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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM i smell lies everywhere........................hw u go recharge dem go give u 50gig........abeg na MTN OR GLO....MAMA D MAMA

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you i sha dey see ur advert everywhere for nairaland i wonder y dem no ban you for 6 month

ewizard1:
Please anyone who knows how to go about Unlocking the Huawei e5573Cs-609 in this state?

this modem is easy to unlock but not very easy i unlock a friend's spectranet E5572-609 yesterday

HUNTING FOR HATERZZZ

Heloct:
Do whatever makes you happy.

It's your life.

See reasonable person here.................

Guyz I just heard that song diz night, it is not "as-ka-la-bis-ta". I heard "say Baba" and "sa-sa-la-bi" in the lyrics but it is not the one dat cdq sang o plz I need u help I need to download diz song

Alirem:
as-ka-la-bis-ta can i be friend with your sister

music title: kolewerk... by koker

I no dat one no be am but that askalabista way the guy talk na the same with that song way I hear

nenergy:
Is it Iskaba iskelebete iskoloboto. Iskaba iskelebete iskoloboto. Iskaba iskelebete... ?

That one na wande coal sing am nah in no dat one

msturE:
Abeg o help me tell am..

LEAVE AM I DEY FINE MY PAKO MAKE I BREAK HIM HEAD

Justdetruth:
This is just for a very mature lady/woman (age between 20-45)out there, My name is Judy am a mature adult, I need a clean sexual relationship with an understandable lady/woman out there(Lagos/Ibadan only). before meeting each other, we must create an understanding with each other very well concerning this, but will be in touch daily by text and email. We have to develop our relationship well first. she must love sex very well and must be ready to play anytime to gets better in it even more creative and stimulating.The relationship will stay purely sexual. if you have no problem with that please text WELL ENDOWED AND READY to me first and your location and age and what sap number, showing your interest on 09028799505. thank you.

C DIZ ONE LOL guy u funny no b small

emmafineboy:
I'm seriously lookin for a good,lovely,God fearin girl and must be a graduate from either Law or Med.Surg.from Calabar and Akwa Ibom. I graduated from sociology 08036717595

WHEN I SEE THIS POST I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH YOU GUYZ ARE FUNNY

patriotsam:
ARNING TO ASPIRANTS
JAMB RE UPLOADING OF RESULT
Information reaching us indicates that JAMB will
close RE UPLOADING OF O LEVELS RESULT
today, FRIDAY 15th Sept 2017.
It is important to note that JAMB gave this directive
to ALL ASPIRANTS. If you have not uploaded after
the announcement was made recently kindly visit a
*REGISTERED CBT CENTRE* to UPLOAD your details.
UPLOADING your O level results is NECESSARY
because *THE PLATFORM HAS BEEN MODIFIED*
with provisions for input of exact grades and
attachment
So as to avoid any issue, we implore ALL
ASPIRANTS to go to an ACCREDITED JAMB CENTRE
soonest.

GUY WILL YOU PLZ JUST SHUT UP

I NO NO Y GOD JUST NO CREATE THE FEMALE GENDER WELL, Y B SAY THEIR BRAIN JUST GET SMALL COMMA

y cant somepeople just use the online platform then looking for bank everywhere

eosigwe:
look at your signature. My brother you have judged yourself already. You need Christ.

leave am

david4z:
lol.. u way come find big dick entering nyansh pic.. GOD equally forgive u.. lol.. hahehehe

when i no c wetin i dey fine i come see another thing wetin u expect............i just pray say make yansh no kill me

AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE DIZ CONVERSATION I JUST HV 2 FREE MY GUY A.K.A SERIALRAPIST FOR TURIN ME INTO A TYPIST AND NOW I HV START HAVIN HAND PAIN MAY GOD FORGIVE U O AND SISTER MONALICIOUS DONT B TO NAIVE.

monalicious:
I agree that the name and title is an issue, but I want to believe he/she adopted that, to draw the attention of people

MONALICIOUS WHAT IS UR SAY ON THE PEOPLE - OLD, YOUNG , PRAYER WARRIORS, BROTHER AND SISTER THAT WAKE UP VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING, STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, EVEN UNDER THE SUN SPEADIN THE NEWS TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE GET DEM, WHEN THEY NO THAT DEEP DOWN PEOPLE ARE NOT WILLING TO SPARE MUCH OF THEIR TIME WITH DEM OR EVEN LISTEN. THESE PEOPLE NEITHER USE DUBIOUS MEANS OR CRAFTY MEANS LIKE OUR BROTHER HERE A.K.A SERIALRAPIST

HOW WIL SOMEONE WAKE UP ONE EARLY MORNING ON THE 14TH OF SEPT 2017 AND COOL DOWN TO CREATE A POST TITLED - " BIG YANSH BIG DICK ENTERIN DEM SEF " AND END UP TYPIN " FOR GOD SO LOVE THE WORLD " GOD WOULD HV EVEN SEND HIS ANGELS TO GO AND FORMAT HIS BRAIN......ITZ JUST TOO BAD

