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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:24pm On Jun 27, 2017
1marking:
Pls we need more updates oooo
Look up! grin
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2017
I'm going on a short break. My data go expire tonight so I'm going offline till I'm able to resubscribe. Thanks people grin
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:21pm On Jun 27, 2017
"So as I was saying, the two of us was high like the high priestess and Neche was looking all sexy..." I smiled within me but I had a heavy frown on my face.
"He even wanted to take me to bed with my clothes on."
"Hahahaha, for real?" Shape asked, poking her head forward from the back seat. I made eye contact with Chinecherem through the rear view mirror and she smiled. I shook my head.
"I am telling you," Naza said.
"Naza stop naa," I pleaded.
"Please face the road," she said and continued.
"So I wouldn't want him to tear my beautiful clothes so I decided to pull them off. I opened the wardrobe and just then I saw something on the floor."
She stopped and waited for everyone to appreciate the climax. I was almost crying.
"What did you see?" Shape and Chinecherem asked in unison.
"I saw this very black extra large g-string. As in, the pant would go around your waist two times Chinaza," Naza said and the two girls broke off into a huge skyscraper laughter.

"That's not true. Shape is a bit heavier and thicker than Cynthia jare," I protested. Naza turned to me with a frown. She wanted to tell dirty tales, I was becoming interested in it.
"Her name is Cynthia?" shape asked. I nodded.
"The girl that came on Naza's birthday," I said and bit my lips, appreciating the horror on Naza's face.
"She came again?" she asked and I nodded slowly.
"What for?"
"She came to take her pant," I replied nonchalantly.
"I thought you said," she started and stopped with a broad smile and then faced her backseat audience again. "Did you know that Neche even said that the pant belonged to James?". Another streak of laughter. I couldn't help it. I smiled too, on imagining James on a pair of g-strings.

"So how is she?" Chinaza asked, facing me.
"How is who?"
"The g-string girl."
"Her name is Cynthia and she is fine. Shebi you invited her for that party," I said.
"She came?"
"No, her ghost came. Abeg change topic," I said.
"How is my baby?" Shape asked.
"Which one?" I asked.
"Williams baby naa, do I have any other babe?"
"He is fine."
"Its been long I last saw him, I am really missing him," she murmured.
"Shebi he was around on Monday for my birthday. E never even reach one week sef and you don dy miss am," I said.
"Ehe, one week is long enough for me to miss him. Abeg face your wife o."

I laughed and turned to Naza. I needed to taunt her a bit more.
"Naza how is that Range Rover guy?" I asked and that was how I bought market on my head.
"He is okay, he even called me today sef," she said.
"What for?" I asked.
"He wanted to meet me, maybe take me out but I don't want him to see me like this," she said rubbing her belly. "I want to look sexy enough when I meet him."
I swallowed hard and increased my foothold on the gas a little.
"Is it that cute one, the one showed me long ago?" Shape asked excitedly. Naza nodded. I kept quiet, exchanging glances with Chinecherem.
"When is he coming, I can't wait to meet him again. As in, the guy is so cute and with his fluffy beard and deep voice and everything," Shape gushed. I coughed and rubbed the tiny hair sprawling out of my chin. I nearly wanted to cry. Those girls had deadly blows.

"When I deliver my baby boy, we may meet up again," Naza said and I interrupted.
"Baby girl," I said.
"Whatever but I heard he has bought the latest Range Rover. Is it 2014 model. Shebi that is the latest?" she asked. Nobody replied.
"Neche I am asking you, shey the latest model is 2014?"
"I don't know, why don't you ask him," I answered without even looking at her.
"Well, I will call him and ask him this night," she said.
"Oh my God. That his voice must be so sexy at night," Shape said. I got so jealous and fed up that I had to scream.

"Girls I am driving!!"
They kept mute for a while. They looked shocked.
"So?" Naza asked after a while.
"You are distracting me."
She peeked into my face.
"Are you jealous?" she asked and I shot a look at her and then faced the road again.
"Why would I be? If I get to his age and I don't have a beard and a Range, that's when you will start asking me that stupid question."
I was vexed and it was in my voice.
"Is like he is angry," shape whispered to Chinaza like I couldn't hear them.
"No, I think he is jealous," Chinaza replied like I wasn't there.
"Baby are you jealous? You know I was joking abi?" she asked, caressing the little hair on my chin. From the rear view mirror, I could see Chinecherem trying to stifle a laughter. Shape couldn't help it. I felt the urge to let out a smile but I withheld it. I was damn angry and maybe jealous.

