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MhizDherbee:
Boo, r u jealous dnt be o its only me and you

gtin:
Easy with the hug thing BTW Chipappii congrats on ur set of twins

Lol. It's chinecherem o not me

ftosino:
u don turn baba ibeji be dat. i love this episode

Lol. Thanks man

danduchi:
I'm a silent reader but mehn chipappii, you need special recognition. I could imagine my presence in that hospital room.

Thanks brotherly

tycoon3:
Best ever bro, u got me moved almost crying in joy..
Happy for you

. Thanks bro

Erudite202:
Chip pappi never disappoints!

Thanks bro

Lildiamond:
I love this story

Thank you

Dextinate:
Chipappii you the man.... Your write up gat me going all day.... I feel ya #topisthebeginning

Thank sir

omobs:
Chiboy is this real, mehn congrats if it is

Lol. Its fiction bruv

MhizDherbee:
Awwwn, so cute!!! Naza, will definately forgive him but it will cum wit a price!!! Papii, u deserve a hug frm me.

Baby let me have it

We were at the hospital. Only my father knew how I managed to get Naza there. I mean my father in heaven not my daddy.

I had managed to throw a singlet over my body and wore a short that shape had forced me too. I had lifted Naza and was insisting on taking her to the hospital wearing only my boxers.

We kept pacing the hospital hallway, I and Shape. We had been over 1 hour at it before Willie and Chinelo joined us. The tensile atmosphere didn't stop Shape from rolling her eyes at him and letting out a loud hiss. She then walked far away from where he was.

"What happened?" he asked me, ignoring Shape's drama. Chinelo was already tugging at my hands. I was tempted to give him the full gist, I was really bleeped and in a frantic mode but then, I couldn't explain that Chinaza fainted when she saw me and Shape on each other, not when Chinelo was there.

"She came into my room and fainted. I don't know how or why but she just slumped to the floor," I explained.
"Chim o," Chinelo gasped and threw her hands on her head. "Where is she now?"
"Inside, the doctor is with her, they said we should stay out."
"And is she awake yet?" Willie asked me.
"I don't know, that what they are trying to do I think."
It was a hell of a situation. Naza had slumped at my former lodge. I had no business being there and she too had no business being there. She had caught me and Shape in a position we had no business being in. The situation was indeed one hell of a situation.

Chinelo called her Mom in an instant and then the pacing continued with me doing the longest milage. Chinelo kept her eyes on Willie and ensured he maintained a certain distance from shape. Not like Shape cared. She wasn't even going to look at him.

Over 30 minutes later, my folks came. Daddy and mummy and along with Naza's folks too.

We walked into her ward and she was just there, seated on her bed and was biting the hell out of her lips, her hands on her waist. I was live on Nollywood.
"Maybe she broke her hips on the floor," I thought to myself. I hadn't even considered the baby in her belly. How naive of me that was. I wasn't inconsiderate or insensitive. I was just too small to know any ish about a pregnant woman, forget that I wasn't too small to put it in there in the first place. Then there was a rumor about an impending labor and then Naza pissed herself. It was so obvious, the water tickling down the bedspread and Naza's restlessness increasing by the minute. I walked up to her, I was guessing she was in so much pain to bear a malice with me. I held her hand but I was wrong. She brushed my hands off and stood on the floor weakly.

"I'm bleeped," I muttered under my breath and moved back to stare from afar.
It wasn't a pretty sight and I just stared from a distance with Willie and the two father's with us. Shape was no where to be found. Naza would scream her head off if she dared come closer.

"She fainted in your room?" My father asked me in a pitiful tone. I nodded.
"Your room?" he repeated and I got the gist too late.
"We were as in. I went to collect some things and she and we.. " I stammered incoherently and he kept giving me that dehumanizing stare.
"Was the party at your lodge or William's lodge?" he asked me.
A lot of explanations followed. We didn't get to conclude before preliminaries were done and Naza was bundled into the labor room. Things dragged on for a long while, a very long space of time in which I said my first prayer for months. I prayed she make it out of that freaking room alive. I wasn't scared of what her folks would say or do, I was just scared for myself. What I would do should anything happen to her. I was going to jump off the second floor of that hospital building. Yes, that was what I intended doing.

