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Lezzlie:
Your mother's pussy is so wide and slackened it lets out droplets of urine whenever she coughs or laughs involuntarily

The bîtxh is the cheapest commodity in Konga and jiji online stores.

None of the little brats she ejected from her rotten pussy has identifiable fathers.

You're as ugly as a bag of white garri with a hole at the centre.

The only way you can fight me is to go kamikaze like jap soldiers after the Marines touch down.

Your mother's vagina is a conveyor of drug resistant STDs. The bîtxh is habitually unwashed with pubic hairs looking like a wild kudzu weed

very childish rants. How can a human being be a commodity at konga? You don't think before you type? It shoul be believable at least. Prostitute.

Lezzlie:
He that made your dry pussy wet last night. You slept for once without sedatives.

you are sick

SalomonKane:
One would be curious to ask how you came about this fact?

you won't know because the dick is with you.

Lezzlie:
Cinderella5 pussy has an odour that can put the most effective mosquito repellants out of the market!

Any fly that swirls around her ass area crash-lands , going unconscious instantly.

The stench from her pussy can be effectively use for birth control. All what wives needed to do is spray it on the bedroom and have their husband's dicks petrified.

She stinks so bad that if she washes her pants at the Onitsha end of river Niger all the fishes in River Benue immigrate to River Nile in Egypt.

The stench from her pants automatically activates Nairaland anti spam bot to ban me at will

I hear the boldened from little children. You must be an adult with a child's brain.

My pussy is odouless unlike that of your mother, it smelled so bad that even after several baths when you were dragged out of her pussy at birth, you still stink.

[quote author=Lezzlie post=59963988]Cinderella5 pussy has an odour that can put the most effective mosquito repellants out of the market!

Any fly that swirls around her ass area crash-lands , going unconscious instantly.

The stench from her pussy can be effectively use for birth control. All what wives needed to do is spray it on the bedroom and have

Lezzlie:
For Sweet Cinderella5

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5891629_screenshot20170830111802_jpegedac9dcfe38cddaa89e16453780c7ee8

Who is this lunatic?

Oyindidi:
Cindy, you are wrong in this. The joystick doesn't smell. Most men don't shave so I'll say its their pubic hair that smells. Some that doesn't clean up thoroughly after using the toilet too may smell too. Lezz, don't you get tired of fighting? teach them and move on.

my dear, I understand that just like lala something, you need to impress the foolish sex starved men here, but listen to me, a penis only smells fresh when washed. And it's the fact, it can't be like the hand or leg which is always exposed to light and air.

Lalas247:
Odour comes from sweat it's what I mean
Natural it has no smell

does the vj naturally smell? If not for discharges it would not smell. There is a reason for every smell, whether you call is sweat or whatever.

Lalas247:
Dick doesn't smell
But
If you wear boxers for 1 week sweating
It will not from secretion but just good ole sweat no biggie .. it's like when u sweat armpit area it will stink once washed dats it


Even an infected dick won't smell hence y ladies are advised to check up n make sure the a protected because a guy saying I am clean ain't no guarantee he ain't infested with STD
Lol try do work experience in a sexual health clinic you'll smell the tuna can girls from the door it's reall appaulling ... thrush & bacteria vaginosis can make it smell ...

if you don't notice some odour in an unwashed dick, it means you are a freak of nature.

Fearlez:
Health as in commited? Thought you're the crusader for liberation?

Or health as in free of STDs? Then go for tests and have an unchained, borderless fúck with a meaty dick.

Feel the warmth of a penís separating your pussy lips with a commanding force no cucumber can muster while you relax and enjoy the ride instead of exerting energy with a cucumber, robbing you of half the pleasure.

crusader for liberation where and how? I hope you are not mistaken me for your sister.
See your mouth like meaty dick.
You sound like a gigolo marketing himself for old women who are tired of their husbands.
Male prostitute.

Randy91:
SENSELESS THREAD

you better get busy now and work very hard for yourself and future man....so that you won't find yourself living in a marriage like this

I hope you don't beg women for money? Cos you sound like somone who does.

I888:
it does not. The men on that thread makes it seems like they will allow such trend to linger for long and that's bad for a man. Once a while is fine if she GIVES but do not make it a custom to collect money from a woman. It's demeaning.

they won't agree with you because they are senseless.

Randy91:
JUST SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!!!!!

you knw next to NOTHING gal....

your comments irritate me!!!!!Jeeezzzzzz!!!!!


Heediat!!!!!....

jst wait...

you re irritated cos you are woman begger, you feed off women, you re not a man, you re a disgrace to manhood.

pu7pl3:
Eerr there aree some girls that dont have niples

no niples or flat niples?

Fearlez:
can a cucumber use its pelvis to smother your clitóris while a dick is simultaneously pulsating in a deep fucking inside your pussy? Answer's no.

You are dick-alexithymic

deek is good no doubt, but that would be within the confines of a healthy relationship.

Fake pictures

Fearlez:
protruding veiny dick is a sign of healthy dick.

You're a navel-gazing dunderhead if you don't know blood flow to the penís causes erectión and veins are the conveyors of blood.

But for a girl who has lodged more cucumber in her pussy than Sheraton has lodged guests, I'm not surprised you're a dick illiterate even at 28

cucumbers and dildos actually, I still prefer cuxmber though, don't know why.

