₦airaland Forum

hungrynigerian:
Na wah, for this plantain oh, do ripe na since 2 weeks now, me i don wait tire even the beans in kitchen self than tired.
PLS ADVICE ME...

Lalasticlala pls move to fp

Uhm put it in a pot ,close it n wait for some days (like 5) The heat will make it ripe faster ....

dollyjoy:
All I see is a dark empty store and bags of pure water. Is that all she achieved with 250k

Dear the price of things has escalated in the past One year.. So don't be surprised... 250k is abit big but when it comes to buying the needed ... It won't get you much...

vedah:
Yes you're right. There's more to it that is overlooked.

yeah sure there is.

vedah:
Mehn I have no idea.

I thought as much ... N 2ndly such surgery 2me is more like a waste of time and money... 2me virginity is not just about the hymen...

QueenSuccubus:


Weird..there's one eye...in my country the logo is different..

Hmm Uhm.. Dear... And you're from?

vedah:
Really? You think you can't be a virgin again?
Ever heard of hymenorrhaphy? Lmao!

Uhm can such typa restoration Surgery be done here in nigeria?....

Vavana:
Even if someone gives me money, I still use it carefully.

Am not hear to earn online like.

Matured comments, please oooo.

Thanks.

dear.... Why dint you tell me this na... Haba... Come let's spendoe like kylez na ...

After all I'm broke here n I need to do some spending ...












Don't forget dear..... There's love in spending.

ladyF:
Hahahaha. Ayaff not join gang o

I hear u

liljboy:

Well 4ur info I'd lure lots of rats into the house to distract them

Muafrika2:
I wonder what lalasticlala would do

D usual , he'd bribe those snake with a front page agreement.

ladyF:
I'd go through the window... Hehehe

It's LadyF again.

Bae ya're crook o

Izonpikin:
trump would get tired of all these gra gra pretty soon...

Lol :v its as-if you don't know trump ... He'll fire every fire-able person without second thought... Just like he did on the apprentice ...

madridguy:
Democracy is gone. So what happened to Gay right?

its been moved to the left

tit:
Is there bush at charity bus stop?

Dear.... Me sef dey wonder where dem dey corner pesin put ....... Cos charity is an open place......

Tho its quite dark @ night unlike other parts of oshodi but still .. This tori dey make me ponder...

conductor1:
lalasticlala when you go marry sef?

well my client and I are still planning it, you know based on hiis stats everything has to be big so calm down once my client

conductor1:
lalasticlala

has finally concluded ,we'll start the publicity ish but uhm it'll be strictly by invitation ;(























Runs out of thread.

AntiWailer:
50,000 bail for attempted murder ?

our justice system is sick

Well 50k aint enough tho but still the financial capability should be weigh thoroughly 1st before setting bail conditions... N 2ndly... He ought to be in Prison for some months b4 being granted bail.....

NickleTheory:
[b]I don't know who these chipmunks are but signing a label deal for 2 years is one of the dumbest shìt I have heard of...

Shruup jor wat do u knw? What did olamide himself sign for when he was with coded tunes??.....

Its the best way of bringing the best out of the artiste over here.....

That contract is termed "Fast Hustle"

Have you ever sat down to think about what happened to the likes of .... Jaywon , brymo , Dencia n kayswtich? ... Long term contracts over here are termed "Slave" contracts.. Cos the label will demand more than what you both bargained for......
Dencia ran from such when choc-city brought such to her.... Brymo couldn't stand it cos 2him they dint give him enough backing..... Now it is affecting him badly,
Look @ jaywon ... He had to buyout his own contract to free himself from being held back by kennis music , kayswitch till now still haven't gotten over the set back he got when he was in mo-hits ... Yes he was amongst them n he got notting....
N hey don't forget that even bruno mars in the US got his own share of the artiste/label tussle.... Yes..go n read about it......

NickleTheory:
A good label deal is usually in the 4-6 year range, it establishes the musician and brings money to the Label,

Yeah a good label you say but in nigeria none will offer you such without you giving them full control over you......... Do u even think of the remittance clause of a contract?..... N hey dude contract differs.......

NickleTheory:
if you are under the Notion a 2 year label deal will make you, you are living on some hallucinatory stuff.

In your own opinion tho...... Cos you've failed to make research n calculate how things r being done .....
A 2yr contract is the best because tinz'll change after 2yrs n some clauses has to be re-amended......... For your good ... Ask wizkid he'll tell you ....

NickleTheory:
In the US, we have like 3 Label companies Sony, Universal and Warner and lots of sublabels signed under them. [/b]

Rubbish... U tlk of the US as-if its a lil country like our... Dude a state in the US is bigger than nigeria,ghana,togo n benin if joined together........

N do you know why they sign under those labels its because they can finance everything concerning the artistes Single sales, promotion bill, tours n Concerts ,even the tax ish ........ Those label aren't labels as you this ... They're more of a backbone... N they've got control over tins in the US..... Bigtime....

