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yarimo:
Always speaking like a fool

As if the drugbag won genuinely in the last election!

Sccarrr:
Still finding the problem here, don't we all enhance our pictures with different effects ?😕

''All'' as in you and who

Mrchippychappy:
Go and get IED detection device from Israel. Humble yourselves Nigeria and do away with this sympathy you have for terrorism. Go and ask Israel for help before it is too late

Right thing to do by any serious country since Israel is at the forefront of the fight against terrorism!

But that will not happen because mvslims, who naturally and ideologically hate Israel, are in charge of the country as president and VP

One of the disadvantages of that ev!l m-m ticket!

muyico:
I gat the man blame,
Body no be firewood!
Why u go married put for Nigeria,
And U stay abroad,
In this 21century!
And you expect her to be faithful??
Even d1 we dey f*ck everyday self, do cheat, talkless of once in a while

This is childish reasoning. Would you have sacrificed your job abroad to wait in Nigeria till the woman's papers are ready??
Don't lose any job or money making opportunity just to stay together with a woman. They'll surprise you eventually and you'll regret the opportunity you sacrificed

It could have been worse if he had made the mistake of taking her abroad

g0ldenval:
i love when men are desperate
playing them gives me so much joy

What's desperate about a guy who trusted someone he thought was a normal and reasonable woman??

splendournoni:
And some illiterate people like Gumi and the other Muslims that like jihad will support this evil doers of men...

What a shame

It's not their personal fault; izlam is a reli!j!on of j!had and terror

One can't step into it and still be completely normal and innocent

Putindbutt:
But we thought your deranged god in the White House has dealt with Islamic bandits, what now happened?. You clowns 🤡🤡

Are you that shamelss??

What stops your deranged, dem!-g0d in Aso Rock from dealing with them?
Is it not his core responsibility??

Switruth:
This is very funny. These guys no dey reason anybody. They kidnap anything. Where inspector wan see money for ransom. Anyway kidnappers have been kidnapped. What a family affair.

The inspectors too don't ask poor and helpless Nigerians where they will get money from when extorting them

Racoon:
https://independent.ng/buharis-hagiographers-and-us-in-unending-fight/

Anyone who Buhari was able to deceive was uszless and dvmb naturally

Hassanmaye:
I can't talk more, you are not more christian than burna boy

What does Burna boy know about religion and life in general?

How many books, including history books, has he been able to read all his life?

We4all:
What is strange about giving someone 4 chicken feet and 2 heads? Are you okay?

Something is definitely wrong with you if you can't see the wickedness that woman exhibited there!

yuzjet:
I still can't fathom why killing people is not scary to this people?

Their rel!j!on permits killings especially of kafirs/infidels via jihad, and to die as martyrs
They're told that doing so will attract heavenly rewards

Hassanmaye:
Research about Islam with pure heart, research about why celebrities convert to Islam despite American propaganda and sponsoring Boko Haram, God created us for a purpose, you will see meaning

Stop encouraging normal humans to go into that your rel!j!on of terror and j!had, where lives become even more meaningless and empty

How do folks maliciously accuse others of sponsoring your terrorism when the kuran that has so many ev!l verses is there

Why don't you guys accept responsibility for your cr!mes and reform that ev!l b00k that is essentially a manual of terror!sm??

chopnaira:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/01/prepare-eventual-exit-nigeria-ohanaeze-youth-council-tells-south-east-new-year-message

Very well written!

Nigeria is a failed stated marred by unbridled corruption, looting/embezzlement of public funds, injustice, discrimination, violence, tribalism, ethnoreligious hate/intolerance, jihad and terrorism

The country is irredeemable and has no future.

The best for it and the millions of the heterogeneous people it houses is outright balkanization, like was done in Yugoslavia, Soviet Union, Sudan, etc.
Anything other than this will end in catastrophe!

JohnAOne:
ABEG THEY SHOULD GO AND NEVER RETURN!

