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tosyne2much:
Sometimes, courtesy demands they play hard to get just because no one knows who is who, now that we are in an era where it is terribly difficult to differentiate those who just want to bleep and walk away and those who really want to stay

some take it to the extreme

ERCROSS:
E be like say na only ladies waka cum this romance section...

Ladies this ......ladies that
Na only dem waka cum..



Guys... It's time to Change topic

that's the fun of it bro. that's y u re in romance section. It's all about girls and guyz Sharing their flaws

echobee:
So,what re u trying to say?

echobee:
So,what re u trying to say?

.exactly whats written there.

Why do girls play hard to get when they realise how much a guy loves them? in most cases they probably fell into the wrong hands and remember the one who spent relentless time chasing them around.

# my take though #

kendrick93:
mikel no get taste for woman sef... see ugly white girl wey him dey date when there are latino women around.. latina chicks rocks... even i will date a naija girl over dis russian albino

. You re a forkking racist. Whites would always regard u forking blacks as slaves

1960chic:
So this boy settled for an albino

It's a pity

stupid hole. Ur black skin stinks

kITATITA:
Can they make it into a weapon? It will be a great tool

Lolz. Hmmmm

kITATITA:
Can they make it into a weapon? It will be a great tool

hahaha. I no know ooo

US Scientists discover virus that makes people more stupid

Have you ever wondered what is responsible for unspeakable stupidity? Well some US scientists might have the answer, having discovered an algae virus which some call “stupid virus” that infects human brains and makes people more stupid. The surprise virus discovery was made by a team at the Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska while undertaking a study into throat micro-organisms.

 
90 people participated in the study and 40 tested positive for the stupid virus. It was then proved that those who had tested positive performed worse on tests that were designed to measure visual processing and attention spans.
 
Although human bodies contain a multitude of bacteria and fungi, the study has shown that specific micro-organisms can have a negative effect on intelligent processing.

The study was led by Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist, who said: 
‘This is a striking example showing that the “innocuous” microorganisms we carry can affect behaviour and cognition. Many physiological differences between person A and person B are encoded in the set of genes each inherits from parents, yet some of these differences are fueled by the various microorganisms we harbour and the way they interact with our genes.’

ireneony:
here are my reasons
1.they are lazy
2.they are not discipline (they eat anyhow )
3.they snore a lot when asleep
4. most of them have stretch mark. I can't tolerate that
5.most of them can't perform on bed
6.most of them have small anaconda(pr*ck)
7.they have potbelly and breast. just imagine I wan make love with a fat guy and I see all this characteristics na big turn off..
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am not here to bash fat guys am here to state my preference. I don't hate fat guys but i dont date them.
to all the fat guys pls try and hit the gym

this days fat guys get better girls unlike we slim guys. Only people of ur age like teenage looking Boys. I pray to be fat

iceberylin:
I swear e dh every babe mind...

Only few bitchezz go ask

hahaha. I feel you bro

iceberylin:
What naija babes dh see for the list na

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How many cars do you have

How many houses have you built in lekki

Do you have a Range

Are you ralated to mike Adenuga

. Lolz. Those kinda girls who ask these kind of ur questions are gold diggers

Romantic Questions to Ask Your Lover
Once you are cozily together, you have the perfect time to ask her your romantic questions. Neither be too cautious nor too stupid, be yourself and ask as if her answers really matter a lot to you. Don't just ask for the sake of asking. Be genuine with her for that will make her feel wonderful.

1. Do I make you happy?
This is a very cute question that will reveal your care and concern for her. No doubt, she will definitely say yes to this question but besides being a romantic and sweet question, this will also let you both know each others' deeper feelings and expectations.

2. What did you think about me when you first saw me?
Well, she might have thought something very weird or may be something very good, let her be open and frank. If she says "I thought of you as a dumb guy", even then it may sound sweet, rather than if she says, "I wish I would have loved someone else". Well don't be serious, she must be kidding (let's hope!). It is the most common reply girls give, "just as a joke". This question will set a platform for some other good conversations.

3. Which song comes to your mind and heart, while you think of me?
If music is a passion or liking for both of you, then she will definitely love to answer this question. Request her to sing few lines or better still, you sing for her!

4. If God comes to you and says you have 5 minutes to choose any one thing in this world, what would you choose?
Don't underestimate your girlfriend, she'll definitely get your question. Though a really tough question to answer, she should surely be able to manage it (otherwise she wouldn't be your girlfriend, would she?). The idea of asking this question is to let her say whatever she feels from the bottom of her heart. Enjoy the answers!

