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Osyxcel:
Mukina2 oya sekem sekem

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Is it not too early for this?

edwife:
Where the [size=20pt]HATERS[/size]


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You say?

Mourinho sent to the stand for dissent...

Matic red-carded for silly tackles...

Mikel sent to the rescue...

The 3 Magical "M's"...

Mourinho sent to the stand for dissent...

Matic red-carded for silly tackles...

Mikel sent to the rescue...

The 3 Magical "M's"...

raumdeuter:
Bayern decided to hand you a lifeline so you wont kill yourself. Try and show some gratitude. It wouldnt cost us anything to beat you home and away but we have to be considerate of your well being and that of millions of Arsenal fans

You don't need to repeat this, even a blind person can see Arsenal's best is Europa qualification. Did you not notice there wasn't any party here? That says it all.

Bayern currently is the best team in the UCL this season.

barackohandso:
You can't be a Barca fan and continue spewing this thrash about pique, busquests and valdes you keep spewing. Fact is there's only so much luck a player can have. You can be tagged lucky if you do something just once, but not when you're consistent. No way! These players have 3 UCL trophies each whilst being an integral member of the squad that won it and you still call them average?

Baba don vex oh...


No matter how many times you say this...Haterz won't stop!

raumdeuter:

So they seized his leg now or they changed the rules of football

Na so Robinho and Quaresma take start

raumdeuter:

If I ask you to Give us Bendtners stats in the league you wont return back

Gotze has 2 goals in the CL this season

Last year he had 4 goals and 3 assists

I'm sure its because of theone horse league too

Lets forget about the local leagues Show me ANY season Hazard has either scored more or assisted more goals than Gotze in the Champions league

That guy still dey play football...

hensben:
You are not making sense. The fact is bousquet, pique and Valdez are not quality players. Enrique is an average coach.
Pep to me has not really been tested, I feel he is overrated. Mou is good but he is too arrogant and his football tactics is not pleasing to watch, I'm not his fan despite he is the current coach of my club. SAF is/was a cheat. My best coaches are arsene wenger and ancelotti.

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What did you say?

Usbcable...Krasid...

Smh...

http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/official-claims-hes-being-pressured-favour-real-madrid-upcoming-clasico-4607424

Usbcable...Krasid...

Smh...

http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/official-claims-hes-being-pressured-favour-real-madrid-upcoming-clasico-4607424

Hazard wants to leave Chelsea this summer


“Hazard also sparked speculation over his future by liking an Instagram post linking him with Real Madrid, and according to L’Equipe, the 24-year-old has already informed his team-mates and family that he wants to leave Stamford Bridge at the end of the season.”


http://soccer.nbcsports.com/2015/10/21/report-hazard-wants-to-leave-chelsea-this-summer/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs

Lalasticlala
Seun
Ishilove
OAM4J

A father is lynched for rumor of eating beef!

Also his son and grandmother of 75 years were beaten!

Its unthinkable to know that cows are respected and honored by 80% of 1.2 billion Indians

Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything - Genesis 9:3

A 50-year-old man in northern India has been killed in a mob lynching allegedly over rumours that his family had been storing and consuming beef at home.

Mohammad Akhlaq was kicked and beaten with stones by a group of men in Dadri in Uttar Pradesh state on Monday night.

Mr Akhlaq's 22-year-old son was also seriously injured in the attack, and has been admitted to a hospital.

Six people have been arrested in connection with the incident. Police are probing who spread the rumour.

Slaughter of cows is a sensitive issue in India as the animal is considered sacred by Hindus, who comprise 80% of the country's 1.2bn people.

Uttar Pradesh is among a number of Indian states who have tightened laws banning cow slaughter and the sale and consumption of beef.

The beef ban has also provoked outrage with many questioning how the government decides what is on their plate.

Mr Akhlaq's family said the family had stored mutton, and not beef in their fridge. The police have taken the meat and sent it for testing, reports said.

