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Celebrities / Re: New Video Of Tiwa Savage Causes Stir Online (pictures And Video) by CocaineLord(m): 6:43pm On Jul 06
Nigerian men are easily deceived by make-up and filter.

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Family / Re: Suraj "Jarus" Oyewole's Statement About Assault Charge by CocaineLord(m): 8:23pm On Jul 04
Jarus has now become the most popular man on nairaland.
Music/Radio / Re: Throwback: 10 Romantic Hiphop Songs That Graced Our Love Life In The 2000s by CocaineLord(m): 4:45pm On Jul 03
I don't even dig songs from the 2000's grin

I do strictly 70's - 90's shit 🔥

Don't get me wrong,I don't hate music from the 2000's but nothing compares to 90's r&b & rap 🥰

Imagine listening to Butta love by Next or Always in my heart by Tevin campbell early in the morning by 6 AM on a rainy saturday with your woman by your side 😍

Or imagine bopping New York state of mind by Nas or C.R.E.A.M by Wutang clan on a sunny sunday driving to the beach 🥺

Gosh..... Nothing like good music anymore 😫

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Romance / Re: As A Married Woman, I'm Tired Of Sleeping With Different Men by CocaineLord(m): 8:11pm On Jun 01
Sleeping with a Hot married woman who's been deprived of hot sex by her husband is one of the most blissful things ever.

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Politics / Re: New Book by CocaineLord(m): 8:19pm On Feb 28, 2023
Congratulations to Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

My only concern is that we should treat igbos as our brothers and not be tribalistic.

Tribalism is bad ... Please avoid it.

I'm Yoruba and my best friend of over 30 years is an Igbo guy.

God bless everyone 🙏
Religion / Re: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by CocaineLord(m): 7:27pm On Jan 09, 2023
Even if I can't have sex during a fast,can I receive head from my wife?

Cos I don't play with head at all smiley
Family / Re: SEUN What's Happening by CocaineLord(m): 5:23pm On Jan 08, 2023
I noticed too.

Seun is definitely working on it.

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Celebrities / Re: Stop Marriage-Shaming Women - Elsie Okpocha (Video) by CocaineLord(m): 6:31pm On Jan 06, 2023
Another Blessing CEO in the making smiley

After a divorce or break-up,they turn motivational speakers smiley

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Food / Re: My Delicious Unripe Plantain Peppersoup With Goat Meat Recipe (pics & Video) by CocaineLord(m): 5:49pm On Jan 06, 2023
I need me a Igbo wife smiley

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Romance / Re: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by CocaineLord(m): 10:50am On Jan 06, 2023
SerikiFulani:
When I look through my window

Na your cousin I see dey press your yansh ooooo undecided

When I ask you,you go tell me say na something he wan collect from your pocket ooo undecided

A wave of nostalgia swept over me when I saw this comment grin

Cousin's cousin by Plantashun boiz - One of the greatest nigerian songs of all time smiley

My favorite part of the song is the beginning where 2face,Blackface,Faze,Tony tetuila & Azadus were gisting about their babes cheating on them.

2face was like, The girl come make me look like first class ole(lazy man) grin

Tony was just laughing hysterically grin

Blackface was like , Tony dem do you too ? grin

Faze replied, Dem do am now grin

Very funny and insightful song.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by CocaineLord(m): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2022
Thank God they're divorced.

I've always got a huge crush on Elsie Okpocha

Guess I can finally get to taste that coochie I been crushing on all this while cheesy

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Religion / Re: Beware Of This Man! by CocaineLord(m): 5:00am On Dec 16, 2022
judedwriter:
God gave me a prophetic revelation of this man!

He is the former president of the United States of America and the first black president of the USA.

HE IS COMING BACK TO POWER!

And the revelation I got is that he isn't a normal human being!

Beware! Let's repent and seek earnestly the rapture! Jesus is coming quickly!

Nonsense grin

Must be crack cocaine cheesy

The Antichrist (If there's anything like that) don't have time to waste when he appears....Infact the bible says once he's unveiled, he'll only reign for seven years.

Obama has been on the scene since 2008....That's 14 years.....So you mean the Antichrist has time to waste?

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Religion / Re: Is This The Power Of God At Work? by CocaineLord(m): 7:43am On Dec 14, 2022
No edifying words shocked

No mention of Jesus shocked

No talk of salvation shocked

No praise & worship shocked

No speaking of tongues shocked

Something is definitely wrong with this video grin
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by CocaineLord(m): 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2022
ashewoboy:



Mention the person.

