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its no longer news that, this boy Freeze is gradually running mad. i understand his strategy, oppose church practices to win gullible sympathizers ,wash them with liberalism, finish it off by introducing all manner of unnaturals, � �, But The Church of Jesus Christ shall move on. No matter how Muslims hail the idiot. Else, why not Criticize Islam, Mohammed and smell your ass |
Why ranch, we bargained for colony. well whether ranch or ranger, come 2019 another Govt. will raze it down. Foolaniz |
mrvitalis:OWERRI OWERRI OWERRI, please cut us some slacks. is Owerri the only Zone or City in Imo state? Go to Riverstate, not phortharcourt, Akwaibom, not Uyo etc. you are here fanning an inglorious amber of A mad Governor |
#HELP_SAVE_EMEKA_EJIKE Emeka our friend and brother a 1st class graduate recently got involved in a road accident on his way to Lagos for NYSC. Until now, Emeka was strong, energetic young man full of life till the sad event that happened on 20th of November. As a 1st class graduate of the Micheal Okpara university of agriculture he has great hopes for the future. Due to the severity of the accident which affected his spinal cord he cannot move his body parts. About 4 million is needed for his treatment to continue as he is on life support and further corrective surgeries. The family has already exhausted their little funds. He needs our help. He is presently at UNTH Enugu but needs to be transferred to MEMFYs hospital for Neurosurgery at Enugu state. We can't do it all alone and that is why we r using this medium to reach out to all friends, families , kind hearted Nigerians to help us as we fight hard to save our brother Emeka. We the family and friends honestly need your help in this trying times please. Bank -- Access Bank Name -- Ejike Gift Emeka Acc no -- 0065619218 Pls contact his mother on 08038965027 Ejike Joy okoro.
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feel so honored to be among the first to comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been my dream for many years. I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity, i would also like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends for being there for me always. I would also like to thank my pet fish for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that has helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank;the entire Facebook village, the internet for letting me go on Facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first to comment on this sort of post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To everyone out there reading this, never give up |
But i dont understand why even other states like Abia that i am in, right now is experiencing a total lock down of economic activity over an election going on in Anambra state... wetin b this naa |
with minimum of how much is ok to start, ir do low income earners have a chance? |
seunlayi: A typical yoruba bigot,
Abi shes now omo naija
if it was the other way round, she will b OmoIbo |
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture... my Alma mater |
Horse power (1)
Today in PPA school as a young cute coper * winks*
After practically shuttling round the whole
University, running errands for my lovely
Oga ,i mean my HOD.
I finally set out to the Faculty of
Mathematics and computing here in KUST to meet up with an
acquaintance. She had recently concluded
the mandatory one year of national
service and hearing I was in Kano ,
arranged for a meet. As in the days
before, Ada was looking as gorgeous as
ever.
Lovely smile:
White teeth:
Strong black gum:
Pointed nose:
Dark skin:
Slim body:
Slight elevated backside:
Every other thing:
Smartly dressed in a black leggings, a
mixly coloured long gown and the
traditional black leather handbag.
Handicapped, I succeeded not in avoiding
to give her that long "guys stare".
Quickly, I held myself only to be cast
aback to sweet memories of our
undergraduate days and cursed myself for
not doing the needful when I had the
chance. Damn, I would have 'toasted' her
back then!
All those green light.
All those Shebi this dress fits me.
All those lets go to night class together.
All those you don't want me to coman
visit you.
All those have you eaten, Oya meet me
in front of Babylon.
Etcetera!
I can't believe it took me 3years to
decipher their real meaning. Now I know
I was merely a labourer, "washing" the
car for the real driver to use as he deems
appropriate.
What a fool I was!
Oya back to the crux!
So after the usual handshake (yours truly
is still scared of receiving hugs from
women, at least in the open), exchange of
pleasantries and the statutory bla bla bla.
We decided to take a short walk to one of
the cafeteria around for a bottle of cold
coke.
Just when I thought the opportunity was
ripe to undo my innocent undergraduate
foolishness, we were both attracted to an
unusual but 'wonderful' sight. Apparently,
two of the university's horses couldn't
hold it any longer and were seriously
mating (as in making out) not minding the
hot sun, not minding uncountable on-
looks and incandescent jabs by several
passers-by.
Really, dude couldn't wait till night fall?
C'mon people, who does that?
Embarrassed (am sure she was too), I
tried so aimlessly to deflate that
unfortunate distraction and plead my
case. But mehn, I couldn't help but to be
perpetually drawn to the scene. It was as
if my village people had completely
usurped certain aspects of my brain
responsible for controlling 'what you want
to look at'. The more I tried to look away,
the more my eyes came glued and more
fixated to the en-playing movie.
The gallantry, confidence, style and
frequency of his thrusts were purely
phenomenological.
(to be continued) |
Stelvin101:Shut up. am a health official and we do the talking under the aegis of "sensitization campaign " when u dont understand, ask "how " n keep ur dumb advice to urself |
A typicall example of their unhygienic, primitive way of feeding on display for the whole word to see... just wat am witnessing in kano presently, i don try talking to dem tire |
It hurts when people don't know how
important they are to you...
