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even if you criticize me openly, try and check your relationship and see the truth... for general, there's nothing like love, it's just an illusion created by our own mind that we can't do without a particular person... believe me or not... for guys only, if you really allow a no sex relationship, or you're keeping your girl for the future, you'll surely regret it... for girls, you're the main victim of the illusion called love... love is just a free way for you to loose your virginity to someone who may or may not eventually marry you... you tend to live on with the heartbreak of loosing your v at a innocent age... bye

chat me up on WhatsApp for polyibadan admission enquiries 08063511997

Now is the time. Why is it that the Nigerian Soldiers couldn't bring back our girls? Now is the time, why is it that our Nigerian soldiers can't save us from Boko Haram insurgency? I think i know a reason, which is that there are fake soldiers in the country. Yesterday, i gave a soldier a dirty slap and he ran away. So, I'm very sure he's a fake soldier. Now is the time, my people, to reveal fake soldiers in the country. Start to slap as many soldiers as you can, to help reveal fake soldiers. # CatchAFakeSoldierToday ...

add me any whatsapp group, please... 08063511997

I've wanted a whatsapp group since but none... i think i should create one so we can discuss on the admission issues... you people should drop your numbers... if there's an existing group, this is my number though... 08063511997

my number is 08063511997... add me to whatsapp group, if there's any or there's going to be any...

So, yesterday, i went to CUT MY HEAD (like it was in done funny ads i saw here last week). The barber was about to be through with me, when a man arrived. He was sitting outside (maybe to receive fresh air), even though there's fan inside. He then called one of the barber's apprentices over. They murmured some things to themselves, and then the boy left for some place. Then the boy came back only to report to the man that 'they said they don't have Tesojue again, that it's Dorobucci that remains'... lol, i was like WTF!!!

Drop other funny local alcoholic drinks' names you know, guy... till later

Eyekandi:
You seem unsure

actually, he meant 'you should dream to be cute'...

na one day like that, charles and i didn't have tfare to get to our destination. we needed 500 bucks. then one plan came to mind. I took a polythene bag and put three hard stones inside, then handed it over to charles. Then we stopped one okada man, and after little negotiation, we were on the bike... #500, when we've got no shishi, ok now. While on bike, Charles and i started having a conversation.
Me: ogbeni, hw many bullets dey inside the third gun?
Charles: 3 bullets now.
Me: (angrily) how come? it was 4 before now.
Charles: ahah, have you forgotten that we used one to kill that okada man that carried us in the morning after he asked for money?
Me: oh, i remember, how we wan take use the remaining three now?
Charles: we've planned it before now. we'll use one to kill this okada man if he wants to collect money, and use the remaining two to finish the operation we're going for.
Me: ok, no p.

As we alighted from the bike after gotten to our destination, i asked the okada man, 'how much be your money again?', his reply shocked me, 'my brother, why u dey do like this now, i already told you before that my service is totally free, don't bother to pay'... lol

Watch out for the second part when we tried the same trick, what happened...

If you were the okada man, what would you have done?

in polyibadan right now, 8 died... and more than that badly injured, baffling death... 2 lecturers and 6 students... so tragic...

mayooor:
Plz hav dey strt to allocate hostels

shoro niyen

please, who has info about the hnd second list? why polyibadan dey do like this? after graduating with 4.08 CGPA out of possible 5.0 from eruwa poly, with complete olevel (as in, so the nine subjects are credit and above)... name no show for first batch... a mate with lower has been admitted already... this matter is tiring... someone should share some info... please