Fearlez:
cucumber is cold you, fool. A dick is warm with protruding veins that create friction as it ploughs through your pussy walls. You're markedly dumb for not knowing an ejaculating penís sends slight vibrations through out the vestibule of your pussy.

Something no cucumber can achieve

I prefer my cucumber to a man who has been fuking smelly pit toilet vj all his life.
By the way, protruding vainy dick is a sign of excessive masturbation. Do you have sense atal?

Fearlez:

I ain't even putting my hands to retrieve my destiny from your yeasty pussy

the same hand you use on pit toilet girls? I will go with cucumber dear.

succyblinks:
Lol, I don't know if a prick stinks cos I ain got one but my opinion was due to his very degrading description of the vjay. It made me wonder if he's educated at all to say the least

the guy is an idiot and a pervert

Fearlez:
Here's her co trollop giving moral support to her eviscerated colleague.


The only reason you were born is because your witless mother was never able to calculate her period.

So boring. You are a breathing form of staphylococcus in motion. You're so lethargic you can actually spread gonoarrea by merely blowing someone a kiss.

Only by drinking cow urine can your thirst for dirty dicks be cured.

Byproduct of gángbáng!

fool

Fearlez:
you are a rape addict. You love brutality and keep coming back for more.

Your attitude suggests you're the type who says no to sex but melts when a firm hand grabs your breasts and squeeze or when a dick finally puts its head into your eager wet pussy.?

Looks like today's the onset of your menstruation and the blood is fastly leaving your brain. Get out and go unlearn all the junk your husband-less mother taught you about men.

you turn me on with this words.

But go and die.

succyblinks:
Babe na! Abeg! People like this are either suffering from depression or low self esteem so they ease themselves out on people online. So ignore him please, I was surprised to received a notification on this post and saw your moniker
Biko ignore, silence kills them

you are right dear

Fearlez:
@ the emboldened, you left that window open so you won't look like the hurting child everyone knows you to be. That's the 7th time you have said bye

Your life must really be a horror show for you to dedicate 90% of your threads trying to discredit men.

Miss Cinderella5, the lovelorn cucumber abuser.

lol at cucumber abuser . I eat some actually, I dont always insert I am not an abuser, I prefer it to Love Machine

Good night fearlez the dead liar whose women have stinking vagina due to usage of pit toilets and wiping shit into the vagina.
If I reply you again, then you should know it's because you are a fool.

Fearlez:
if your boyfriend's prick or your father's isn't as odourless as his arm or leg, then they are STD projectors and you are a walking flesh of staphylococcus.

you are a dead liar, no penis is odour free, except after bath. Shameless liar.

Fearlez:
nípple-less is a metaphor to describe your mother had corrupted DNA that resorted in abnormal body growth!

You're truly as dumb as a mannequin and as emotional as a pimple faced teenager.

where have you seen such a person without nipples? Another imaginative nonsense. Your brain keep churning out senseless things, what else do you have? Let's here it.

Fearlez:
still being worked up? When you exchanged your school pen for penís, you will always be as unstable as Buhari's effort to stabilise the Naira.

All your threads are anti-male because your drunken father fúcked you more than he ever fúcked your libertine mother.

And now you have your father's horrid smell engraved in your memory disturbing us that the male dick stink.

Go unfuck your father's abuse from off your damaged soul.

Loosened cúnt!

oh, one of those who employ fiction and imagination to curse. You are jobless, go get a life and go cuddle up with your smelly pussy women.

The guy said penis is like arm or leg? How can a normal human being say that? Fearlez?

Fearlez:
so semen smells? Ludicrous! How can the penís retain urine after urination? Lolz. Infants in diapers who are soaked with urine always don't stink. I think you're uncomfortable with your pussy

Here's why pussy stinks:

* For those who use pit latrine, as they squat straddling the toilet pit, the pussy stretches and smiles in warm greetings to the faecal heap of rubbish, inhaling the stench

* Most ladies are so dumb that after taking a shiit, they wipe downwards, leaving faecal residue in the pussy threshold for onward stench strong enough to repel drug resistant mosquitoes.

* You girls wear leggings choking the pussy to asphyxiation and it cannot breathe, leaving sweat, dead skin cells to partner with the pussy in a grand colabo of toxic bomb.

* The pussy expels more junk than the anus. From rejected, redundant blood cells, to different assortment of fluid... damn...

If God didn't make men as pussy-whipped automatons, it would take a gun in our heads to put a prick in that hellhole.

Fearlez:
I thought you said bye. my words kept hurting you to come back to eat your own vomit?

You're a castaway ball joggler and as cheap as a bottle of water.

The last thing you need this night is for me to show everyone why you think a dick stink; all the stench you've been yapping about are your own experience because your male partners are rickety taxi bus drivers whose balls are cooked all day form the heat of their radiators.

Cheap cúnt!

you were the one that made this long list of why your girlfriend's vagina stinks, try not to generalise it next time. Non sense

Fearlez:
Your nípple-less mother is the baldheaded Queen of blumpkin!

I will look down on your father physically and mentally for raising a gutter h00ker like you.

this guy is mad, how can someone be niple less? Go and sleep smelly thing.

succyblinks:
Bae stop arguing with sm1 who is very ignorant, I was red with anger seeing how he spewed trash like an imb.ecile. and to think this ones has a mother at home who couldn't do a proper training

Spits!

I think the guy is a slowpoke, trying very hard to sound intelligent. I am done with the halfwit.