I pulled into Ifite and drove through the potholes which left everyone in the car dancing. I wasn't good enough at avoiding them. I parked by our lodge gate and Shape got down with Chinecherem. Shape and Neche came to my side, my glass went down.
"Boo, take it easy on her o. You know she has a bad mouth and was only joking," she said and pecked me. I let out a weak smile. She walked over to Naza and Neche came to bid my her own goodbye. She rubbed my hand and smiled. I smiled back but that didn't mean I will be coming out to see her again in my life.

"You won't beg me to take it easy on him?" Naza said to shape. She was laughing away. "I will kill him o!"
They laughed it away. They bade us good night as we drove off. We weren't talking to each other.

A little distance out, I saw the silhouette of Cynthia as she stood by a gutter, getting toasted by one fresh guy like that. I stopped and honked at her. I bet she jumped above three feet when she saw me behind the wheels. I was just feeling myself anyhow. She came at my window and stopped short at kissing me when she saw Naza. We talked for long and she invited me to her birthday party loading the following week. I left her there, feeling good as I have equalized with Chinaza to an extent. I had done a little bit of dirty talking with Cynthia and even pecked her as I drove off.

I stopped before their gate around 8 pm.
"Are you coming tomorrow?" I ask her. She got down from the car without a word and banged my door shut. Good for her I thought. Imagine her taunting me with talks of a guy better than me wanting to hook her up the second time after ruining my supposed date with that silly Chinecherem. Which girl does that?

I sneaked into the house and everywhere was quiet. That was surprising. My father should have been on the TV. I called Amara and she came running down at me, all prepped for a fully equipped hug. I let her have it and she caressed me with every detail of her body. She was endowed like I would always say.

"Where are they?" I asked, biting her lips.
"They traveled to the village just this evening. They said someone died and that your food is in the kitchen, they will be sleeping over. "
I thanked her and walked up to my room, crashing on my bed with everything still on. I managed to pull off and pulled the sheets over my semi nude body. I closed my eyes and smiled. The coast was quite clear and tomorrow I am going to invite Chidimma over for another round of Fuckery. That was my plan until the lights went on. I thought if Amara was expecting to get laid this night, she's in for a long thing. I was going to tell her that until I opened my eyes and saw Naza standing by my switch on her very sexy nightie. I swallowed hard.

"Shift," she said and lay on the bed beside me. I obliged without a word. So with my face up and my hands supporting my head, I stared at the ceiling. I knew there was no sleep for me that night. I hated sleeping with the lights on and Chinaza liked it on while she slept, except we were going to Bleep, only then would she agree to killing the lights but just how do you Bleep a pregnant woman in the darkness.
She slept with her face to the other side of the wall while I stared at the ceiling, not wanting to complain. Approximately one hour later, she turned and placed her head on my chest and hugged me closer. I kissed her forehead and shut my eyes. My baby is going to have the best parents ever, I swear down!!!

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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:19pm On Jun 27, 2017
udemejack:
the charges will be on you abi?
Sure grin
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:19pm On Jun 27, 2017
sou1p1an0:
mehn! am falling in love with chinaza
Abeg no fall
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:18pm On Jun 27, 2017
mjay05:
Can't go a day without checking for latest update, and it has been my bed time story for weeks now. You really doing a good job bro... More knowledge to ur brain..
Thanks bro.

Ignatiusprince:
Nice
Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:17pm On Jun 27, 2017
Leiykong:
chipappii I swear dis ur story sweet die
Thanks bro
EducationRe: 38 Nigerian Universities Increase Tuition Fees – ASUU by Chipappii(m):
gadgetsngs:
They all voted change , so let them live with it
I didn't vote change and I'm unizik.

300% increase. All those involved in this fvckery will know no fvcking peace.

Fvck Nigeria, Bleep school.

