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Queenlovely:
some people find it hard to smile because of frustration, Nigeria don frustrate boys destiny well well.

so many are suicidal and depressed, nothing gives them joy in this world, even if their girlfriend spread her legs wide for them to enter, the penni's will not stand, I hear some wife would have to stroke their manhood for like 1 hour before they will respond to stimuli.
Feeling frustrated too
my point is this; find time to smile, success does not mean famous person or heavy wallet, it comes from within, there is boy I will never fire from my company, he is a cheerful spirit, not those pretending cheerfulness, I mean real cheerfulness. smile, take life easy

I stopped one man at lugbe Abuja to ask for direction, the guy was quietly crying, the eyes were bloodshot. i was moved with pity, today that guy smile is infectious, help each other too.

Madu2013:
Good day guys
I’m about to get an appointment letter to work in Nigeria correctional service (prison) though I didn’t apply for the job.
According to my findings online they are not allowed to grow beards.
Now here are my questions, is there anyway one can keep his beard while working there and how much is the salary of a Degree holder?
Please help me with answers so that I can make up my mind thanks.

BigSarah:
Marriage, a silly excuse to give up one's personal space... Y'all who do it are heroes to me.

Encounterr:
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Missyford31:
I'm standing on my backdoor in Tasmania Australia
Why's that?

rasheedatt:
OK give me your username

rasheedatt:
OK give me your username

rasheedatt:
abi

rasheedatt:
oh really can I have 10k for my app development ? Dad?

rasheedatt:
Am jealous
Our dad died out of pain and poverty

UDOKABESTLUV:
You must have a website to get started

UDOKABESTLUV:
My First Salary Is 500,000 Naira. I made it From Blogging Business, Thanks To Nairaland Forum that made it to be possible for me, I'm So Happy.

SpicyMimi:
Arsenal keeps breaking my elder brother's heart...and he isn't ready to join another club.

thesolutions:
There are Samsung, Apple, xiaomi, Lenovo Nokia and the rest of the phones you mentioned in Nigeria. Go and get them if you need any.

Their are new entrants of phones into Nigerian markets from China. Umidigi, olla, maxphone, and many more, why can't you mention them too you pretenders. Stop all this mediocrity.
I'm using Huawei for your information.

missimelda01:
See how everywhere is green like afang soup.. my Alma mater that seriously needs improvement.

Candyness:
Y'all ugly and y'all face needs fixing. May I advise surgery, plastic surgery
Boo am trying to help. Y'all need fix face

DammyLucy:
Aswear

Rhea:
They should find more tires. The chest of the other one is not well done. It should be as crisp as the left leg

Yenefer:
will u piss on your mummies bed or couch. U never liked any Muslims that's a fact from Qur'an

Allaah has stated in His Book that the kuffaar bear enmity towards us and they would not spare any effort to cause us harm, and they wish us ill, and they will not be pleased until we follow their way. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“O you who believe! Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion (pagans, Jews, Christians, and hypocrites) since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely. Hatred has already appeared from their mouths, but what their breasts conceal is far worse. Indeed We have made plain to you the Ayaat (proofs, evidences, verses) if you understand.

119. Lo! You are the ones who love them but they love you not, and you believe in all the Scriptures [i.e. you believe in the Tawraat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel), while they disbelieve in your Book, the Qur’aan]. And when they meet you, they say, ‘We believe.’ But when they are alone, they bite the tips of their fingers at you in rage. Say: ‘Perish in your rage. Certainly, Allaah knows what is in the breasts (all the secrets).’

120. If a good befalls you, it grieves them, but if some evil overtakes you, they rejoice at it. But if you remain patient and become Al-Muttaqoon (the pious — See V.2:2), not the least harm will their cunning do to you. Surely, Allaah surrounds all that they do”

[Aal ‘Imraan 3:118-120]

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be pleased with you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) till you follow their religion. Say: ‘Verily, the Guidance of Allaah (i.e. Islamic Monotheism) that is the (only) Guidance.’ And if you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) were to follow their (Jews and Christians) desires after what you have received of Knowledge (i.e. the Qur’aan), then you would have against Allaah neither any Wali (protector or guardian) nor any helper”

[al-Baqarah 2:120]

Ibn Katheer (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: The words of Allaah, “Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion” mean people other than you, the followers of other religions. A man’s bitaanah (advisors, friends, etc) are his closest friends who know about his private affairs. Then he narrated the report of Ibn Abi Haatim with his isnaad from Ibn Abi’l-Dahqaanah, who said: It was said to ‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab (may Allaah be pleased with him): There is a slave from the people of Heerah who is literate; why don’t you employ him as a scribe? He said: Then I would have taken a bitaanah from people other than the believers. Ibn Katheer said: This report, along with this verse, indicates that it is not permissible to employ ahl al-dhimmah as scribes in a position of authority over the Muslims where they can become acquainted with their private affairs, where there is the fear that they may disclose them to enemies among ahl al-harb. Hence Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): “since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely”.

Bigfish121:
Canada all the way.chat me up on WhatsApp if you want to earn online by watching videos.numb in signature.

softplace:
believe me as a tech person doing well in Nigeria, i still want to move abroad and just in a dilemma

if i should stay or go

By God grace i earn between #300 to #500k in a month but still feel i should move

i would be 27 this year sha

i almost had a job in canada but lost it because i dont save my projects on git that was what the company asked me but didnt have it to prove i did them

the reason why i don't save on git is because most Nigerians are not patient , they give you a project by 1am and expect it to be ready before 12pm, so i skip a lot of things

Tissaia:
Better to live with coronavirus in nigeria than share same country with I-pigs

Yenefer:
This guy and the NCDC boss is the reason I'm angry with Buhari since the beginning of this pandemic. How did he give this position to our enemies baffles me.. people who always wish something bad to happens to this country, and been employed to sensitive position. We will not accept this... Buhari should fire them, let's them go and work for lamidi kamu.

PS No I-pigs should mention me

Jacqueline22:
Fool I’m light skinned naturally, including picture editor and fitters that y the pic is like that.
I wish you and your family the skin cancer.

Jacqueline22:
Go and ask your grandfather

Jacqueline22:
Benz won’t be bad

jojofola:
China really wound everybody sha!

Tissaia:
Where is that sick guy saying Damm nigger

NaijaOlosho:


So all these while I thought there is civilization I. South West.

So these Yoruba people are this local and ignorant??

So where is the social distancing??
These people don't care about Covid 19 increase rate in Lagos

Ignorance is a disease

leosahm:
wetin concern me? As far as e never reach calabar......... Make e dy affect them....yoruba n hausa n igbo, e no go com calabar, calabar is clean ...