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Omo! Mine was funny and scary. During the end sars protest saga.
I was damn bored at home and decided to go have fun at the night protest and it was all fun not until 3am that I was weak and sleepy, so I decided to go back home and the distance is quite much (I will have to board like two Keke napeps or a bike). Fortunately for me, I saw a Keke that was going half-way I immediately hop in like a chief going to his village town when I got to the halfway of my destination, I begin to panic because it was all dark and quite. As omo ogbon(sharp nigga), I started trekking since there's no bike nor Keke. I continued with my journey while I was vibing to Oluwaburna (YE) and signing along/displaying like a bad man lol, it's dark afterall and na Express way. I got to a point where I saw some security guards, greeted them and tip some change into their pocket, got hailed like a Boss and I continued my journey while enjoying my gbedu. I thought it was going to be one of my greatest night not until I got to another Street and saw a security guard, still vibing to Burna and I greeted him thinking the dude na better person wey I fit tip too lol immediately he sighted me, He yelled and said kneel down there, I was like oga wetin sup? he pointed a gun at me I just humble like person wey wan Bleep new pvssy. He said in Yoruba "Eyin ni awon omo ole to wa ni last week abi, e tun ti wa" meaning ( you are among those hoodlums that came to rob the street last week, you are here again) I said no sir, am just an end sars protester *shaking and I don almost urinate 4 body * He then said call anyone to prove your innocence. Unfortunately for me, the phone I left with doesn't have a Sim card and I was just on my WiFi , when he saw I couldn't proof my innocence, he cocked the local gun (Mogbe) I started begging in Yoruba *E jor sir, emi ni kan ni mummy mi bi ah *( please sir na only me my mama born) telling my whole life story lol and speaking in tongues, spanish, egun. Na that time I know the distance btw life and death na thin line
Quote me if you are curious to know how I was free

To FVCK your sister

Who else saw pastor_alpha_lukau bring your corpses for deliverance . Nigeria my Nigeria dey don turn am to business

IdreamOfUnicorn:
I'm still an under graduate

Same here Choco-Milo

I don't know why some guys invest more in a relationship. The money you suppose to be saving/invest for your future
See your life now

Never take a girl who loves you for granted. I'm sorry Maryam, I miss you❤️️

Taidi:
Nd what if he finds out elsewhere later?..it's better you let him/her know, if he/she really loves you, they'll stay..simple

What if he/she start acting up after hearing your so called past?? Or uses it against you in every mistakes you made. We can only forgive but extremely hard to forget.

3 what?? Mtcheew just give me #20, TAINK U.

That's what kills most relationships. You live in the the present now, Forget it all and live for the future not the past