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[darkrebel]

I eat foetuses, carcasses & the fleshy skins of midgets/ mephistopheles spitting phlegm.... at the crucifix of Jesus/
my diabolic renditions...will leave you superstitious/ a hellish grizzly creature...unfriendly, mean & ruthless/ even my hideous facial features...made Freddy Krueger fidget/
intelligence more cyclopean..than Greece, Rome & Venice/
cryogenically froze Aries ...after a heat stroke of genius/ known infamously for infamy...cos I severed every critic/ with witticism & lyricism...that was spat for 11 minutes/ I'm a grim & deadly mystique/ & my I.Q is a number.....with never-ending digits/
surely I'm churlish..vitriolic & irate/
entered the 7th heaven...& made a seraph doubt his faith/ bellwether, trendsetter, always flashing berrettas/
you'll see the grimy skies swept...when I'm flapping my feathers/
intergalactic Don Quixote.....coquetry toward Martians/ starting a chain of flirtations/ then impregnate every alien...via artificial insemination/
I romanced with bald women...in all the towns that I've been in/ & advanced life form....can be found in my s£men/ so relapse when you see me..& don't you mention my name/ or I alter your melanin..& change the complexion of the game/
I'm a west-african groit, a Nigerian invading/
a reincarnation of Mozart...& Chinua Achebe/
a self-centered bastard...that never thought of ya/ I'm thoroughly bored of ya/ & if I'm apologizing to ya..I'll pen an unapologetic apologia/ i'm no apologist..i'm a fighter & titan..with a theologian's soul/
slaying modern day Goliaths...with the philosopher's stone/
created algebraic formulas...to leave you faggits depleted/ a proficient mathematician..that's been grammatically gifted/ before the knight templar...& fraternities existed/ ✘

Ksslib:
There you go.....
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My bars re ill, crude and brash/iam oliver queen.. these arrows make ya wound and crash/top of the foodchain.. My scripts brute and harsh/
but for top 20 list,we no see you.. top 50 sef, we still no see your brake-light ...Guy! you be 'flash?'/!!

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•votes needed here


Ibime
kr0ne
coogar
lagunna1
emaprince
guykhena ✘

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Kr0ne


kindly remove the things you put in bracket & replace it with this - [first round] ✘

LadyBoss1:
Lol im telling u
I mean theres no harm in Watching it once in awhile but some female live and breath kim K

If kim shave her hair now ... Watch half of the world would shave theirs * exaggerated tho*

it's not an exaggeration. it is a fact ..
It's called - celebrity worship syndrome ✘

GIYAZZ:
Hihihihi

I've told you to quit mentioning me turd, or is your grandmother on steroids?
I don't give a tuppence for your doltish kind... ✘

negative effects ..especially on youths.

keeping up with the kardashians is a useless show that teaches gossiping & laziness. I still don't understand the purpose of that show till today . no iota of sense in it.

this is someone that has had a plastic surgery, been into more than 3 relationships & had her s£x-tape leaked to the whole world, yet she's being idolized ✘

JigsawKillah:
I don't want to be the one making a fuss about this but I think it's only right we take back the crits to it's normal points

punch: 3 points
rhymes: 2 points

why the sudden change? Is he trying to use it to his advantage or what?


cc: cooar
Ibme
Laguna1
emarince
guykena

JigsawKillah:
please tell Darkrebel to take the points allocated to each crit back to it's former state. join the campaign against manipulation

you are very dumb for insinuating that I wanted to use the criteria to my advantage all because I added a point to punchlines & rhymes. last time I checked, I'm the organiser of the tourney & the progenitor. .it has been reversed to normal.


you should have been dropped for dropping your lines 1 hour after the stipulated time..
next time you make such allegations or pull such stunt, consider yourself automatically disqualified ✘

sinizia:
No, it doesn't, even when forced. Once ends in DOM, the other in DEM. They don't even sound alike. It's over-forced.

you are listening to a 16 year old kid that never did oral English in the windowless secondary school he attended ✘

Kr0ne is the one creating the battle threads for today.
Guykhena is the one creating the battles threads for Wednesday ✘

thread closed ✘✘✘
Jigsawkillah proceeds to the next round

Jigsawkillah 2- 007bruce 0

votes needed coogar ibime emaprince

Battle thread closed

Kinglahkay proceeds to the next round✘

some people never listen.. no unnecessary comments


votes needed:
guykhena
kr0ne
coogar
ibime
lagunna1 .
Emaprince

thread closes by 9pm ✘

thread closes by 9pm ✘

captainflash:
1st answer=there is no word like fuckery in my dictionary pls...
2nd answer=moral indiscipline.

who is this illiterate r£tard? ✘

kinglahkay:
Bbitch......