Nobody is holding them 🤷🏽‍♂️

Let's hope your uzlss govt and security agents are in the same boat with you.

Kalulu44:
Lolz, you don hear of 1,2,3 different accounts. I showed her the one I feel like to show her

And you think it was necessary??
Only inferiority complex made you think so

TheFreshVanilla:
What a foolish bus driver. Imagine pulling up your bank balance for a runs girl just to prove a point. Hopefully she finds a way to drain the last pennies.

The guy is very childish, aswear

Kalulu44:
There’s this girl I met on the 10th of September 2024. Which was on my birthday.
We got talking and a friendship developed.
From that September till December, we hanged out a lot and she came to my place exactly 5 times.
Let’s I forget, two weeks after the friendship started. I put her on 2k daily allowance and every two days #500 for recharge card. Not forgetting other things I bought for her sometimes.
Before most of una and especially the ones wey call themselves redpiller, begin yab me. 2k to me no be anything cus as a bus driver I make over 10k and above daily.
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So, in the 5 times she has come to my place. She hasn’t allowed me make love to her apart from touching here and there. I tried all the convincing I can but to no avail.
Me no fit force or rape woman, so I always let her be.
Then she promised on the 31st night of December 2024, that we’ll get down, but she wants us to book a nice hotel for it.
I said no problem, on the D day, after putting every plans in motion. I called her by 6pm and asked how far. She told me she’s getting ready. I said no problem.
By 7pm, I called her again and she said she’s on top bike. I noticed it too cus there was vehicular noises here and there.
30 min later I called again and she said she’s about 10 min away from me. That was the last time I heard from her. I called and called, her line was not reachable until it finally went dead. I stayed in that hotel till daybreak heart broken. Bcus I have bought and prepared so many things that will make the night fun.
The next day, I packed the few things I can and left for my house. Tried her number severally again but switched off.
Then in the evening of 1st January last year which was the next day. A known number called me, and asked if I have seen her cus she hasn’t been home since last night and that she told her she was coming to me.
I told the person I last spoke to her 7:30pm last night, that ever since then her phone is switched off.
She said they too haven’t seen her or heard from her too. It became something of anger to panic mode to me.
I became worried about her.
There’s nothing that didn’t run thru out mind that day.
Has she been kidnapped, did she had an accident and so many other thoughts.
That same babe her friend that called me earlier kept calling me to know how far. Same answer from me.
The next two days I couldn’t go to work, panic has set in for me. What if that her friend bring police to my place, cus she said she told her it was me she was coming to meet. Luckily she called me after 3 days.
My people, as I am typing this. She hasn’t tell me what transpired that day, even after she left my place this morning after not seeing each other thru out last year.
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So after the incident, I didn’t talk to her for a while. Three months later, we started chatting. But she hates me bringing the topic of what went wrong that night of 31st. So I totally stopped bothering her about it. Thru out last year I have been trying to invite her to my place, but it has been one excuses to another till last year ended and we didn’t see eye to eye.
So on the 31st night again which was 2 days ago, I teased her again, that shey she know it’s a year we haven’t seen each other. She promised to come see me on the 2nd which is today. And what do I have for her cus she didn’t eat my 1 naira thru out last year. I told her they’re many goodies and that I even have 10k to give her, but on one condition that she should not come to my place and start playing holier than thou attitude for me. I told her we must get down or she should forget about coming.
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Like play like play she came truly. After entertaining her, we got down to the main business why I invited her. Luckily for me, she didn’t prove stubborn like before. Not until she said if not for the money I promised her she wouldn’t have come. She said this in the middle of our marathon race. I said within me, me sef know say na im make you come but I go suffer you with that money.
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So after every every. She was about to go and asked for the money. I brought out 10k, counted it in her presence and after, did as if I wanted to give her, as she stretched her hand to collect it, I withdrew it back and asked her.
Are you a prostitute? She said no nah, and why did I ask?
I said cus it’s only prostitute that collect money for sex.
She felt embarrassed and asked what is my meaning.
I told her since she says she’s not a prostitute, I won’t give her the money but later when she gets home. That if I give her now, then she should take herself to be a prostitute in my sight. I opened my account balance to show her money more than the cash I had with me.
I told her to drop her account number, that either this evening or tmrw morning I will transfer the money to her, and at that time it won’t be as if I am paying for sex.
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She looked at me for upto 2 min without saying anything and then finally said, if I am sure I will send it to her. I told her I cross my heart that I will do it. She grumbling gave me her account number and say what of transport fare. I said that’s not a problem, I squeeze 1k into her hand and escorted to take bike of #500.
It’s been over 3hrs she left, but she has reminded twice not to forget the 10k o.
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So guys, I am having double thoughts. Not that I can’t give her the 10k. But another part of me is saying I shouldn’t and use it as pay back for what she did to me a year ago. Still the soft and good heart of me is saying forget pay back, give her the money and let her know you’re bigger than that.
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P.S: lets I forget, that her friend that called me the last time about her missing. It seems they have quarrel, so she told me plainly that it was another guy she went to be with for that three days.
So all these are part of why I feel revenge in my mind.
So guys, what do you think I should do?
Give her the money or bullshit her? I have till 12pm tmrw to give her reply.

