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FamilyRe: I Need Advise by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:08am On Oct 12, 2025
Pupanchie:
This is why you need to keep reading and learning everyday, and the truth is that it's the new measure they use to hijack and monitor all your account, mind you, your account is being monitored and if any big money comes to it, don't be surprised if you don't see it in your account, you have give the first person the access to your account.
Story. Go and rest, abeg
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Is Frustrating My Life by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:59am On Oct 12, 2025
Obavoh:
The Rules and Regulations in this house is too much.

1. We must call the Landlord and Landlady Daddy&Mummy.

2. Wake up by 5.30AM for Compound Devotion.

3. Each room will take turn to sweep compound and wash toilet/bathroom. You must clean and sweep morning, afternoon and evening.

4. We must not fry palm oil inside kitchen because Daddy Landlord’s wife has asthma. Even if mummy Landlady is not in the compound, don’t fry palm oil !

5. We are not allowed to cook with gas, only kerosene or charcoal.

6. Daddy Landlord will use his special padlock to lock the gate by 9.00PM. God help you if you’re not inside the house by that time, you will knock and Landlord family will not open. No Tenant has spare key.

7. I am sharing the room with my wife and 7 children. I cannot be romantic to my wife in the room so my wife and I started bathing together early in the morning.
Daddy Landlord called compound meeting to harass my wife and I because of this.

8. No playing of worldly music in the compound. No loud sound at all. Your television set volume should be very low. My children cannot laugh or play in the compound.

My biggest regret is that I paid 1½ Year rent because I was desperate to rent a house for my family and no Landlord wanted to accommodate a family of 9. We still have 8 months until the rent expires.

I am currently working in another town but my wife is always complaining about Daddy&Mummy Landlord. My children are not happy in that house. If not for bandits, I would have moved them back to the village.
Obavoh, Obavoh!
He appears when you least expect him! grin grin
CrimeRe: Uk-based Nigerian Lekan Adesoji Convicted Of Murder In UK by ChybuzzDD(m): 2:14pm On Oct 11, 2025
Borrow2222:
https://gazettengr.com/uk-based-nigerian-lekan-adesoji-convicted-of-murder-in-uk/?tztc=1
He must have learnt agberoism in Lagos or inherited it from his parents(if he was born abroad)
PoliticsRe: Drama In House Of Reps As Lawmaker Claims Ibadan Is Bigger Than Four South-east by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:34pm On Oct 11, 2025
MaziObinnaokija:
No drama here.That's BITTER TRUTH.
Use your internet, fvuvul

Here are the respective land masses:
- *Ibadan*: 3,080 km² (as a city, not state)
- *Enugu State*: 7,161 km²
- *Ebonyi State*: 5,670 km²
- *Anambra State*: 4,844 km²
- *Abia State*: 6,320 km²
- *Imo State*: 5,530 km²
TravelRe: Countries That Recently Relaxed Visa Rules For Nigerians by ChybuzzDD(m): 8:43am On Oct 11, 2025
beerfraud:
you brothers will travel to a good country and still be committing crimes
GoAt, Hushpuppi, all the Obas imprisoned in the US and the rest of your people arrested overseas for fraud are all Igbos, right?
HealthRe: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by ChybuzzDD(m): 6:56am On Oct 11, 2025
kpankpangolo:
…but did he? Answer that first.
If at his age, you still believe your fellow man can remotely kii you, then you should be living in the forest as a stone age man.
No man has such powers no matter how much efforts he puts into claiming it

The man was engaging in a strenuous activity most and probably had a massive heart attack or arrhythmia that quickly ended in a fatal cardiac(heart) arrest.

If you witness such an event, don't go about thinking of juju as the cause. Start CPR immediately while calling for help.
This CPR should be continued all the way to the hospital and should never be stopped until trained practitioners take over.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Air Force Officer Threatens To Kill, Cut Christian Activist Into Pieces by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:41pm On Oct 10, 2025
jmoore:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/10/nigerian-air-force-officer-threatens-kill-cut-christian-activist-pieces-over-christian
People of hateful religion. Going by their religious teachings, they're all jihadists.
This is the reality the world has to embrace and then faction out a strategy on how to deal with this cancer cum religion
PoliticsRe: Genocide: CAN Urges Justice, Protection Of Christians by ChybuzzDD(m): 8:02am On Oct 09, 2025
Ramon92:
This is not about religion (they dont give a damn about that), it's about power, politics and advancing their own interests where they see fit.

