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Oga Morgany! U scarce oh

Dats thoughtful of u cus NL is my finger exercise evri mrnin! B4 excercin oda part of my body![quote author=Sleek_Hoyeen]I'm good. I woke up v.early 2day, so I jus decided 2 visit NL, b4 goin bk 2 sleep.[/quote]

Ahahahah! O serious!

Mesopotamia: cleverj,omo isiewu nkorocha,ma binu o

Fynestboi! Fynestboi!! Fynestboi!!! No military coup 2day plz!

Oluwasinzu omo mr Okoro! O ti bere abi? Its a brand new day oh!

Mesopotamia: diz guy dey talk out of experience......no be hw u take weewee enter SS2 be dat?

Gudmrnin royal beauty! Hw ws d nyt?

D ansa is obvious wen oluwa is involved!

Taylor184: Oga mi sir...hope u ar gtd

Of cus! Bt its dangerous wen in ur dreams u'r in d rest room tryin 2 reliev urself![quote author=Itz_pretzy]lolzzz! No worries! I've way overgrown that.[/quote]

Gudmrnin! Pretty eyes![quote author=Sleek_Hoyeen]morning, Mr. Jay.[/quote]

No mind am joor! He is a shyist! Lol!

Mesopotamia: boboyi npa iro o

Sup sleek! Its unlike u! U'r online so early

Hope dat fun didnt lead 2 Bed wetting oh! 2 much of evritin is bad![quote author=Itz_pretzy]yeah...I ad fun while sleeping.[/quote]

Wat a day!

Mesopotamia: TO DO LIST FOR TODAY,FRI 4TH OCT 2013.
*wake up.
*scrath head.
*scratch balls.
*scratch nyash.
*go and piss.
*visit nairaland.
*check mail.
*check facebook.
*join family for morning devotion[i hate this part]
*visit my WC while i'm listening to front page news and analysis on classic fm.
*wash my face and clean with facial cleaner.
*go back to sleep after everyone might have gone out[home alone]
*wake up again[if God allow am]
*Visit the kitchen straight[they don't joke with my food in this house]
*feed the dogs,clean their cage and pack their sh-!t[i hate packing dog shit especially when i jst de-worm them]
*visit nairaland again.
*visit facebook again.
*make a call to a new girl i'm chasing in my church.
*watch tv while i switch off my phone coz i wanna charge.
*take my bath and brush my teeth[are u suprise dat i'm bathing at noon?+i dnt like brushing b4 eating]
*sleep again.
*visit facebook and look for trouble.
*I'm nt forgeting my 2go peepz.I'll be online bt offline coz i dnt wanna chat wif some retards on my list.
*feed the dogs again and play play play.
*eat again
*sleep again
*eat again.........
*If u wanna knw the rest,pay me a visit....[girls only-i no be gay.]

Hope ur nyt ws fun? Mine ws just lyk d tales of heavens![quote author=Itz_pretzy]morning boss[/quote]

Oluwasinzu! Ur boy clever dey loyal oh!

Mesopotamia: Morning y'all

Gudmrnin 2 all d sexy mamas in d hous i.e itz_pretty,mismak,quivah,sleek_hoyeen,Attah OJOma,ifyroberts ati be be lo! Being unique is keepin up wit d trends bt nt following d crowd! Dats d only way u get 2 b noticed nd appreciated 4 whom u ar! #food 4 thought!

Take a chill pil dude u aint a woman so its easier 2 control dat mouth of urs Tnk u

klenzjoshua: respect what I asked for so keep shut

Mismak u'r watchin oh! I jst hate dis dude caled fynestboi! C as d guy plot coup com overthrown evribodi! Lol!

Mismak: #GBAM....power ovathrown
sowie Ifyx u can check back latr mayb a new dude wil com in...*winkx

Ahahahahahahah! My aunty of lyf yaf kill me oh!

Mismak: Act 1 scene 1;...
Cj, shakur nd mikebis Vs Ifejesu

Act 1 scene 2
Ifyx, fynest Vs Sleek
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e ku ojulona scene(s) to n bo o

Ahahahah! Funy u! Bt i dey suspect u oh

Fynestboi: clear maiself when i no dey do clearing and forwarding

Na wa oh! Guest don pass onile! PLZ our guest make una go register na so u guys could contribute 2!

Fynestboi! Is it true?

Y u dey tackle me lyk dis na

Mismak: na tipatipa iyawo u sha dey look for...(pray dis one wrks out fyn for u)....'my view tho

Hmmm! I tin am sure of is dat its a gal! Change d kingdom of God is at hand!

Mesopotamia: I sent a request to a nairalander and the person rejected it,now i've been barred from sending request for the nxt 6 days.....u knw ursef oo.....God z watching u...

Coughin! I go love oh![quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Dis 1 wey oko mi start page 666 nd me start 777.. Hp #land is safe [/quote]

My sister d cough hates romantic scenes! Dats y it gets worst weneva dat hapens! Lolz![quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Dis ur cough is gettn out of hand..[/quote]

Ahahahah! Av told u several tyms 2 come learn d tricks bt pride wouldnt allow u! Nw jst a lady took d driver seat frm u! Lol!

Mesopotamia: I was gunning to open page 777 and a lady snatched it from me.

Wich might b rite after all!

Mismak: *Imagination

Take a chil pill creamy candy![quote author=Sleek_Hoyeen][/color]WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!
Our phones~ wireless.
Cooking~ fireless.
Cars~ keyless.
Food~ tasteless.
Youths~ jobless.
Leaders~ shameless.
Relationships~ meaningless.
Attitude~ careless.
Wives~ fearless.
Me~ speechless.

FG & ASUU~__[color=#990000]WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!
Our phones~ wireless.
Cooking~ fireless.
Cars~ keyless.
Food~ tasteless.
Youths~ jobless.
Leaders~ shameless.
Relationships~ meaningless.
Attitude~ careless.
Wives~ fearless.
Me~ speechless.

FG & ASUU~__WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!
Our phones~ wireless.
Cooking~ fireless.
Cars~ keyless.
Food~ tasteless.
Youths~ jobless.
Leaders~ shameless.
Relationships~ meaningless.
Attitude~ careless.
Wives~ fearless.
Me~ speechless.

FG & ASUU~__[/quote]

Coughin! GOD nt dis cough again!

Mesopotamia: seconded.D babe no knw to what extent i like am

Wicked judge na God go judge u!

Taylor184: baddoest Guy ever livest...i dey ya bck gidigba*winks...lmao

No b lyk dat oh! U no say in lyf u just av 2 let go somtyms! Dats wat my mama told me![quote author=Attah Ojoma ]lwkm! My bros don lose case o![/quote]