"Some locals spread rumours that Akhlaq had cow meat at his home and engaged in cow slaughter. Following the rumours, they attacked his home," senior local official NP Singh told The Indian Express newspaper.

Senior police official Kiran S told the AFP news agency that the "announcement about the family consuming beef was made at a [local] temple".

The incident happened in a village, barely 50km (31 miles) away from the Indian capital, Delhi, where Mr Akhlaq, a farm worker, lived with his family.

His 18-year-old daughter Sajida told the newspaper that a "group of more than 100 people from the village" reached the house on Monday night.

"They accused us of keeping cow meat, broke down our doors and started beating my father and brother. My father was dragged outside the house and beaten with bricks," she said.

"We had come to know later that an announcement had been made from the temple about us eating beef...There was some mutton in the fridge...The police have taken it for examination."

Reports said local villagers, protesting against the arrests, had clashed with the police, and damaged a number of vehicles.

Eleven states - including Uttar Pradesh - and two union territories (federally-administered regions) in India ban slaughter of cows, calves, bulls and bullocks.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34398433

Lalasticlala
Seun
Ishilove
OAM4J

When other politicians are financing their ministerial ambitions and embezzling money!

But I pray the money is duly disbursed to the victims...

Less I forget, we need constant electricity, good roads, jobs, e.t.c in Lagos...

Eko o ni baje...

GOVERNOR Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos State, on Wednesday, announced a donation of N150 million towards the alleviation of the plight of victims of Boko Haram insurgency in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states.

He made the presentation of N50 million to each of the states during the maiden National Council of Stat (NCS) meeting of the present administration presided over by President Muhammadu Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

Ambode told members of the council that Lagos was moved by the suffering of victims of Boko Haram activities affecting not only states in the north east, but also other parts of the country.

The governor said his state saw the insurgent activities as traumatic to the people and sympathised with the three northern states mainly affected, noting that the donation was to ameliorate the plight of the Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) in the states.

"There is no gainsaying the fact that the emergence of Boko Haram and its devastating activities is a single challenge facing us as a nation. Though, the insurgence is basically limited to the north-eastern part of Nigeria, the effect is felt everywhere across the states of the federation.

"Recently, at the just-concluded 21st National Economic Summit of the National Economic Summit Group (NESG) in Abuja, Secretary to the Government of the Federation presented a graphic and heart-rending report of the extent of damage and social trauma brought about by insurgency in the region.

"Lagos State views insurgency and natural disasters as hardships that leaves traumatic experiences. We commiserate with the three northern states and share the pains and discomfort of our brothers and sisters.

"We also commend our president for the renewed commitment of the Federal Government to bringing insurgency to a logical conclusion by the year end. Our security agencies also deserve commendation for their gallantry, courage and resolve to ensure that the directive of the president and indeed the wish of all Nigerians is achieved.

"Notwithstanding the hard times resulting from the current economic situation, we have resolved to show leadership and compassion to the plight of our brothers and sisters in North-Eastern Nigeria.

"It is therefore in demonstration of our commitment towards bringing succour and relief to thousands of the IDPs that we present this donation of N50 million each to the governments of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe states.

"We use this opportunity to call on all Nigerians including corporate organisations and other public spirited individuals to reach out at this time and alleviate the pains of our compatriots in this part of Nigeria."

http://tribuneonlineng.com/node/20249

sebod:
I really never knew being nutmegged was a big deal, until I read it. Now I know how Milner would have felt then.

Its only if you never played the beautiful game passionately... Omo na toros dem dey call am oh...


That's not a good feeling if nutmegged especially by an exceptional player... But worse if its by an otu

dmcdad:
[size=16pt]Yaya Toure: I was afraid Messi would embarrass me in front of my family![/size]

Manchester City midfielder Yaya Toure knows Lionel Messi very well, given he played with the Barcelona star at the Catalan club. Therefore, he's had the chance to play with and against the Argentina international. He's spoke about both in an interview with Rio Ferdinand on BT Sport.

