₦airaland Forum

Frigga13:


Na the country una dey call panya for real?

Olboy..

Clear me

Yes bro, that's the Panya you always hear from Igbos...





Lots of Igbos are there.

Don't expect anything different...

Igbo is one of the major ethnic groups in the country, another fact





The country is loosely called Panya by the Igbos in Nigeria a corrupted version of Espana because the Spanish once colonized the country.

Good one, let's live harmoniously

Branches across nations worldwide







Congratulations to the church though

In what capacity?





Prince of Nigeria 🇳🇬?

She should cut her neck for all I care

I love the vibes of this guvnor sha

The terrorist guvnor should warn his boys

Of course, with diplomatic immunity he will but I doubt Trump will ever be willing to entertain that Drug dealer... 😅

Especially number 3,the way she made mockery of Christians forgetting that even though America is a liberal nation it's still one of the largest Christian countries on earth...


Third largest Catholic country for that matter

So we should do what with the news?






I thought the same useless Presidency said he is hale and hearty and only on break?






RIP to the dead though.

MadamVanessa:



Ronu miscreants taunt that anybody we supported always failed woefully. In their myopic minds, they were thinking that America election is the zoo election that the rig anyhow and chose dunce to be the president. Fools.

They think Manhood YaCoupu is the Electoral Chairman of America 🇺🇸 😂 😂 😂

Ronu bandits and other terrorists sympathizers were hoping for that weak woman to win so that the heist perpetrated my Manhood YaCoupu and his eye neck goons will be justified and covered






God indeed spared Trump's life!

Na terrorists sympathizers and Tinubu minions like you who are looking for loopholes to justify the national heist coordinated by Manhood

Believe this at the risk of your brain 🧠

I don cut down my weight ooo 😂 😂 😂



My belt now, to perfectly hold my waist, I must wear it round my waist twice... , I now look more handsome, pale and white with sunken cheeks.




Tinubu, you do this one!

That's Americans headache, we have a huge terrorist with us here to worry about...

Good one our able VC...

So make we throw Owambe na

T-Pain everywhere

Talking as if he didn't indirectly foist this calamity upon Nigerians



He is talking as if he is not happy his kinsman is there.




Clannish twerps

Quite expository, no wonder you can see someone originally from, example, Kano State but is now a political leader in another state





The North really need to wake up and change the course of this Almajiri system because it's becoming obsolete.

NwaAmaikpe:




My brother,
You have no reason to look for a reason or to rationalize why she shouldn't be stealing when you confirmed yourself that the evidence presented to you is incontrovertible.

Denial is the worst stage of grief because to question reality and even bargain with facts puts one at par with hallucinating lunatics.

Experience has proven to NwaAmaikpe that the only creature that hides it's shit better than a pussy cat is a lying Nigerian woman. But just like the shït of a pussy cat, the stench of their wrongs always gives them away.

I feel so sorry for you because it was you who played yourself and that's why my problem here is not that your wife may have stolen.

The first rule in the Gentleman's guide to marriage book is; the only relationship that should carry on in distance is a casual one.

After the stomach, the kpekus is the second most ungrateful part of a human being. No matter how full you get it today, it MUST complain the next day when it wants to be full.

It gets even worse because a kpekus has no meter.

If a woman who sleeps on the same bed with her husband will shag a colleague in the store room at work, how much more one whose husband lives in Lagos while she lives in the capital of whoredom.

The fourth rule is, NEVER marry a lady who is neckdeep in church activities because there is a higher probability of her being engaged in something extremely unholy.
No pastor picks up a fückmate from a brothel, it begins from the church and there is no better victim than a vulnerable lonely wife.

That brings my final suspicion.
Despite the proof, why is a pastor who should be the impartial one to chastise her the one attesting to her innocence?

It points to something, he either knows her just as well as you do or even better than you and that is the actual problem I see in this story.

It is up to you to make out what the handwriting on this wall is.

She works, you load her with money, she has no building projects, you don't put her under financial pressure, so except she is a kleptomaniac, she is most likely stealing for another man.

But it is not from NwaAmaikpe's mouth that you will hear that someone else's preek has been expanding your wife's kpekus.

😲

Lawless country that's why it's a jungle

NwaAmaikpe:



God bless our messiah,
I wonder how anyone will look at a man who volunteered himself as a crusader ready to die for a better Nigeria and say they do not love him.

But,

How come he can challenge pastors for exploiting Nigerians but has never challenged Bello Turji or the many terrorists in the North for actually killing Nigerians?

Why is our messiah eager to get to the root of people's personal lives but is not bothered as to why the cost of Petrol is more expensive than it was when it was imported?

How come he can call out Obi Cubana for keeping shut during the EndSARS, not empowering the youths or speaking up for Nnamdi Kanu yet fraternizes with the ChiefPriest with ties in government and whose CV is even more exact.

Our messiah is willing to step on toes to find out who Bobrisky's godfather is, but has never worried himself about who the sponsors of Boko Haram are.

Why does our messiah have sleepless nights over bleaching creams with no NAFDAC number but is indifferent about an $11 billion Lagos-Calabar super highway with neither an Environmental and Social Impact Assessment in place nor a public tender.

Somebody should also remind our messiah that Sikiratu's uncle who lost his right arm and entire village to Boko Haram is not bothered about whose sperm impregnated Mohbad's wife.

Since he does not know what being a messiah is, he should stop distracting Nigerians with his selected controversial battles which appear to be more aimed at social media popularity and its' resultant pecuniary implications and have not improved the lives of the average Nigerian who have fooled themselves to believe he is the one to help them fight for a better society.

So, is this truly our messiah or is NwaAmaikpe just stupid?
Because while he has never called himself one; he personifies that butterfly Ola Rotimi talked about, which thinks itself a bird.

You are making quite some sense though

But in a jungle called Nigeria, one Ocha k'Omaka rep after dishing out loads of slaps to a hapless individual and his halfwit apology was told to go and sin no more?







NiggarArea is indeed a compassionate CORNtree

Good one there...





The project is indeed strategic!

Homeboiy:
Wetin Anambra de find for Enugu too

Anambra men are VC’s in UNN

As funny as this sounds, you are right...




Nsukka man has never been the VC of UNN since its inception. Only about two Enugu men from other parts of the state have emerged as VC of the school... Anambra has been dominating the highest echelon of that school.







Congratulations to the new VC of UNIZIK.

Congratulations to him...

Eyaaah!




Don't worry, more money is coming