₦airaland Forum

Deltayankeeboi:
Hoes gon' be hoes no matter what you do. Don't save them, they don't wanna be saved.



Stupid man.
Sell that car and use the money to feed the poor.

kennyz247:
This country is no more for the poor again

2cribz:
Shameless man. He became poor and broke. Don't be shocked to see this bald head mumu washing plates and her undies. Woman wrapper .

ThothHermes:
True.
Have you attended the church?
He has no message. Just money, money, money.
And it's not like his members are wealthy or anything.

Joythah:
How does a Christian church look like? Please enlightenment us o. Make we no find out self for Muslim church or pagan church

chatinent:
So where's the picture of the house before the tenant parked in?

Not presented.

How much was the full package?

Not presented.

I don't know if you are worried about the damages or you are worried about the caution fee and what ensued.

So I'll analyse based on the thin line connecting your worries...


From my observation, the bone of contention is the payment of the caution fee. You refused to refund the sum and the tenant took it out on you. Many landlords become fraudsters when tenants want to pack out and refuse to refund the caution fee they once said was refundable.

That moment, these fraudulent agents and landlords will start giving you excuses or promise to pay at a later date so you can park out first and they take over the house...which they will NEVER pay.

Madness is mutual.

As you felt you wanted to be street smart, you just got served by the street.

The tenant prolly wants you to use the caution fee he paid to fix the house he DELIBERATELY destroyed...so that he wouldn't be at the losing side.

Caution fee is a SCAM.

In fact, why aren't you taking legal moves? Abi there is something you aren't saying?


By the way, there's no way you took ₦250k as caution fee for this house. Everybody no bi mumu here ok?

Let's not even forget how much they could have taken from the tenant. From my analysis:

1. Rent: ₦3,000,000 per annum and they are collected for two years which is ₦6,000,000 (not worth it if you ask me).

2. Agent fee: ₦2,500,000 (say wetin dey happen?)

3. Agreement: ₦500,000 (am I the one to draft an agreement for you?)

4. Caution: ₦1,000,000 (they never pay back!)

5. Lawyer: ₦300,000 (why am I paying the lawyer for you!)

6. Security: ₦360,000 annually. (Why should I pay you to pay the security! We can do that in the compound!)

7. Borehole and Space: ₦100,000 (seriously?)
Space at the back for bakery: ₦200,000 yearly (no issues here).

8. Cleaning Services: ₦300k. (You even begged them to minus this part because you can clean it yourself and they responded with "oga if you aren't serious to pay, we will give the house to the person who is serious." Oh my God!

You even borrowed some money to fully cover all these expenses with high interest rates!

Some people will think I bloated the figures above. I actually didn't. In fact, I may be wrong and it may be more expensive than what I posted. These agents add unnecessary figures to the full package. Most times, the agent fee is more expensive than the house.






Let's not even pretend like we didn't see the substandard doors used...

Most times sef, na tenants dey design the interior to be a bit standard to their taste. When you enter a new space, if it's not fixing front and back burglaries, it's fixing the kitchen sink or the toilet drain, or giving a part of the tile work some more structural strength make enno break. Or probably electricals. When you contact the landlord for all these you are doing, he gives an excuse that it's to your comfort and you shouldn't expect him to do it for you. Then you repaint cos they refused to use quality paints. They couldn't even screed the parlour! And the kitchen master switch for plugging microwaves, electric cookers are always mostly faulty. Or is it the toilet wey one of the mansons don use strong shït block? After this, NEPA will still now bring bills for two months earlier to you of ₦200k with a threat to cut your light if you no pay....months that you didn't use since you are a new tenant. And wow, you see it's a prepaid metre but you don't even know how they calculated it since you've not used it. Now you are spending close to ₦1.5m for pre-maintenance because you like to tidy things up. Not just that, there's no provision of a generator for pumping water and the landlord rebukes you guys never to call him for that..and you guys should fix yourself...after en don collect two years house rent...and you are like.. "I'm fûcked." And you also know that you cannot allow yourself be cheated! Even the gate has some breakage before you packed in and the landlord is saying you folks should fix it..and you guys did. After packing, you later discover you'll still have to pay for estate security and you ask why since you have paid and they tell you that's for the compound not the estate. Wow, wonderful.

And you are alive and seeing your fellow human being rip you off with pride because you have paid for two years and it seems like there is nothing you can do at this juncture... after all, they said the landlord is in the UK. Right deep in your sef, you know the agent and the landlord's brother in Nigeria collected more than the usual rent too but you can't talk because you know you are now a silent coward and you really can't talk about it to anyone.

Please, what will you do if they still try to defraud you of your ₦1m caution fee? Just be honest.


Y'all have rented houses at a point in your lives and you know this is true.


Before you ask me if I own a house to judge, yes I do. I own, and I have also been a tenant.


Now within yourself, make una talk true. Let's assume you are a gentleman and tried to be peaceful to get the refund, no way. You begged, no way. You even said you have a burial to sponsor, no way. You told them you need the money for a hospital bill, no way. You asked why they don't want to pay you, agent dey yarn okoto, lawyer say make you chat landlord , landlord off read receipts on whastapp. You notice dem dey whine you cos are cool headed. After being extorted of all these sums and you ask for the refund of your caution fee and they are still trying to play smart on you, what will you do? Just be honest.

Wouldn't you unleash the madness in you too? Or you'll leave everything for God? ₦1m? If I no naked swear for you, call me pastard. Ajeh, this one the guy did will be dress rehearsals.

EyeCumInPeace:
People that genuinely leave their country.

Imagine the Chief of Defence in Nigeria allowing his son to go and fight in Sambisa or warfront.

brain54:
This guy talks too much...


Is he crazy?

He is at the Vatican for the Pope's funeral and posting this for holy sake.


This war has gotten to him!

PresidObi:
Instead of appointing a legal task force to provide speedy justice to clear the correctional facilities of people like Yusuf Quadri that have no business being in detention, he is employing more people to take care of innocent children being locked up on suspicious circumstances everyday?

Surely, this man built Lagos corruption.

Manchi25:
I only see showmanship here

LibertyRep:
No be funeral these ones come for.

WriterNig:
🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇦

adams123:
Eyah, the man died as a non Muslim. It's a pity

appleous:
They are raging bulls when facing unarmed civilians.

Put them in the front of Boko Haram small boys, they will run.


Yeye soldier

shogotermies:
Lol.
Most people didn’t even read what is up there