Everyone was on their nerves end. Somehow, a lot of delay had to take place, a lot of technical jargons was involved, jargons which I only understood the part that said my Naza was still alive. Then the doctor and his team disappeared.

Nobody slept into the night. My father and her father had left. Willie was there, Nelo too. I had asked Shape to go home. Her presence there was freaking every one out and would also freak Naza out if she woke up and see her there.

5 am, I was seated at the hospital's lounge and nodding away. Willie was already sleeping away with Nelo's head on his laps. He thought the whole place was boring. So many beautiful Chica nurses to look at but no access to them because his other half was there with a leash on him.
6:35 am and we were all brought in to her ward. My mom and her mom taking the lead. My feet dragged from guilt and tiredness as we all flocked into her room. She was lying there on the bed, looking exhausted and the hospital cradle was by her side, the baby cries filling the whole of it. I saw the smile break out on my mother's face as Naza mom put her hands to her chest in a deep show of emotion. I think she actually cried or was close to. I kept staring at the cradle from a afar like it was my semester result. I couldn't get closer because my heart was pounding and I didn't know why.

"Hei, come and see Chinecherem junior o!" Nelo yelled, digging her hands into the cradle. Her mother hushed her.
"Do you want to infect him?" She said and I frowned. A him? Apparently, Naza had won. Willie rushed at the baby and smiled. He turned to me and nodded.
"No dispute bro. This one is yours. Carbon copy."

I turned to Naza with a pitiful look in my face. I felt like I needed her permission to see the baby. I had hurt her deeply and something was telling me that she would shush me away from the kid. She threw her face to the wall, away from my eyes. Soon, everyone was all over her, congratulating and asking how she was doing. Only Nelo threw a congratulation at me. I took the chance and sneaked up to the cradle.

It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Clean as crystal and handsome like his father, his mother's skin. He was a neat ball of human flesh, the most beautiful boy I had ever seen. Maybe it was because he was mine. I didn't care. He was the most beautiful by his father's standard, by my own very standard. Yes! I was the father. I fell in love immediately and was nearly moved to tears. I was the lawful owner of a living thing. I am the father to a handsome baby boy. I was the daddy to my sweetheart's son. I loved the feeling. The thrill was extraordinary.
"I love you," I murmured.
"Please stay away from him," Naza said at me. Everyone went quiet for a split second. Then Chinelo asked "Why?"
My heart thumbed.
"Nothing, just stay away from my baby," she repeated.

My father came in at that instance and her father too. They had been called up the moment we were ushered into the room. You could easily see the happiness in both their faces. The baby was beautiful and I thought giving Naza the unwanted pregnancy was worth it after all. I just thought it, I didn't say it out.

And then the doctor walked in with the matron, a baby wrapped in a fluffy white towel in her arms and a broad smile on her face. I watched with confusion all over me. So did everyone else except Naza.
"The second one. A beautiful baby girl," the woman said and my jaw dropped.
"Wait, from where? Did you store them in a warehouse?" My father asked. Everyone laughed and then fell on the baby girl as she was laid near her brother. They were twins. It was like Christmas. Naza and I both got the present we wished for. The girl was an improved version of her brother. I was guessing she would be more beautiful than Naza. Naza was smiling this time around and she didn't stop even when stole a glance from her.
"Who came first?" I asked, lost in Joy.
"The boy," the woman said. I smiled.
"Naza I hope your breast is ready?" Nelo asked and ran to her on the bed. The laughter was in her eyes but not her face.
"Congratulations," the doctor said, holding his hand out to my father. My father picked it up in a firm handshake. "It wasn't easy, your wife is really a strong one and your twins are beautiful," he said. My father snatched his hadn't away and I tool the doctor's hand without being offered, a broad smile on my face.
"Thank you," I sang out and everyone laughed.