Like this akara woman that did not open
today.
..I've already bought bread this morning .... Only to
find out dat the woman also obeyed the Biafran sit @home...
in loving memory of BiafrAn heroes who lost their lifezz |
chibabe259:bas geh ![]() |
megaphantom:tnk u dear. i do knw abt it, js wana school d dude |
ShakurM:THC or tetrahydrocanabinol is the compound found in that canabis plant, inhalation of this vapourised compound in form of smoking can cause psychosis or madness,short memory, cancer, lungs and other cardiovascular impairments, aside from it being hallucinogenic jus lik other sister drugs in Opiate, narcotics, etc. families. it can destroy once males sexual life and to women neonatal impairment of dea baby. that its one of the controlled substance and liable to abuse |
ShakurM:i wud lik to knw the pharmacological component or the alkaloid in weed dat makes some of its users to get high |
ShakurM:no offence, but wat do u know about "weed" or marijuana, lets talk about it |
Aderola15:here i am omalicham, my name na Chimaobi, but u can call me 'Obim" if u don mind ![]() |
; D with Nnamdi Kalu its proudly horrible, but, with Dele Momodu?.... ![]() its normal humility.. NL and pervert are 5&6 |
FreshBoss007:I'm not aguing with u if God truly odered the moulding of doz statues in the OLD TESTAMENT, The old testament is full of burdens of laws (works) which if u want to live by dem is practically impossible, just as practicing self-righteousness is.JESUS CHRIST THE AUTHOR AND FINISHER OF OUR FAITH IS THE END OF THE LAW(OLD TESTAMENT ) see: Galatians 3vs 24. it tells u dat the coming of Christianity is de practical end of Judaism (d mainstream religion during dat time ) dou not absolutely, becos James warned on the abuse of grace, so that we should not disregard d place of "Work". The so called serpent u always reference was not being knelt ,prostrated nor prayed before but just to take a look at, and after d tin served it purposes was destroyed. Go and read about d practice of Judaism, during feast like passover, first fruit etc, the first sons or born is usually the Lords, but wen dat child isn't offered to God as a priest or somtin d parents will com wit d child around a certain age wit a ram to offer sacrifice n dat doesn't mean dea are no oda siblings |
LogicStatement:I wish I can pick out ur poorly understood listed points and clarify u one by one. Firstly, the Bible advice u not to mk any graven image, whether of ANY LIKENESS IN HEAVEN, BENEATH nor perform any WORSHIP (including acts of worship) into them. Now,what is kneeling before anyone/thing? submission /act of worship right? bro u r nt wiser than God. Again, u recited d angels biblical salutation to Mary OK, why would the Catholic insert the umbilical "pray for all sinners" clause? remember the Bible warns not to add or subtract from it. You always reference the old testament(the law) while claiming a christian . Galatians told us that the law existed to keep men in checks until the coming of Jesus (the promise) just as Ishmael was, until the coming of Isaac (the promise) what happnd to Ishmael? he was cast out with the mother. I'm saying this cos u mentioned saints,Abraham in intersections. Jesus in his word "No one comes to The Father except through him. pls lemme stop here cos of I'm having flat battery. Dou Mary had Idaho children who mostly don't believe in Jesus as Christ |
SirVintageCock:firstly, u deal with d report on ground, if sahara reporters has been unreliable/unstable with there past deeds. Again u dont know me inperson to voice ur vituperating streams of invectives, i speak or type as a professional,but u type to propagate ignorance and professionl flukes |
SirVintageCock:i guess u dint read d line where it was mentioned that the medical history of the lad wasnth sought for. this records are obtained and documented on admission, but wat do we have here ![]() someone dt complain of fever,ur first line of treatment instead of paracetamols is fansidar(sulfadoxine &pyrimethamine) ,why not give Chloroquine also... |
axortedbabe:this mai bae, where went thou |
im not getting all this bullshittings, is i taught Nigeria has an existing law incriminating this unnatural act, why is our law giving these offenders fame n popularity instead of punishment as a deterrent. please someone should tell me wats goin on |
SweetSmartSexy:YEYE GEH ![]() |
JOB DISCRIPTION: BlowJomb JOB ROLE: WhistleBlower JOB TOOL: Mouth and Whistle |
one of the few reported numerous cases,
if rest in peace can bring u back |
Aburi001:even tithing is unchristian, the new testament doesnt agree with it, ur pastor is not God, he cant be void of ignorance jus becos hes a pastor... even in the bible,offerings are used to take care of the poor,the Gospel and the church and not solely fr preachers. tithes is one of the laws and Jesus Christ is the end of the law. am not saying that the law is bad,but the book of Galatians told us that the law was put in place to put men in checks to God untill the coming of the promise which is Jesus the only Christ. When u know your place in Christ no one can condem u |
A typical yoruba bigot,
Abi shes now omo naija
if it was the other way round, she will b OmoIbo

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