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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers In Victory Mood On The Battlefield (Photos) by Chrisrare: 7:23pm On May 04
OK
Romance / Re: Woman stripped nak£d by group of men, flogged mercilessly, and filmed (Video) by Chrisrare: 5:49pm On May 04
no video
Crime / Re: Man Strangles Wife To Death In Front Of Their Five Year Old Daughter by Chrisrare: 3:23pm On Mar 24
the man has seen enough. should have just divorced her instead of killing her.
Romance / Re: Names of boys or men you should always avoid by Chrisrare: 11:20am On Oct 06, 2020
funny
Education / Re: Schools Resumption: ASUU Insists On Embarking On Strike by Chrisrare: 11:11am On Oct 06, 2020
Good one. Let school resume next year
Romance / Re: When I Thought I Have Seen It All.... by Chrisrare: 12:46pm On Oct 05, 2020
openbusiness6:
For me, I won't delve into who's right or who's wrong etc, cuz you will end up arguing back and forth for nothing, because this matter is a thing of perspectives and mindset. To each his own or every mallam to his kettle. But this is a classic example or reason why men need to choose spouses based on compatibility, it's very important, intellectual compatibility especially. Mindset is very important. If your way of reasoning is conflicting, or you have conflicting values or ethics, or your mindsets are opposite or you have opposing mindsets, then you can always expect more clashes and dramas like this, and possibly breakups. Mental compatibility and compatibility on values system or ethics & principles is a critical aspect to consider before marriage. Imagine a guy that pays your bills like he supported you with half of your shop rent, bought your phone, buys you clothes, probably gives money for upkeep from time to time too etc, sold phone for your sibling at cost price without making any profit just because he is your brother, but to do hair for his mother, you feel 100% entitled that she must pay for your service. Well, fortunately for him, he hasn't signed court papers before his eyes has opened to reality. Their mindset and way of life is obviously different. If he marries her, he will surely have many problems with compatibility issues.
The most sensible comment so far.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by Chrisrare: 3:37pm On Sep 26, 2020
Breaking news: timo werner will not feature in Chelsea's next match cos fabinho has refused to release him from his pocket

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United - ( 2 - 3) On 26th September 2020 by Chrisrare: 2:41pm On Sep 26, 2020
Breaking news: timo werner will not feature in Chelsea's next match cos fabinho has refused to release him from his pocket

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Romance / Re: Ladies Miseducation THE FORCES(COUNTDOWN) by Chrisrare: 8:56pm On Sep 18, 2020
benzene00:
Ladies miseducationgrin

This goes to prove more that females intelligence are far way below than the average male. They can't come up with something sensible and logical.



See as this one is sounding like someone that is conducting SHILOH servicegrin
allow the girl to land biko and stop panicking...
some guys really need to work on their self esteem

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Romance / Re: Ladies Miseducation THE FORCES(COUNTDOWN) by Chrisrare: 8:53pm On Sep 18, 2020
looking forward to reading your ladies miseducations.. just hope its contents are factual and expository like ubunja's.
Education / Re: Anambra Schools Resume With Strict COVID-19 Safety Checks (Photos) by Chrisrare: 1:38pm On Sep 14, 2020
all these over sabi people. they shuld allow schools to resume next year abeg

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Actress, Diana Rigg Dies At 82 (photo) by Chrisrare: 5:15pm On Sep 10, 2020
But I thought Cersei poisoned her, so she survived..

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Males Like This by Chrisrare: 5:12pm On Sep 10, 2020
maybe they want to help you move your ministry to the permanent site..

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Romance / Re: GIRLS ONLY. Giving Out 10k To 4 Randon Girls by Chrisrare: 5:08pm On Sep 10, 2020
Hmmm..
Romance / The Five Toughest Questions Women Ask To Men by Chrisrare: 3:36pm On Aug 28, 2020
There are five questions that a woman should never, ever ask her man unless of course you want him to lie to you. The five questions are:

1. "What are you thinking right now?"
2. "Do you love me?"
3. "Do I look fat?"
4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5. "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that any of those questions can lead to a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.