Abeg any yahoo guy willing to take in an apprentice?
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 11:42pm On Jun 26, 2017
elhafeez:
chipappi
May God bless u. infant you too mush.
Bar-Man give chipappi two Heineken, Naza didnt let him have.
Bros na your story i first read after à month of fasting because na your story i miss pass.
Well done bro. more power to your elbow
Thanks man. Welcome bk
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 11:40pm On Jun 26, 2017
yungeez:
Chipappi, NAZA is a bae, m luving her already, u beta start playing ur cards well orelse m coming 2 relieve her of u... nice update bro bt we still need more
Lol. Abeg leave my bae 4 me o. Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 11:40pm On Jun 26, 2017
MhizDherbee:
I know na buh her tongue-lashing with words wont be funny o.. Lol
Lol. Why are u fearing naa
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 11:39pm On Jun 26, 2017
Caisenes:
Boss the Boss. Double tuale for you!
Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:42pm On Jun 26, 2017
MhizDherbee:
Nooooo, i no get power for Naza confrontation o...
Lol. She won't eat u
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:42pm On Jun 26, 2017
Akinz75:
Nice 1 bro
Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:42pm On Jun 26, 2017
Stevedison:
Finally here.

I have been reading this piece with kin interest for the past two days now.


U really have a great talent Chipappi.
The story is cracking me up.

I almost laughed out my intestine on that episode where u burnt two packs of noodles and the episode after that.

Everything just seemed perfect.

I must say i love that Naza character. With all she z been doing i see her as a 3 yards wife material who will do anything to keep the father of her unborn baby or even get married to him.


Buh bross i must say u r a professional in women affairs. Just like my roomate.


Good work dude. I love u but i no b gay oooo.

Waiting patiently for the next episode.
Happ birthday in arrear dude.
The story just seemed to syncronize with the present.

Good work baba
Thank you brotherly
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:40pm On Jun 26, 2017
Mhizpotential:
Naza is always one step ahead of you
you better quit your playboy attitude and focus on your pregnant girlfriend
Take her for Natal checkup and count how far she's gone with her bfore u loose her for life.

Chi, when are we xpecting the next epic episode?
Very soon dear. If I change, story don end be that
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:24pm On Jun 26, 2017
saraphina:
I no that car will be used as deposit last last...Good luck ooooo.
Hahahaha. cheesy
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:23pm On Jun 26, 2017
MhizDherbee:
Chipapii, oya koman update before banana fall on u...
.. Lol. Ur banana?
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:23pm On Jun 26, 2017
udemejack:
ghost mode deactivated.
Oga chipapii i hereby donate one pot of dog meat and a keg of palmy to you....come to calabar and gerrit anytime.
.. Thanks bro. Do small waybill for me grin
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:21pm On Jun 26, 2017
humeeh:
lmao!!gbese!!



happy birthday in arrears chipapii

captivating story you've got here


by the way,is it real?
Thanks dear. Its a bit of fiction but some names are real. However I won't tell you which. grin
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:19pm On Jun 26, 2017
xaviercasmir:
Naza is really your antidote grin grin. Nice update keep it up bro
Dammyzee3:
Gbese re o . Omo c gobe . Ride on man , i dey follow u .
Damibiz:
This naza is damn stubborn,nice work Pappii
Mhizpotential:
ghost mode deactivated!!!.
I swear i love Naza big time..
Neche Naza fits you perfectly....

Nice piece chi
Thank you guys... cheesy
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 7:54pm On Jun 26, 2017
It was so hard convincing Naza that the knicker Chidimma wore wasn't the one she bought for me and worse still that the one she gave me was back at school and so I can't bring it out as proof. Shaa she believed me not because she wanted to believe me but because my explanations were interrupting her movie. Amara iced the cake when she came home and asked if I helped her wash those uniforms, Chidimma had obviously tipped her off. Chinaza had no choice than to believe me.

Well the missed call was from my baby bear, Chinecherem. I called her back later in the night, after Naza was gone. I lashed her for almost ruining my day. She informed me that she was at my school.

"Which my school? Do I own a school?" I asked, totally confused.
"Baby, I'm at Unizik. I came to see you," she said and giggled.
"Hian, so where are you now that I am not around?" I asked assuming she was kidding.
"At a friend's house, will you come and see me?" she asked.
"Wait, who did you tell your people that you came to see?"
"Chinaza naa, are you coming?"
I evaluated my pocket and found out it could accommodate one more reckless spending, if only my mother would pay for the transportation. So we fixed a date for the next day. It was a Sunday and flexing was allowed and Chinecherem was just the perfect girl.

