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PoliticsRe: Revealed: How Fayose Was Disgraced At Ado Monarch Daughter's Church Wedding by Cochima: 10:27pm On Dec 15, 2018
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RomanceRe: Christmas Romance, A True Life Story by Cochima(op): 9:16pm On Dec 13, 2018
Don't miss the end........
RomanceChristmas Romance, A True Life Story by Cochima(op): 9:15pm On Dec 13, 2018
I won't bore you with my episode, just wanna let you know why I hate Christmas....

It all started on November 2013 when I was doing my I. T with one of the generation banks in Nigeria, I met this girl who happens to be from my home town. I never loved her initially because I felt she wasn't my my level. After 2 months I met her, she forced me to attend a birthday party of her so called friend in lekki. I won't lie that I never enjoyed that party infact I enjoyed every bit of it. I got intoxicated alone the line because alcohols was new to my system. Florence manage and made sure I never embarrass myself..... She packed all my vomits and cover me up in the mist of her fellow slay queens. That was when I started loving her. Just like that saying love is blind, I began to feel so differently about her class and everything about her. I came to realize that I could actually transformed her to that beautiful lady I dream of. Maybe I was under enchantment, trust me I had no single feeling for this lady when I met her earlier on, or God just wanted to punishing me for disflowering my 19 years course mate and dumping her afterwards though she's late now.... MAY GOD FORGIVE ME.


My problem started on 13th December 2013 when Florence told me she would be traveling, I decided to take my leave and travel with her since we are from the same home town, she kicked against it and convinced me why I shouldn't travel and focus more on my job. I never knew this girl was trying to cover up her background, after so much lying. On 23th I lied to my supervisor that I lost my late mother and my attention is needed at my home town...... I did all this to be with a LADY F like I always call her and I never informed her because I wanted to surprise her.
I got to my hometown in abia state exactly 9am because I followed night bus. I tried calling her number numbers it were all swift off. After two days I couldn't reach her I was worried, I began to ask people around because my hometown is a small one. Finally I met someone who know her because he's from her compound and bear same username with her. THE guy was shocked with my love story and told me there's nowhere I will know this lady. I convinced him to take me to her house, that was when the real dramar started..... I met her mum and showed the pictures because she was doubting me and bust into a serious crying.... The last I could remember that evening was two guys (Florence's brothers) hiting me with a plywood on my head ....... Before I past out



To be continued.... I am so happy I am alive
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Police Receive 104,289 Applications For 10,000 Jobs by Cochima: 7:55am On Dec 12, 2018
joining nigerian police, is like joining cult group, those guys are evil and black in the heart like their uniform
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Aisha Buhari Concludes Plans To Pack Out Of Aso Villa by Cochima: 8:41pm On Dec 11, 2018
lol, I wish this story is realcheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Reacts To ICC Accusation Of War Crimes by Cochima: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2018
pathetic cowards, for the bloods and the innocent souls you monsters wasted, you all and your unborn generation shall know no peace

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Reacts To ICC Accusation Of War Crimes by Cochima: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2018

HealthRe: HIV Couples Give Birth To 72 Negative Babies In Bauchi by Cochima: 6:25am On Dec 03, 2018
They took their medications seriously, kudos to them