Below is the detailed analysis of each question, which in turn provides the best possible answer. Also the most commonly used wrong answers are listed.

1. What are you thinking?
The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of the following things:

Football!
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How one game cut his ticket
The containers he's expecting... And so on

2. Do you love me?
The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear". Wrong answers include:

I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
That depends on what you mean by "love".
Does it matter?
Who, me?

3. Do I look fat?
The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not." and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
Compared to what?
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I've seen fatter.
You say what?

4. Do you think she's prettier than me?
The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
You say what?

5. What would you do if I died?
Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would hurl myself under the front tires of the first trailer that came my way."
This might be the stupidest question of the lot.

So how have you been answering these questions? And for those that have been answering these questions wrongly, you will do well to take a leaf from the aforementioned tips.

https://www.smart-jokes.org/five-questions-and-their-correct-answers.html
Sports / Re: Enter Here And Pick Your All Time Champions League Eleven by Chrisrare: 1:21pm On Aug 20, 2020
Interesting stats
Religion / Re: Only Those Who Believes In Jesus Christ As The Son Of God Have LIFE by Chrisrare: 12:54pm On Aug 19, 2020
and the Muslims think you guys who don't believe in allah are infidels. i guess that makes you an infidel.
Sports / Enter Here And Pick Your All Time Champions League Eleven by Chrisrare: 11:47am On Aug 19, 2020
The Champions League has seen so many legends since the European Cup was rebranded in 1992-93. But who do you think were the best XI?
Go to https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/53786655 follow the instructions and select your all time champions league IX, then come here and post your selection.
Below is my all time champions league eleven...
Let the fun begin.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Chrisrare: 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2020
This game shows how underated van dijk is. Had all these bayern attackers in his pockets when liverpool played bayern last season

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Chrisrare: 5:54pm On Aug 14, 2020
i'ld love for barca to win cos of messi, but unfortunately, the only thing barca have right now is messi and past glory and i don't think that would be enough to save them today from bayern.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Chrisrare: 5:32pm On Aug 14, 2020
Agree or disagree?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by Chrisrare: 8:18pm On Aug 08, 2020
that Bayern goal means Chelsea can now qualify if they win by a 3 goal margin.
Crime / Re: Woman Caught Stealing Cassava In A Farm In Abia, Paraded Around Town (Photos) by Chrisrare: 9:48pm On Aug 05, 2020
Righteousness89:
This is a Case of Hunger..

The People should Caution the Woman and Give her some food to eat and take Home..
that would have happened in a sane climate. does Nigeria look sane to you? nigerians dont have empathy for their fellow humans. reason why we are backward
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 12:01am On Jul 23, 2020
mrkings84:




Oh....shit,. They just got the winna...but Great game boys....... Am proud of u boys. I am certain next season is gonna be great for us....up blues.
Chelsea gradually becoming the new arsenal. always waiting for next season to do well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 9:13pm On Jul 22, 2020
liverpool beating the agberoos like say dem thief

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 7:01pm On Jul 22, 2020
I'ld love to see the weed pogba is smoking. I'm sure it doesn't have a nafdac number.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 10:31pm On Jul 21, 2020
Cardozzo:

does that mean we watched the match together at a filling station because there is a guy saying same thing there opposite AP
lol... I watched mine at a bet9ja shop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 8:34pm On Jul 21, 2020
this people wey dey bet dey make person laugh. person give arsenal straight win, less than 10 mins after game start e don dey complain say arsenal no dey serious for the game. say arsenal don sell the match

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 7:29pm On Jul 21, 2020
arsenal have been playing well recently. if they can keep up their form, they might finish above wolves next season.
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Serious Relationship by Chrisrare: 7:07pm On Jul 21, 2020
no. what you need is to learn how to chyke women offline

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