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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 5:42pm On Dec 25, 2016
where is aBbiie25 sefhuh I hope stream2 has not carried her to the oceanundecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 5:37pm On Dec 25, 2016
kapable75:
I already decided not to beef you today. go home, u're free.
**he walks away with his hands up saying "thank you jesus am free"**
reverse in disguise cheesy

kontinu
NYSCRe: Is It True That No December Allawee For Batch B16 Stream 1 ????? by chumaster(m): 5:34pm On Dec 25, 2016
mightyleks:
correct info... But I wish they cud just pay this december like around 28-31
I guess you have finished your allowee and tfare back to PPA is now another problemcheesytongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:57pm On Dec 25, 2016
JohnQueen:
Is good o! But let another person talk it... not you. Lol
no be my fault natongue
na Kapable75 forced me to do sowink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:56pm On Dec 25, 2016
kapable75:
Any thing wey you wan call am o.
merry christmas
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:55pm On Dec 25, 2016
Haychay:
Virgin kor, arik airik airways in, YOU virgin, lemme nor say anything cool cheesy
I hail your honesty
cheesy Thankiocheesycheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:53pm On Dec 25, 2016
grin
purplish:
Lol! It is an innocent compliment oh cool
life is too short o, one has to enjoy it to the fullest; go for what you want cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:51pm On Dec 25, 2016
ibroh22:
in this 21st century,,Na big sin
shocked father forgive me, for I have sinned gringrin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:42pm On Dec 24, 2016
JohnQueen:
Virgin kwa! Kwontinu ehn! DSS go soon find you to clarify your statement.
Clarify wetinhuh Being a virgin isn't a new thing.

Abi na bad thinghuh undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:05pm On Dec 24, 2016
sonymax16:
Like how many was in ur platoon?
about 270+

about 2700 corpers were posted to Taraba
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:23pm On Dec 24, 2016
sonymax16:
Guys, how many corpers make up a platoon?
it depends on the number of pcms posted to the state for that stream. The number is shared among 10 platoons
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:21pm On Dec 24, 2016
purplish:
Emmyk is fine oh grin
so what are you waiting for? cheesytongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:19pm On Dec 24, 2016
kapable75:
True confession mixed with lies and deciet and offered to the gods of firewood to be burned totally in the absence of oxygen and never to be seen againcheesy
this one na speaking in tongue teeth o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2016
segunk1:
Don't say that again bro, am very rich Inshort order anything for my neck I go pay and Don't mention to thank me grin
suicide dey em side, you come dey call am,

I go order things so tey those things go become scarcecheesy
NYSCRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap Female Corper In Kwali, FCT. Demand N15m Ransom by chumaster(m): 3:12pm On Dec 24, 2016
JuneOctober:
When they killed people in Enugu side some months back and took out their hearts, cut off their arms and some their legs, I felt really bad.
Why would someone wake up one morning and feel like harming his fellow human. That's bad.
And you're right. It's irritating to the mind.

To the Fulani herdsmen, Nemesis will soon catch up with una. undecided
their Oga at the top is keeping mute about it though.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 3:10pm On Dec 24, 2016
segunk1:
Inshort with 3kegs of palm wine and a keg of palm oil too.
where you see money buy keg of palm oilhuh Poor man like youtongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 3:08pm On Dec 24, 2016
kapable75:
You need to redeploy since you no dey keep your third leg for one placetongue
story.
You think that people only contact Hiv via sex, what about barbing/hair dressing salons even if you have your own clipper the barbers hands nko?, what about hospitals(esp those substandard hospitals I saw there that do not adhere to safety precautions)?

As for third leg of a thing, guy forget o me na virgin and I am proud of itsmiley.
I hardly talk to ladies physicallycheesy

Abi you expect me to mingle with those primitive village girlshuh Mbanu!



Me know say na whining you dey sha
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:22pm On Dec 24, 2016
kapable75:
Heaven weeps for you!
and for you toocheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:21pm On Dec 24, 2016
kapable75:
So you no no, i thank God say your own case dey average if not better.
but last last, I go still redeploy outa of Taraba. While researching abt the state, I noticed that HIV is most prevalent in Taraba than any other state in Nigeria followed by its neighbour Benue. The state no work abeg, na Guinea corn full there
NYSCRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap Female Corper In Kwali, FCT. Demand N15m Ransom by chumaster(m): 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2016
JuneOctober:
Well the abduction part isn't funny. I know that.
But imagining them thinking like a malu is what amuses me.
and peoples' lives are being made terrible bc of the malu mentality(according to you).

To me it irritates the mind, nothing is amusing there
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Attend South-east Economic, Security Summit— Presidency by chumaster(m): 1:11pm On Dec 24, 2016
Lasskeey:
.....It is the FACT grin grin grin
your presumption insteadcheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:09pm On Dec 24, 2016
segunk1:
Oracle-chumaster ooooooohhh tuoyor. The lioness king cheesygrin
undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:08pm On Dec 24, 2016
kapable75:
lion kinggrin
smh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2016
Whose wifehuh
kapable75:
Mua olingo okwia?
jalingo is sha fine and your wife timi(not temi) is perhaps fine. she was first posted to karim lamido perhaps because of her redeployment that did not pull through but she sha later got reposted to jalingo because i saw her during documentation.
it seems they actually punished people who applied for redeployment in camp, cos almost all the people I know that were posted to bad places all applied for redeploymt
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:03pm On Dec 24, 2016
segunk1:
Lmao! That's y I said lemme consult the Chu-Oracle before digesting that cheesy
I hope you did with a He-goat weighing 300poundshuh
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Attend South-east Economic, Security Summit— Presidency by chumaster(m): 1:01pm On Dec 24, 2016
Lasskeey:
.....The Truth is that if Buhari had gone for the summit and attempt was made on his life ............ BELIEVE ME YOU !!! ALL THE IGBOsIN THE NORTHERN PART OF NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FRIED ALIVE!!! grin grin grin
you think sohuh Smh for your reasoning. APC have programmed your brain to always do so
NYSCRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap Female Corper In Kwali, FCT. Demand N15m Ransom by chumaster(m): 12:49pm On Dec 24, 2016
JuneOctober:
cheesy And person talk say these people dey think like MALU
this is not funny
NYSCRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap Female Corper In Kwali, FCT. Demand N15m Ransom by chumaster(m): 12:48pm On Dec 24, 2016
The untouchables have done it again angry

Now I am dreading going back to my PPA january bc the lodge the community gave us is isolated but surrounded by herdsmen angry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:40pm On Dec 24, 2016
segunk1:
gringrin chumaster is that true?
you aren't gullible to believe that, are you?
I don't even know what 'babes' mean undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by chumaster(op): 10:51am On Dec 24, 2016
segunk1:
Yeah I understand bro, I can relate with everything may God see us through. Wish you a merry xmas and happy new year in advance + a wonderful service year ahead, bless you bro.
I wish you all that as well.

Thankio brosmiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by chumaster(op): 10:50am On Dec 24, 2016
Bashnigga:
Man we pray so too
That's our strenght for the matter now, we can't force NYSC/FG to do our bidding
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:45am On Dec 24, 2016
Too early for what kwanuhuh
kapable75:
its too early na, fear God for once.
have you seen God before sefhuh grin

How is Jalingo olingohuh
and Temi Bayelsa too? grin

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