"The best player I have played with is Messi. I'll tell you something, I one heard Patrice Evra and Carlos Tevez say that Cristiano Ronaldo works really hard, but Messi is different. Messi is a genius. It's natural. In training he's simple. He's very good with the ball. He's always with the ball, but he never does anything crazy. He's thinking about the game. He's like Sergio Aguero, trying to do everything easy, trying to reserve himself for the game. Also like Carlos Tevez, you worked with him," Toure said to Ferdinand when asked about Messi.

"One thing is what he does in training. In training you think you're going to lose, but after in the game... it's different. You can see the mentality of these guys. They are totally dedicated to the game. In training, they work, learn and try to maintain their form, but for them the game is everything," he added.

When Rio Ferdinand asked him who the best player he's ever faced is, the answer was the same. "Also Messi. We played against [Barça] in the last Champions League. In fact, we've played against them in the last two seasons. Last year in the dressing room he jokingly said he will nutmeg me. I saw him nutmeg two of my team-mates and thought he'd do it to me. Whenever he came near me I screamed inside 'please not me, don't nutmeg me'. I was afraid he'd embarrass me infront of my family."

Mourinholic:
Guy just Find a way to stop it.......

My brother preach it...


It ruins...

chrisley024:
And he has become a tactical genius cos of the above quote

Genius ko! guinnes ni!

I tire oh...

Chelseafan1:
Bitter truth! I know a lot of people who picked Over 2.5 goals for Barca, Bayern to score, Chelsea to score, they all lost their money, ds betting ehn, I really wish I know what to do to make me stop totally, I wud never allow even my worst enemy start ds thing at all....its just not advisable to indulge in it.


Worst thing that has ever happened to a good number of Nigerian youths.

The truth is bitter...

Mystic1:
Abeg una help me see Raumdeuter? That sneaky little bastard. Lied to me and everyone else about how good Bayern were, now my 35k is gone!!! Where ever you are, i will find you and i will behead you.

Dayo see wetin your mouth don cause oh...

mukina2:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SEKEEEEM SEKEEEM

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I like your dance...


For those that staked bets on Bayern Winning... Just click on this venue: https://www.nairaland.com/526446/bayern-munich-5-times-champions/352#39183986

Bayern scammed una...

sod09:
dude....of course everyone know wat will happen in d end
But let's celebrate d victory....d wals are waiting

GOD Bless you my brother...


Let's celebrate...


Venue...https://www.nairaland.com/526446/bayern-munich-5-times-champions/352#39183986

raumdeuter:
Oya Dj report for duty.

I expect full gratitude from gayners cos we intentionally gave them a lifeline

I didn't want to be responsible for million of suicides


No game analysis till tomorrow

Tval ruudie come play music

Raumdauter, A40 una dey fall person hand... With all the mouth you n your pals made on every football thread available... Na so life be!

Raumdauter, A40 una dey fall person hand... With all the mouth you n your pals made on every football thread available... Na so life be!


Strictly for Party lovers...https://www.nairaland.com/526446/bayern-munich-5-times-champions/352#39183773

hariorh:
Oh, so the last round of matches ended tonight shey?


Continue ur hating... As someone said above, story go change by December

But you said I was not watching! That's what you think! That wont change my opinion about Arsenal's slim chance of qualifying... Its too late... I don't see Arsenal beating Bayern and also Olympiakos...


As for you accusing me of hating... I actually would like to see Bayern knocked out... But we all know that they are too good...

mukina2:
raumdauter

hi!

A40
cava?

Before you shine your 32 teeth...

The table still stands...

Bayern Munich - 6

Olympiakos - 6

Arsenal - 3

Dinamo Zagreb - 3

Ok, the Party can now begin...

hariorh:
He's not watching obviously

Do you just assume or you read n digest...


Bayern Munich - 6

Olympiakos - 6

Arsenal - 3

Dinamo Zagreb - 3

barackohandso:
But they're winning na

By December... Story go change...


Over to Bayern thread for some celebration...


Wonderful run by Hector Bellerin...