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Literature / Re: Da Vinci Code Book by ck14real(m): 11:51am On Jun 03, 2006
hey guys thank y'all for replying, i hope d guy who wrote this sh!t goes to hell angry,cos its real so so stupid to write evil against god and it really made an impact in most people's life with the word(everything our fathers told us about the bible is a lie)just because of money and even said isaac newton,leonardo da vinci and other great pple where members of a secrete cult, embarassed cry
Literature / Re: Da Vinci Code Book by ck14real(m): 9:27pm On Jun 02, 2006
Hey nairalanders.
just got to know about the da vinci code.i learnt it said so many horrible stuffs about christianity, well anyone who have read it should pls tell me more about it.
Phones / Re: Nec E313 To Browse by ck14real(m): 9:11pm On Jun 02, 2006
ok whatever
Jokes Etc / Re: Deep Sea Diving by ck14real(m): 7:45pm On May 29, 2006
THATS REAL FUNNY
BUT WHATS IMAO?
TELL ME
Phones / Re: Nec E313 To Browse by ck14real(m): 7:32pm On May 29, 2006
YEAH WHATEVER,
YOU KNOW MOST ADMINS I KNOW ARE COOL WHY CREATE A SITE TO HELP FELLOW NIGERIANS WITHOUT WANTING TO SHARE YOURS. angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Why We Are Tired by ck14real(m): 6:02pm On May 28, 2006
that was real cool, only that im a student wink
, LOL
Jokes Etc / Re: Hell No by ck14real(m): 5:42pm On May 28, 2006
i know it aint funny just wanted to know if you believed a lil bro like that could smoke cigarettes, [s][/s]
Phones / Re: Nec E313 To Browse by ck14real(m): 5:34pm On May 28, 2006
GUESS YOU ARE TIRED AINT YOU?
WELL THE ADMIN CANT JUST STOP MY THREADS COS HE WILL HAVE TO READ IT FIRST AND SEE THAT YOU STARTED IT ALL embarassed
Phones / Re: Nec E313 To Browse by ck14real(m): 12:31pm On May 27, 2006
NAAAAAAAAA. tongue
THE DEVIL WILL PROBABLY REJECT ME COS IM TOO IMPORTANT TO JOIN FARGOTS LIKE YOU IN HELL. grin
Phones / Re: Nec E313 To Browse by ck14real(m): 8:11pm On May 25, 2006
so u will ask me to pay 2000??
go to hell
Jokes Etc / Hell No by ck14real(m): 8:09pm On May 25, 2006
can u beleieve it?

Jokes Etc / The Blond And The Lawyer by ck14real(m): 11:35am On May 25, 2006
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks her "Would you like to play a fun game?" The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. angry

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay'" says the lawyer, "Your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.
Phones / Re: Help Pple by ck14real(m): 7:22pm On May 20, 2006
THANKS EVERY1
i have already taken the advice to paste on a wap site i used prodigits.co.uk
www.ck14real.prodigits.co.uk.
thanks
Phones / Nec E313 To Browse by ck14real(m): 7:19pm On May 20, 2006
cheesy
hello NAIRALANDERS,
my dad uses nec e313.and i wanna use it to send mms nd brows.
any1 who has useful info pls reply.
Phones / Help Pple by ck14real(m): 5:28pm On May 14, 2006
smileyhi every1,
i just wanted y'all to help me cos i use nokia7210 to surf the net,
i wanted to put my pics in it but it aint a camera phone,
any1 have any idea how i can put my pics?
either via email or mms or any other way
pls help
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathemathical Love Letter by ck14real(m): 10:02am On May 12, 2006
thats sooooooooo good just dont send it to a science student or else u are looking for trouble cos her reply will send u on your heels. tongue grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Old Man by ck14real(m): 3:03pm On May 07, 2006
smoking don kill am oooooooo tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry cool shocked sad angry cheesy cheesy wink smiley grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Flashers by ck14real(m): 11:53pm On May 06, 2006
hey guyz thanks for da encouragement.
Music/Radio / Re: Topic moved 2 www.tkforum.uni.cc by ck14real(m): 9:20pm On May 04, 2006
hey tommiekiddiman eminem freak and ill like us to chat sometime my best song now is LIKE TOY SOLDIERS.wat do u think
Romance / Re: Hey Fellas by ck14real(m): 9:13pm On May 04, 2006
hey thanks man u know girls aint romantic no more.
I BEG TALK TO DEM OOOOOO
Phones / Cheap Phones by ck14real(m): 6:28pm On May 04, 2006
hey,guyz am in need of yo help
abt a phone can u reply me with locations where i can buy cheap phones? real cheap phones in lagos.
please reply
Romance / Hey Fellas by ck14real(m): 6:17pm On May 04, 2006
hey cheesy
i kinda need ur help.
this toasting stuffs.
meeeeeeeeeeen.
i really need lines ooo.
can u tell me the ones u used to get ur girl
Jokes Etc / Flashers by ck14real(m): 4:32pm On May 04, 2006
the federal ministry of communication in conjunction with the ministry of health warns that flashers are liable to remain poor.
so,
flash not my phone and do my battery no harm tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: dad v. mom by ck14real(m): 2:32pm On May 03, 2006
[flash=200,200][/flash]that joke was Xtra COOOOOL
Phones / Re: Lovely Text Messages by ck14real(m): 11:26pm On May 02, 2006
hi check this out.
God opened his tap of blessing,some people recieved it with cups.
I laughed at them because i came with a bucket.
I was shocked when i saw u recieving with a TRAILER.
GOD BLESS Y"ALL cool
Phones / Re: Show your Phone by ck14real(m): 11:19pm On May 02, 2006
hey guyz well heres my phone wat i like about it is ots polytones and what hate about it is that its a land line(mobile)starcomms AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!! angry

Politics / Re: CBN Bill Bans Spraying Of Naira Notes by ck14real(m): 8:07pm On May 02, 2006
hey guyz,its a sign that nigeria is really growing cos if naira notes had lives theyll all be extinct by now so KUDOS to obj,BUT NO 2007 4 HIM.
Programming / Re: How About A Programming Collabo On Nairaland? by ck14real(m): 7:13pm On May 01, 2006
hello guyz

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