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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Kitchen: An excellent cook Living Room: A superb hostess Da Oza Room: A demonstration of sexual prowess and uninhibited performance. The rest is just fluff. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
The only way I can be impressed is if she is real with me Even if she have to hurt my feelings |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by LadyJustice(f): 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
The only way I can be impressed is her been real with me Even if she have to hurt my feelings |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by MissRaine69(f): 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
How about being yourself that is so much easier ...read a few newspapers and books that makes a woman a lot more fascinating. 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Thobiy(m): 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
cerowo:Yea well said this coming from a lady |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by AngelicDamsel(f): 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Ok |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by besticality: 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Ok |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
1bkaye come and see before you will say I didn't give u heads up. |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Bahddo(m): 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
No intelligence? Wow... Well, a girl that reads alot and knows so much, caresses every inch of my brain. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
EgunMogaji:Osheyy baami 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by chronique(m): 7:57pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Endorsed. |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
And op..i have been trying to catch that crawling spider on your signature but couldn't..well nice one. if only them get sense. |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Philinho(m): 7:58pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
not still a remedy for divorce |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by chimaobinelson(m): 7:58pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Horse power (1)
Today in PPA school as a young cute coper * winks*
After practically shuttling round the whole
University, running errands for my lovely
Oga ,i mean my HOD.
I finally set out to the Faculty of
Mathematics and computing here in KUST to meet up with an
acquaintance. She had recently concluded
the mandatory one year of national
service and hearing I was in Kano ,
arranged for a meet. As in the days
before, Ada was looking as gorgeous as
ever.
Lovely smile:
White teeth:
Strong black gum:
Pointed nose:
Dark skin:
Slim body:
Slight elevated backside:
Every other thing:
Smartly dressed in a black leggings, a
mixly coloured long gown and the
traditional black leather handbag.
Handicapped, I succeeded not in avoiding
to give her that long "guys stare".
Quickly, I held myself only to be cast
aback to sweet memories of our
undergraduate days and cursed myself for
not doing the needful when I had the
chance. Damn, I would have 'toasted' her
back then!
All those green light.
All those Shebi this dress fits me.
All those lets go to night class together.
All those you don't want me to coman
visit you.
All those have you eaten, Oya meet me
in front of Babylon.
Etcetera!
I can't believe it took me 3years to
decipher their real meaning. Now I know
I was merely a labourer, "washing" the
car for the real driver to use as he deems
appropriate.
What a fool I was!
Oya back to the crux!
So after the usual handshake (yours truly
is still scared of receiving hugs from
women, at least in the open), exchange of
pleasantries and the statutory bla bla bla.
We decided to take a short walk to one of
the cafeteria around for a bottle of cold
coke.
Just when I thought the opportunity was
ripe to undo my innocent undergraduate
foolishness, we were both attracted to an
unusual but 'wonderful' sight. Apparently,
two of the university's horses couldn't
hold it any longer and were seriously
mating (as in making out) not minding the
hot sun, not minding uncountable on-
looks and incandescent jabs by several
passers-by.
Really, dude couldn't wait till night fall?
C'mon people, who does that?
Embarrassed (am sure she was too), I
tried so aimlessly to deflate that
unfortunate distraction and plead my
case. But mehn, I couldn't help but to be
perpetually drawn to the scene. It was as
if my village people had completely
usurped certain aspects of my brain
responsible for controlling 'what you want
to look at'. The more I tried to look away,
the more my eyes came glued and more
fixated to the en-playing movie.
The gallantry, confidence, style and
frequency of his thrusts were purely
phenomenological.
(to be continued) |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by frisky2good(m): 8:01pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
OP, I will tell you 2 easy ways. 1. keep his stomach filled up 2. Keep his scrotum empty. Simple |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
beatrice58: Nop i must watch it b4 i decide |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
chimaobinelson: 3 Likes
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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Young03(m): 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Roselieene come and c stop being a feminist |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by TinaAnita(f): 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Holy shit |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by DanseMacabre(m): 8:07pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
OP, leave that thing. If she no intelligent, leave am. I fit strafe am for the fork of it, but if she no intelligent, I repeat, leave am. |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by YungMillionaire: 8:09pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Also have a fat a$$$ and know how to suck a good diiick |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Piiko:Lool smh |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by DanseMacabre(m): 8:11pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Bahddo: Pali, your head dey there. I wish say I get 'tuale' or 'tiri gbosa' meme to give you. 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by ihateuglygirls: 8:12pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Benita27:gbam ur brain dey work |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
1bkaye:Am bored on NL I wonder where I can find nice cute females I need to sharpen my social skills worst is many of the F monikers are males.
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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by talkportal: 8:16pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
fineboynl: Oboy! see yawa, person talk say na that kind thing he like.... wetin consign you if it is big butt or big fat? what if the guy actually do not fancy "big butt" as you know it and like just what he uploaded!!! |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Piiko:Lol go outside? 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
1bkaye:no its cold outside 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by TSOM(m): 8:24pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
True. Heavy make-up, artificial eyelashes and nails turn me off completely. |
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Men by sekem: 8:28pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
I see so many husband hunters on this thread |
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