"Mummy see, I need to pick that thing up urgently and I don't think daddy will agree to give me transport money for me to go and come back," I explained to my mother after service the next day.
"And it's me that will give you my car to go and come back naa?"
"Mummy naa, shebi I will be coming back today," I said with a frown.
"What happened to the other small car?" she asked.
"Mum which car, the beetle?" I asked and she nodded. That was the old modeled beetle, the one we call ike mbe. Nobody has moved that car for close to 2 years since I used it for learning how to drive.
"Ah ah, mummy. That car? Road safety will just tow me and the car away if they jam me."
"You and your brother just want to finish that car for me. Today it's Willie, tomorrow it's you," she complained.
"Mummy this is my first time of touching that car, Willie has been the only one enjoying it naa."
"Okay, I will give you money for transport," she offered.
"No, I need car."
"Must it be car? I thought you said the reason you needed the car was because your father will not give you money for transport?" she asked.
"No, I just remembered the bag I am picking up. I can't carry it."

I won the argument. She let me have the car and I hugged her. I imagined myself speeding off all by myself with Chinecherem beside me, romancing my hands. Heck, I might even have a go at her in the car.

"Ermm, mummy money for fuel," I said slowly.
"Oya Chinecherem get out of here!" she chased me up. "Bia nwuru ara, come and suck breast naa!"
I laughed my way out of her presence. I knew her tank was never empty expect Willie had tampered with it but he was back at school. I just needed small money just in case. She later rogered me shaa without my asking for it. My mom was made like that.

Chinecherem was busy hotline blinging me while I was gearing up for that day's affair. I answered her once and ignored the rest. She said she was already waiting for me at one popular junction like that, so her incessant calls were understandable even though she can be a pest when she wants to. I got set by 1pm and after much prayers from my mum that I don't crash the car and myself and that daughters of Jezebel may not see me. I drove off by 1:30 pm, looking all nice and smart.

So driving through the streets and busy road of Awka wasn't that easy for me. I had become a little rusty. One was that I could count the number of times I had been in mom's car as the driver and the other was because that was about a year ago. So I was busy behind the wheels either getting cussed by my fellow drivers or I was cussing them. A lot of cussing did happen.

Sighting Chinecherem wasn't so hard. She was waiting at Unizik junction, opposite Crunches eatery. She was her usual curvy self and looking like one slay queen. A denim trouser torn on the knee, just fitting perfectly to her a little bowed leg and revealing her camel too in an appetizing way. Then her denim jacket, covering her white singlet with her cleavage grabbing some fresh air from the top. A sunshade and her shining weave was just on fleek. She was very beautiful and I was glad I didn't miss.

I pulled up beside her, almost knocking her into the gutter. I bet she was about to cuss the daylight out of me before my window went down and I stripped her naked with my eyes, covered by Willie's Versace sunshade. She smiled and became her jittery self.
"Baby," she squealed and came for my door. She kissed me through the open window. Her lipsticks were gone in that instant but she still looked good without them.

"How are you?" I bassed out at her. That was my big boy tone. She nodded a fine thank you and ran to the other side of the car. She got in and I made a turn for the eatery. We needed to start somewhere.

I made our orders over the counter. I didn't let her breathe a word ther cos if she did, she would just order the whole place and I don't think I have any reasonable explanation to give my mom for abandoning her car at an eatery because I couldn't fix the bills of a daughter of Jezebel.

We took our fried rice and chicken to the table. I had a one chivita on the saucer too. We sat down and faced each other.
"Try not to finish that food before me, I am not buying another one, " I warned her. She giggled. My phone beeped. I checked and it was a whatsapp message from Naza.

"Baby, what is your mother doing at Crunches?" she asked. My countenance changed. It's either my mom was at Crunches too and Chinaza passing by saw her or the both of them were there at Crunches. Either way, I was fvcked.