MONALICIOUS U NO I REALLY LIKE U AND I WONT WANT U TO B A VICTIM IN ALL DIZ, I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP BEHAVIN IGNORANTLY AND NAIVE...

monalicious:
Does the name now change the truth in the message. Nigerians and fallacy. Receiving the message is the most important

IGNORANCE IS A DISEASE, IT IZ LITTLE TINZ LIKE DIZ DAT MAKES PEOPLE PERISH. DONT B NAIVE MY SISTER, IT IZ OBVIOUS DAT U CAN C D SIGNS...

SerialRapist:
my broda forget my name and forget what is outside it is my inside that matters.

HMMMMM Y NOT START BY CHANGIN UR NAME AND IF U FEEL LIKE U WONT CHANGE UR NAME, LET ME JUST OPEN UR EYE A LITTLE BIT.

I JUST NEED A HONEST ANSWER FROM U, LET SAY U HV A SICK DAUGHTER AND THERE IS ONLY TWO QUALIFIED DOCTORS MR A AND MR B.

MR A IS CALLED DOCTOR PATIENT KILLER AND MR B IS CALLED DOCTOR PATIENT RAPIST WHO WOULD U RECOMMEND UR DAUGHTER TO ?




BCOZ U HV START WONDERIN "WHAT KIND OF SENSE DIZ BOY WANT TO USE FOR ME"

IN A NUTSHELL "THE WAY U PRESENT URSELF IS THE WAY PEOPLE WIL ADRESS U"

WAYS OF AVOIDING MASTURBATING

1 AVOID ELECTRONICS THAT CAN BROWSING LIKE THE SMARTPHONE, PC AND CO TO AVOID SITES LIKE REDWAP, XVIDEOS, PORNHUB OR BETTER STILL GET A NOKIA TORCH LIGHT PHONE.

2 TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO B QUICK IN THE BATHROOM OR TAKE A PHONE OR SOMETHING THAT CAN PLAY SONG AND PLAY A GOSPEL LIKE DON MOEN SONG WHICH ACT LIKE A CHECK ON ONESELF. SOMETIMES MUSIC GET THE JOB DONE.

3 ALWAY SEE IT AS THE BAD HABIT IT REALLY IZ.

4 LOL, DONT EVER TRY TO TEST URSEF BCOZ WE ALL NO WHAT USUALLY HAPPEN

5 WHEN THE URGE COMES ALWAY REMENBER POINT 3 AND TRY THE MUSIC METHOD TO DISTRACT URSEF

6 WHEN THE JOURNEY GETZ TOUGH ALWAY CALL ON GOD COZ HE IZ UR LAST REFUGE.... STAY BLESS

FOR GOD SO LOVE THE WORLD AND U CALL URSEF SERIALRAPIST, WEL IT IZ NOT UR FAULT I BLAME THE PEOPLE THAT TOOK THEIR TIME TO READ UR FALSE MSG AND STIL END UP LIKIN IT. SOMETHING IZ REALLY WRONG WITH DIZ COUNTRY "NIGERIA"

SOMETIMES I WONDER HW SOMEONE WILL JUST SIT DOWN AND SUBSCRIBE IN DIZ RECESSION ONLY TO GO AND COPY AND PASTE ARTICLE THAT DOES NOT HV ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIM FOR NAIRALANDERS because U WANT 2 REACH FRONT PAGE. EVEN IF IT IS TRUE WIL U B ASKIN US FOR OUR TAKE ON THE ISSUE. GUY JUST GO AND RESET UR BRAIN...

PLZ WHR IZ THE BIG YANSH AND THE BIG DICK ENTERING IT......FOOLISH MEN AT WORK

Niflheim:
What a fantastic place to be!!!

1.At least they are providing us with a god that we can see(unlike the christian god who has been playing "hide and seek" for 3 millenia)!!!

2.No paying of tithes to this god.......................saves me 10% of my salary!!!

3.This god can provide food for me when I am hungry(Agege bread with fried crocodile eggs)!!!

4.If I kept this god in my room as a pet..............................................even the devil himself will be unwilling to make unexpected mid-night visits!!!

SHITTTT DIZ DUDE IZ FUNNY BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE REFERRING TO .. NO ONE IZ DUMB DUDE

darnley16:
Was it sung by a woman? if yes then probably 'isla bonita - Madonna'

Nah I don't think it is that one it is can of a naija crazy street or party hot song like umbele

Guys I still dey beg ooooooo

Plz guys I need someone to tell me the title of this naija song I don't really know if it is a naija person that sang it what I can remember when I heard the song is something like "as-ka-la-bis-ter" I am not really sure if that is the right spelling but guys plz help I really need to download this song......