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tellwisdom: **Spits**

Hey, you pregnant?

methodman: i thought they've separated.

In your dreams abi?


@topic
Great song.
I love the beats

hottprince: format nothin go happen, e go even beat u join

You say?
Abeg, make we leave matter.

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

*raise hands up*
You are either Santa claus or the worlds biggest MUGU!

3ndy: what about a boy that does the same thing to his girlfriend mother and insult her??
what should the girl do??

Slap my mom? Ummmmmm I will make sure that is the last thing he does with his hands!

ideee03: @Op when d guy has small kokoro/pencil.

True!
Or toothpick/cigarette size

When he is too jealous.

Lmao! Boys are not smiling!

davidylan: everyone else too pictures on the red carpet, why is she taking her own on the street?

Maybe that's where the real party at

O king: How I wish all our problems in this country will just go away as we won the cup. E dey pain me say I dey still go face Naija wahala after all these feeling of euphoria.

e go better
But for the main time, be HAPPY!!

Lovely dress but too much makeup

Ama28: Mumu!! U see am for field

Lmao!
Good question

SUNDAY MBA!!!!!!

lrguru: ever since i posted that, i have been thinkin something... U are askin me out, and it would be so ungentlemanly to turn u down, cos its not in my nature, and let not it be on record that i once did that. So with that said, i take back my word....i will be ur val, for u are such a lovely lady...muah *come here* hugs


oya OGugua, add me and my cindyrella sharpestly...i no fit shout

I no want again! Wait for the love of ya life.

lrguru: U want to be my val while I'm in love with someone else..., no na... She's d only one my heart beats for. Sorry

*yawns*
No stress. I said "if"

lrguru: i am proposing to the only angel i found here on NL, volumptous-bebe, but she's not yet replied me, so i still am waiting cos i dnt cheat

If the one you've been waiting for is moi, please wait no more.
I am all yours like point and kill

2buff: I didn't see you on the thread naw. If you entered I would have val'd you.
You know how it is when you go a restaurant and ask for goat meat but the server says "I'm sorry, We're out of goat. We only have beef", then you say "ok I guess beef is fine".
Cindyrella was just the "make I still chop" beef.

You are my prime, delicious goat meat

Bia, na me u dey call beef?

sharpsharp: Cindyrella be my val.

Ummmmmmmm.

Front page?
How lovely

Op
You be her first class MUGU

lrguru: ok, how long will u keep thinkin? anyway i am a patient man, i will do anythin to get into ur pants *sorry scratchin head* heart

Lmao!
let's see how patient you can be.

2buff: You started losing your appeal when you refused to eat the suya I spent money on to buy for you

Dog meat suya?
Nah, I don't do BKT and 404.

lrguru: i understand that when a girl says she's thinkin, it means yes!!!

It means she is thinking

2buff: Mtchewwww gerra way you.

Just when I was about making my choice. Smh

2buff: I am a victim of heartblake because of you
Do naw

Lmao!
Do wetin?

lrguru: cindyrella, forget the face, i am just val-less, and i wanna make u my val

*thinking*

lrguru: what are u feelin like now sweetie, a mind reader?

Yeske!

chronique: Sure! I'll support it if it's just for fun here. But anyone who wants to take it outside here should be careful & rem people ain't so nice. They hid my post cos I sounded a warning so people don't end up being victims.

No one is gonna end up being a victim so chill abeg!

2buff: baby why you do me so?
Okay I get you. You don't have time for val tinz, you want us to just yansh like dat.
You for talk naw. This can be accomodated

...though I would have preferred to take you to Paris, dine at Que Propose and dance under the moonlight ....but I suppose a fast yanshing will work too.

Very LOMANTIC

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