The same American Christians supporting the killing of Muslims in Gaza here saying nonsense.

They see Nigeria is gradually recovering and will soon pose a threat to their political and economic hegemony in Africa, in a near future multipolar world where their powers are gradually fading and Nigeria, has its always been, it's in a position to become a regional powerhouse.

They nearly succeeded with ethnicity as a violent weapon in the 1960s and 70s but we showed our resilience and after it became a mental war when that didn't work like in other African countries.

On our path to recovery, they gave us SAP in the 80s as a poisonous gift which finally crippled us.
MKO Abiola saw this and he became a threat to their interests, religious sentiments were involved and the rest is history.

Now another dispensation is here that's putting Nigeria back on track and religion is now their weapon again.

This is how it'll play out - they're quite aware of Nigeria security challenges, which is indirectly funded by them to target our Agriculture especially our food supply.

What do you notice the regions and areas with security challenges have in common? Farmlands and resource rich areas. That's one of the reasons we have food inflation over the years and have to depend on imports.

Same template in other major economic sectors.

They'll pass a legislation that'll limit Nigeria's access to get arms and tech needed to tackle the challenges under the guise of religious war, rights and whatever grammar they usually package it with, while at the same pass weapons and tech to the insurgents and term it religious war.

This will give them an excuse to intervene to 'protect religious rights' and its chaos all over again. They'll have cheap access to our resources and control our food supply chain leading to economic crisis since our government won't have leverage again.

Same template, same cycle..

It's time we Nigerians realize this and refuse to let any ignorant US Senator dictate how our collective future will be.
God should deal with people like you who come here to spew lies and defend evil, all in the name of politics.

You discriminate and kill others in Nigeria on religious grounds and then come here to trybto distort the realities on ground.
Rubbish!
AgricultureRe: I Killed My First Snake Ever, Today In Our Garden #photos by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:19pm On Oct 08, 2025
Goldrosewine:
So my friend came around and I just wanted to show her around the yard and our very small veggie garden. Saw this thing on the ground, near perfect camouflage but the slittering movements gave it away.

You need to see the way my friend jumped and screamed.🤦 But all these Nairaland snake killers have been giving me morals lately😋 removed one of the boots (my dad always emphasized on wearing rubber boots when going into our garden) and smashed it with it.

Dada came running out but I had already finished the job. My kid sister tryna downplay my achievement said it's too tiny🤣 But Dada just kept on blushing and said I did a good job cux no snake is too tiny.
We burned the demon🔥🔥🫢

Last picture is me, pretty face but I am now a certified snake killer🤣 I dedicate this achievement to falseprophet1
A two-legged snake killed her legless fellow! That's wonderful grin
PoliticsRe: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by ChybuzzDD(m): 3:43pm On Oct 08, 2025
Image123:
One, estimate, two, budget. That's why you can hear next year that an extra amount of money is approved for a project. Obviously, you don't have experience of handling anything big. Try listening to experience. Not just commentaries.
Sounding as stv piid as the man!
Every intelligent person can give an estimate of the average cost in that situation.
The words ''estimate'' and ''average'' weren't just created for nothing.
There are for situations where the actual/specific figures are not yet available.
PoliticsRe: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by ChybuzzDD(m): 11:44am On Oct 08, 2025
Image123:
The cost per kilometer of a 750km project cannot be determined. It can only be estimated or averaged. And conditions may change. This is not building a kiosk or chicken hatch. The terrain and soils are different. Some will need more work or fillings, some different contractors, some will be bridge. Cost of materials and labour from place to place, weather, some diversions, some unexpected challenges, all differ.
We should focus on intelligence, professionalism and patriotism instead of theatrics and media trials.
Can you listen to yourself? And we're talking about a contract that has already been awarded!

So, how did they determine the cost they used in awarding the contract then?