"How did you know," I typed with the speed of light. She gave a space of 35 seconds before she replied.
"Her car is parked here."
"And what are you doing here?" I asked.
"I am here with Chinaza," she replied and then started typing immediately. I waited and her second message came in.
"What do you mean here? Chinecherem are you at Crunches?" she asked. I turned to Chinecherem and asked.
"Did you know that Naza and Shape were here?". She nodded.
"I came here with Shape and Naza joined us." she said and drank her cup of the juice, stuffing her mouth with a sizable size of the chicken. My palms itched from wanting to give her a resounding slap. Baby bear or not, that girl needed a good ass whooping and I mean the type you do with a leather belt and not the dick.
"And you didn't tell me?" I asked.
"I wanted to be with you first before that your girl will snatch you away," she replied casually. My phone beeped again.

"Chinecherem answer me now or I will find you myself."
That was Naza's message.

"You are silly, where are they?" I asked her without the tiniest bit of smile on my face. She pointed behind me and I turned. Chinaza had her red face on her phone while shape winked at me. She obviously knew I was there, a thing Chinaza was much oblivious of.

"I stood up and Chinecherem ran beside me being her restless self. We walked up to them and just before Chinaza raised her head, Shape yelled.
"Suprise!!!"

I smiled and she winked at me. She got me covered and here I was thinking she didn't love me. I bent low and pecked Naza.
"What is this? What are you doing here?" she asked, shooting looks between I and Neche.
"Wanted to Suprise you, shape invited me on whatsapp," I said and Shape nodded. Chinaza gave me a doubting look.
"You don't believe me?" I asked.
"Yes, you are lying. Shape's whatsapp expired yesterday," she said, crossing her hands over her chest.
"She Used Neche's phone," I said.
"Well, I don't trust you but I trust her," she said and pulled me down for a second peck. More seats and I sat down.
"Slay queen or not, I am not wasting those foods," Chinecherem said and ran back to our former table. I watched her upturn my plate into hers and grabbed the juice and headed for our new table. None of those things did she share with me.

Shape took charge of the orders, ordering fresh sets of food and juice. Even Chinecherem received a new plate. I had to protest.
"Is Willie here?" I asked and they shook their head.
"Did you guys come with any other guy?" I asked and heads shook again.
"Why do you ask?" Shape asked me.
"Who will pay for all these ones you are ordering or are they free?" I asked.
"Did you come with a cooler of food?" Naza asked me, I shook my head.
"Then what are we going to eat if we don't order or did you come for sight seeing?" She asked me. I heaved a sigh and relaxed to my fate. Thank God mom gave me that extra money.

I stood up from the table and started to walk away.
"Where to?" Naza asked.
"I want to buy beer, I need a bit of alcohol in my system."
"I will walk with you," she said and stood up. I sized her up and she was dazzling in her huge red gown. She looked just lovely so I let her follow me.

We walked to the car first and I emptied my mom's pigeon hole of all the money there. Then hand in hand we walked to the counter.
"Give me Heineken," I started to say and Chinaza interrupted me.
"Give him malt," she said. I gave her the opolo eye.
"For what kwanu?" I asked. She rubbed my back romantically and pecked me.
"If you get drunk now, who will drive us home?" she asked. I accepted the malt grudgingly and we walked back to our table to meet a packet of juice sitting beside each plate. Four packets of juice in total. I don't know between Shape and Chinecherem who made the order but whoever it was, I am going to find out and she will pay either today, tomorrow or in the future.

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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 7:53pm On Jun 26, 2017
"Who is that fair guy?"
"I don't know."
"I wonder if he is going to kill the other fair guy."
"I don't know."
"I wasn't asking you."
"Ok."
"Is like he will kill him o."
"Maybe, I don't know."
She covers her eyes as sound of gunshots followed suit. The movie was American and everybody was fair. Everyone had a gun. Everyone was trying to kill everyone and Chidimma was still naked upstairs in my room.

"Has he killed him?"
"I don't know, open your eyes and see."
"Which one do you even know?"
"I know that you are frustrating me."
"Spell frustration."
"C - H - I - N - A - Z - A."
She laughed and nudged me on the rib.
"You don't even know how to spell my name."
"Eh? What did I spell?"
"I don't know but you misspelt it."
"C. H. I. N. A. Z. A., was that not what I spelt?" I asked and she kept quiet. She had taken over the ignoring game that I had started. That was a win for her.