Checks

Waiting for ksslib

what are you checking for?
can't you see you've missed the deadline?
post your verse immediately. if ksslib doesn't post by 9,then he's out. .I repeat- post your verse now ✘

don't these people know they have a battle today?
what kind of indiscipline & fÜckery is this? ✘

ELYMAXiimus:
why emphasize more points on rhymes and punch like that?

pls let's use the crits as they were before....




max!

so opener & closer should carry more points?

what is the core of lyricism if not punchlines & rhymes. that's the way it is gonna be . ✘

the holocaust tourney[WAME][week of main event][first round]

Ksslib vs Kinglahkay


voting criteria

•opener - 1 point

•rhymes - 3 points

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points

•punchlines - 4 points

•personals - 2 points

•flow - 1 point

•wordplays - 2 points

•closer - 1 point


rules & regulations✘

•bar limit:-10 bars[10 quatrains]

•deadline:- 15th June 2015 [8pm]

•verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date

•no biting[stealing/plagiarizing], no stretching, feeding & no recycling of lines

•no smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof

•the rest of the rules can be found on this thread:-

www.nairaland.com/2375473/holocaust-tourney-preliminary-stage-wome-week

•good-luck ✘

cc: Ksslib Kinglahkay 007bruce Jigsawkillah..


deadline is by 8pm... failure to post 30 minutes after the stipulated results in automatic disqualification of the defaulters..

ksslib & Kinglahkay should be patient.. the nairaland system is overwhelmed & I have to wait some few minutes before I can create your thread.. stay at alert. ✘

the holocaust tourney[WAME][week of main event][first round]

Jigsawkillah vs 007Bruce


voting criteria

•opener - 1 point

•rhymes - 2 points

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points

•punchlines - 3 points

•personals - 2 points

•flow - 1 point

•wordplays - 2 points

•closer - 1 point


rules & regulations✘

•bar limit:-10 bars[10 quatrains]

•deadline:- 15th June 2015 [8pm]

•verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date

•no biting[stealing/plagiarizing], no stretching, feeding & no recycling of lines

•no smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof

•the rest of the rules can be found on this thread:-

www.nairaland.com/2375473/holocaust-tourney-preliminary-stage-wome-week

•good-luck ✘

obesemf:
when will the threads be made ?

6pm .. ✘

sinizia:
Hahahahaha!! Did the ban extend to all section? Or were you banned on this section only?

all sections. ✘

sinizia:
WTF?!! Who banned you and what was your crime?

It's ishislÜt. I did nowt. that b1tch just needs a dick in her life ✘

sinizia:
What's your main account?

this is darkrebel ✘

kramfonos:

Classyalabolas, you also got banned? What's with moderators Mîkuz and Aírmark going on a banning spree all day?

no . watch this video. i have laugh tire ✘



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8XHF6FebY

coogar you should check this out .. I have laugh tire ✘
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8XHF6FebY

Emodeee:
R u an oyinbo? Dis one u defending them.

Oyinbo fit do am. There is an iota of truth in a joke not only rumours.

If you actually think this happened & it wasn't for done for comic purposes then you need a serious brain-formatting. ✘

cc:
ibime
kr0ne
guykhena
ksslib
lyricist
coogar
lagunna1
teddybiyasi
elymaxiimus
jigsawkillah
mikuz
dj5naira
gladys
kinglahkay
007bruce
jason
jreyez
obesemf
thunderstorm
siddogg
Lhood
sinizia
danbrowndmf
iceskidd
vickybash

I got banned till August, thus, I would be hosting with this makeshift account. just wanted y'all to know. ✘