By guessing huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Tunisian Man Sentenced To Death For Criticising President On Facebook by ChybuzzDD(m): 10:33am On Oct 06, 2025
helinues:
We are truly practicing democracy in Nigeria. The opposition should be glad about that
No normal person would be comparing a democratic country with an Islamic country
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Kwara Bleeds by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:08am On Oct 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
No one stops you from leading protests

Not waiting for an 80yr old to lead you in protest Lazy youth
So, going by this your un reasonable logic, Adeboye was a youth when he led a protest against GEJ??
FamilyRe: If Your Father Died And Your Cousins Did This, What Does It Mean? by ChybuzzDD(m): 8:20am On Oct 05, 2025
csamii:
Story! In this modern age of phone and other tech.

Yeah, cool story!
These GenZ kids, we are talking about elderly people who are in their sick beds and who don't have any business with smartphones and social media.
HealthRe: NAFDAC Bans lumefantrine, 100 Other Pharmaceutical Products by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:34am On Oct 05, 2025
boxypane:
Check yourself again. Because I want to imagine that those who suffer health predicaments from fake drugs don't end up going to the restaurant but hospitals that are ill-equipped.
So, by your own twisted logic, if fake pharm companies/irresponsible Nigerians produce fake drugs, hospitals should solely bear the responsibility?
PoliticsRe: 2 Jay FM Journalists Arrested In Jos For Posting A Video On Social Media by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:02am On Oct 05, 2025
muyico:
Yeah, they supposed to get them arrested, that video clips, can cause religion tension
When you jihdists express your hates, intolerance and discrimination openly, it doesn't cause religious tension, abi??

The killin of Deborah on religious sentimnts wasn't capable of causing religious tension, right?
HealthRe: NAFDAC Bans lumefantrine, 100 Other Pharmaceutical Products by ChybuzzDD(m): 3:40pm On Oct 04, 2025
boxypane:
NAFDAC needs to do more. Hospitals are really failing Nigerians now
Do hospitals produce drugs? Some of you still share in the blame because most knows nothing about health and how hospitals function
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Bombs Hamas Terror Cell In Khan Yunis (Child Spotted Among Them) by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:45am On Oct 04, 2025
HacheNoire:
The fake Jews will bomb anything and name it anything.

Let’s even imagine it’s a terror cell, shouldn’t they have disarmed Hamas yo see if kidnap victims are there.

These fake Jews always think we all don’t have brains to reason.

They probably must have bombed another shelter and call it a terror cell.

Caucasians claiming to be from the Middle East. As a matter of fact. They are not even creations of God
Na them! Alla hu akubomb boyz.
PoliticsRe: North-Central APC Forum Urges Tinubu, NASS To Reject Calls For State Police by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:40pm On Oct 03, 2025
madridguy:
The governors who cannot pay minimum wage will pay state police? Our governors are not ready to use their security vote for anything security of their states.
Just say you don't want something that will affect and impede your jihad across Nigerian states
PoliticsRe: North-Central APC Forum Urges Tinubu, NASS To Reject Calls For State Police by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:38pm On Oct 03, 2025
ogugwa1992:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/10/03/it-will-lead-to-anarchy-north-central-apc-forum-rejects-state-police/
The usual suspects! It must be them because they always have ulterior motives
EducationRe: Federal Universities Have Turned To Private Universities by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:23pm On Oct 03, 2025
Hermaphrodite2:
I came across the school fees for freshly admitted students in UNILORIN. Is this not getting out of hand? I can remember vividly, this sum isn't upto what students pay for their whole study in the university. In addition, Acceptance fees of 40k has to be paid
The highest fee i paid in medical school was in my final year in 2009 and that was 28,500. First year fee in 2002 was 1,900.

T limbu has completely ruined the country!
PoliticsRe: US Senators Seek Re-designation Of Nigeria As “country Of Particular Concern” by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2025
helinues:
He is seriously sick. Over 12,000 people have been killed in USA this year due to gun violence. Have they solved that?
Are the said killings linked to religious hate, intolerance and jihad??
Enough of these unreasonable defenses!
PoliticsRe: Woman Calls Out Governor Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq Over Bandit Killings In Kwara by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:03pm On Oct 02, 2025
Yorubastardz:
If Israel military enter Nigeria
Banditry will end in 24 hours

Israeli hackers alone will expose phone calls of bandits and their sponsors. .