RomanceRe: Please I Need Wife by Cochima: 10:24am On Dec 02, 2018
21st century women are bad luck, I don't see myself getting married anytime soon. Having baby mamas is the only option. I don't want any woman to infect me with their wickedness
RomanceRe: Man Caught his girlfriend with Another Man inside Kfc, Slaps the man by Cochima: 10:13am On Dec 02, 2018
he have no right to slap another man because of pussy. I see girls as intimacy gadget, they don't add any value to your life, instead they steal from you, pretending to love you. That's why yahoo boys get them so easily. Bunch of GOLD DIGGERS
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Wife Gets Third Term, Ojukwu's Wife Can't Get APGA Ticket by Cochima: 6:12pm On Dec 01, 2018
igbos only respect their heros and don't worship them like the Yoruba.. It doesn't make sense worshipping a man who doesn't know your existence according him the respect is the best you can do
PoliticsRe: Drama As Twitter User Renounces RCCG Due To Osinbajo by Cochima: 6:03pm On Dec 01, 2018
i am sure rccg will not even noticed you left because they have so many branches in Nigeria. I feel bad though that Nigerians are too religious. It is only in Nigeria where your uncle will give donation of 100 million while you are looking for ordinary 50k to pay for your school fees
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Wears Igbo Attire, Receives Chieftaincy Title (PHOTOS/VIDEO) by Cochima: 5:58pm On Dec 01, 2018
Corrinthians:
Even the crude thief Ganduje, una give title, you dey dey beat chest for nothing. grin
omenka stay away from my handle, I don't deal with zombies a blind one as at that
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje's Set Lagos Free Trending On Twitter by Cochima: 5:56pm On Dec 01, 2018
shukuokukobambi:
You're the tribalist. An albino hunchback has filled the brains of majority of your youths with so much idiocy that some of them even started renouncing Jesus Christ and Christianity because of him yet you have done nothing to correct it. Yet you come wanking over Yoruba and Tinubu matter. Are you that lacking in focus?
you will be ignored menh..... You have high level of myopic reasoning
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje's Set Lagos Free Trending On Twitter by Cochima: 5:50pm On Dec 01, 2018
shukuokukobambi:
Why you carry Tinubu and Yoruba matter for head like this? Do we hold the key to your destiny? cheesy
which destinyhuh the problem of Nigeria is trabalist like you, who took politics too serious and personal
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje's Set Lagos Free Trending On Twitter by Cochima: 5:43pm On Dec 01, 2018
shukuokukobambi:
Even after ojukwu led 3m of your fathers to their deaths before running away in his wife's skirt and blouse, your fathers and you continued to worship him.

Even after he came back and contested under the same party of the same fulani he wasted your ancestors against, you still worship him.

Even after he got all his pensions while his soldiers were left to rot in penury and destitution, you continued worshipping him.

Even after he declared that biafra was dead and died and buried as a Nigerian himself, you still worship his manhood.

Why not liberate yourself before whining about others?
why my comment pain you this much, are you one of the worshiperhuh grin

Yeah, in anambra apga people worship ojukwo, is not a crime man or is worshipping tinubu a crimehuh Stop being pained for nothing
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Reacts To Frederick Fasehun's Death by Cochima: 5:15pm On Dec 01, 2018
his reaction means nothing to me, he should focus more on taking us to the next level if atiku is defeated by next year. My only comfort is that, we all will suffer the consequences together irrespective of whom we vote
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje's Set Lagos Free Trending On Twitter by Cochima: 5:13pm On Dec 01, 2018
this guys should stop wasting his money, tinubu owns Lagos, untill he depart this world no other candidates can defeat his preferred candidate
Yorubas worship him like their God
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Wears Igbo Attire, Receives Chieftaincy Title (PHOTOS/VIDEO) by Cochima: 4:15pm On Dec 01, 2018
no well known eze of igboland will give this demon any title, I am so sure some group of zombies organized this propaganda in kaduna to get Christmas bonus from their bmc job
CrimeRe: Bus Driver Spotted Urinating At The Middle Of A Major Road (photos) by Cochima: 2:44pm On Dec 01, 2018
is common in Lagos

No matter how gentle and calm you are, you can't work and live in Lagos without exchanging words with someone. Too many frustrated crazy individuals plenty for Lagos
PoliticsRe: AlJazeera: 'Nigeria's Worsening Job Crisis Feels Like There's No Hope' by Cochima: 8:46pm On Nov 29, 2018
grin
RomanceRe: "The Gift A Nigerian Guy Can Always Give Another Guy Is A Condom" - Twitter User by Cochima: 5:37pm On Nov 29, 2018
angry
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy “Runs Mad” In Benin After His Father’s Death. Photos by Cochima: 2:16pm On Nov 29, 2018
unfortunately i don't believe in all this ritual nonsense. nollywood should be banned angry angry

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