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ok whatever

THATS REAL FUNNY
BUT WHATS IMAO?
TELL ME

YEAH WHATEVER,
YOU KNOW MOST ADMINS I KNOW ARE COOL WHY CREATE A SITE TO HELP FELLOW NIGERIANS WITHOUT WANTING TO SHARE YOURS.

that was real cool, only that im a student
, LOL

i know it aint funny just wanted to know if you believed a lil bro like that could smoke cigarettes, [s][/s]

GUESS YOU ARE TIRED AINT YOU?
WELL THE ADMIN CANT JUST STOP MY THREADS COS HE WILL HAVE TO READ IT FIRST AND SEE THAT YOU STARTED IT ALL

NAAAAAAAAA.
THE DEVIL WILL PROBABLY REJECT ME COS IM TOO IMPORTANT TO JOIN FARGOTS LIKE YOU IN HELL.

so u will ask me to pay 2000??
go to hell

can u beleieve it?

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks her "Would you like to play a fun game?" The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay'" says the lawyer, "Your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

THANKS EVERY1
i have already taken the advice to paste on a wap site i used prodigits.co.uk
www.ck14real.prodigits.co.uk.
thanks

hello NAIRALANDERS,
my dad uses nec e313.and i wanna use it to send mms nd brows.
any1 who has useful info pls reply.

hi every1,
i just wanted y'all to help me cos i use nokia7210 to surf the net,
i wanted to put my pics in it but it aint a camera phone,
any1 have any idea how i can put my pics?
either via email or mms or any other way
pls help

thats sooooooooo good just dont send it to a science student or else u are looking for trouble cos her reply will send u on your heels.

smoking don kill am oooooooo

hey guyz thanks for da encouragement.

hey tommiekiddiman eminem freak and ill like us to chat sometime my best song now is LIKE TOY SOLDIERS.wat do u think

hey thanks man u know girls aint romantic no more.
I BEG TALK TO DEM OOOOOO

hey,guyz am in need of yo help
abt a phone can u reply me with locations where i can buy cheap phones? real cheap phones in lagos.
please reply

hey
i kinda need ur help.
this toasting stuffs.
meeeeeeeeeeen.
i really need lines ooo.
can u tell me the ones u used to get ur girl

the federal ministry of communication in conjunction with the ministry of health warns that flashers are liable to remain poor.
so,
flash not my phone and do my battery no harm

[flash=200,200][/flash]that joke was Xtra COOOOOL

hi check this out.
God opened his tap of blessing,some people recieved it with cups.
I laughed at them because i came with a bucket.
I was shocked when i saw u recieving with a TRAILER.
GOD BLESS Y"ALL

hey guyz well heres my phone wat i like about it is ots polytones and what hate about it is that its a land line(mobile)starcomms AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!

hey guyz,its a sign that nigeria is really growing cos if naira notes had lives theyll all be extinct by now so KUDOS to obj,BUT NO 2007 4 HIM.

hello guyz