"Why are you all just looking? Carry them, they don't have teeth yet and won't bite," the doctor said and everyone scampered for the little doves. My mother got the boy and Naza's mother got the girl. Nelo and Willie were all over the them with camera flashes.

Everyone was happy, fully happy except I and Naza. We were happy but not as much as we ought to be. I messed up and the babies were welcomed between two feuding parents. Nevertheless, they were very beautiful and everyone loved them. And then my father drew closer to me. Somehow, I just knew he was going to misyarn.

"So the work is split in two. I buy one pampers and you buy the other one," he whispered. Everyone heard and everyone laughed. I and Naza inclusive.
"Hmmm hmmm," Naza's father cleared his throat and turned to Nelo and Willie. "When are you two having yours?"
"If you try that rubbish eh!" My mom yelled.



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cutediva87:
I don't even know what to type, it feels so real.

So touching

SunFlow:
:oChinecherem....go down on your knees and ask for forgiveness .

Keep it up

Lol. Thanks sir

YINKS89:
I don't want to hear anyfin until d next episode.

Lol. Yes sire

DoctorCraft:
Nice write up @op...

Thanks doc

ejigbo:
nigga complete dis tin na

me i want to dance o

E don complete naa

vickodedon:
Make d dance continue na

E don finish naa

toureman:
Nice write up.


Abeg i wan save d last dance

Lol. You are free sir. Thanks bro

booksdey:
Nice one. But call this a short story and not flash fiction. You have great confidence in your written words. Nice one!

Thanks brother.

shumuel:
You don kill Naza !

No b me o

MhizDherbee:
Nawa oh! This hrtbrk is 3much o.... M so sure that this is d end for Neche

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YINKS89:
chipappii or wetin dem kal ur name.... if naza shld loose dat pregnancy t wont b funny for both of us.

Lol. She won't lose it in Jesus name

Drabeey:
guys i really appreciate you.



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Salute

We went into another round of smoking and drinking back at Willie's lodge. Chinelo had kissed the tip of the gun powder again and it was so close to driving her nuts. I did my own bit of the kissing and the funny feelings it gave me wasn't funny in anyway. I then understood why my guy back at the party was talking about driving his 2019 range into a river along with his mother. Someone once said, "When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself."
I came to believe that saying at my elder brother's lodge. Only problem was that there was more to that saying. The weed not only reveals you to yourself, it also reveals nonsense to you.

Somehow, someway. Everyone around looked like Naza to me. Even the guys. I was moving from one guy to the other, hugging and pecking them and yelling, "I love you man, I really love you all."

Somehow through all the highness, I managed to carve out my trap queen. She had taken a peep into the room and was gone almost immediately. I staggered up from where I sat and staggered my way out into the dark night. She was leaning on the wall with a lit stick in her hand. She was all meaty in her black singlet and white bumshot. Thick cloud of smokes kept escaping from both her nose and mouth.

"Can I share?" I asked and she shrugged, giving me the tip of the weed and I took a kiss. Then she dropped it to the floor and I held her.
"Do you live here?" I asked and she groaned a yes in between the kisses. My hand slid down to her camel toe and I rubbed it. She bit my lips and shoved me away.
"You are going to dirty my cloth," she said and dug her fingers into her coochie, pulling them out with the sticky fluid.
"You can wash them later in the morning," I said.
"Are you now going to Bleep me with my clothes on?"
"No, I was getting to the part where I romantically pull them off but you pushed me away," I complained and she smiled. She led me inside her room. The room was rather too clean for the girl I am thinking her to be. She stood staring at me while I looked around the whole place.

"So?" she said, spreading her hands.
"So?" I replied.
"I thought you wanted to romantically UnCloth me?"
"Cool," I said and started with her bumshot. There was nothing romantic about the way I tore it down. I guess if it involved pulling down a bumshort and ripping off panties, it automatically turns to Romance.

She helped me out of my trouser and started off with a Mouth Gig, sucking at it like she would suck at a stick of cigar. The way she looked up at me while she clipped my dick in between her lips, those eyes of hers. They could make a nigga cum straight out but I wasn't that type of man. I needed a proper hole. I let her play with my tool for a while before I pulled her up and lay her on the bed. Lucky enough, the blast of music in Willie's room drowned our moans as we screamed the roof off.

