES DON OPEN TEY TEY

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Health / Re: Man Spends £1,500 Every Month To Stop Himself From Ageing (Photos) by Chijeep(m): 8:33pm On Nov 22, 2022
Tinubu should emulate this Old young man as his wrinkled drug face is irritating


Tinubu Urchins where are thou? Come and lecture your drug lord so that he can look like Rema

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Rushed To Hospital Over Leg Fracture - Daily Nigerian by Chijeep(m): 10:06pm On Nov 20, 2022
the nemesis they put on others shall befall them and their children one by one.
They thought that they will go free for the hardship they put the masses into.

Tinubu still they see him own hide small small but God still they reveal am, no be him they poopoo 4 body ni?

NEVER JOKE WITH THE CRY OF A HUNGRY MAN.


WELL, as a Christian, I'll still wish her quick recovery.

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Food / Re: See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by Chijeep(m): 12:26pm On Nov 19, 2022
Owologbo:


if you are used to taking what does not belong to you without the owner's permission, repent; that's stealing.
I don't why your type will come online to spit out what know is wrong in real life as normal.

The God that makes fruits to grow on top tree is the same God that blesses you with those things you protect from thieves.
I repeat if you know what I mean when I said students plucking fruits you won't call it stealing.
Professional footballers will play football for just 90min for money but same students will play football 4 5hours without being paid. I hope this will enhance your knowledge when mentioned students.
AND IF YOU DON'T THAT MEANS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CALL STUDENTS LIFE.
Many students do things for fun while few do it because of hunger. So neither of these can be termed stealing
Food / Re: See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by Chijeep(m): 11:00am On Nov 19, 2022
Owologbo:


Oga, plucking something that is not yours is stealing.
You can only pick the ones that fell from the tree.
Your comment shows that you're a very stingy person and my advice to you is that you should desist from it.
God that made fruits grows on tree instead of underneath it root knows exactly why he made it so
Politics / Re: Another Unknown Helicopter Sighted In Enugu Forests (Pics, Video) by Chijeep(m): 9:50pm On Nov 18, 2022
Op complete thie news abeg...
It should end with APC and Tinubu planning to disrupt the election in southeast.
God pass them ooo

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje: I Have Not Joined The APC, Disregard Falsehoods by Chijeep(m): 7:42pm On Nov 18, 2022
chrisvic007:


Sorry sir but you are a dimwit.

1. It was international investigate journalists that are out of the shores of Nigeria that exposed your god, Peter obi where he invested your Commonwealth in tax havens ( countries where there are liberal tax laws)

2. Tinubu does not tell lies. He has never told a lie at anytime of his public life. If you know any lie that he told, educate us

3. I never knew that average IBO man is this st*pid until this electioneering. A man saved your Commonwealth in a bank where he has interest and you all are glorifying him. Soludo has educated you, be educated. Governance is to spend money to better the lives of the people you govern, not to save money. A government that saves cash obviously is not a serious government because it means it does not know what to do.

But then, emotional wrecks like you would never understand this. Meanwhile, never you in your miserable life mention Tinubu again when discussing the plummeting political profile of your Him Tu Lie.
Number 2.... so Tinubu wasn't part of Buhari campaign that promised all heaven in Nigeria.
And ask yourself if Tinubu's name and age are correct... if yes, then I wish you look just like him when you're of the age he claimed.
Food / Re: See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by Chijeep(m): 5:22pm On Nov 18, 2022
mariahAngel:


I understand wetin you mean but imagine you had a fruit orchard, then people come there to pluck steal your fruits, you can imagine how frustrating that'll be.
You still don't understand.
If you do you won't call students plucking fruits stealing

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Food / Re: See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by Chijeep(m): 5:14pm On Nov 18, 2022
mariahAngel:

Apples to them are what oranges or mangoes (or even udara) are to us.




So, common oranges are now a "rich people" thing?
Besides, plucking someone's fruit without their permission is stealing.
If na to pick the ones wey fall, that one different.
Is like your secondary school days are like from home to school via school bus or Dad's car. You don't seems to get my point

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje: I Have Not Joined The APC, Disregard Falsehoods by Chijeep(m): 4:53pm On Nov 18, 2022
3 MAJOR MEANS APC ARE USING AGAINST PETER OBI SO THAT NIGERIANS WILL REJECT HIM:-
1. APC knows that Tinubu is corrupt that's why they linked pandora falsehoods to Obi so that NIGERIANs will also see Obi as corrupt as well.
2. APC knows that Tinubu and the rest of party have lied too much that NIGERIANs doesn't trust them again that's why they keep turning PETER OBI's speech upside down so that NIGERIANs will also see him as a liar.
3. APC knows that Obi governed Anambra as a person that channelled success to the future by leaving much money in treasury box, that's why they keep deceiving people that obi didn't performed

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Food / Re: See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by Chijeep(m): 4:50pm On Nov 18, 2022
Sparrk007:
Apple when don cost like this
that's one thing we dey miss for Nigeria. Even common orange wey no cost you go see rich people chasing away students from plucking it and the orange will just rot away

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Food / See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by Chijeep(m): 4:42pm On Nov 18, 2022
In Norway, when people see that there is an excess of apples on their trees, they do this kind of action so others can pick them and consume them instead of rotting on the ground. Beautiful.

