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ritababe:
Male condom is better, more enjoyable than the female

ToyozzieTohBad:
na wa oo...

Harmilly:
I sell hard disk if u wanna knw better watsapp me on 08136537584 let's talk better

Lilimax:
Two new icons have emerged today. FS: for followers ; NT :for new topics. A welcome development. I hope it's not still under trial

seun no add smiley na icon he dey add....

nessaluv:
true talk.... X0 its only igbos dat beg?

lumzybo:
Which kain topic be this 1 na? Is the OP saying she dated Beyonce papa or what? Cos going thru the post, I dint c anything like that.

Kk make I dey observe #incase

Una sef don see wetin me'sef I see..... Was surfing the net dis morning.... Dint even know what took me 2 naijaPALs .. N I stumbled on this Misleading ish...... So I decided to C/P it here so ya'll can see the diff Between NL n NP ..... Those peeps there ehn.... Their HEADER's can lead one To hEll ...

bigiyaro:
Doing what?

lekinz:
I know you might have seen or come across these sets of people ...
They are the "Badest Guy Ever Liveth " In Ikeja

1. THE " YOU WAN BUY , YOU WAN SELL CREW " :

These sets of people are those that have all the products you want; name it , they have it all,
ranging from phones , charger , battery to ear piece .

You need food... ?? They also help with that, bread and akara , rice and beans.

Jack of all trades

2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW :

When I mention fufu , you might be thinking its your locally made fufu or chow...

But its different,you walk up to them that you need a phone.
You both agree on a price but at the end of the day,
You get an inbuilt fufu phone ...They pass apple self.

I tell you sey I dey hungry ??

3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW

These sets of people are the "Badoo" ...

They show you their phone , you test the phone and confirm the perfection of the phone.
After you might have paid , one badt guy will just walk up to you telling you and the seller that he has his own share in the phone money you just paid for ... "na em papa hand you buy am ... I wonder oooo".

Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt guy) will start arguing and he will later tell you that he's not selling again and by this,
refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the money... Paper don dey act like currency


4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW"

These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria. You see them with their black lips like Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo)
They will be the person telling you how good their cream is ..
Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing throat ... Why im no use am..lol

5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS ENLARGEMENT CREW"

I was having a walk that day when I heard this dude telling a pregnant woman to flatten her belly.

Wetin she wan flatten, the unborn child You be Midwife?

6. THE "OGA NPE EEEH (BOSS DEY CALL YOU) CREW" :

These are made of 3 weird looking dudes , they walk up to you, call your attention and tell you their boss is calling you
Their boss self go kon dey form ??... " Ain't u the person am calling ....Oya dey slap urself ..

At the end of the day.. YOU settle them just to let sleeping dogs lie ...

7. THE "REPAIR YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP CREW" :

These people do all phones and laptops , just like the "You wan buy you wan sell crew ". They ain't specialized in a field.

They repair, format, install O.S , buy , sell , upgrade , downgrade , fix laptops and phones .

They are the talented Unskillful niggas in Ikeja

8. THE" BROTHER I MISS ROAD CREW " :

Just like house of Ajebo joke , a man well dressed in suit, fitted tie , Italian shoe, will start telling you how he was going to a place , ran out of cash , he's a student of so so so.... school ... " Story for the gods " ... Na money im sha need ..
New technique of begging ... You go still see am the second day ... doing the same thing ..

" Na everyday u dey travel ??

You can also add yours.

Metasophia:
Good for him.

Vikky014:
she is using those kids as a source of income with her husband by begging.she refused to take those kids to women development centre awka hw i wish i can hv my way i will arrest her &take her to govt house

justi4jesu:
Pictures or .......

Harmvirus:
Hi ladies..Saw this online and decided to share..menstural cup? Eww..am even scared of using a tampon now a cup..will not even try it...what do you think?
http://m.wikihow.com/Use-a-Menstrual-Cup

LORDI:
how dare you call those children bastards?,..their mothers mistake isn't their fault...please spare those innocent children.please.

omololu2020:
d parent dat gave birth to u are so fool!sh and stup!d,cos dey failed to train u well b!tch.who told u pple in d west do beg wit dia twins...u are a really daft f00l

SAMBARRY:
Where's the hindiot that impregnated this woman to start with

bruno419:
This woman was spotted begging this morning with her new-born triplets at Awka market, Anambra state. She mentioned that her landlord sent them packing from their home and that her husband doesn't work. So sad!

source;http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/photos-aww-woman-with-triplet-spotted.html

dovelike:
Those small small boys will start buying it

chidiebere2020:
Where is ur location

Francon:
O di egwu!... na your way Gov Owelle Rochas Umar Biodun Okorocha! One point agenda

Francon:
O di egwu!... na your way Gov Owelle Rochas Umar Biodun Okorocha! One point agenda