₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,982 members, 8,448,083 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 06:00 PM

Toggle theme

Chillgist's Posts

Nairaland ForumChillgist's ProfileChillgist's Posts

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)

Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by chillgist(m): 4:08pm On Apr 25, 2017
Rocking this new game
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by chillgist(m): 4:04pm On Apr 25, 2017
Check me out !
Forum GamesRe: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by chillgist(m): 4:03pm On Apr 25, 2017
"check me out!"
Forum GamesRe: Thank God That: by chillgist(m): 4:00pm On Apr 25, 2017
Check me out!
Forum GamesRe: The Pointless Thread Game.. by chillgist(m): 3:55pm On Apr 25, 2017
Hey guys, check me out !
Forum GamesRe: Post Your First Ever Comment On Nairaland Here. by chillgist(m): 3:54pm On Apr 25, 2017
Check me out !
Forum GamesRe: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by chillgist(m): 3:53pm On Apr 25, 2017
Check me out !
Forum GamesN.E.W.S by chillgist(op): 9:43am On Apr 25, 2017
A farmer who had lots of lands and cattle's lived in his comfortable hut while trying to skin a ram for the forthcoming celebrations. This farmer was famous and known particularly for keeping long beards, he had a skin hair cut which every normal person does but the most distinguishing factor between this farmer and other people was the dark-dotted scar on his forehead. Who is this farmer ?
Meanwhile he had a friend (business-man) who was always buying cattle's and foodstuffs from him. This particular business-man owned lots of shops in various markets, he had a huge appetite for money which was basically the only thing he never joked with. But there was something wrong with the friendship and the wrong thing about the friendship was the "phobia" that the farmer had for this business-man. What is this "phobia"?
Far away from the surroundings of this farmer, lived his brother-in-law who loved respect from people and also loved his women big. He never joined any cliq of friends apart from his fellow brothers who had dreaded tribal marks like him. The talking drum was his closest pal and source of inspiration.
All these people that I've mentioned ("farmer", "business-man", "brother-in-law" ) had one very fundamental similarity. They wanted more money and wealth in a rather faster way because they believed in the satisfaction of immediate wants. But there was no other way for them at that time to make this fast money than for them to exploit and sell this strange fluid that a particular fisherman had in his well. What's this fluid ? and who is this fisherman ?
Note:all characters mentioned relate to the "N.E.W.S".

FashionRe: Order For Your Navy Blue Brogue by chillgist(m): 9:32pm On Apr 24, 2017
How much ?
LiteratureRe: Alone In The Dark.. by chillgist(op): 9:11pm On Apr 22, 2017
Final Conclusions.

After the truce, conclusions were made stating how my bad thoughts lead me into unwanted deductions. Still reminiscing on my guilt and disappointment, I hurriedly gave it a quit. In no time as my mom heard what I said about the pastor , she felt vexed and left my house. With this space , I had all the time in the world to execute what I had planned.
I simply got off from my room and shot myself out with my old pistol. Practically it's obvious to say that I shot myself into oblivion but it's also sad to know that nobody knows.
CelebritiesRe: Funny Comments Wen Nigerians Were Askd How Wizzy, Baddo & OBO Collabo Wud Be?? by chillgist(m): 11:29pm On Apr 21, 2017
Ever8054:
wizkid + olamide + Davidoo =
= 0
Forum GamesRe: The Person To Get No Likes Is The Winner by chillgist(m): 8:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
Check me out !
LiteratureRe: Alone In The Dark.. by chillgist(op): 4:54pm On Apr 20, 2017
Deductions

While having the "truce" , my mom came visiting. As she walked in, her eyes got caught up with my brother who actually called her to my house. "what is it ?" She asked then he replied to her that I was the problem saying that he didn't know what was troubling me.
As she heard this, the only thing that she wanted was an interest of knowledge from my troubled soul. She quickly alighted to my room and knocked for a long time then I opened the door, greeted her and didn't seem interested in her visit. But her first response was "what's wrong with you?" Still not in the mood , I didn't reply her question.
So shocked at my behaviour, she just felt that something was wrong somewhere. Without hesitation she quickly broke down in tears saying that the devil had possessed me and that she would call her pastor immediately for a deliverance. Hearing this, I told her that I wasn't possessed and she shouldn't try her luck on me with her pastor.
LiteratureAlone In The Dark.. by chillgist(op): 10:07pm On Apr 19, 2017
Bad thoughts.

Slowly in motion, I pulled my car into the garage. Still angry with the rate at which disappointment had it's fair share on my poor soul, I literally didn't have time for the jokes my younger brother had to tell. So surprised at such developments, my younger brother (Sam) asked why I kept my face like a burnt dough.
Normally, I would have laughed to his "gibberish" but this time it wasn't funny. Every thought of what happened was so exhuming to the extent that my head got bloated for consuming such a huge gallery of quite an unnecessary phase of life. I quietly climbed upstairs to my bedroom to get some space in order to draw a deep line of "truce" with my guilt.
What was this guilt ? Even though it still hurts to know that I would for a day ever imagine myself slaughter my only piece of joy, the only woman I love just for the lust of money and I did it so consciously.
1 Share

RomanceRe: Is Having A Dairy On Nairaland A Good Idea? by chillgist(m): 5:01pm On Apr 14, 2017
Yes of course, you could also check mine.
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by chillgist(m): 7:08pm On Apr 10, 2017
Hi everyone, am chillgist and would appreciate if you guys can check my short-story. Thank you.

https://www.nairaland.com/3726606

LiteratureRe: My Woman by chillgist(op): 1:19pm On Apr 10, 2017
Rainy night

She didn't respond after I called out to her, so scared and terrified by the horrors still on my trail but I kept on calling out. While searching , darkness rose up in anger and covered the skies, clouds were beginning to rumble for supremacy as they spoke out their feelings through the heavy lightening. Raindrops came upon me like zombies and kept beating my soul out while I wandered through my mind with reasons in my head and tears in my eyes. Still checking every deserted pore, lonely creek and contemplating in massive regret why I let her go in such horrific way.

