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Have Mugabe declared his ambassador to Xenophobia country personal non granta?

ASUU Festival is over

And such trend won't make front page

His some people mentor sha

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Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu, on Sunday read
the riot act to Igbo leaders and monarchs in Lagos
State, warning that he would make life miserable for
them if they sabotaged efforts to ensure that the
governorship candidate of the All Progressives
Congress, APC, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, is elected
as governor of the state.
The visibly enraged monarch, who summoned all
the Eze-Ndigbo in Lagos State to his palace, said
the support of their kinsmen for the opposition party
in the state could frustrate current efforts in all
quarters at ensuring Lagos is no longer in
opposition with the Federal Government.
He said: “On Saturday, if any one of you goes
against Ambode, who I have picked, that is your
end. If it doesn’t happen within seven days, just
know that I am a bastard and it’s not my father who
gave birth to me.
“By the grace of God, I am the owner of Lagos for
the time being. This is an undivided chair. The
palace belongs to the dead and those coming in the
future. On Saturday, if anyone of you, I swear in the
name of God, goes against my wish that Ambode
become the next governor of Lagos State, the
person is going to die inside this water.
“For the Igbo and others in Lagos, they should go
where the Oba of Lagos heads to. When they were
coming to the state, they didn’t come with all their
houses. But now they have properties in the state.
So, they must do my bidding. And that is the bidding
of the ancestors of Lagos and God.
“I am not ready to beg you. Nobody knew how I
picked Ambode. Jimi is my blood relation and I told
him that he can never be governor in Lagos for now.
The future belongs to God. I am not begging
anybody, but what you people cannot do in Onitsha,
Aba or anywhere, you cannot do it here.
“If you do what I want, Lagos will continue to be
prosperous for you.



www.nationalmirroronline.net/new/guber-poll-oba-of-lagos-reads-riot-act-to-igbo/

Well! In this country, many people will abuse freedom of speech to hell.

Want to try dating that hot, young guy? ... Go for it!
.............

Everyone knows that older men love dating younger women (and many of my female coaching clients complain about this).
But in recent years, the tables turned and now
many women are dating younger men.
Naturally there are wonderful things about being
romanced by someone younger, as well as a
number of challenges. A lot depends on the age
difference between you and how much younger
you're talking about.