I'M VERY IMPRESSED

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Politics / Re: Adopt Safety Practice During Yuletide: LASG Tells Hotel Owners, Event Managers by Chijeep(m): 4:02pm On Nov 18, 2022
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Agriculture / Re: Hundreds Of Sheep Have Been Walking In A Circle For 12 Days Straight In China by Chijeep(m): 3:03pm On Nov 18, 2022
Children of Nigeria be warned now before it becomes late, this is a revelation that Tinubu's government won't take Nigeria any where good

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Caught On Camera Beating His Studio Manager (Video) by Chijeep(m): 12:16pm On Nov 18, 2022
if you check very well this portable and Tinubu's DNA will match.
THUGS EVERYWHERE
One of long term Tinubu achievement grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Commissions New Fly Over In Portharcourt by Chijeep(m): 2:00pm On Nov 17, 2022
bet it... Tinubu 2 go go commission one road 4 lagos abi ogun state very soon.
COPY COPY PDAPC... grin

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Family / Re: Marriage Is Not An Achievement by Chijeep(m): 1:10pm On Nov 17, 2022
Marriage is a vow that only those who are faithful should partake else the damnation is very much disastrous

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Politics / Re: Alleged Forgery: Fresh Criminal Complaints Filed Against Tinubu by Chijeep(m): 4:36pm On Nov 16, 2022
The evil that men does live after them...

No stone will be left unturned.
TINUBU RETIRE AND GO AND ENJOY YOUR LOOTED MONEY WITH YOUR GRAND CHILDREN

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Agriculture / Re: Pictures From My Garden by Chijeep(m): 5:22pm On Oct 23, 2022
Garden of Eden... grin
Op hope say this not your source of income ooo?
Because as Nigeria dey now this one na child's play
Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs A Youth Who Demonstrated Progress In Personal Capacity - Imumolen by Chijeep(m): 2:36pm On Oct 21, 2022
Yahoo Yahoo presido..... grin

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Politics / Re: Navy Impounds 2 Vessels With Stolen Petroleum, Arrests 22 Crew Members In Rivers by Chijeep(m): 9:32am On Oct 20, 2022
WTF...
When crime is committed in the north it's very hard for FG to arrest the criminals and even the pretended ones they say them arrest they'll still free them as repentant but if it's in the other regions they'll be quick to arrest and prosecute.
POWER IS NOT SUITABLE IN THE NORTH AT ALL

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Suspends Campaign To Visit Flood Victims (Video) by Chijeep(m): 3:11am On Oct 20, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
Let him play to the gallery, is he going there to give them aid, or just to do eye service?
Oga, he don dey do am no be today ooo...
So no be for eye service at all. Thank you

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Suspends Campaign To Visit Flood Victims (Video) by Chijeep(m): 3:09am On Oct 20, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
Wash wash master, very useless hypocrite, Charity they say begins at home, has he gone to Anambra to visit the flood victims there?
I believe this picture tells more than that emptiness in your skull

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Suspends Campaign To Visit Flood Victims (Video) by Chijeep(m): 3:07am On Oct 20, 2022
plaindealer:
Oponu Pandora and eye service..

Flood ravaged your Anambra, but you no show face or suspend your already dead and worthless campaign to help Anambra people..

This man is massively useless I swear..

grin

I believe this old picture tells a lot. So he have been doing it no be today

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Politics / Re: China: We Don't Have A Police Station In Nigeria, Only Outreach Service by Chijeep(m): 6:38pm On Oct 19, 2022
na from somewhere he dey start...

Take it or leave it Tinubu's government will never be different from that of Buhari.
It may even get worse because the money Tinubu is using to run this journey must be looted backing billions.
Had it been that yoruba doesn't do godfatherisms Osinbajo and Fashola will be in these presidential race presently and will be chances of victory than Tinubu

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Politics / Re: Video: Wike And Sanwoolu Dance To " As E Dey Pain Them" Song In Lagos by Chijeep(m): 3:11pm On Oct 19, 2022
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Politics / Re: Three Things I’ll Do If Elected – Tinubu by Chijeep(m): 11:45am On Oct 19, 2022
Tinubu abeg leave presidency...
Do these 3 things instead...
1. Take care of your health
2. Retire from politics
3. Go home and enjoy your looted wealth with your grandchildren.
Don't worry, Peter Obi won't probe you because he won't waste time visiting the past.

....THIS IS THE SAME ADVICE I'LL GIVE MY GRANDPA

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