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Romance › Re: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by CocaineLord(m): 10:50am On Jan 06, 2023*

SerikiFulani:
When I look through my window

Na your cousin I see dey press your yansh ooooo

When I ask you,you go tell me say na something he wan collect from your pocket ooo

A wave of nostalgia swept over me when I saw this comment grin

Cousin's cousin by Plantashun boiz - One of the greatest nigerian songs of all time

My favorite part of the song is the beginning where 2face,Blackface,Faze,Tony tetuila & Azadus were gisting about their babes cheating on them.

2face was like, The girl come make me look like first class ole(lazy man) grin

Tony was just laughing hysterically grin

Blackface was like , Tony dem do you too ? grin

Faze replied, Dem do am now grin

Very funny and insightful song.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by CocaineLord(m): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2022

Thank God they're divorced.

I've always got a huge crush on Elsie Okpocha

Guess I can finally get to taste that coochie I been crushing on all this while cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Beware Of This Man! by CocaineLord(m): 5:00am On Dec 16, 2022

judedwriter:
God gave me a prophetic revelation of this man!

He is the former president of the United States of America and the first black president of the USA.

HE IS COMING BACK TO POWER!

And the revelation I got is that he isn't a normal human being!

Beware! Let's repent and seek earnestly the rapture! Jesus is coming quickly!

Nonsense

Must be crack cocaine cheesy

The Antichrist (If there's anything like that) don't have time to waste when he appears....Infact the bible says once he's unveiled, he'll only reign for seven years.

Obama has been on the scene since 2008....That's 14 years.....So you mean the Antichrist has time to waste?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is This The Power Of God At Work? by CocaineLord(m): 7:43am On Dec 14, 2022

No edifying words shocked

No mention of Jesus shocked

No talk of salvation shocked

No praise & worship shocked

No speaking of tongues shocked

Something is definitely wrong with this video grin

Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by CocaineLord(m): 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2022

ashewoboy:
Mention the person.

They know themselves grin

Just check previous comments grin

Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by CocaineLord(m): 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2022

So evening newspapers too dey watch ball grin

Wonders shall never end cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ladies In Relationship With Men Who Earn ₦100k And Below, Please How Do You Cope by CocaineLord(m): 5:35pm On Aug 21, 2022

I earn above 20 million naira monthly and I ain't even thinking of marriage grin

Before I get married,my prospective wife must be on the same level as me financially..

Ain't ready for that liability bullshit undecided

Imagine earning 100k as a man and your wife is jobless/lazy with lots of siblings to cater for

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Foreign Affairs › Re: British Crime Agency Intercepts Cocaine Worth £40m In A Batch Of Bananas by CocaineLord(m): 4:12pm On Jul 30, 2022

UncannyGenius:
You dey laugh. Dem go catch you soon. You just implicated yourself by your name.

Foreign Affairs › Re: British Crime Agency Intercepts Cocaine Worth £40m In A Batch Of Bananas by CocaineLord(m): 4:06pm On Jul 30, 2022

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Celebrities › Re: Zubby Michael Bows To Aki & Pawpaw On Set. Carries Their Bag (Video) by CocaineLord(m): 9:30am On Jul 29, 2022

OvulatoryMenses:
I've got nothing but mad love for Aki & pawpaw

I remember running into raheem sterling in the UK and after knowing I was nigerian,asked about Aki & pawpaw I was surprised a well known international footballer like sterling can know them

He told me they remain his favorite nollywood actors cos he grew up watching them

I think you're right....I remember one time he posted them on his Instagram page and said he loved them so much.

These guys are beloved all around the world especially Osita iheme cos he's the meme king

Even shaderoom,snoop dogg & other yankee celebs do post him once In a while with his funny memes grin

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Family › Re: Funny But True by CocaineLord(m): 11:29pm On Jul 24, 2022

Let them keep smelling

We'll keep loving them grin

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Celebrities › Re: Kenneth Aguba Meets OPM Pastor In Port Harcourt, Gets Free House, Feeding by CocaineLord(m): 10:03pm On Jul 05, 2022

Free house or free room? undecided

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Sports › Re: Arsenal Complete Gabriel Jesus Signing by CocaineLord(m): 5:33pm On Jul 04, 2022

Can Jesus save Arsenal? undecided

Crime › Re: A Guy Raped My Sister by CocaineLord(m): 11:50am On Jul 04, 2022

Our young ladies ain't safe anymore..

Why can't the idiot pay a prostitute when we have them in abundance?

