₦airaland Forum

poljut:
Confused Mugabe should go and sleep

FlirtyKaren:
Yes.. just like that! Another craziness I just found on Nigeria Twitter. lol. According to Idomagirl, this actually happened to her friend. The hilarious true life story continues below.

Ladies, how would you react if you were this guy's gf?


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/nigerian-guy-proposes-to-girlfriend.html

Chiefpriest1:
Nobody, I repeat nobody can recruit any adult, a university graduate for that matter into prostitution without their consent.

Most times, it boils down to greed. Must they serve in government houses?

Iamsynord:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/five-confirmed-dead-after-eating-dog-meat-in-rivers/

delonz:
Do you remember this man? What do think he would have done differently, if he were still alive.

captainBIAFRA:

Cheap attempt at appeasing the people of the lower Niger.
This wont help, just start working on your campaign promises or better still declare state of emergency in all sectors and create a ministry for corruption. Lest i let go of my boot for some asss kicking soon

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

jamex93:
sleep don come

paramedic:
Can we just move on from this man's defection?
This brouhaha about his defection is becoming too boring!!! Argh

chelseabmw: PRETORIA - South African President Jacob Zuma announced Tuesday that 67 South Africans died in a building collapse in Nigeria's financial capital Lagos.

"I am greatly saddened to announce that 67 South Africans died and scores of others sustained injuries, after a building at the Synagogue Church of All Nations collapsed on Friday," Zuma said in statement to the nation.

Rescuers say the church's hostel, which housed Nigerian and foreign followers of a popular preacher and televangelist, T.B. Joshua, had been overburdened by the construction of additional floors.

At least five South African church tour groups were at the Synagogue at the time of the collapse, according to officials.

The number of South African dead exceeds the previously known toll for the disaster, a grim signal that the number of fatalities may rise further.

Zuma said South Africa was grieving after the tragedy nearly a continent away.

"Not in the recent history of our country have we had this large number of our people die in one incident outside the country.

"Our thoughts are with the families, friends and colleagues that have lost their loved ones in this heart-breaking tragedy.

"The whole nation shares the pain of the mothers, fathers, daughters and sons who have lost their loved ones. We are all in grief."

Zuma said he had ordered government departments to help family members get to Nigeria to identify the bodies of their loved ones, and repatriate the remains as soon as possible.


http://www.enca.com/67-south-africans-killed-nigeria-church-collapse

http://www.iol.co.za/news/africa/67-south-africans-dead-in-nigeria-collapse-1.1751888

htt://m.news24.com/news24/SouthAfrica/News/67-South-African-killed-in-Nigeria-church-collapse-20140916

http://m.mg.co.za/index.php?view=article&urlid=2014-09-16-zuma-67-south-africans-dead-in-nigeria-church-collapse#.VBkfNmrRZxs

mcino: Are you not more retardd than the person I quoted? Why do you foools think you can use your own tools while your employers can't use theirs? In the face of Ebola outbreak you could not call off the strike, but you blame the President for sacking them, citing the same Ebola outbreak as a reason. Hipocrytes! And come to think that he was abusing the President with unprintable names for exercising his own rights, yet you foools could only see my reply.

thegoodjoehunt3: You can not compare CR7's form at Real to his Man Utd form.

CR7 has been a freak in recent years, going toe to toe, goal to goal with one of the greatest players the World ever saw. Messi.

mcino: You ate fulishly fullish. The only President to sack striking doctors, who refused up call off strike at a time of medical emergency. Doctors should burn to ashes. You are the I'm.becile here and more retardd than retard itself