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Easier said than done..

Cutehector:
Just gv her d fone and dnt call her anymore...

Hu told u he's wasting it on women n sex..he only asked for help,if u cnt proffer solution..press ur mute button

Kenndall:
Invest your imagination into something more productive.

You have a rich Imagination. Why don't you try to imagine stuff that would benefit both you and your society.

Turn your imagination into money. Don't waste in on women & sex.

No be lie ooh

Cutehector:
Hot is a temperature, and beauty is a design..

Really?...explain pls

YourMain:
Hot and beautiful are very relative terms.

[qwere u just walking on your own and a lady just attacke u from the blues?
uote author=sleekman post=35718611]This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.
[/quote]

Ask ur igbo frnd..

kennboiy:
This your igbo grammer heavy o,i need translation

Lol..this got me really laughing hard

SLIDEwaxie:
dude, c'mom, it's jes a pad. Nothing harmful

This buhari of a man is just a pathetic attention seeker..50 % indeed..don tire to dey see this man for news...next pls!

Story for the gods...u get hole for heart,still get heart dey still public fund.

Lekwa ndi future husband

kennboiy:
Of course it is'nt funny cos your fellow lady's market don spoil..... i hope you are part of the good gurls (our future wifes)

Well I must confess..u r right

tunnamania11:
If u read it for the first time, u must laugh. If u didn't laugh, I guess u are not in a happy mood.

I tink d appropriate qstn shld be;are u now satisfied,fufilled.if the answer is no..I will advice him to go get anods girl n continue d circle until he clocks 70

Cutehector:
So r u nw happy?

Nt funny jhur..

tunnamania11:
This is so funny

Seconded

Oyind17:
See money!!!!!!!!! Ego!!!!!!Kudi!!!!!!!!Owo!!!!!!

I pray my net catch big fish!!!!

Hv u bn to ebonyi bfore? If no..keep shut.n try visiting

Onyemadonald:
Am sure he is from ebonyi state

Guy u wicked ooh.

Sunofgod:
Announce your death to them on FB

Love in tokyo.

I just hope this is nt true..m nt a politican bt I just hope this man knws wt he is doing.he wants to circulate this bh to the whole of this country..he shouldn't misuse the power given to him.

His cup is full.bt how did he manage to get the job in the first place?..the level of bribery n corruption is exceeding boundries..I really do hope he reap wt he sow

This is so hillarious..two tinx are involved here..its either d groom is late or the groom is outta the country.bt for me dis kin marriage no go work!

Some childless couples would do everthing to have a child..wt a world!

[quote
author=stephx post=30812636]Chomytex, I am planning to come down to
uniport to search for accommodation off campus. I am among the few lot
that were lucky not to pay for the school accommodation if not...wahala 4
boost
nah[/quot
ok...are u done wit ur clearance?wt dept are u?

[quote
author=stephx post=30801315]Babe don't worry yoursef too much. Just try and see if u can pay for,at
least, acceptance dues, so dat your admission will b secured. Like DrLaz
correctly said: nobody knows the deadline for all fees and it would
likely not be soon. We are almost in the same shoe dear but yours is too
tight for me. Hope for the best.

Hi! To everyone of u here! Missed u all!
Please who is Joy Coly here? Can u please indicate yourself by waving
your hand?[/quote]tanx steph...mine is really tight bt all z well.which dept r u?hv u gotten accommodation?

[quote
author=DrLazDevitan post=30799058]You are to carryout your transactions using Firstbank PLC.If the
compulsoriness of accommodation payment is hindered or removed,you may
likely never see it pasted up in your profile.This means,you can pay up
your school fees and acceptance fees without it.However,it is not
adviceable to pay for what you know has been filled up to the
brim![/quote]tanx....hmmm i sense trouble,i hv nt paid for sch fees,na off campus money i go pay.just speechless

[quote
author=DrLazDevitan post=30798216]By e-tranzact modulation payment is possible from every post and pillars
of the globe.You are summoned and advised to pay all dues in respects
to accommodation,acceptance and school fees to the bank attached to your
faculty.Don't worry! Mum will make you smile![/quote]i pray so! im in faculty of sciences..department of microbiology.which bank?and also is there any need to pay for accommodation since d hostel is filled up?

[quote
author=DrLazDevitan post=30798216]By e-tranzact modulation payment is possible from every post and pillars
of the globe.You are summoned and advised to pay all dues in respects
to accommodation,acceptance and school fees to the bank attached to your
faculty.Don't worry! Mum will make you smile![/quote]i pray so! im in faculty of sciences..department of microbiology.which bank?

DrLazDevitan:
No recognised deadline for the now but do yourself any good by paying as soon as you have the money.

honestly no hope of money,mum is really broke,Abia state govt is nt helping matters.i reside in abia,when d money is available cn i pay from here? and to which bank

DrLazDevitan:
By now the compulsoriness should have been lifted or oblivioned...

when is d dead line for paying acceptance fee?

cos judging from wat m reading here,ppl dt paid last yr are yet to be given...so should i still go ahead n pay? knowing fully well dt d chances r minimal...im in microbiology dept

pls wt of those of us dt hv nt paid for accommodation?is it compulsory?

it's a name of a specie of monkey..satisfied?

eyah aunty Kate sorry.. face your onga n nollywood