"Naza, why don't we take your bags home so it will be easier for you when you eventually want to go," I suggested.
"No, I don't want to go home now. My mom will be looking at me somehow. In fact, I may even sleep here," she said and gauged my expression. I resisted the urge to scream.
"Why is your face like that?" she asked and I looked at her.
"Like how?"
"Like I am about to catch you with another girl?"
"Hian, biko, I don't know what you are talking about o. Is like they are going to shoot that fair guy again," I switched the topic and turned to the TV.
"I thought you didn't like the movie?"
"I didn't say that abeg. Chinaza let's watch film."

We watched for a few minutes and then I excused myself and ran upstairs to my room. Chidimma was still in the wardrobe, but she had my knicker and my polo top on. We smiled at each other as I opened the wardrobe.
"You look sexy," I said and she smiled a thank you. Indeed she looked sexy in that knicker. I would have left it for her if Naza hadn't bought them for me.
"We are stuck here," I said and scratched my head.
"Who is she?" she asked me.
"Who?"
"The girl."
"My sister," I said and she looked at me.
"Is that not Chinaza?" she asked.
"You know her and you are asking me."
"What is she doing here?"
"She came to pick beans. Abeg lets find you a way out of here," I said.
"Which way?"
"There is a back door at our dining room. You will follow it and get to the backyard but you will have to sneak out without making noise or she will catch you. Amara will get you your school uniform later."
She nodded and walked out of the wardrobe.
"When will I see you again?" she asked and held me.
"Let's get you out of this one first, then we will start talking about next time."
"Should I come tomorrow?" she asked.
"No, if I want you to come, I will tell you."
She hugged me and kissed me so deeply that I was forced to frisk her sexy body with my hands and almost took her to bed again.
"Come and be going," I said and she nodded. Pecking me, she was feverish with emotions. I was feverish with fears of being caught by Naza.
"But first, I have to distract her before you sneak out."

I went back to Naza and sat beside her.
"What were you doing upstairs?"
"I went to masturbate," I answered casually. She laughed. I walked to the door and bolted it. The devil in Naza might just decide to take her outside when Chidimma might be sneaking out.

I sat on the bed and eyed Chinaza as she focused on the movie, hiding her face each time guns were raised.
"Why can't you just buy a film you like?" I asked.
"Did I say I don't like it?" she asked.
"Then why are you covering your face?"
"It's just the shooting part that I don't like. The Romance parts are ok and that's why I bought it. Don't you like it?"
"I do. The Romance parts especially," I said sizing her up with my eyes and biting my lips.
"Shuku Shuku boy," she said and smiled.
"Are you calling me a fvck-boy?" I said and drew her closer. She actually let me and I plucked her lips.
"I love you," I murmured and kissed her in bits.
"Are you sure you are not up to something?" she asked amidst giggles and kisses.
"I'm up to love baby."
We kissed and missed many scenes on the movie. I didn't care, Chinaza had a succulent lips and I needed Chidimma out of that house. I slid my hands around her body and felt her breast. She undid her bra herself and let me rub the tip. She moaned and held the nape of my neck. I caressed the tip of her tits and my phone blared. We disengaged immediately and across the parlor, standing at the dinning was Chidimma, staring at us. My phone kept ringing.

"Hi," she said and waved. My face turned red and Chinaza kept burning us with her eyes.
"How far?" I asked.
"I'm fine. Is Amarachi around?" she asked. Smart girl.
"No, she's not yet back from school."
"Sorry, who are you?" Chinaza intruded.
"Chidimma, Amara's friend," she answered diligently and respectfully. A thing I wasn't expecting.
"Why did you have to come in through the back door?"
"The front door was locked," she answered. I heaved a sigh. I was glad the girl could defend herself. Chinaza kept looking at me, unsure of what to make of it all.
"Come back later in the evening. She will be back by then," I said. She nodded and ran out of the door.

"Are they not in the same school?" Chinaza asked after she was gone.
"I don't know, you could have asked her."
"Something is not right about her," she said, giving me the impression that she was in deep thoughts.
"Let me lock the door before someone else walks in," I said and rushed at the back door. I bolted it and came back to meet Chinaza giving me the deadliest looks I have ever seen.
"What?" I asked.
"Why is she wearing the kicker I bought for you?" she asked.