The End.
LiteratureRe: My Woman by chillgist(op): 1:10pm On Apr 10, 2017
Thanks bro .
LiteratureRe: My Woman by chillgist(op): 9:39pm On Apr 09, 2017
Clouds in between

The connection was so deep and definitely lasted for quite awhile. We never got bored of each other even though I knew that it will all end one way or the other. I was far from perfection but she was satisfaction to the fullest, keeping in mind that it will indeed end but never thought that the curtains will burn up instead of falling. Knowing how heartless it was for me to break her into shattered pieces, "mother of all nature" cried just because of my manly attitude.
As a man, it was meant to happen, my hunger for pleasures came as a strong cloud and covered my heart. I grew darker each day knowing that I had accomplished my mission of utmost satisfaction with the " mother of all nature" . Filled with greed, I had my chance of pleasure with nature itself thereby relieving "mother of all nature" off her duties in my dark spin of life.
She found me reigning supreme in deep intimacy and lust on her grown daughter, feeling so broken that was how I lost my woman.
LiteratureRe: My Woman by chillgist(op): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2017
Clouds in between

The connection was so deep and definitely lasted for quite awhile. We never got bored of each other even though I knew that it will all end one way or the other. I was far from perfection but she was satisfaction to the fullest, keeping in mind that it will indeed end but never thought that the curtains will burn up instead of falling. Knowing fully how heartless it was for me to break her into shattered pieces, "mother of all nature" cried just because of my manly attitude.
As a man, it was meant to happen, my hunger for pleasures came as a see cloud and covered my heart. I grew darker each day knowing that I had accomplished my mission of utmost satisfaction with the " mother of all nature" . Filled with greed, I had my chance of pleasure with nature itself thereby relieving "mother of all nature" off her duties in my dark spin of life.
She found me reigning supreme in deep intimacy and lust on her grown daughter, feeling so broken that was how I lost my woman.
LiteratureRe: My Woman by chillgist(op): 3:32pm On Apr 08, 2017
The Sex that night.

We got home, showed her around my crib then she quickly hopped into the kitchen to prepare something nice for dinner. It was already 9:15pm when she got out of the kitchen and invited me to the dining table. The dining was so lit, filled with intense heat of romance as I felt a deep sense of haste that pushed me to draw close to her.
We started kissing passionately with my hands wrapped tight to her well-curved "ass". She just couldn't get enough of me but the reverse was the case, quickly I carried her from the tip of her back-side and laid her on the table. She pulled me so close to her bosom while i drew my lips down and licked her into limbo. I inserted myself into her open space and created a connection to last for the rest of my days.
LiteratureRe: My Woman by chillgist(op): 5:51pm On Apr 07, 2017
First Date

So early in the morning, I pulled my phone and thought of how awesome it would be to see your face. Then I called her number and asked how she was doing . Her reply were so soothing to hear, her voice gave the best atmosphere for me to ask her out on a date. Which I did and she agreed. Slowly I pressed the red button , looked straight into the mirror and felt proud of myself. In just about 15minutes after the call, I started my day with a journey into the circle of hustle. I worked myself with so much effort tirelessly into the labour gang but still had my mind on remainder of my first date with the "mother of all nature". The time on my watch was on a race in time with the forces of nature, it was already 6:30pm so I hurried off home to get prepared.
At about 7:10pm , I called her number to ask if I could pick her home. She said alright and that was how how I answered the call to duty. We hooked up at her residence, walked round her house and then out of curiosity I suggested in form of a question if she would love to come check out my place. At once, she smiled to say "yes" and that was how we left her house.
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by chillgist(m): 8:43am On Apr 07, 2017
champagnepapi01:
sad sad sad

So nobody for Twenty One Pilots, and they are tormenting only me.

Okay lemme be on my own ooo.

Goner, Ride, Hometown, Stressed Out, Migraine... OMG. 21 Pilots is a blessing to music.
Even car radio sef
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by chillgist(m): 10:25pm On Apr 06, 2017
Go flex - Post Malone
Say it - Flume
Faded - Alan walker
LiteratureMy Woman by chillgist(op):
The First Gaze.

She brought out every thought in my mind, making me so active than I have ever been. So many imaginations running round my mind that created a circumference of partial madness just for this human.
Her body had the real curves, sketches, lines and contours that makes me keep wondering where she came from. At a distance she looked at me while I calculated my eyes all over her body, still struggling to reach close to her with all other wolves hovering around but nothing would stop this lion from bringing her home. I slowly held her hand and smiled but she drew back and acted like a woman. She had the best composure and attitude that forced me to call her "Mother of all nature" . She turned and asked what I wanted ,puzzled by her question I looked straight into her eyes and whispered "something's wrong and I can feel it, you seem like paradise but I can't conclude. But one thing is for sure that together we would write our story that will rule all empires" .
1 Like 1 Share

RomanceRe: The Kush Lounge: Stoners Only by chillgist(m): 1:38pm On Apr 06, 2017
My blunt this morning

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)