THE PROS:
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1. Youthful Enthusiasm: Sometimes as you age,
you feel like you've already "been there,
done that, got the T-shirt". When you repeat
those same experiences again with a
younger guy going through them for the first
time, you benefit from his enthusiasm. You
feel young again, which is one of the biggest
reasons for dating younger.
.
2. Refreshing Perspective: As you move through
life, you develop belief systems based on
your experiences. Sometimes they limit your
point of view without you realizing it. When
you spend time with someone younger, you
gain access to his fresh perspective. He
opens your eyes to seeing things in a new
light in ways that inspire and energize you. A
youthful outlook is very refreshing!
.
3. Bedroom Stamina: Men's sex drive tends to
decrease around the age that a woman's
peak. With a younger man, you can enjoy his
resilience, stronger libido and maybe find a
better bedroom match. My neighbor,
Linda, is dating a man 15 years her junior and
they've had some rather exciting trysts. Their
invigorating sexual bond has kept them
happily together for more than eight years
now.
.
4. Not Stuck in His Ways: As you age, you get
into habits and sometimes ruts. Often people
get stuck in their ways regarding how they do
things and what they are willing to try. With a
younger man, his habits are not as firmly
entrenched which makes it easier to
negotiate your relationship.
Things like what time you eat meals or go to
sleep at night, where you vacation and the
type of activities you enjoy together. Many of
my dating coaching clients complain about
how men their own age are very rigid about
how they live their lives. They tend to say
"No" more often than "Yes" to trying
something new. Youth offers more flexibility,
giving you greater options to explore
together. Hays
.
5. Adoration as He Looks Up to You:. Is there a
bigger ego boost then a younger man being
captivated by you? I doubt it. Feeling adored
by an attractive, hot, young guy is
tremendously exciting and good for the soul.
I'm sure even reading this now you can
imagine the fun you could have.
My 2nd neighbor, Jane, found that spending time with her younger lover helped her tap back into
her own youthful exuberance. She opened up
to activities with him that she hadn't done in
years like horseback riding, hiking and cross-
country skiing and reported how much fun it
was! In many ways, dating him was like
revisiting her own youth and she smiled a lot
more as a result.
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THE CONS:
.
1. Generation Gap. If you are dating a man who
is five years younger, that's not such a big
deal. But when the age span stretches to 10,
15 or 20 years, significant differences
emerge. Just think about how he won't know
the music, TV or movies you grew up with.
He won't have the first-hand experience of
the times and history you lived through.
I'm talking about Bongo music,
the movie "Jaws" premiering, The Brady
Bunch, and the first time the Beatles were on
the Ed Sullivan Show. These iconic moments
in history and entertainment have great
meaning for some. Every age group has their
own memories. Not sharing the same frame
of reference isn't a problem for every couple
in love, but it is for some.
A lot depends on how much you draw upon
these experiences in the present and how
knowledgeable your date is of the past. I
know couples who had trouble relating to
each other outside the bedroom due to the
generation gap and it caused them to part
ways. Only you can decide how important it
is to have shared history.
.
2. Not Your Financial Peer. Usually, older people
have had a longer career, which often means
they are better compensated than a younger
man would be. Just like men have been doing
for eons, you may need to help foot the bill
and take the lead at times when dating your
younger guy, since you have more financial
resources.
If you are looking for an equal and expect a
man to pay half for everything, dating down
might not the right choice for you.
.
3. Becoming a Mother Figure. If you are a
particularly strong woman who likes being in
charge, avoid mothering him. My Friend Cindy
ran into this problem with her younger man,
James. He was the sweetest guy and so
willing to do whatever she wanted. Over time,
those traits drove her crazy. He never took
the lead, initiated anything or paid a bill.
If you want to date younger, be sure to avoid
guys who are "fix-it projects," although
truthfully, this is a dysfunctional pattern
women engage in with men of any age.
.
4. Family and Friends. When there is a big age
gap, you can run into trouble with friends and
family, both yours and his. Not everyone
approves of the "May-December" romance .
Both of your families may not approve of your
relationship or see the benefits. In addition, it
can sometimes be difficult to socialize with
your friends or his. While the two of you
bridge the gap easily, others may not, causing
awkward social situations.
.
5. Different Life Agendas. Not sharing the same
life agenda can drive the biggest wedge
between two people. You might have the
desire to settle in with your man and enjoy
the fruits of your hard work. On the other
hand, he'll avoid putting down roots if he's
just hitting his stride or career is taking off.
Another area of contention is having children.
You might be done with child rearing, but he
may still want to have his own family. This is
likely an unbridgeable gap and indicates
different life agendas. In these cases, one
person needs to compromise which might not
be acceptable to you. This can cause a rift
and end an otherwise suitable loving
relationship.
As a dating coach for women, lol, I've found that age
does not matter as much as compatibility. When
two people find the love they want, the difference in
years becomes meaningless. Or if you just want to
try dating a younger man, but aren't looking for the
long-term, what the heck—enjoy a fling!
One word of caution. I've had clients insist they only
want to date a man much younger. This narrows
your options dramatically and can prevent you from
finding a good match.
In addition, many of the couples I know with a big
age gap weren't initially looking to date younger. It
just happened. My dating advice is that preferences
are great, but don't let age get in the way of finding
the love you deserve.

Sai Transformation

The Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) has extended voting during the Presidential
and National Elections to Sunday in problem areas
It directed all Resident Electoral Commissioners in
the country to conduct election on
Sunday in areas where there were hitches.
It said it has also relocated all the contents on its
website to another site following hacking by some
elements.
It however said it could not still exactly say what
went wrong in Otuoke, Bayelsa State which led to
the delay in the accreditation of President Goodluck
Jonathan and First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan.