Julyveryown:
@mrshroud @ChynoBEATS bosses, I appreciate your explanation but how can I contact you guys because I want to learn more about beat production. It is my passion. Can I get your email or telephone number

+2348Zero947six7322 whatsapp only

vizkiz:
A Group of nairalanders met today at Ikeja shopping mall in Bheer hugz cafe to celebrate Christmas together.
In attendance was

Fynestboi (Mr nairaland 2016) www.nairaland.com/Fynestboi

adewumiopeyemi www.nairaland.com/adewumiopeyemi

3rdlegxxx www.nairaland.com/3rdlegxxx

Oyin (regular guest)

Rosieluv www.nairaland.com/Rosieluv

Princeakins www.nairaland.com/Princeakins

ItsQuinn www.nairaland.com/ItsQuinn

realestguy www.nairaland.com/realestguy

RoyalBlak007 www.nairaland.com/RoyalBlak007

vizkiz www.nairaland.com/vizkiz

pictures below

Oga make una park here , did seun give u guys flexing,chilling n hangout permit?


Ehen oya Mynd comman giv dis jongbe people some lil christmas ban for over chilling

sinaj:
lol do u know if I know how to cook

Babe na we we..... U knw me I knw u .. We knw ourselves... Just keep d rice ... Ama bia ...

sinaj:
diz one u want to come in d morning

Are u d one dat will kill the fowl for me

Lol no o... I want to be the 1st person to collect rice .... Okwi ma otu rice gi shina tuo .....

sinaj:
. ___

I'M coming 2mrrw o.... Biko mail'm address gi .. Nga bia la otutu ....

cyber5:
That's true though, my neighbour said something about this too.

Sounds to me you are not a fan of BlackBerry

Well I'm a big time fan of bb tho.....

sinaj:
I just walk to any cute boy, tap him gently nd whisper

Whisper kini 2him? ......

















Chai some boys can f'up ... Smh :/ ...

Raydos:
[b]When You Call A President's Wife "FIRST LADY".





Then, What Do You Call A Female-President Husband?






I'm Just Confused!

Consort of the president .............

cyber5:
But blackberry bleeped up big time

Nope they dint cos it's good 4 business..... They weren't dat competitive in the market anymore... their o.s lacks new features , their phones hv limited I.b memory n ram ... Their app world lacks free apps unlike android so what's the essence of sinking with the ship instead of selling it when u're still on dock ....... So its best for RIM to sell it off and Restart the whole process as nokia is planing to do too...............

Catalin:
Which phone should we be expecting from techno and infinix in 2017?

Lol ... Like seriously.... :-]

ayindejimmy:
He must be ready to have Nato too... And that may means the US

Hope he won't choke on it

Lol mxcheew nato kor naeto c ni...... Can nato stand a great alliance in war?.... Think o .. Do u think Russia will be lonely during war?..... Mxcheew.. U funny tho......

APCmyheart:
How many of them ready to release money, #1.2billion was found and freeze in Fayose account and court order the release of the account..

PEJ is also fighting for the release of her account..


Why won't dey fight when your bunch of senators aren't doing their jobs in the right manner or hv u 4gtn that if the two chamber pass a bill on this issue it'll take effect ..... ok ... How did abacha's family get their ban from politics n how did some of their properties get seized??......

[quote author=APCmyheart post=52061333]When GEJ was called for questioning the militants started bombing pipelines..

Noooo no no no no.... Start 4rm the regime of obj.... If you can hold dem u'll hold jona ... It's common sence..... U cant spare one n hold the previous.....

APCmyheart:
If PMB decide to use his power people will start ranting and wailing calling him dictator, Tyranny etc.

Dictator... Well u'd only be a dictator if u don't start 4rm your own people ......... N dasuki aint the only one who's hands aint clean.... Them plenty.....

See if bubu hol him peeps others go bow......


Its just lyk u being called upon cos ur child n his/her friends did sometin wrong

If u slap ur child's friend 1st u'd cos trouble but if u slap ur child 1st b4 slaping the friend no one will query u....

N 2ndly....... Can't we the Masses protest..........
Do u knw we can make the world put pressure on our own government via a protest??......

APCmyheart:
But we need development and need money for so many infrastructures and money is needed for all that...

so now u believe dat if dey borrow .. It'll be put to good u abi Hehehe I laugh in korean

BornStunner1:


THE END OF A CAREEER!!!

Funny you ...who career epp?.... How much amokachi get nw? Nor amunike abi na babayaro??..
We dey talk money u dey count career....

Ehm dede obi ... Nna go wia u see d money... the money is relevant.....

Ifyikillz:
hello Nlanders cop my second official single, i call this one "Infatuation" prod by the hit maker "Kashbeatz"....A whole new different sound, u sure gonna love it.
!! Everyone deserves to Dance !!, !! maximum satisfaction guarateed !!.

https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/160375

Download, listen, enjoy and share

Cc lalasticlala, Airforce1, Abumikey, ojoawo, ChynoBEATS

Not bad tho .... DanceHall style reminds me of sean paul chai!! D guy don old nw.....

Well here's the DdL....

https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/160375/by/u_APzAs1se

N uhm incase u'd be doing a Remix do make sure u feature someone who can flow lyk pype or buckwylla ...... Such typa lyrical flavour is needed .