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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 7:06pm On Jun 26, 2017
Guys no vex abeg. Update before 9pm.
LiteratureRe: Stars 2017 Nairaland Literature Writing Competition by Chipappii(m): 7:05pm On Jun 26, 2017
krissconnect:
Oga allow me win this tin na grin
Lol. You wey go kick me out
LiteratureRe: Stars 2017 Nairaland Literature Writing Competition by Chipappii(m): 6:48pm On Jun 26, 2017
Chipappii #Stars competition

Is that the right format?
kinwayne:
Hi guys. I haven't been on here for a long time now but I'm happy to be back.

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LiteratureRe: Seun-osewa Short Stories Battle Registration Thread- Last Day by Chipappii(m): 6:25pm On Jun 26, 2017
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 10:09pm On Jun 23, 2017
Weak and sleepy. See you guys tomorrow. One love grin
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 10:09pm On Jun 23, 2017
I had to admit that I don't feel much comfortable going home, not with the knowledge that there are now two fathers in the house, my father and I. And knowing my father for who he is, I had the feeling that he may wake up one day and decide to split the house allowance between me and him, not withstanding that Chinaza was still pregnant with the baby.

My mom and hunger eventually forced me home shaa. Remember Chinaza had cooked all my rice for that birthday so no food in the house.

"Nna m, this one that you refused to come home and see us, nawa o. This one is that you are at Unizik at our backyard here, I wonder what will happen if you eventually travel to Obodo oyinbo," my mother said as we sat in the parlor watching film, my father was flipping through the pages of a sports newspaper. I smiled at my mother.

"Maybe he already has a family at his lodge," my father chipped in and cleared his throat. My mother eyed him and said nothing.

"So they pay these footballers all this money in a week?" my father asked to know one in particular and no one answered him.
"If I had known I would have sent this baby bush abroad to play ball and get us some dollars instead of wasting money and sending him to the University only for him to come back with beards," he murmured again to himself and the whole room cracked up with violent laughter.

"Daddy, forget that thing, I am graduating with a first class o," Willie said and my mother said amen.
"I will sell this house and host a party for you with the money if that one happens," my father said without even raising his face from the paper.
He was obviously joking, Willie graduate with a first class? For where? If that happens then there are also chances that Naza will agree to abort the baby, in fact, We are praying he doesn't bag 3 extra years. My mother stood up and went upstairs.

"Ehe, when are you people closing for the semester?" my father asked us.
"Soon," Willie replied.
"You people should do fast, your mother needs someone to help her with running of that her shop," he said and we stared at each other, I and Willie.
"But what about Mercy, her sales girl," Willie asked
"Oh, that one. I think she is fine with that her face like what I don't know. The little waist that she has which was the only beautiful place in her body, she has lost that one too. I wonder who will marry her like that," he said and turned to the next page of the newspaper. I stifled a laughter. Mercy wasn't that bad, infact, I had often dreamt about having a go at her. That her ass my father was talking about was way out of this Africa. It can make a man grown cry.

"Dad I meant if she is no longer working there," Willie said.
"Oh, she left already naa. I think she is now in school, why are you asking?"
"Nothing," I and Willie said together. Making a conversation with my father atimes can burn more calories than banging a fat girl.

"Ehe you. I hope you are changing into a man now. Soon you will be father, shebi you know?" my father asked, staring at me over the rim of his spectacle. I so much dreaded that topic.
"And you should start acting matured too, grow a beard and others," Willie added. My father shot him a look.
"You with all that forest on your chin, I can't see any atom of maturity in you," he said at him.
"At least, I look matured," Willie muttered.
"You look like a baby bush," my father said as I drowned Willie with laughter.

Later in the evening, Amara came back and walked straight into my room. A friend of hers was tagging along but I was able to make out only her before she rushed me on the bed, yelling baby. She hugged me deeply and her boobs caressed my chest. She was looking all smart and sexy in her school uniform which she had converted the once bogus skirt to a tight mini, her hot laps dangling in my face. She sat on my laps and kissed me. I held her head and prolonged the kiss. Then my door squeaked and I saw Chidimma standing there. Yea Chidimma, the girl that I had a romp with at that primary school. She is the one. I froze and stared at her. Amara looked at my face and then at hers.