www.thenationonlineng.net/new/inec-extends-voting-till-sunday/

Yes, it's true. You WILL go straight to Hell. Ladies,
take note.
Oh, yoga pants. We may not wear you to an actual
yoga class, but you fit women of all sizes perfectly
and shape our butts quite nicely.
Okay, they aren't the most stylish piece of clothing,
but they sure are comfy as hell and make going to
the supermarket on a lazy Sunday much less
dreadful. (They also work wonders for moms
constantly on the go who can't be bothered by
copious amounts of snot and crayons on their nice
clothing.)
Recently there's been an outpouring of backlash
toward these pants and a crazy surge of support in
favor of banning them (yes, passing a REAL law to
get rid of them once and for all). What's up with
that?
Oh, right. Not only are you ruining your life by
wearing them, you are also ruining everyone else's!
Plus, shouldn't we know better than to dress for our
own convenience and go out in public looking like a
bum?
The nerve of some people!
So, if you wear yoga pants, take a deep breath and
prepare yourself for these 9 horrible, life-altering
things that will DEFINITELY happen to you:
1. You'll get a divorce .
Eva Mendes has made her opinion of poor fashion
choices perfectly clear, saying "You can't do
sweatpants ... ladies, number one cause of divorce
in America: sweatpants." I'd like to think she's
lumping together sweatpants and yoga pants,
because wearing both are a sign you don't know
how to dress properly. When in doubt, always take
advice from unmarried celebrities.
She definitely knows how to keep her man happy —
removing sweats from her wardrobe completely. I
think we can learn something from her. You must
keep your style "feminine" to keep your husband
interested. That means no yoga pants or sweats.
Sh*t, just stop wearing pants completely, okay?
Save your marriage one skirt at a time.
2. You'll ruin your (husband's) sex life.
The editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan, Kate White,
appeared on Today, saying that sweatpants "take
away the sexual energy you need." There's nothing
that zaps away your husband's sex drive more than
your comfy sweats. In the same interview, Robi
Ludwig, a psychotherapist and contributor for
Care.com, says sweats send a message of, "I don't
really care how I look anymore; I don't care about
turning you on."
Seriously, if every outfit you wear doesn't turn your
husband on, you'll be celibate for the rest of your
marriage (if you even stay together).
3. You'll be a threat to society.
Teenagers are also baring the brunt of the anti-
yoga pants movement, causing upheaval in schools
across the country.
The pants became such a problem in a North
Dakota high school that the school banned yoga
pants altogether. And good thing, too! The boys
were becoming increasingly distracted during class,
and young, male teachers were unable to keep the
class (and themselves) focused.
Won't somebody please think about the children?
We certainly can't have these young men putting
their futures at risk. Hell, it's harmful to the entire
education system! We should ban them nationwide.
After all, our children are the future.
4. You'll tempt WAY too many men.
Wearing yoga pants is the worst sin you can
commit, tempting a man and making him think
about — dare we say it — the female body.
Blogger Veronica Partridge had some qualms with
yoga pants, too — so much so, that after talking
with her friends about these pants, she asked her
husband how he felt. Her husband, Dale, replied,
"Yeah, when I walk into a place and there are
women wearing yoga pants everywhere, it's hard
not to look. I try not to, but it's not easy."
Yes, women should dress to look more pleasant to a
man ... but not too pleasant, obviously. Come on,
ladies! We need to stop distracting men. It's sinful
and it's disgraceful. Men already have enough to
worry about.
5. You'll be cited for indecent exposure.
A Montana representative , David Moore, was so
offended by naked bicyclists in his hometown that
he's now on a mission to ban any clothing that
"gives the appearance or stimulates ... a person's
butt, genitals, pelvic area, or female nipples,"
including, but not limited to, you guessed it: yoga
pants. Which, Moore thinks, "should be illegal
anyway." If you receive more than 3 offenses, you
have a high chance of spending life in prison with a
hefty $10,000 fine.
Moore really seems to care about his state
(awwww), saying, "I want Montana to be known as
a decent state where people can live within security
of laws and protect their children and associates
from degrading and indecent practices." It's not
enough that Montana is home to gorgeous national
parks; it should also be home to good morals and
discretion.
So after your husband divorces you, you'll get
thrown in jail and that's that. Don't worry; I'm sure
you'll meet a new husband (or wife) there.
6. You'll offend a higher power.
Religious folk are concerned about women who
wear these pants; once you're on God's bad side
you'll go straight to H-E-double-hockey sticks. You
don't respect yourself and you certainly don't
respect God by wearing them.
Modesty has been "in" for thousands of years, so
why stop now? Even Islam and Judaism support
women dressing modestly — don't show any skin
other than your hands and face, don't wear tightly-
fitted garments, and for the love of all that is Holy,
DO NOT WEAR YOGA PANTS!
Let's pray together. Curse this bodacious ass! O
blasphemous article of clothing! Damn thee to hell! I
repent. I swear I will never taint my soul again with
yoga pants. Lest we forget, He is always watching
and judging. Plus, how will you kneel down to pray
in church with your pants riding up your butt?
7. You'll turn into a drag queen.
If you've ever see Ru Paul's Drag Race , you know
these queens spend more than an hour in the mirror
contouring their face and getting dressed in outfits
with sequins ... lots and lots of sequins (and
sparkles). If you're wearing yoga pants with no
intention of actually attending a yoga class, you
probably didn't even have enough time to make
yourself look decent.
That's why Fran Lebowitz — brutally honest author
and public speaker — wants everyone to know that
if you DO wear yoga pants, you're pretty much the
equivalent of washed up drag queens who "let
themselves go," and are also horribly bad at their
jobs.
8. You will literally blind people with your booty.
You know how you stare into the sun and can't
see? Yeah, that's your butt burning the retinas of
every person who looks at you. And what do you
get when you cause accidental, widespread
blindness? The complete shutdown of society ... and
civilization as we know it!
I'm sure the millions of pissed off (and permanently
blind) people will come knocking at your door to
suffocate you with the same yoga pants that
disabled them (with the help of seeing-eye dogs, of
course). You don't want that kind of guilt weighing
on your conscience, do you? If THAT doesn't kill
you, the anti-yoga folk sure will. And you deserved
it for wearing yoga pants in the first place.

