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yicob is smthing wrong with you or is some nuts loosed in that fat big head of yours? how dare you use me as a start up of lover boys? and who told you am still searching for a babe. i think you need some serious spanking on your ass, save some tears for me after you've finished reading this

some people be bad belle for hear o more laffs

contact me first and you will get your goodies

i'd rather kick your ass than kiss your ass

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this is a once life time opportunity you are throwing away. it is going, going, gone.
wait till year 2199 before you see any gal talk to.

oga, no be say english hard anybody for here. na your bad luck for where girls dey naim dey do you.
i know this prophet for my area, wey dey give babe for free. if you want, call me shey be you get my numbers.

we all know that women most especiallyu from our part of the world are material conscious, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. but while they are at it they better don't come close to me cos i'm already on the edge and could bark back at them.

if a gal wants me it should be because of the following (word taken from dare the artiste)

i'm not that kind of man that treat gals bad,
mke them sad,
make them cry, i ain't gonna be like.
rather,

i'm gonna listen to my gal, follow her around the world,
i will respect her, defend her,
never will reject her

why?

she is the queen, yes indeed, like an afro, y'all know wat i mean

true love don't ask for no money or expensive car, or expensive jeep.

y'all ladies feel me.

yicob are u always searching for a gal? how do i believe that if i recommend another for you, you won,t Bleep up?

ol' boy make you go wash your head

its good that guys/babes of nairaland are telling their mind about this issue. may i state categorically I WILL MARRY SOMEONE FROM NAIRALAND IF I HAPPEN TO MEET THE PERSON AND WE SHARE THE SAME FEELINGS.

quote me any where.

yicob, ryou are nothing but a cheap, ass advantageos, taking guy. hw can you at this etime profer love for gamine when she needs advise to mend her broken heart. gamine if i were you i would just take a break, from men generally and then we'll see how far that takes you

yicob i thot you were on my side, hw can you say i'm gay? you should know me better.

thonia, thonia, all dis dissing because a broda had a stupid cruch on you and you and mrpataki are batttling it out. spreading words like never before as if you two were born on a cursed day. whitelexi, teach that rot-mouthed girl of yours to have som respect in this house or i ill come over to your place and kick ya butt like your mamaa have never done before.

back to you thonia, all i said was that i was in love with, you either say yes or no, simple yet you dey do gragra, abeg no do dat one for me cos if i vex i dey lose my temper

yes thonia i really do love you. and like i have said if you give the chance i will prove that am not just capable of fulfiling your dreams i will make them surely happen

i think it could be great for some and it could be disastrous for others

thoniaslim if you are reading this, pls i want you to know that i have thought this deep within me and i am seriously convinced that i truly truly love you verrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy much and i have no doubt that you will put my intention into consideration. waiting in anticipation for your reply.

this no be play i'm damn serious about this

hey babes, won't you like to express your view about the most sexiest guys in nairaland? i will break down the scope to three people. you name your choice and why you have chosen them.

sexy guy number 1 - gerrymania

sexy guy number 2 - bizlr4

sexy guy number 3 - yicob

send in your answer, and if you think they don't qualify, send in your own suggestions.

wat do you feel about having sex before marriage?

i had this gal fiend whom we did everything together (you knw wat i mean ). we had our mistakes and decided to start afresh. but after everything we went through she still f***ked up. and i had to give her the boots. but its been 1 year 2 months and it seems i made a mistake cos i really miss her and that thing which we do in bed. do i ask her to 4give me?

no i don't if i do i wont be posting this shit

wat would be your first reaction if you caught your boyfreind/girlfrind or fiancee making out with some one in the bedroom?

wat would you do if you find out that your spouse has children from another man/woman after 5 years of marriage? send in your sincere answer.

iam a student reaally in need of job. i have an nce in business edcation (Double major) and currently i am in my final year studying Business Education (BSc.Ed). some good nairaland memeber shoulf pls hook me up.

very soon Atiku will be returning to Nigeria. wat do you think the reaction of the peoples ruling party will be and also the FG especially Oby?

i dont know wat to do about this situation. there is this gal, she,s my neighbour. cute, lovely and all that, but i can't contrary to my principle that doesn't allow me to date my neighbour due to an experience i had. but she's so tempting and i might just lose my guard and forget my principle. i am only considering wat my action might cause

luaryn and ike why fight over a simple issue. i only asked a question which deserves a simple answer, wat eva ur differences is u better settle it offline. or else i will marry you both together by the powers confered on me. anyway lauryn is it true that you change your sex, though i respect ur privacy but i think you shd maintain one sex.