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dmcdad:
No mind those ingrates. After last match, them just dey ginger say Messi suppose dey fit by the 6th week, as opposed to the 8weeks mark. Them want make him play their qualifiers against Brazil and Chile next month just before the Classic.

This same people wey say Messi no dey do enough for Argentina, na them still dey cry for help from am now. If this ain't hypocrisy, I wonder what is.

My own be say, na them know how them wan cope. But we no need rush Messi. Make them just comot mind say Messi go dey available for those matches. We need him in the Clasico just a few days later after their qualifying matches. Even the Clasico sef, I go like make Lucho bring am in the way him do am against Atletico. Hopefully the game will still be balanced before then.

Na now them know say Messi dey do alot of work for that team. Bunch of ungrateful truants. Rubbish people.

Argentina without Messi is like a Ship @ mid-sea without a Sailor...

dmcdad:
Nope I don't. You expect I have one that I use in jerking off like Penaldo and Hazard fanboys do? Nah...

I ain't a fan boy. I am a football lover and I appreciate a good player when I see one.

Omg...


Me I no dey oh...

dmcdad:
Where you dey when him dey create chances against Sevilla? Na him fault say him partners no gree convert? Abi na him fault say Pique no gree put leg for ball? Make una relax jhor. If na Ney play the way Suarez play against Sevilla, you for don dey ask for him head. Yet, I no see anywhere say you fault Suarez oooooo.

If this ain't... Well make I no talk.

Dmcdad I am so sorry... Honestly! He played well last game...

Do you have a Neymar jersey?

Chelseafan1:
Few weeks ago, some cules here opined that, Neymar's frozen assets might be the cause of his recent poor form, dude responded by partying away in Brazil, enjoying his life and having fun.

Truly, the frozen asset is affecting him

Una dey find trouble...

pelvicky:
Neymar urge barca fans to get behind the team and stop the whistling

suarez "the whistling are not right despite winning a treble last season "


like wtf is happening in camp nou?

Are they crazy?


I hope dmcdad willl not come here to say the whistling are affecting neymar performances(just joking)

To you na joke but I no fit shout...

robosky02:
having open the floor we await Dangote to complete his take over of ASENAL..

Mukina2 be like...

Ready for business...

Aareonakakanfo:
Naaah. i downloaded it for free so the online version doesn't work. If i had gotten it legit from steam, then it would have worked

Ok... Enjoy...

Aareonakakanfo:
Lol funlord i just dey tank pes2015 since that time

Do you play online?

Lalasticlala
Seun
Liverpool fans...

Haterz...

'The normal one'
In Jose Mourinho's first press conference after joining Chelsea in 2004, he described himself as a "special one".

Reminded of this and asked to assess himself, Klopp responded: "I don't want to describe myself. I'm a totally normal guy, I'm the 'normal one'."


Humility is key...

Comparing with the greats

Liverpool managers
There are a number of revered managers in Liverpool's history, such as Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley and Dalglish, who won 12 league titles between them.

However, Klopp, who described joining Liverpool as "one of the best moments of my life", said he was more focused on the work he has to do in the present than on whether he could join them as a Reds "legend".

"I don't compare myself with genius managers of Liverpool," he said. "It's cool that some of you, and the fans, are looking forward to the next few years and months, but none of these managers said 'my target is to be a legend'.

"This is a great club because of many, many great decisions in the past. Now we have to work in the present."

Planning for success

It is 25 years since Liverpool last won the league - their 18th top-flight title - under Kenny Dalglish.

"Twenty-five years ago is a long time," said Klopp. "History is only the base for us; [we shouldn't] keep the history in our backpack all day.

"I want to see the first step next week and not always compare with other times. This is a great club with big potential. Everything is there. Let's try to start a new way.

"I ask, please give us time. If you are patient and are prepared to work, in a special Liverpool way we can be successful.

"If I am sitting here in four years, we will win one title [piece of silverware] in this time."

'Full throttle' football

Klopp introduced a style of powerful, high-speed football during his time at Dortmund - a style he says he will continue at Anfield.

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Archive: Klopp's philosophy

"Winning is important, but so is how you win and how you play the game," he said. "I believe in a playing philosophy that is very emotional, very fast and very strong.

"Everybody knows me. I haven't changed in four months. [My style is] emotion inside, it's speed, it's a transition game. All the things that make football interesting for me I want to see on the pitch.