I was beaten up the next day by Willie. I was on the floor and my trap queen was no where to be found.
"Where is she?" I asked, kneeling on the rug and wiping my face with my hands and giving out a huge yawn.
"Where is who?" he asked me.
"The girl, the one I left with," I said and tried remembering her name. It then occurred to me that we exchanged weed, dranks, dicks and pussy but not our names. Willie understood that and let out his dry laughter.
"You should know her, after all she lives in your lodge," I said and stood up after my knees had been paining me.
"That one? She doesn't live here," Willie said and I stared at him, trying to see the joke in his eyes.
"What do you mean? Who owns this room then?"
"Her boyfriend, one very mean guy like that."
My mouth was wide open for a couple of seconds.

"That girl is mad. What if the nigga had walked in on us," I asked, seconds after closing my mouth.
"And he has a gun. As in the type that splits the brain into two," Willie said. My jaw dropped again.
"But don't worry, the guy is doing one week I. T in anti cult's cell. He will be coming back in the evening," he continued. I didn't let him finish. I packed my clothes on the floor and walked my way back into my brothers room. James was there, smoking the stub of a weed. The nigga was addicted already.

We spent the rest of the day, drinking the left over liquor and sharing sticks of weed. No food was in sight and the more we smoked, the hungrier we got and the more we smoked.
"Do you know where the girl went to?" I asked Willie as I handed him over the leftover burning stick.
"No, but it's not very hard to find her. Just locate all the uncompleted buildings around this area. By the time you have seen five of them, you must have seen where she is buying weed," Willie replied casually. It was so damn funny but that was exactly what I did.

So many uncompleted lodges littered the whole place but I was lucky enough to meet her on her way home. I was able to assume it was her due to her peculiar curves. She had a bit of gap in between her thighs, a sexy one and I took the few seconds we spent apart to examine her properly and she was every inch my favorite type of girl except the part of her that loves weed and dranks, well, life was an adventure and I was willing to explore that type of girl.

I cuddled her to me right there on the street and she pecked me, her mouth having the smell of a mixture of Marijuana and Pepper mint.
"Where did you go?" I asked as we walked back home, my ever Hot hand on her waist, hers on mine.
"I went to see a friend," she replied.
"What is your name by the way? I asked.
"Tasha," she murmured.
"Did you say Shisha?" I asked with a load of surprise in my face. I shouldn't be surprised in the first place. For a girl like her that loved weed like I loved my mother, her name could be Anwuru [smoke] too, it wouldn't matter.

She laughed and pinched me.
"I said Tasha, as in Natasha."
"Ooh, I am Chinecherem," I said and she nodded.
"I know."
"How did you know?" I asked her.
"You told me last night, many times."
"How come you didn't tell me yours?"
"I told you mine, many times but you were too high," she said and laughed. I only imagined how much I had embarrassed myself that night.

We landed at Willie's door like a bunch of witches.
"Where did you find her?" Willie asked as he tore a pack of spaghetti.
"In the church nearby," I said. He laughed hard and long.
"This one? Church?" Willie's friend asked.
"Yes, Maybe she went to smoke the frankincense," Willie said. I stifled a laughter. She rolled her eyes at him with a smile on her face.
"This one that can smoke anything as so far say e dy comot smoke. Even car exhaust pipe," Willie Said again. Everyone laughed. Tasha dragged me off to her room. I had no business with those high guys. They didn't have a pussy and Tasha had better food. Not that I didn't go back to eat the spaghetti with Willie and Co.

I left the lodge with James later in the day. Against both our wills but everything that had a start has an end. I left with Tasha's number and she stayed back with mine. She was beautiful and hot and sexy and bad. I needed to hook up again sometime in the future. We hit my former lodge around 3 pm and I met shape there. James was already feeling sleepy, so was I. So he went into his room and I went into shape's. There was no rest with Shape, so she dragged me into another Romance. One that left her with only her wrapper around her waist and I with only my boxers on.

