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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by Chrisrare: 3:37pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Breaking news: timo werner will not feature in Chelsea's next match cos fabinho has refused to release him from his pocket 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United - ( 2 - 3) On 26th September 2020 by Chrisrare: 2:41pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Breaking news: timo werner will not feature in Chelsea's next match cos fabinho has refused to release him from his pocket 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ladies Miseducation THE FORCES(COUNTDOWN) by Chrisrare: 8:56pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
benzene00:allow the girl to land biko and stop panicking... some guys really need to work on their self esteem 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Ladies Miseducation THE FORCES(COUNTDOWN) by Chrisrare: 8:53pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
looking forward to reading your ladies miseducations.. just hope its contents are factual and expository like ubunja's. |
Education / Re: Anambra Schools Resume With Strict COVID-19 Safety Checks (Photos) by Chrisrare: 1:38pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
all these over sabi people. they shuld allow schools to resume next year abeg 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Actress, Diana Rigg Dies At 82 (photo) by Chrisrare: 5:15pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
But I thought Cersei poisoned her, so she survived.. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Males Like This by Chrisrare: 5:12pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
maybe they want to help you move your ministry to the permanent site.. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: GIRLS ONLY. Giving Out 10k To 4 Randon Girls by Chrisrare: 5:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Hmmm.. |
Romance / The Five Toughest Questions Women Ask To Men by Chrisrare: 3:36pm On Aug 28, 2020 |
There are five questions that a woman should never, ever ask her man unless of course you want him to lie to you. The five questions are: 1. "What are you thinking right now?" 2. "Do you love me?" 3. "Do I look fat?" 4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5. "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that any of those questions can lead to a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. Below is the detailed analysis of each question, which in turn provides the best possible answer. Also the most commonly used wrong answers are listed. 1. What are you thinking? The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of the following things: Football! How fat you are. How much prettier she is than you. How one game cut his ticket The containers he's expecting... And so on 2. Do you love me? The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear". Wrong answers include: I suppose so. Would it make you feel better if I said yes. That depends on what you mean by "love". Does it matter? Who, me? 3. Do I look fat? The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not." and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. Compared to what? A little extra weight looks good on you. I've seen fatter. You say what? 4. Do you think she's prettier than me? The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. I don't know how one goes about rating such things. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. You say what? 5. What would you do if I died? Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would hurl myself under the front tires of the first trailer that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot. So how have you been answering these questions? And for those that have been answering these questions wrongly, you will do well to take a leaf from the aforementioned tips. https://www.smart-jokes.org/five-questions-and-their-correct-answers.html 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Enter Here And Pick Your All Time Champions League Eleven by Chrisrare: 1:21pm On Aug 20, 2020 |
Interesting stats |
Religion / Re: Only Those Who Believes In Jesus Christ As The Son Of God Have LIFE by Chrisrare: 12:54pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
and the Muslims think you guys who don't believe in allah are infidels. i guess that makes you an infidel. |
Sports / Enter Here And Pick Your All Time Champions League Eleven by Chrisrare: 11:47am On Aug 19, 2020 |
The Champions League has seen so many legends since the European Cup was rebranded in 1992-93. But who do you think were the best XI? Go to https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/53786655 follow the instructions and select your all time champions league IX, then come here and post your selection. Below is my all time champions league eleven... Let the fun begin.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Chrisrare: 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2020 |
This game shows how underated van dijk is. Had all these bayern attackers in his pockets when liverpool played bayern last season 16 Likes 2 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Chrisrare: 5:54pm On Aug 14, 2020 |
i'ld love for barca to win cos of messi, but unfortunately, the only thing barca have right now is messi and past glory and i don't think that would be enough to save them today from bayern. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by Chrisrare: 5:32pm On Aug 14, 2020 |
Agree or disagree?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by Chrisrare: 8:18pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
that Bayern goal means Chelsea can now qualify if they win by a 3 goal margin. |
Crime / Re: Woman Caught Stealing Cassava In A Farm In Abia, Paraded Around Town (Photos) by Chrisrare: 9:48pm On Aug 05, 2020 |
Righteousness89:that would have happened in a sane climate. does Nigeria look sane to you? nigerians dont have empathy for their fellow humans. reason why we are backward |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 12:01am On Jul 23, 2020 |
mrkings84:Chelsea gradually becoming the new arsenal. always waiting for next season to do well |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 9:13pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
liverpool beating the agberoos like say dem thief 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 7:01pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
I'ld love to see the weed pogba is smoking. I'm sure it doesn't have a nafdac number. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 10:31pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
Cardozzo:lol... I watched mine at a bet9ja shop |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 8:34pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
this people wey dey bet dey make person laugh. person give arsenal straight win, less than 10 mins after game start e don dey complain say arsenal no dey serious for the game. say arsenal don sell the match 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 22nd July 2020 by Chrisrare: 7:29pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
arsenal have been playing well recently. if they can keep up their form, they might finish above wolves next season. |
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Serious Relationship by Chrisrare: 7:07pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
no. what you need is to learn how to chyke women offline |
Crime / Re: Woman Defrauds Victims Of N179m, Uses N139m For Sport Betting, N1m To Pay Tithe by Chrisrare: 4:41pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
you thief finish go dey pay tithe. typical christians, always deceiving themselves. |
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Confirms Pregnancy As She Flaunts Her Baby Bump(photos) by Chrisrare: 5:53pm On Jul 20, 2020 |
when you get miscarriage, i hope you will flaunt it too.... |
Romance / Re: 10 Million Naira Or This, Which Will You Choose? (Pics) by Chrisrare: 4:39pm On Jul 20, 2020 |
Roma10:finally one honest person |
Jokes Etc / Re: Oya Memes Don Land As E Dy Hot by Chrisrare: 12:11pm On Jul 20, 2020 |
not bad 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What's happening by Chrisrare: 10:38am On Jul 20, 2020 |
work hard and make money, and you wouldn't feel threatened or bothered by feminists/feminism. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Rachael Okonkwo's Mother Is Dead by Chrisrare: 10:33am On Jul 20, 2020 |
sorry for your loss 2 Likes |
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