5. When did you first fall in love with me?
This is a sweet question. Test her memory and gray cells. Was it when you gifted her the first red rose or was it while partying in a friend's house? Surely, she must be knowing the first reflection of your love in her heart and she will proudly share it with you.

lilmaxfidel:
yho rewlly cute man....see someone cuter dan mhe self! dunno why ol vhz haters are just condemning mhe....btw dude yho so cute

tanks bro. would follow u up on instagram

lilmaxfidel:
cool though...d dude is even cuter dan mhe sef...so dunno y ol vhz hatinq

my pics

lilmaxfidel:
if yhu wnt more of ma pics follow me on instagram@joetexti and ama follow bk

nop I mean I uploaded my photo

Kemy11:
Team hustling students. No be our fault say our papa no get money. no time

what kinda hustle are u talking about?

mistahteepex:
just playing along

I know bro. It's pretty obvious

mistahteepex:
ehya, I'm presently in China for post graduate studies. hopefully u'll join me there i guess

. Lolz. Na for ur dream ba?

OmolodMilkman93:
3,4,5,.......

No time to say ''No time'',. Life is too short to sit down and look

bros y now

dechandel:
How romantic

. Yeah u can say that again. Winks

YungwizzzyPt7:
How in heaven I'm I suppose to know all these?

I schooled in Taiwan for God's sake!!!

lolz

Mirahcul:
Hahaha...Nice one there OP

. Don't tnk me tnk God. Winks

TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU'LL FIND IN A TYPICAL NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM.
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot down notes wella. They are always found in the front. Most of them are direct entry and they sabi ITK die.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: These ones cannot really be classified as good-listeners because they just come to class look at the lecturer, so confused. Whether the lecturer dey yarn german or speaking gibberish or mumbo jumbo, na to dey look be their own. Why he ask do you understand? Na them dey shout "yeeeeees" Na so them go dey look till exam finish.
3. THE PHOTOCOPYING BROTHERHOOD: Oh my! These people know themselves. They are always found saying "abeg I no get strength to write note, do sharp make I photocopy". This set of people can photocopy anything on paper. Na because of them handout no dey sell. If you no hold yourself well, dem go photocopy you join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" TEAM: These students are damn slowww, slower than Mikel Obi. If the lecturer tries to fasten up his dictation, they just hands down and join the onlookers.
5. THE LATECOMERS GANG: These are the people who enjoy and derive pleasure from coming to class after lecture has started. They just like sneaking in. I begin to wonder why they sneak in, you no pay skul fees? Abi no be
You get the admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep on behalf of the atlantic Ocean, they sleep without fear or favour, they just find any spot with or without breeze and 10mins into the lecture, they are off.
7. THE BORROWERS LEAGUE: Whether them be students abi them be non-learning students, I don't just understand. These people can never have biro or calculator even inside exam hall, they keep borrowing till their bag is full of everything.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of people are just looking for how to start a new controversy. They just love to argue, funny thing is that they might not be intelligent in class ooo. But when it
comes to arguments you can never win them. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES CLUB: Chei these people can ask useless questions for the sake of Namibia. Sometimes the lecturers go just vex out of frustration and feel like punching the student. You can imagine somebody asking "sir, should I write my name on my answer booklet before submitting?"
10. THE INVINCIBLE/GHOST STUDENT: What can I say? these people never attend class but their names are always in the attendance sheet and they always write test and never have carry over. ghost students. They are also reading this right now.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS EMPIRE: These ones are different from the "argumentists" in the sense that the arguers have points but these ones just make noise randomly and keep disturbing d class.
12. THE FASHIONISTA CLIQUE: All they pray for is people to look at them and WOW. They have the latest dress in Vogue. They wear different clothes everyday and we wey dey repeat cloth go just Kack one side dey pray make dey fall inside poto-poto make we laugh. Badbelle.
13. THE NAIRABET UNITED: Anyway all na work of the devil. Na so Chelsea, ManU, Arsenal, Madrid, Barca, Keshi even Enyimba dey cause wahala.
14. THE NON ACADEMIC STUDENTS: These ones always have something to do somewhere. They just want the lecture to end so that they can go sharp sharp.
15. THE GBAGAUN DETECTORS: They may not be listening ooo. But when the lecturer makes one single English error. Gbam! Work don start be dat. They go analyse am pass Microbiology laboratory result.
16. THE AMEBO OFFICERS: their own na to observe anything wey dey happen and them no dey keep their mouth shut. Amebo go kill them, you no need tell me, na there Campus Gist belong.
No lie, Which group do you belong to?

TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU'LL FIND IN A TYPICAL NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM.
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot down notes wella. They are always found in the front. Most of them are direct entry and they sabi ITK die.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: These ones cannot really be classified as good-listeners because they just come to class look at the lecturer, so confused. Whether the lecturer dey yarn german or speaking gibberish or mumbo jumbo, na to dey look be their own. Why he ask do you understand? Na them dey shout "yeeeeees" Na so them go dey look till exam finish.
3. THE PHOTOCOPYING BROTHERHOOD: Oh my! These people know themselves. They are always found saying "abeg I no get strength to write note, do sharp make I photocopy". This set of people can photocopy anything on paper. Na because of them handout no dey sell. If you no hold yourself well, dem go photocopy you join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" TEAM: These students are damn slowww, slower than Mikel Obi. If the lecturer tries to fasten up his dictation, they just hands down and join the onlookers.
5. THE LATECOMERS GANG: These are the people who enjoy and derive pleasure from coming to class after lecture has started. They just like sneaking in. I begin to wonder why they sneak in, you no pay skul fees? Abi no be
You get the admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep on behalf of the atlantic Ocean, they sleep without fear or favour, they just find any spot with or without breeze and 10mins into the lecture, they are off.
7. THE BORROWERS LEAGUE: Whether them be students abi them be non-learning students, I don't just understand. These people can never have biro or calculator even inside exam hall, they keep borrowing till their bag is full of everything.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of people are just looking for how to start a new controversy. They just love to argue, funny thing is that they might not be intelligent in class ooo. But when it
comes to arguments you can never win them. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES CLUB: Chei these people can ask useless questions for the sake of Namibia. Sometimes the lecturers go just vex out of frustration and feel like punching the student. You can imagine somebody asking "sir, should I write my name on my answer booklet before submitting?"
10. THE INVINCIBLE/GHOST STUDENT: What can I say? these people never attend class but their names are always in the attendance sheet and they always write test and never have carry over. ghost students. They are also reading this right now.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS EMPIRE: These ones are different from the "argumentists" in the sense that the arguers have points but these ones just make noise randomly and keep disturbing d class.
12. THE FASHIONISTA CLIQUE: All they pray for is people to look at them and WOW. They have the latest dress in Vogue. They wear different clothes everyday and we wey dey repeat cloth go just Kack one side dey pray make dey fall inside poto-poto make we laugh. Badbelle.
13. THE NAIRABET UNITED: Anyway all na work of the devil. Na so Chelsea, ManU, Arsenal, Madrid, Barca, Keshi even Enyimba dey cause wahala.
14. THE NON ACADEMIC STUDENTS: These ones always have something to do somewhere. They just want the lecture to end so that they can go sharp sharp.
15. THE GBAGAUN DETECTORS: They may not be listening ooo. But when the lecturer makes one single English error. Gbam! Work don start be dat. They go analyse am pass Microbiology laboratory result.
16. THE AMEBO OFFICERS: their own na to observe anything wey dey happen and them no dey keep their mouth shut. Amebo go kill them, you no need tell me, na there Campus Gist belong.
No lie, Which group do you belong to?

Kachisbarbie:
There must be one- look properly.

I fancy u

Dygeasy:
This is officially the thread where all campaigning happens. Use this thread to garner all the support you can.


Goodluck.

RULES

Judges MAY not campaign for any contestants.

You MAY NOT say negative things about other contestants and if you decide to, be ready for a long time out.

DO NOT spam the whole forum with your campaigns.

Be matured about it and keep it simple.

In all, Let us have some fun.


LIST OF VERIFIED NOMINEES

1. MARTHAK

2. NABSPRADA

3. JENNIMMA

4. ROZZAY

5. VIVLY

6. ROKIATU

7. TEMIGRACIE

8. MAUREENSYLVIA

9. AFRICANAPPLE

10. CUPIDORA

11. ANNYPIE

12. FIDIRA

13. OMOLOLA1

14. ANGELAMINA

don't fancy none

Ohwhy:
Seriously? Hmmmm? Dats all you'l say?

h. Dude is outta words. OK u re welcome princess

Ohwhy:
Sorry!

. Hmmmm