We were at it when the door opened and Chinaza stood there. Her tummy bulging and her eyes bulging too. I withdrew from Shape in 0.1 seconds and stood facing Chinaza.
"I don Bleep up again," I yelled in my mind. I couldn't exactly describe the look on my face as Naza just stood there, shaking her head at me with her eyes getting wet. She moved in a little and like a pack of cards, she slumped to the ground.


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Mhizpotential:
My Range Rover, My 2022 Range Rover has disappeared and my granny is inside there....Sobs.

Nice one Chi
how has been ur exams?

Went well dear. Thanks

MhizDherbee:
E no go better for weed.... lol!

Lol. Dherbee babe

Drabeey:
Chapter 6




There are different types of slaps... The slap i recieved that day should be called 'atomic slap' because immediately i recieved it all i kept hearing in my ears is ' riaaan, riaan '.

" i wan enter you, you dey do nonsense... Your father well well. " he gripped me around my waist, tore my cloths and bent my back towards him. I immediately felt a finger towards my pussay region and he used same hand to spread my legs. I felt a warm strong dick pierced through my pussay hole. The tempo got intense as Dr Brutus kept banging me more harder, it wasnt sweet at all and i didnt enjoy the whole thing.
" stop, stop. Let me fucck you myself, you are injuring me." i stopped him in between the hot sex. I switched position, laid him on the bed and climbed him. Im sure i made him happy that day.
Dr Brutus called me into his office the second day and told me he would want me to be his personal girlfriend.., maybe the idiot should have said fucckmate. All these went on and on until one day i realised i had shot myself at the leg.


Life became a little bit easier after i gave birth to my first baby but just then I started having problems when men that visits que to have sex with me......
Dr Brutus was the only man who had access to have sex with me. He made sure of that, he once told me he was second in command to chipappii who was probably the commander of the facility.

I got pregnant for Brutus, no one could have impregnated me if not Brutus. He wouldn't still allow me be, he kept having sex with me every now and then.

The day i started having problems was when Dr Brutus died suddenly. He died thesame day i gave birth to my child. He had once told me to visit his secret safe anytime i felt im in danger and he wasnt there to help.
Brutus helped with my delivery
with the help of Funmi and two other ladies.

" no one will take this baby from you " Dr Brutus told me, immediately i put to bed.

He recieved a call immediately and all i kept hearing him say was " no, not this one. I wont take it. " He then told me something i never understood. He said ' my last four digits'

" Brutus, are you crazy " chipappii bumped in and started having argument with Brutus. The argument got so much that Brutus said something which angered chipappii. I didnt hear it.
" you are a dead man " Chipappii said and ordered his boys to excuse Brutus out of the room. They bought out guns and pointed it at Brutus head while he obeyed.
" i will go with you, but let me get to my office first. " His office was just behind the labour room, he went into the office with chipappii and two other guys, while one stayed with us. Suddenly we started hearing arguments again and then 'gboaa, gboaa' gunshots.....

" Brutus, you fuckingg bastard, what did this bitch did to you that made you kill yourself !"
chipappii cried out in an anger mood.
" wait, i will kill that bitch, her child too " and i started hearing footsteps towards my ward.


" stand up, stand up ! You witch, you bewitched him, you made him kill himself. That was my best friend fool ! " chipappii kept shouting at me and waving his gun on my head without any care it might trigger. I was afraid to my core. I couldn't say a word, all i did was shut my eyes.
"oh, i know what to do..... I will kill you bit by bit."
He asked where the baby was and told funmi to wrap her in a duvet. She obliged immediately, i had no strength to resist him not until he told funmi to hand the baby to him and just before my eyes Chipappii shot into the duvet and i saw blood gush out from it....
That day every spirit holding me together disappeared.




Next update....



Final Episode

Jeez. This Chipappii sef

Didov1:
Dis chippapi sef no try attall.brutus was ur best friend n u stil gat d nerve 2 destroy iz generation with jst a bullet,who does that...thanks 4 d update dear,more ink 2 ur pen

Lol.