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Business / Re: Why You're Not Getting A Job And Your Business Isn't Growing by chrislong(m): 11:10pm On Feb 04, 2015
am still waiting for nysc but all my years on nl. this is the best thread ive opened. thanks for adding to me

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Looks Very Dapper In This Suit (photo) by chrislong(m): 9:07am On Feb 04, 2015
buygala:
he is look good inside the suit..... the same way he will look gooder inside kirikiri when GMB and his 150 cows are take over Aso Rock cum May 29 2015



embarassed

Your English needs to be jailed first
Family / Re: Why We Cheat On Our Spouses – Abuja Residents by chrislong(m): 10:08pm On Jan 28, 2015
Lemme buy plot here
Politics / Re: Why Gov. Fayose Is Vigorously Campaigning Against Buhari by chrislong(m): 9:31am On Jan 20, 2015
Burger01:
That Fayose guy is a political thug and a big thieve. He better leave the country by FeBuhari 2015, else his silly nyansh will cool well for inside Kirikiri.

People like Fayose and the thieving cabals of PhD holders are afraid of change. This change is beyond their powers. This change belongs to the masses and, damn right, the change has come for good.

FeBuhari 2015..... 65% loading.


Why do people talk with such sentiments...if anybody is to be a thief....well then fayemi deserves a chamber in kirikiri. ...but then ur political leanings has blinded u...well ok bye...awa o #febuhari so therefore #failbuhari

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Politics / Re: Fayose Mocks Buhari For Calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission by chrislong(m): 12:47pm On Jan 19, 2015
bobchigar:
This Fayose must be "didirin". What is big deal there? GMB delibrately called it that way. Abi INEC no b 4 Nigeria? GMB is talking sense it is Fayose and his fellow "didirin" that is reasoning nonsense.

Lmao....deliberately ..dem don come ... .#failbuhari
Politics / Re: Fayose Mocks Buhari For Calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission by chrislong(m): 12:46pm On Jan 19, 2015
Orikinla:

[size=18pt]He is till better than a shameless LIAR.[/size]

[size=18pt]And Fayose can only win an election in an uncivilized state like Ekiti.[/size]

The way people reason amazes me....so he should come and contest in your state abi


And remember to note that ur uncle cried for our front oo grin and said he won't be back

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Politics / Re: Fayose Mocks Buhari For Calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission by chrislong(m): 12:44pm On Jan 19, 2015
siraj1402:
Fayose will soon be mocked again as I know he will NEVER finished his tenure as governor. Ko si aseyori fun ri. cheesy

Ta ni bayii?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: February Born ''the LUV Month'' Lets Meet Here by chrislong(m): 7:46am On Jan 09, 2015
23!!!
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Takes Queen Ure To The Cleaners! by chrislong(m): 11:54pm On Jan 08, 2015
Davidos gobe didn't even cause half of this and went like wildfire. ...This song still might not even be a hit. What's all the fuss
Romance / Re: Em Guys Don Start Again O by chrislong(m): 11:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
ronald4lif:



Which 9pm? Votes are counted till 15th ohh

Plus including we will wait there till we do that of governors tootoo grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Wins 2014 GLO/CAF African Women Player Of The Year by chrislong(m): 11:40pm On Jan 08, 2015
I been dey wonder if una no go post na


So I made ftc on fp ....see swag....2015 is smiling

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Religion / Re: Assembly Of God Church Blasts Nollywood Stars Who Endorse Coca Cola (Photo) by chrislong(m): 11:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
Ilekeh:


Their income or revenue?
Anyway, I'm their babalawo and I've yet to notice any significant change.

I had to speak in a way everyone would understand. U wey sabi revenue suppose kukuma know say company no dey do anyhow branding like that of it no pay dem na
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is The CAF African Best Player Of The Year by chrislong(m): 11:35pm On Jan 08, 2015
ayodijex:


Nigeria won nations cup in 2014 abi....you have a point there

Bros no vex
Religion / Re: Assembly Of God Church Blasts Nollywood Stars Who Endorse Coca Cola (Photo) by chrislong(m): 11:35pm On Jan 08, 2015
Ilekeh:


Funny enough, the demand for coca cola hasn't gone up.

Brand my ynash

I no know say na u dey calculate their income now sha
Religion / Re: Assembly Of God Church Blasts Nollywood Stars Who Endorse Coca Cola (Photo) by chrislong(m): 11:31pm On Jan 08, 2015
Ilekeh:
Foolishness.

I didn't know that having your name on a $1.50 plastic bottle is worth a celebration. Poverty na bastard!

As for the church......no comment. They've been disappointing me lately.

So the church too dey read celebrity news? Wouldn't surprise me if the pastor is currently subscribed to one po-rn website.


It's called being a brand....ever wondered why having Beckhams name on a jersey was enough to make it worth some people's wages??
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is The CAF African Best Player Of The Year by chrislong(m): 11:25pm On Jan 08, 2015
I would have given it to enyeama this time. ...With all the lille record of minutes without conceding goals...winning the nation's cup....and his performance at the world cup...but oh well
Crime / Re: Man 25 Arrested For Raping 85-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Ekiti (Pictured) by chrislong(m): 11:19pm On Jan 08, 2015
BABANGBALI:
sorry o baba ijero ekiti grin

Lmao who be dis sef
Crime / Re: Man 25 Arrested For Raping 85-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Ekiti (Pictured) by chrislong(m): 10:31pm On Jan 08, 2015
People be quoting ekiti already like it doesn't happen anywhere. No b by state..ignorant people everywhere

