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Dondav: There are several ways of saying "yes" without appearing cheap!

Take ur blockos elsewhere dude. B4 I cut it off

*Sneeze*

tellwisdom: Cos u ate his money and ran away..OLE

Lmao!

Crack my brain? No way!
Next!!

When two fools collide! Smh

Try touch and follow

She is up to something, be careful!

Yes, it is a crime punishable by law!

Idowuogbo: My own bakass don get saviour, I no fit consider dis kian charity.

Lmao!

Idowuogbo: Give am yansh na!

My yansh mynd don lock am, carry the key travel!
You give am na!

Idowuogbo: Loool! Craze pikin

Lol abi na lie I talk?

kayemjay: I REALLY LOVE YOU BABY IJE. SINCE I MET U U HAVE A LIGHT IN MY DARK TIMES. PLS SHOW ME SOME LUV I BEG U

Leave Ije alone! Na killz kpomo you wan chop?

Brain teaser... For peeps wit good IQ

Mr Ryan went to the market with his dog...
he rode on a horse to d market, yet walked.
This is an IAS level question...
what is d name of the dog that went to the market?? ??

Why are you telling us? What do u want us to do for you?
I think there is something wrong with your head. Stuupid man!

Chei abeg make unna help this guy oh!
Before konji finish am.....

Dondav: If u are refering to my thingy, I can assure you that it is 110% effective and dangerously functional. It gets serviced 4 hrs a day and I assure you that u won't be able to handle it! Even when safety is ON.

If u doubt me, test and try!

Dondav: @Op! It's because you were born late!!
You should have popped out at the right time.

Lmao!

honeric01: Then you surely need to start going to the right places..


you want mango? don't plant pawpaw.

Guess you are right

JayKayMaybachz: M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣ no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ see anyfhin !! Anytime wen M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣ look M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣ ghal sabi say she ΔO̶̷̩̥̊͡η fall M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ hands wella !!

You say?

Dondav: @Cindy... Will you give me head? I promise to be nice.

I see you no longer value ur blokos...

lawizle: @ur peril dumb head.

You are a f00l

blink182: So you own a BB because its in the top 5? Talking like you knew bb's position before this happened.

I am really sorry for people like you who buy stuff for buying sake without seeing any tangible service it can offer you.

Now what is your own? Why are u drinking panadol for another man's headache?
Mtcheeeeeeeew!

honeric01: Then you're in a wrong place.

I know

Lmao @ she promised to give me head... Just 4 hours chat and u think u are in love.... Smh.. you are really doomed!

Op, what did u expect? Mother Teresa? Mtcheeeeew!

First I look at the face, then his waist

I see nothing!

Oh yeah, cheat on. But remember Karma is a bitch.

rokiatu: Eat rice 5 times a day
drink three glasses of goat milk daily
rub pomade on it before going to sleep
slap it hard 15 times twice a day
never sleep on it, sleep on your stomach so that your azz can get plump fast
buy some cocoa butter or shea butter lotion for it to aviod strech marks and such. And yes it does help make it big too.
eat snake at least once a month


You will get the azz of your dreams in no time

Good luck.

After doing all these, drink the water your entire family members used to wash their hands before dinner, every evening for 10 days.. You will testify

Wow beautiful

Alas! I guess it is time for me to throw my BB away..