"Don't worry, she is my friend," she said and rubbed my chest.
"I know, she is my friend too," I said and she giggled. Bad girls turn me on really. She was pretty in her low cut hair and neat school uniform. Her curves were obvious in it and I wished they would oblige me a 3some.
"Chidimma come inside naa," I said, motioning her to seat down on the bed. She came and dropped her booty beside me. I wrapped my hand round her neck.
"How have you been?" I asked her and she nodded a fine thank you. She was a bit shy. I pulled her head up and proceeded to kiss her. We were at it for like 5 seconds before Amara tore us apart.
"It's enough abeg," she said and we laughed. My mother called Amara and she ran downstairs, leaving us behind.

"Are you going to school tomorrow?" I asked Chidimma.
"Yes," she said and nodded.
"I want you to come and see me tomorrow."
"I don't think it's possible, I will be going to school and we dismiss around 4:30 pm," she said, leaning her head against me.
"And you can't sneak out?" I asked.
"Unless that."
"Yea, sneak out and come by 2pm. I need to see you properly."

Our appointment was booked before Amara came to take her away. She didn't want anybody spoiling our midnight fun.

She came the next day in her uniform, around 1pm. I was home alone and my condom was ready. We told no tales. We both knew what we wanted and we went straight for it. There was no one around and so we were in no hurry. We began with pre-intimacy, kissing and rubbing every rubbable part of our bodies. She had this way of fumbling with my dick that nearly made me cum before time. Before time, her uniform was on the ground already and her bra and pantie too. She was stark naked and I had only my boxers on. I laid her hard on the bed and started doing it just like I loved it. She closed her eyes as she felt the snake slither into her. She moaned softly and held my neck with both her hands. It was just missionary style all through until we came. We fell on the bed and I nearly fell asleep until I heard Chinaza's voice calling me in dreamland. I opened my eyes and heard her footsteps climbing the stairs and the look on Chidimma's face matched the furious pounding of my heart.

I hid her in the wardrobe and locked the door a few seconds before Naza walked into my room.
"I am just coming back from school," she announced on entering my room.
"Why are you back?" I asked her.
"Nothing, don't you know there is public holiday abi is that not why you are back too?" she asked.
"Yea, it's true," I said, scratching my head. Then both our eyes went to the article of clothing on the floor. The school uniform, panties and bra.
"Whose are they?" Chinaza asked, frowning.
"Erm, Amara's. She wanted me to help her wash them as she won't be coming home early," I said and thought about naked Chidimma in the wardrobe.
"You now wash her undies too?" she asked me.
"Me kwa? Wash Amara's undies when I am not mad. I won't wash them, in fact, I'm not even sure I will wash the uniform. I'm tired," I said, trying to sound as bold as I could.
"Noo, please help her wash them, you promised her baa?" Chinaza asked and I nodded. "you have to help her wash them."
I nodded and assumed that was the end of it. She walked to the bathroom and took a peek inside. I thanked my God that I didn't hide her in there. She then returned with a bucket of water and a satchet of detergent. Before I could understand what she was doing, the water was already foaming with the school uniform, pant, bra and everything inside it.

"Wash them fast and come down to the parlor to keep me company, I bought this film that I need to watch," she said and walked out of the room. My Jaw dropped to the floor. How could one girl be so mischievous.


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RomanceRe: Would You Date Yourself? by Chipappii(op): 4:46am On Jun 23, 2017
Seunosewapenis:
Pliss epp o my babe is want to sex ne but i said no because i want to programming my site that is showing Amsterdam software is in cloud so i nah told her no wat shuld i do
Send her to me
RomanceRe: Would You Date Yourself? by Chipappii(op): 10:45pm On Jun 22, 2017
Aderola15:
Take out my stubbornness and we good to go kiss cool
Hahaha. A male you should like a stubborn gurl.
RomanceRe: Would You Date Yourself? by Chipappii(op): 9:52pm On Jun 22, 2017
Shiitposter:
I get Hot just looking at myself in the mirror.

Yes please!!!
Lucky you. Congratulations

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