They know themselves grin

Just check previous comments grin
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by CocaineLord(m): 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2022
So evening newspapers too dey watch ball grin

Wonders shall never end cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies In Relationship With Men Who Earn ₦100k And Below, Please How Do You Cope by CocaineLord(m): 5:35pm On Aug 21, 2022
I earn above 20 million naira monthly and I ain't even thinking of marriage grin

Before I get married,my prospective wife must be on the same level as me financially..

Ain't ready for that liability bullshit undecided

Imagine earning 100k as a man and your wife is jobless/lazy with lots of siblings to cater for smiley

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Foreign Affairs / Re: British Crime Agency Intercepts Cocaine Worth £40m In A Batch Of Bananas by CocaineLord(m): 4:12pm On Jul 30, 2022
UncannyGenius:
You dey laugh. Dem go catch you soon. You just implicated yourself by your name. grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: British Crime Agency Intercepts Cocaine Worth £40m In A Batch Of Bananas by CocaineLord(m): 4:06pm On Jul 30, 2022
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Bows To Aki & Pawpaw On Set. Carries Their Bag (Video) by CocaineLord(m): 9:30am On Jul 29, 2022
OvulatoryMenses:
I've got nothing but mad love for Aki & pawpaw smiley

I remember running into raheem sterling in the UK and after knowing I was nigerian,asked about Aki & pawpaw cheesy I was surprised a well known international footballer like sterling can know them kiss

He told me they remain his favorite nollywood actors cos he grew up watching them smiley

I think you're right....I remember one time he posted them on his Instagram page and said he loved them so much.

These guys are beloved all around the world especially Osita iheme cos he's the meme king

Even shaderoom,snoop dogg & other yankee celebs do post him once In a while with his funny memes grin

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Family / Re: Funny But True by CocaineLord(m): 11:29pm On Jul 24, 2022
Let them keep smelling smiley

We'll keep loving them grin

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Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Aguba Meets OPM Pastor In Port Harcourt, Gets Free House, Feeding by CocaineLord(m): 10:03pm On Jul 05, 2022
Free house or free room? undecided

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Complete Gabriel Jesus Signing by CocaineLord(m): 5:33pm On Jul 04, 2022
Can Jesus save Arsenal? undecided
Crime / Re: A Guy Raped My Sister by CocaineLord(m): 11:50am On Jul 04, 2022
Our young ladies ain't safe anymore..

Why can't the idiot pay a prostitute when we have them in abundance?

And to those senseless idiots commenting asking if truly she was raped....If they were dating,the young girl wouldn't tell anyone they had sex,I'm sure the young lady told her family she was raped, that's why the OP brought it here.

We need to protect our women

SMH

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Celebrities / Re: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by CocaineLord(m): 12:02pm On Jul 02, 2022
IamGreen1:


Your pishure or inno believe

grin
Celebrities / Re: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by CocaineLord(m): 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2022
Carlyboi:



6’7 kwa!that’s a long man! grin

Anything taller than 6’4 for a non-model or basketball player,footballer(Gk,CB,CF and DM) and some other sports,and,law enforcements and security guys(Military,paramilitary,bodyguards) is kinda excessive!

I am taller than most basketballers in the US
Celebrities / Re: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by CocaineLord(m): 11:46am On Jul 02, 2022
I am more handsome and sexier than Idris Elba,Damson Idris,Morris Chestnut,Brad Pitt, Robert Paterson,Tank etc

At 6"7 and dark skinned with a thick voice and pearly white teeth,I am definitely one of the most beautiful creature God ever made.

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Family / Re: What Is Your Favorite Fetish? by CocaineLord(m): 4:54pm On Jun 22, 2022
I have a fetish for sniffing women's panties especially the worn one cool

I also got a thing for tattoos on a woman's laps tongue

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Politics / Re: History Will Be Made If Tinubu Becomes President – Tanko Yakasai by CocaineLord(m): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2022
lexotan:
Okay ooo

SCAM

What fucking history undecided

Aso rock would be a den of thieves and junkies if Pa Tinubu become president grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Wins APC Presidential Ticket With 1271 Votes by CocaineLord(m): 12:56pm On Jun 08, 2022
grin

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Politics / Re: APC Primary: Osinbajo Leaves Convention Venue As Vote Counting Continues by CocaineLord(m): 11:17am On Jun 08, 2022
He was played grin

Nigerians deserve better though.

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