And to those senseless idiots commenting asking if truly she was raped....If they were dating,the young girl wouldn't tell anyone they had sex,I'm sure the young lady told her family she was raped, that's why the OP brought it here.

We need to protect our women

SMH

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Celebrities › Re: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by CocaineLord(m): 12:02pm On Jul 02, 2022

IamGreen1:
Your pishure or inno believe

Celebrities › Re: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by CocaineLord(m): 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2022

Carlyboi:
6’7 kwa!that’s a long man!

Anything taller than 6’4 for a non-model or basketball player,footballer(Gk,CB,CF and DM) and some other sports,and,law enforcements and security guys(Military,paramilitary,bodyguards) is kinda excessive!

I am taller than most basketballers in the US

Celebrities › Re: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by CocaineLord(m): 11:46am On Jul 02, 2022

I am more handsome and sexier than Idris Elba,Damson Idris,Morris Chestnut,Brad Pitt, Robert Paterson,Tank etc

At 6"7 and dark skinned with a thick voice and pearly white teeth,I am definitely one of the most beautiful creature God ever made.

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Family › Re: What Is Your Favorite Fetish? by CocaineLord(m): 4:54pm On Jun 22, 2022

I have a fetish for sniffing women's panties especially the worn one cool

I also got a thing for tattoos on a woman's laps tongue

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Politics › Re: History Will Be Made If Tinubu Becomes President – Tanko Yakasai by CocaineLord(m): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2022

lexotan:
Okay ooo

SCAM

What fucking history undecided

Aso rock would be a den of thieves and junkies if Pa Tinubu become president grin

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Wins APC Presidential Ticket With 1271 Votes by CocaineLord(m): 12:56pm On Jun 08, 2022*

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Politics › Re: APC Primary: Osinbajo Leaves Convention Venue As Vote Counting Continues by CocaineLord(m): 11:17am On Jun 08, 2022

He was played grin

Nigerians deserve better though.

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Politics › Re: Ajayi Boroffice Steps Down For Tinubu (APC Presidential Primary) by CocaineLord(m): 10:42pm On Jun 07, 2022

With the way things are going,even President buhari might step down for Pa Tinubu grin

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Politics › Re: SW Leaders Put Pressure On Osinbajo To Step Down For Tinubu by CocaineLord(m): 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2022

ViciousNiki:

You know you crazy for this

They don't call me Cocainelord for nothing cool

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Politics › Re: SW Leaders Put Pressure On Osinbajo To Step Down For Tinubu by CocaineLord(m): 5:13pm On Jun 07, 2022

Why can't Pa tinubu step down for Osinbanjo?

Pa tinubu is old and unhealthy and should be relaxing in the Maldives with some nice looking bitches and not gunning to be Nigeria's president grin

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Politics › Re: EFCC Officials Arrive At APC Convention Venue by CocaineLord(m): 5:07pm On Jun 07, 2022

These fougaisies just wasting their time

Only amateur politicians/aspirants share money at conventions

The real deal goes on in hotel rooms and private conference halls

Politics › Re: Police Tear-Gas Tinubu’s Supporters, Journalists At APC Primaries Venue by CocaineLord(m): 4:57pm On Jun 07, 2022

President Buhari Run The City

Show No Pity grin

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Politics › Re: APC Primaries: Adamu Accused Of Altering Delegates Lists, Group Alleges by CocaineLord(m): 5:23pm On Jun 06, 2022

Adamu can't last as APC Chairman

He's too desperate, dangerous and over ambitious

If you know him from 1977,you'll know what I'm talking about

Dude is also an extremist.

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Politics › Re: Adamu Announces Lawan As APC Consensus Candidate At NWC Meeting by CocaineLord(m): 5:00pm On Jun 06, 2022

Adamu lawan who is a rubber stamp legislator and also the worst Senate president ever is whom these buffoons have choosen as their flag bearer cheesy

These northerners scheming hard but fvck it Ahmed lawan ain't the right man..

WTF

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Politics › Re: Adamu Announces Lawan As APC Consensus Candidate At NWC Meeting by CocaineLord(m): 4:56pm On Jun 06, 2022

The best thing is for the south to rally round and support Peter obi

Tinubu should take it in good faith but he should call his boys and tell them to support Peter obi

If Peter obi can win SS,SE,SW ,then he's good to go and also Peter obi can get a strong northern VP to split the votes in the North zones.

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Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: Adamu Announces Lawan As Consensus Candidate by CocaineLord(m): 4:33pm On Jun 06, 2022

Lol

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