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Uneks1,how far, my broda?

Tis freakishly quiet in this room! U could almost cut the tension in the room with a knife!

The Beam: The beam still dey on top Mountain dey fire Heritage bank HR proper prayers.....
If my session don finish, my invite go roll in!!

No SHAKING PPL, IF I FOLLOW BELIEVE THE GOD OF DR. CHRIS WEY DEY CARRY BASKET DISGRACE KERENGBE KWA KWA, Na Operations I go dey sef! For V.I. Branch

bros abeg explain "wey carry basket disgrace kerengbe kwa kwa!

folake dearie...no need to worry..it will come ok?

tunjipedro: Dear xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx, Heritage Bank would like to invite you for medical checkup on Saturday, July 6th, 2013 by 12noon. Please report to our Abuja office on Plot 24, Algiers Street, Wuse Zone 5, Abuja. You will be taken to meet our Medical team. I just get dis message from heritage bankm. Anybody with d same message

dont u guys think its funny dat .1. he is the only one that has gotten the mail in abj...or has any1 else gotten??

jtgpt: Thank U God. I just got a text for the assessment stage on Saturday. *Lagos*. The Beam, Dammykoga, I'm sure we are together.

oh..am so sorry dearie for the mixup..congratulations again

What tension macayo?

jtgpt: Thank U God. I just got a text for the assessment stage on Saturday. *Lagos*. The Beam, Dammykoga, I'm sure we are together.

so happy for you my broda...is it the meetin with the E.D?

Macayo and uneks1, u guys are hilarious..lol

It is well

mr GrAb: To those who have succesfully met with the ED, we should be expecting invites for Medicals anytime from Next week.. I hope y'all are also gettn set for TS, its only few weex away.. Its just my thought, so dont ask where i got that info from. Have a flourishing weekend y'all.. God bless

reading back ur messages bro, just to encourage myself bro...thank u for those words...deeply inspiring

uneks1: Picture qua..watin do the camera for your head?..lol

una wan make i dey laff till morning? chai ...these guys eh

Do u remember clearly the second stage of the interview?

Macayo: ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lobatan! Met ke? Isoriat! How are u so sure?

haha macayo..funi

macayo...i think i know who u are now! hmmmm we ve met before, during the 2nd stage interview!

Julieccentric: See how sharp-mouthed Chris1 is all of a sudden.lmao! Na wa oo..let's just chil and watch what's gonna happen abeg and forget all these assumptions..no matter what..life goes on jare!

julieccentric wetin I do again? Y do u like attacking me? u act as though i said sometin offensive! even macayo the person i was respondin to didnt take it seriously, but as a joke, which it was meant to be, pls dont take this to another level!

cuteyem...u making me out to be the bad guy...all am trying to let u know is that employers are perceptive enuf to know the qualities of a potential candidate before employin...am not implying that they wouldnt employ every1..dont misconstrue my meanin na?

cuteyem: I don't argue that ur hr guy dosent knw his stuff. All I'm saying is there is no way he'd knw the number of guys that would see the ED in lag at the tym abj guys were seeing ED. He was probably either talking based on total number of candidates or they had benchmarked a set number of candidates that would be allowed to see the ED in lag, and so he was talking based on that number. Again for someone like me who had a terribly brief interview I wonder how well the ED would have been able to assess me in less than two mins, esp as it was clear she had another meeting to attend and was only seeing me 2 fulfill all obligations. I do doubt if that interview would suffice for an assessment;reason why I believe its just a rubber-stamp. Anyways I hope we all make it all to TS from here!

. cuteyem, These people are seasoned and well trained people ...they can know enuf about u in less than 2 mins of speaking with u...the way u enter into an office, the way u are dressed, the way u speak, eye contact, facial expressions, etc..these all tell a lot about u, even before u get a chance to say " good morninng ma" , and these people can read u with that! they dont need to sit down with u and hear you talk about your life story for 1 hr to know whether or not they wanna hire u...a friend of mine told me that the E.D just asked him" WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? funny rite? but that was all! so u see, the E.D dont nid more than 2mins to know about u! but am sure u did great in your interview!

Macayo: lol! Desperate times call for desperate measures! I had to know wat she waz up 2 now lol!

. chai! macayo ooo! now i know how u passed your exams back in school!

cant wait to see u guys in T.S!

bros...my observation is just that...observation..its purely speculation... how can some1 have written aptitude test with more than 3000people AND PASSED, gone thru first stage of interview, AND PASSED, Second stage of interview AND PASSED, and get to the E.D Stage only to crash out? lai lai! God no go gree! those of us that have seen the E.D HAVE gotten the job,whether Devil, or the "witches and wizards in our villages" likes it or not! AMEN!

cuteyem: Well the abj HR guy could not have known how many of us got to the ED stage in lag at that time because you guys saw the ED some weeks back while in lag we saw the ED only last week. Again I think its likely that they select only the total number of people they need, to see the ED. That means if 105 people saw the ED in lag for example, it is possible that they want to recruit only 105 guys for lag TS. I mean for most of us who where hurried through the ED interview-mine lasted less than two minutes- I do not think 2 mins of interview is enough 2 dismiss someone who made it through all the previous stages to that point. Just saying tho

the HR guy is the one for lag and ph and abj. He travelled to all these places with the E.D...so there is no. "abj" HR...and another thing...the E.D assessed us and gave us marks and wrote recommendations..wat do u think would happen to those whom she gave low marks or didnt rec?..anyway its just my observ...

spdf: For those dat know or av d experience. Do they still drop pple @ d ed stage.. If yes, on what ground? N wit dis popul, hp training sku wudnt b in batches?

. 4 us in abj, we were only 35 that saw the E.D and the HR guy said that this was the last stage...that the only reason anyone would not make it in this stage is if "there are witches followin u from the village", which implied that they MIGHT not drop any...but 4 u guys in lag? am not sure, he said that lagos guyz are like times 3 of our number...they mite still drop in lag...but u gotta have hope bro...it wont concern u.........................SAY AMEN NA?

Julieccentric: @Chris1..I dey here oo

. sup baby..how u dey na? havent heard from u in a while...where u go?

Mhen! Where is every body?

abbyrian: Oga Chris!!!

my dear na true na..wetin I go talk

abbyrian: Yes oooooo! But, bros, dis one wey u neva sleep and u dey post abt HB @ dis tym, e sure say HB truly dey ur mind o! Lol

this one wey u sef dey comment at 1.29am, mean say e dey your mind too! abi u no gree?

abbyrian: Yes oooooo! But, bros, dis one wey u neva sleep and u dey post abt HB @ dis tym, e sure say HB truly dey ur mind o! Lol

lol

12.49am... the start of a beautiful new month,the 1st day of the 2nd half of the year.full of possibilities , with hearts waitng in anticipation. we have made it this far..it wont be long now..the wait is over! its time to rejoice, coz we are already at the finish line...HB, its time !

THIS WEEK!hmmmm

lord help us...i pray that this recruitment exercise be expedited! IJN!