Childish s!mple-t0n

Angelfrost:
No wonder Trump is after most of them...!

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helinues:
Your last paragraph,That's a very good question.

Those who have been fuming about the new tax law, how many of them are earning above N800k

I hope you know it's per annum, not monthly??

Karlovych:
Islamabad remains the capital of Pakistan, spits.

Islam-a-bad! A word that's also a sentence!

madridguy:
President Tinubu should permit everyone to have a gun.

Is it not easier for any normal president to confront the fuulani jihadists/terrorists than to start the rigorous process of licensing guns for the masses?

His counterpart in Niger Republic is already doing mass mobilisation to go after the terrorists despite their own insecurity not being as severe an widespread as Nigeria's own.

Tiluumbu is just a cowardly, incapacitated and castrated fuulani stooge

Kimhomesales:
So I bought all four from him with the understanding that the size 32 is the problem but that was actually not the only problem, the main thing is that the laps are very small, it's actually a small sized trouser, getting home with them it wouldn't even go past the lap region so I called to inform him of the issue and suggest this same thing you said since he has the receipt, he started laughing at me and insisted it a me problem now and that I should be the one to go to Lagos to exchange it....it is just so sad meeting someone like this one the first of the year but then it is well

Nawaoo! You, too, bought them without testing any of them, despite all we've already said here?
That's not cool nah.

Sirchiboy:
You sabi me before

You have mentioned your age here before.

joefelin2345:
It's too early in the year for you to start your tribalism stalk. What did you achieve for all your bigots posting last year if I may ask?

So, if i'm a tribalist for reporting exactly what Tinubu said, will you also agree that Tinubu himself who made that statement is a bigot/tribalist??

Ishilove:
Electrocution doesn't work that way, oga. Once the body is electrified it scrambles the nervous system and the body loses all coordination. Some go into cardiac arrest immediately so there is no time or ability to switch off anything desperately.

Have you seen videos of people been tased? They drop to the ground and convulse uncontrollably. That's just minor, compared to full electrocution.

This fellow was not electrocuted. It is was something else. Something dark and diabolical.

We're talking about someone who had time to raise alarm on 3 separate occasions
The fact he could do that means the scenario you described wasn't fully applicable to him, and it's possible he had time to switch off the socket before eventually going into arrest.
If he had immediately gone incapacitated and into arrest, he couldn't have been able to shout thrice for help.

I understand you guys' obsession with supernatural/spiritual/juju things and that no explanation will suffice.

The best way to unravel the cause of death would have been to do autopsy. But, then, the strong belief and obsession with spiritual stuffs, coupled with the general ignorance amongst the population didn't allow that