Only ISRAEL CAN SAVE NIGERIA
The usual suspects will soon come after you. That's if they haven't done that already grin
FamilyRe: Can a landlord increase rent every year in Lagos? by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:10am On Oct 02, 2025
peretei2024:
Good evening my people,

Please I need your advice on this matter oooh.

I live in Lago state, my landlord increased our rent last year and my rent is 2 months to be expired, he just sent in message to all the tenant that the rent has increased again from #400,000 to #700,000.

Please what can we do as everyone in the house is upset with this madness.

Is there any legal action one can take against this heartless landlord?
Yes, he can. The contract you signed with him covers only the current year, not the coming year.
But there's a percentage he cannot exceed while increasing the rent.
FamilyRe: Please Help My Friend's Father”: A Setup That Almost Trapped My Brother by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:06am On Oct 02, 2025
duduade:
The two posters before me especially the second person 😂😂😂😂😂
You need brain touch
Na the same person dey run the stories grin
FamilyRe: Please Help My Friend's Father”: A Setup That Almost Trapped My Brother by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:05am On Oct 02, 2025
Hamachi:
Growing up, my father was known for his generosity. He believed in community, in helping those around him, and in offering a hand when someone was in need. He lived by the principle that if one person in the building was struggling, we were all struggling.

One day, a young man who lived with his family in the same compound approached my father. Due to lack of space in his family’s apartment, he had nowhere to lay his head. Moved with compassion, my father agreed to let him stay temporarily in our home. After all, he wasn’t a total stranger—his people were just downstairs.

What we didn’t know was that this young man was hiding something. A weapon.

Unbeknownst to us, he had confided in someone about possessing a gun. That person—whether out of fear or a sense of duty—reported it to the police. The unimaginable happened: officers came and arrested my father.

Yes, my father—a man who had no idea what was going on, a man who simply opened his home in kindness.

The situation was dire. It didn’t matter that my uncle, my father's own brother, was a high-ranking police officer. He wasn’t allowed to intervene. The case was serious and moved swiftly to court. Fear gripped our family. The shame, the uncertainty, the injustice—it was all too much.

But it was God who showed Himself faithful.

Our family lawyer stood firm and defended my father with everything he had. Through the grace of God and against all odds, the court eventually threw the case out. My father was declared innocent.

The young man? He vanished the moment my father was arrested. He never came back. No explanation, no remorse, no accountability.

That experience scarred us. Especially me.

Since that day, I made a personal decision: No strangers under my roof. I still believe in kindness, yes, but kindness must walk hand in hand with wisdom. My father's experience taught me that not everyone deserves access to your private space, no matter how harmless they seem.

The Lesson

Be kind, but be discerning.
Help others, but protect your peace.
And never feel guilty for setting boundaries, even when others try to guilt you into dropping them.

Wisdom doesn’t mean a lack of compassion—it means knowing when to say yes, and when to say no.
Good one, but Angel Slay and Ham achi are the same person
Create an imaginary story, respond with another mo niker to drive traffic grin
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Apologize To Your Wife When She Cheats On You? by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:10pm On Sep 29, 2025
isyourboy:
We have been together for 3yrs (2 in marriage). We’ve been having some patch ones lately due to finances. Which I told her I’ll sort it and get her the money she want to use. I’d have borrowed but no one did.

Lately, our landlord son is around. He just came back from the Netherlands as he’s been living there for years. My wife started moving very close to him (between we live in a large compound and my landlord has a whole section of the storey building to himself while the tenant share the other two storeys). She got his number and they started chatting on WhatsApp. Will see her giggles and she told me the guy is helping her find free school in Europe.

I had no idea they were sleeping with each other until the beginning of this month. When I knew and asked her about it, she got angry. But i saw a text where she was begging the guy and saying sorry he couldn’t penetrate well. That was the second time they were having sex from the chat. Now she’s angry and went back to her parent house saying I connived with the landlord son to ask her out and accuse her of infidelity.

Mind you it’s been months we last had sex. Which was mainly due to my financial condition.

Is it okay to call her parent and ask them to beg her, at least she can come back home

Google photos used for illustration
Oboy, human beings dey oo!
I can't believe you're asking these questions

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