"We all like being kids at heart but this is too much.
I was once a boy, now I'm a man. It took me 29
years to get there, but I've arrived. It's more than
most men can say.
That's because age has nothing to do with being a
man. Age is merely a number — actions define who
he really is. But here’s the problem: Most women
spend their time trying to change boys into men.
Well that ends today. If your boyfriend is a literal
BOY, it's up to you to pack up and move on with
your life."
1. Boys avoid uncomfortable conversations. Men
know how to communicate their needs
Even the best relationships have friction. You're
going to do or say something he doesn't like. It's
inevitable. Boys are passive aggressive, whereas a
real man will have a productive conversation with
you ...even if it's a little awkward.
2. Boys only want to hook up. Men invest their time
and energy in the right woman.
There's a moment in every man's life when he
realizes that being in a relationship makes him
significantly happier than chasing "tail" every night.
If you're only hearing from him at 1 a.m. on a
Saturday night, he's not ready to give up his toys.
Move on and find yourself a grown man.
3. Boys will compliment you to get in your pants.
Men pay compliments because they want you to
feel great about yourself.
There's a huge difference between delivering a
compliment to get something and delivering a
compliment to give something. Real men are givers
because they know a real woman will reciprocate.
4. Boys live day by day. Men work hard to build a
future for themselves and their woman.
When you're only focused on making yourself
happy, you can party every night and be lazy every
day. Once you realize that other people are relying
on you, you're willing to make the sacrifices you
need to support your family.
5. Boys are intimidated by smart women. Men are
stimulated by them.
If he's insecure about his own intellect, he won't
risk it with a smart girl. The boy will stay in his
comfort zone, whereas a real man wants the
challenge of a smart woman.
6. Boys make promises they can't keep. Men say it
and mean it.
One of the biggest mistakes I've ever made was
telling a woman I loved her when I didn't mean it. I
was a scared little boy trying to make a girl happy.
A real man will tell a woman how he feels when he
feels it. And if it's not there, he won't make it up.
7. Boys avoid any chance of rejection. Men face
their fears and go for it.
Here's the thing, both men and boys hate getting
rejected—no matter who you are, rejection sucks.
The only difference is that a real man will push
through his fears and go for it anyway because
you're worth it.
8. Boys don't set priorities. Men realize what's
most important and make you a priority.
A real man wants to spend his time with the people
he cares about. And if he's dating you, he cares
about you. He will still want you and only you.
9. Boys put you down. Men encourage and support
you.
Scared little boys will try to drag a woman down
with them as a defense mechanism. A real man
understands that he will grow as a man if his
woman is growing as a woman.

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