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Nifemi2020:
Mr Man. No need to apologize, am just looking at you yarning dust here. You said you are a Yaba Boy me I will like to meet up with you. Let’s me use you shine small. Nobody have monopoly of violence. Let’s meet at Civic Hotel by 4pm today. Then if I don’t see you, then don’t let me here you say you are a Yaba Boy henceforth.

Felicity001:
Oh really? So where will one come out from?

How about the parking fee?

BAZ001:
Gbam...
with full chest, no more parables


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Pearl1910:
I have a special gift of distinguishing parables and history ...and I announce this is not a parable

Gentlelife50:
Home safely, sleep mode activated amidst the vayolense.

Felicity one day we go compete for TMB, na only me and you believe it's possible to do 140/h in Nigeria.
I just dey take am jeje because I know a lot of other road users are drunk like me.

Blackbishop:
Parables In what sense bro. Did I quote anybody apart from you. Man pipe down not going to be cooking or opening up some mamas pot here. Dey your lane make I Dey look you for rear mirror. Still on it nigga you be snake

ambient:
I like doing reviews whenever I engage any vendor on nairaland.

I got a lovely watch from timearena.had a little hiccup with logistics which was no fault of hers.anyway she is legit.

Thanks

tojahh:
Ehen BlackBishop please tell us what you said happened. You were trying to tell a story about a snake.

Even tho you're a short black mechanic, please let us know how a man of Character whom was awarded the most polished uber driver with his ever starched white long sleeve day in day out later became a snake.


Uncle... Please tell us a story.

pope191:
They don't have choice... regardless, rider wey go rude, will still be rude. Some have it in their DN.A

adaenwa:
Good day sirs, I am new o as I finally got a car I can use for Uber. I discovered there's need for a LASDRI card, please how long is the process and how do I go about it. I can't wait to start driving, definitely I will learn on the job.

BAZ001:
Blackbishop Pls plsssssss with due respect it’s new year let green snake under green carpet lie in peace.

See as gentlelife50 and donfortune48 don already start to dey expand am.

Oya newbies who is the snake in the monkey shadow ?

A.) drives partners car into one way, lands in Lastma office
B.) has a soldier friend but couldn’t help him
C.) partner called Oga at top + 100k got his car out of Lastma office
D.) promised to pay partner 100k but (jappa according to partner)
E.) partner came out with some mama’s cooking, as proof (Gbam party scatter)


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Gentlelife50:
So chilex is the short man here?
Ewoo, this thread get as e be ooo.

Small time they don busrt person nyash.

Okokobioko

Felicity001:
No shakings bros we did 12k miles with the civic so why can't I do 10k miles with the Benz?

But I'm surprised how our oil sellers are not even diving at this subject u all have been dragging me about like I'm the one that recommend 15k miles for mobil1 oh... All of a sudden we@ oil sellers just went mute leaving me to my cross. It is well shall.

10k mile receive me with open arms

providencia:
Mercedes is not a car you abuse and get away with it. BTW, honda makes the world best engines

Gentlelife50:
Bro it's better to be on the safe side, the wether there no be same with our own ooo.

mrjaydee:
I stopped reading this thrash from the first 2lines.. you've just summarized and exposed your ignorance short man.

I'm trying hard to resist the urge to shalaye how do you explain to a rental boy meaning of " size you up" ?

Keep moving Lagos...

Felicity001:
Performance was great after replacement... Formerly it was vibrating seriously... That was on Friday nite at Falomo I'd to run to my mechanic on Saturday morning. Gave my mechanic 5k to buy one coil, gum and tp he still returned back 800 change.

Mobil1 high performance is meant to be 15,000 miles bro... 10k miles isnt bad at all besides ive topped it with fresh oil, nothing to worry about.

Nifemi2020:
Bazoo put pillow on his seat while driving. I know him very well

Presbeuo:
It was an accident. A Rim got broken in the process

Pearl1910:
Lolz...how do u know he is a shortman
Honestly, that's d picture I have of Bazoo too.

Presbeuo:
Thank you

Presbeuo:
Hello. Please I need a single 16’ rim of this type for my Honda Civic front right tyre. How and where can I get it in Lagos?

Viking07:
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BAZ001:
So you trying to tell us you joined the telegram group without stating if you are married or single ?

Let’s ask all newbies and guys that have not done more than 6months in the hustle who is telling the truth and true reality of the job?

For example winter is a thing of the mind and not reality. Ask around ?

I don’t talk down on bolt I only paint the true pictures and reality. Yes you can say I drive like ant when I see surge cos that’s the only way you can make money, we all want to make money. But to come here and say it’s easy, There is a strategy bla bla
How easy ?
Like you can drive for 4hrs everyday and net 200k weekly How ?
Na sakamanje or Na juju?
Fare is calculated by (time*distance *base )
So ur strategy Na to carry spirit or flying car ?

People know the truth already they are just looking at you and your geng.

It’s not consistent and not sustainable.

Ants drive in n out of winter... lazyD don’t

CaptalnMitch:
I have sure 2odds you can be staking some of your inheritance on

Felicity001:
Yes that reminds me... Ive noticed lately that I still receive request on Uber even after 1am.

But menh... Uber has really lost customers to indriver and bolt oooh... Your app can be on for hours without any request at all. This is so sad of them. The most painful part is they still don't want to adjust or shift grounds about their policies.

na dem sabi shall

peacefulhome:
Thanks sir. You saw the gift sent to someone shey. Where is mine ?

Pearl1910:
In this winter...Rider get mind o.
Make this one just jam Driver wey buy account... that money is a goner

OmegaAutos:
cover am nah, police fit arrest this your rider ooo