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zlatan10:
Introverts!!!!
I heard you guys don't like celebrating your birthday....don't know if it's true

Quite true!
Bumped into d thread last week, been reading from page 1. U guyz just became another family..

Guys which is d most stable rom for m2 right now?

iyke1989:
yes na...with faith(I no mean yorme gf o) everything is possible! ...if that one no work.make we set go protest

Faith wont work here bro, its kinda easy to predict their timetable
That is when they are not misbehaving

Egbon mi abeg help a brother

Titanium38:
Chuksp09 dem ban you again? Ozo kwa?

My dear i wasn't banned, if i was i did not notice.
Good morning!
*Modified*
page 550 hehehe hope dis means good things to come.
I know its coming late but i dedicate this new page to our birthday gal. HBD in arrears!

Nna ehn, no EBSUITE is dis land fa, someone to banter with would be nice o! Dis gentle men and ladies are speaking foreign languages. Thanks for d mention chumkyx i was beginning to think i was a guest. Lolz.

guydangerous:
finally got the horse,from horse riding to rat hunting and now am in ancient crypt fighting with spirit warriors

Is this aralon or aralon2

Happy sunday guys
Cc
Everyone online right now

Dreamcome2ru:
Ohhh,think sis,thinnkkkkkk,his father owe a private plane,a seaside resort in Dublin,various mansions and overall you know there is tomato scarcity in the market,yeahhh,he's got a truckload of tomatoes as well,erm erm,his dad owe various filling stations that sell for #40 per litre,hurry now and begot him a son,you're in for money.

bro ur imagination de vex o!

Hello guys Colonel Ebonyi state university banking&finance 2015 Uyo or taraba

mrspeaker:
What more can i say,Kaybam have said it all just have a plan B & C if at all. wish you the best bro..

Thanks bro

DaVinChiSam:
You no go school?

??

thefakestan:
Quite alright, I assumed you live in Lagos and probably have to do the Island Mainland stretch,


But if not I think you are good for a 5am -10pm life.

That, I can manage just fine.

thefakestan:
Well wake up @4, sleep at 1 am



You are now a banker




ThefakeStan

I don't think all banks would be so bad

Front page, Hehehe No be small thing!

zord33k:
Anybody here willing to sale his/her giionee m2 phone should call me on 08141801048...

17k and nothing less, if u can deal quote me and i'll call u.

Hmm, the reality really is different.

kaybams1:
I understand your enthusiasm. Been there. However, Banking isn't the way it was before. Not all departments in a bank are created equal in terms of the challenges involved. If eventually you enter the system you will either be a contract staff or a full staff. The contract staffs ordeal have already been stressed sufficiently on the internet so am not going to superfluously add to it. Most contract staffs are mainly either tellers or marketers. As a full staff however, you can be in head office departments like Risk management, Audit, Corporate Planning, I.T Domestic and International Operations, Human Resources etc IF YOU ARE LUCKY OR CONNECTED. However the regular case is to be deployed to branch functions to either serve as an operation staff or marketer.

The least desirable department is Marketing and is ironically the one with the most vacancy, regardless of your qualifications. Most banks are looking for 'super marketers' more than any other banking role. But as a young man with promising career prospects and ambitions, such job functions can stunt your dreams (except you naturally love the role and believe its in sync with your dreams). If you are dabbling into it mainly cos of desperation, i can relate. But outside that, wishing to work in a bank is a delicate ambition that requires you being more specific about which aspect of it will be beneficial to your career path. The sad reality however is its almost impossible for you to choose which department you will be thrown to as an entry level staff. So even if you get the most sophisticated knowledge in any professional course, few banks really care. What most needs now is machines that can mobilize deposits endlessly for them.

Not all that glitters are gold. When you take the survey most bankers are just taking every day as it comes. The love for the job isn't there, especially for those in these dreaded departments. My advise for you is not to pour all your eggs in a basket. Don't make your dreams your master and learn to be more flexible in your approach to life. Regardless of the route we all take, the most important dream should be to end up being successful in life. Don't let an overrated dream be an obstacle to that.

Thanks bro
u've given me a lot to think about

WoodcrestMayor:
Well...it carries weight when your seniors of 8-22 yrs keep reminding you to find your square root.

No amount of explanation will help anyone.You av to get in and see for yourself.

I won't say you shouldn't take it if it comes up...I am def better than I was b4 I joined the system.Interpersonal skill alone is 99%...I'm a marketer.Take the job if you get it but start plotting your exit as soon as you get in...only problem is you won't really have the time to plot it properly-reason y alota pple are trapped in the system today.

While you are looking for the job,invest the idle time you use in whining in language classes and solid certifications.They will come in handy to move up the ladder within the organization or outside completely.If I had done one year of French b4 I got the job,I for dey ball now.I want to learn badly now but I don't have the time.

I can go on and on but will stop here...

#NuffSaid

Thanks bro

kaybams1:
Be careful what you wish for.........

Is there any Computing program or Ict course I should undertake? Pls share

WoodcrestMayor:
I concur...


Consider yourself a banker when you work in the corporate bank unit,treasury department,Risk management and some other key units.Any other units and u are a bank worker.

You can handle the stress...I laff ...maybe if you get placement in the east...Don't try Lagos.

U make it sound like hell, but anything is better than staying idle

I just graduated from a university in the east and preparing for my service year. i've got a plan for myself but it involves capital; working in a bank seems like a good way to get it. i think i can handle the stress but i have got no idea how the system works, so it would be a good help if Nairalanders could give me pointers on how to be at least relevant and indispensable in a banking environment. I studied finance by the way. I would appreciate ur help positive and otherwise.

NOTE: This could help a lot of young graduates, so Mods if u please, help push it up top

Hey guyz, suffice it to say i am as disappointed as you all are and from your comments quite discouraged, but this is our country, our economy, our financial system we have to manage it till it gets better.
Anyways, i just graduated from a university in the east and preparing for my service year. i've got a plan for myself but it involves the said capital; working in a bank seems like a good way to get it. i think i can handle the stress but i have got no idea how the system works, so it would be a good help if u guyz could give me pointers on how to be at least relevant in a banking environment. I studied finance by the way. I would appreciate ur help positive and otherwise..

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proffnico:
U using rooted m5?

nah, still using my m2..

proffnico:
www.revdl.com

Pls how did you unlock ur fifa 14 mine is refusing to unlock

pls add me to the group