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: February Born. by chrislong(m): 2:09pm On Jan 05, 2015
Feb 23 here... .. Looking for female birthday mates abeg grin undecided undecided undecided cheesy wink
Phones / Samsung Unlockers Where Are You by chrislong(m): 1:42pm On Dec 24, 2014
Hi everyone I need to unlock my Samsung tab 3, if you can help, please quote me
Phones / Re: Airtel Android Promo Plan Or Bb Promo Plan by chrislong(m): 12:03am On Dec 23, 2014
Yewandequeen:



have you activated the android bundle?


if not you can send me your no so I can assist you to whitelist for the Android bundle for 1+1 2k for 4gb valid for 60days

whats whitelist

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Music/Radio / Re: Do You Think Nigerians Would Like This Type Of Sound by chrislong(m): 4:48pm On Dec 17, 2014
OasisofRefuge:
once its good, they will accept it even when they are not use to it. Do what you believe and put in all your best.
goodluck

thankyou
Music/Radio / Re: Do You Think Nigerians Would Like This Type Of Sound by chrislong(m): 5:59am On Dec 17, 2014
redcliff:
Then again, if you want to do something different, looking for acceptance should be the last thing on your mind..

ok thanks but you cant do music if it doesnt appeal to people. just an opinion tho...am learning
Music/Radio / Do You Think Nigerians Would Like This Type Of Sound by chrislong(m): 5:43am On Dec 17, 2014
hi guys, am trying to work on a new project but not sure about the acceptance.

every nigerian claims they wanna hear something different,do you think classic hip hop could be accepted in the nigerian scene, i mean not just dance
Music/Radio / Re: Any Musical Mind Here? Label Exec? Pro?anyone...help Me Follow My Dreams by chrislong(m): 11:38pm On Dec 12, 2014
pweshex:
do u sing or rap. send ur details to pweshex@Yahoo.com ...

I rap and do a lil bit of singing, trying to get better at both. will sure mail you tomorrow. in the meantime pls check out my song by googling "longwiz-shiver"
Music/Radio / Any Musical Mind Here? Label Exec? Pro?anyone...help Me Follow My Dreams by chrislong(m): 11:21pm On Dec 12, 2014
HI EVERYONE, AM AN UPCOMING ARTISTE, I DONT PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, AM JUST THE REGULAR UPCOMING YOU SEE EVERYDAY BUT AM WILLING TO LEARN.I HAVE A SINGLE OUT AND OPEN TO SCRUTINY. AM JUST THAT GUY THAT LIKES TO FLOW TO SICK BEATS.I THINK I COULD ALWAYS GET BETTER BY LEARNING MORE ABOUT MUSIC.

AM CURRENTLY NOT SURROUNDED BY LIKE MINDS WHICH IS A NEGATIVE AND WHY I NEED THIS.

PLEASE IF YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME GET BETTER OR HELP ACHIEVE MY DREAMS.PLEASE HOLLA
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Phones Unlock Codes Calculation Via Imei -f R E E by chrislong(m): 10:20pm On Dec 11, 2014
PLEASE I HAVE A SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB 3 I JUST BOUGHT, ITS SIMLOCKED BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW THE CARRIER ITS LOCKED TO......ANY HELP AND HOW MUCH
Romance / Re: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by chrislong(m): 12:21am On Dec 05, 2014
Our op is a hoe... Ilyah Ilyah o
Romance / Re: 7 Habits Of True Gentleman Thatmake Women Melt by chrislong(m): 12:11am On Dec 05, 2014
musfad:
In a world filled with late-night
booty calls, infidelity and a
general “hit it and split it”
mentality, it’s easy to become
jaded by today’s dating
scene. However, true gentlemen who can win a girl over still
exist and if you, guys, want to
be one of them read carefully
what kind of habits you should
develop.

1. Opening doors:
A guy who takes the time to come
around and open the car door for
you is a keeper. Recognize and
appreciate a guy who puts your
comfort and well-being first, even if
it’s just for a few extra seconds.

2. Saving the last bite of food:
When he saves the last bite for you,
it’s basically him saying he likes
you more than any meal They say the way to a man’s heart
is through his stomach. So, when
he saves the last bite for you, it’s
basically him saying he likes you
more than whatever meal is in
front of him. Which, for the record, is a lot.

3. Spending time with your
family
A guy who shows interest in your
baby photos, coaches your little
brother on how to play football
and compliments your mother’s
cooking is a guy who’s in it for the
long haul. These are small gestures, but they speak volumes
about his intentions.

4. Suffering through a girly
movie
When a man volunteers to endure
a girly show or a movie because he
knows you’ll enjoy it, he earns
major bonus points. (Even more, if
he does so without complaining or
expecting something in return.)

5. Sending flowers:
Bring unexpected flowers to make
a girl smile And it should not be the
impressive bouquet you get on St.
Valentine’s Day. There’s just
something about unexpected
flowers that make a girl smile.

6.Walking on the outside of the
sidewalk:
The first time someone does this,
you will probably be confused. But
then you’ll start to question how
come other men in your life have
never been concerned about
positioning themselves in such a way that you’d be protected
should a curbside tragedy strike.

7. Putting your jacket on:
Chivalry is not dead, men can be
everyday knights in shining armor Women are fully capable of putting
their own jackets on, but it’s not a
question of ability. It’s gentlemanly
and kind for someone to hold out
your jacket for you or offer you
theirs when it’s cold.

And that was how I formed gentleman in my final year and gave her my jacket.... The cold wey beat me na grade one, my friends just dey pity me dey greet me ndo... Never again shall it happen except she's wife material

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