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emusmith:
A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view!

He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening.

He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus.

Don't exclude yourself even if you're still in your parent's house- You're a Bachelor!

In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in:



1. Mr. Single and Searching

He is that guy that is single and when you see him, you'll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp.



2. Mr. Manchellor

This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30's and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover he's still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. He's always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess she's still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too.



3. Mr. Single And Not Searching

I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesn't like the company of women. I wouldn't conclude he is "gay" but it's possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual.



4. Mr. Player

This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. It's very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm!
At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life!



5. Mr. Sugar Mummy

This guy doesn't work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! . I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And he'll come to me telling me, "I need a wife, o". In my mind, I'm like, "Aren't you married already?"



6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married.

I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I can't count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! It's even common in our Universities ooo!



7. Mr. Single Dad

This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce.
He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol!


Guys, where do you fall?

Ladies, which do you prefer?


You can add more...

samflexxy:




1).MONEY
Every woman wants a rich boyfriend or husband who would provide for her every need, some women might not agree to this fact but deep in there hearth they will gladly marry a rich guy

2)handsomeness
Some ladies fantasize them self with a huge handsome hunk with 6packs and fair smooth skin whenever they see a handsome guy they can't help but stare and hope they guy will approach them.

3)funny
Ladies like guys that make them laugh, most ladies prefer this kind of guys cause they are normally kind and some times silly e.g mrcork

4)A gentle man
Ladies adore guys that put them above everything guys that succumb to their every command, guys that treat them like angels trust me be a real gentle man and every lady will want you(not every lady sha )

5)swag
Ladies like guys that dress well, wearing chains and to much blings does not necessary mean you have swag. Dress neatly keep you hair neat and ladies you will notice you.

guys take note o

dorlapoh20:
thanks

VickyyB:
Painment

VickyyB:
Ok.. This is the real man.

VickyyB:
Thank God i'm not a market.

VickyyB:
I'm still an UNDERGRADUATE.
What are you saying again

dorlapoh20:
Are u kidding me? i guess your network is very bad. check again
Btw if am ugly that will be my number one reason of not dating not too fine guys cos i no want my children to swear for me.

musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

Sloan:
Hahaha...absolutely fantastic! I always knew that our SS brothers and sisters are no bigots and ethnic chauvinists, only those who are getting part of the stolen billions of dollars make the SS people out as insular, bigoted, ethnocentric lobotoms! The SS knows for example that the oil spill and environmental degradation problems that will continue even if oil trades for $ 1 per barrel will never go away except the federal government does something about it! What is the total cost of this clean up? $ 1 B ONLY! The current government of the clueless weasel jonqdqft crapluck cannot find ordinary $ 1 B of all the stolen $ 55 B to provide jobs for perhaps 5,000 Nigerians in the SS regions of Nigeria to just clean up the mess! Perhaps some of them might actually love this job and spin off their own companies from some of there and in future offer their expertise to other countries (maybe in Africa) or even to other parts of Nigeria who might have environmental degradation problems!

It is time to reject the dumbest president in the whole world: Jonapafuka Ebelechukwudi Retardeen!

BoiledCorn:
Pleas not to be of offence to anyone but in almost all profile pic I seen, their bosom is cut of from pic only big head and neck is it big head we want?
And when below is visible they wear bogos cloth to hide it. Its unfair
If you are not posting full front and back picture don't post at all

Ferano lead this females by example and post full front and back for us

Piss!

vizkiz:
only bit*ches replies with "k"

that's a perfect turn off for any dude in his right senses

dorlapoh20:
As for me oooo handsomeness is one of it. If u like rich pass bill gate.i no do wor wor people

ohamsuche:
u r a disgrace to dis generation on Wat ground did u said dis.He is d best governor in Nigeria. Am from Imo state Nwangele precisely.pls dont say rubbish.

Juliaann:
I had a dream last night and in that dream GEJ won the election ,if GEJ no win this election make I bend


I just feel like screaming GEJ till 2019

babyfun:
Too much money...... Lord, please make me so rich that Ayiri's wealth would be like a drop of water in my own ocean of wealth IJN...

benpuzzy:
Oga i am sorry to disappoint you, Rochas has successfully settled all the workers in Imo State, Unless you are not referring to Rochas the governor of Imo State.

Etinosajay:
You sure say your cousin really dey school? Abi him dey collect money from home go put for shop for wetheral?

Sunshinelady:
. Imo 91%? U people must be drunk

babsonR9:
Analysis and expectations of the outcome of 2015 Presidential elections:
1. Lagos: APC 98%
2. Kano: APC 100%
3. River: APC 78%
4. Osun: APC 82%
5. Ogun: APC 81%
6. Oyo: APC 84%
7. Borno: APC 100%
8. Yobe: APC 94%
9. Adamawa: APC 73%
10. Taraba: APC 67%
11. Nassarawa: APC 88%
12. Kaduna: APC 87%
13. Niger: APC 67%
14. Katsina: APC 91%
15. Zamfara: APC 100%
16. Sokoto: APC 98%
17. Benue: APC 56%
18. Plateau: APC 42%
19. Enugu: APC 34%
20. Gombe: APC 51%
21. Bauchi: APC 87%
22. Jigawa: APC 74%
23. Kebbi: APC 96%
24. Kogi: APC 86%
25. Ebonyi: APC 21%
26. Anambra: APC 47%
27. IMO: APC 91%
28. Cross River: APC 11%
29. Ondo: APC 76%
30. Ekiti: APC 62%
31.Bayelsa: APC 3%
32. Edo: APC 61%
33. Delta: APC 9%
34. A/Ibom: APC 6%
35: Kwara: APC 93%
36. Abia: APC 2%.

adultiph:
Don't say what you don't know.I am from Imo state.I have been in Anambra since more than 10yrs.Those guys are far more ahead of other states in south east.outside enugu state which chime resuscitated recently other states are supposed to merge together and thrown into Cameroun.Are you talking of Imo state with no rural roads or Imo state that is one of the oldest states in Nigeria with highest number of graduates in Nigeria but cannot boast of a single company.Is it Abia state that is interested in killing the industries in their state.Ebonyi state will soon over take this two useless states because they have at least embrace agriculture.When you do your check you will find out that Imo and Abia are one state before now.So they don't know what leadership is all about.The irony of the whole thing is that these two states are among the oil producing states.So when Anambra people talk just listen to them.They understand what is good governance.mind you am from onuimo in imo state.i cannot even travel home because of bad road and rochas have the impetus of criticizing some one about road.Imo and Abia need deliverance.Listen to Anambra people.they are your senior brother interms of governance & industrialization & general development and they want you to be liberated.

incredibleone:
Man u complaining abt falcao nd rooney? We ar nt saying a thing abt costa