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Adrenaline123: NAIRALANDCHOPMYCREDITOPHOBIA

Just checked ur profile picture, ur mouth..........hmmmmmm just perfect to suck my womanliness

sirnoel: only few of these ladies have commented on my thread. So they should stop ghost mode and comment cos my stories are BOMB...

I WONT logout(All) before my username go change to #cocoberry1ofokokdu!

Telling lie is stressful, u have to keep telling more lies to cover the ones u have told. I hate stress joor.

U r kool n not ugly................. I like dem Fugly

horlabiyi: lol you need to check my profile and judge.

Bring ur D make I see!

adedeji65: there was this mushin babe, she was the first tl say hi on Facebook, I started calling her for like 5months . then we couldn't meet cause she was in lag nd I was in school. shortly I went for my I.t, infact that profile of me working with a German firm finished the parole. while. chatting one night told her I love her boobs, she was like why do I like them, told her they are big and love to play with them, she replied with "where and when," my D hardened!!!!! Told her my place, by the coming weekend ,She obliged and by sunday she came over , she wasn't bad, cute and sweet But had hair around her boobs I coped with it though. When she got to my place told her about my job nd likes, I know she was wet already, then banged for 2rounds ,though she managed to withstand the third.. but it was worth it though.. since then .,she just dey run from this D oooo.. up Netherlands!!!

U r so Mouthed!

hardbody: Lol. Ok. on a salary scale of N24m plus per annum, i earn more than that in a month. Does that still make sense to you? I am coming strictly from my perspective and so do not see how N700k amounts to 'making it'. Its less than a couple of guys monthly take home. That is my point, i have not in anyway suggested that N.7m is not good money, especially when won on a bet, but it does not go beyond the short term.

I'm 100% certain Hardbody don't earn up to dat! People wey dey collect real pay no dey make mouth!

zicoraads: I like this. This touched my life. Thanks!

Meanwhile, hardbody...u just got urself the attention u voluntarily or involuntarily 'ordered'. Its true that u might or might not earn that, but that is big money. Especially when it comes in form of a 'windfall' as this one did. Besides, the argument didnt warrant ur mentioning ur take home pay.

R u fugly?

horlabiyi: hi,having hard time writing personal message on here. I would like to know you.

I like dem ugly with a GOOD heart! Seriously I do, cos my beauty will complement d guy's fuglyness

Jbond dear, I'm here, in Brazil . Don't mind shakola91, took dat picture in d office.

Jbond: Which kin jealousy be ur own na, shey na u be d hubby wey she for tk d pic for ur house, u cnt mk me change my mind frm knwin her better oh my cocoberry where @thou?

Who said Brazil will go home today? They r home already!

Haba mamaoge! Baygon! Dats too harsh nah, y not nicely tell me to leave dan use Baygon. *sadface*

mamaoge: Some people are indeed very insensitive and I experienced them a lot when I was younger. This thread has brought to my memory certain friends then who no senddd you whatever hints u gave them, sweep till tomorrow dem no go go even if it was night! The only thing that worked for me is to go and (or arrange with a sibling to) switch off NEPA meter and start lamenting that something went wrong with our line. When that was overused I would just start yawning and dozing but like I said no be everybody that one dey move.

Then why waste your precious perfume if you have insecticide? You go just pretend say you saw cockroach or something and spray a good amount of Baygon under the chair, dem no go beg d person before he/she go waka go. Or set reminder or alarm with a ringing tone & do a fictitious call with someone you have to leave the house to go and meet somewhere immediately!

When landlord no ready to care for him tenants! Decryptor thank u!

Aniroly:

Ehm, my guy decryptor i like d tory but you try reason am say if you start your own tory with you title e for better well well because now when d op wan come continue him own e go dey confuse pesin especially those where go come read d tory for middle, And You know say e no good to throw landlord commot from him house

Just saying though

Un-follow joor...... d anxiety is too much

U r just an Efulefu!

EFULEFU1: My first wife is sick, seriously sick of mental derangement
Now i am about going for a bank loan to marry a second wife.
i am a taxi driver. is this a good move?

Wetin she do o?

zicoraads: See cocoberry o

Was at Heart to Heart Center 1st week of January n also in June for Confirmation.

bin gbagbo: how are u sure he is also not scared of you

Op thanks so much for bringing dis up. Booboo has been away now n will be back dis month. I certainly don't see myself Bleeping him without us visiting Heart to Heart Center, but can't find d right words to tell him. 2 years for South Africa, I'm Pucking scared.

Happybirthday! hope u had all d fun? God bless u real good!

Trust me, u will keep searching!

slyopez: I bleeped more than 20 fresh pu.nnany but never dated any. Still searchin for my love