"I have said this phrase 'full-throttle' football. It will be this.

"But it's not the day for promising a certain style of football. Let's start to work, let's speak next week, let's start normal work."

Transfer committee

During Rodgers' tenure, Liverpool operated what has become known as the 'transfer committee' - a six-member group responsible for identifying transfer targets, considering their merits and conducting negotiations.

Twenty-three players were signed on permanent deals during Rodgers' reign for a combined fee of nearly £292m, with Luis Suarez and Raheem Sterling sold, to Barcelona for £75m and Manchester City for £49m respectively.

It is understood that Klopp will operate in this existing system but the German pointed out that he would have a decisive role.

"It's enough for me to have the first and last word," Klopp later told a press conference.

"We only want to discuss really good players. I'm not a genius, I don't know more than the rest of the world. I need the other people to get perfect information. It's really easy to handle it."

'Problems to solve'

Rodgers led Liverpool to a second-place finish in 2014, but they managed only sixth last season.

Klopp, who won the Bundesliga twice and reached the 2013 Champions League final during his seven years at Dortmund, said: "I am here because I believe in the potential of the team.

"In this moment we are not the best team in the world, but who cares? We want to be the best team in the world in the future.

"There are problems, you need to solve them. We have good defenders, strikers and midfielders. The first game is at Tottenham [in the Premier League on 17 October]. We need to make a team for this game.

"You have to change from doubter to believer. We have to change our performance because nobody is satisfied at the moment."

New Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has described the Anfield job as "the biggest challenge" in world football.

The 48-year-old German was appointed as Brendan Rodgers' successor on Thursday, signing a three-year deal worth £15m.

He takes over a side who are 10th in the Premier League with 12 points from eight games.

"I was never a guy for an easy way," Klopp told LFCTV. "This is the biggest challenge in football. It is the most interesting job in world football."

Klopp, who will be joined at Anfield by his former Borussia Dortmund assistants Zeljko Buvac and Peter Krawietz, continued: "I read in the papers it is a disaster, but we are only six points to the top position in the table.

"It is interesting that nobody is satisfied or patient. We have to think about what to change. That is my job.

"I know what I want. First I need to talk to the players to find a common way. We will find that and who wants to do what I propose.

"Whoever wants to do what I want can be a good friend of mine. And it is not so bad a thing to be a friend of mine."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34484308

Liverpool fans can meet here: https://www.nairaland.com/546776/liverpool-fc-fan-zone-reds/22#38824488

'The normal one'

In Jose Mourinho's first press conference after joining Chelsea in 2004, he described himself as a "special one".

Reminded of this and asked to assess himself, Klopp responded: "I don't want to describe myself. I'm a totally normal guy, I'm the 'normal one'."


http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34484308

Humility is key...

Klopp: Planning for success

It is 25 years since Liverpool last won the league - their 18th top-flight title - under Kenny Dalglish.

"Twenty-five years ago is a long time," said Klopp. "History is only the base for us; [we shouldn't] keep the history in our backpack all day.

"I want to see the first step next week and not always compare with other times. This is a great club with big potential. Everything is there. Let's try to start a new way.

"I ask, please give us time. If you are patient and are prepared to work, in a special Liverpool way we can be successful.

"If I am sitting here in four years, we will win one title [piece of silverware] in this time."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34484308

Klopp agreed a 3year deal and would be unveiled tomorrow...


http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/08/jurgen-klopp-confirmed-liverpool-manager

[size=21pt]Mikel: It was the 3rd assistant coach that led the DR Congo team to a famous victory today...


*Shakes his head* Oga Oliseh you see yourself... [/size]

^^^ You are welcome...

donjazet:
U guys need to watch this.!
F*cling hilarious!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_l_cjtIRc

Imagine the guy's cheek don turn red...


Chelsea should just relegate...

raumdeuter:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/20/24E268F000000578-0-image-a-19_1421798360364.jpg

Airmark maka why?

proxillin:
This happened live and direct in my church.

There is this woman in her 40s who usually sits at the pastor's office. I noticed she behaves like someone undergoing mental deliverance. I remember few times when church prayer warriors organize special prayers for her.

She was healed yesterday and our pastor was happy. I am very close to the pastor. When we were together, in his happy mood he told me what happened to the woman.

The woman was a Deeper Life member (this is not intended to paint any set of people bad. This is a real life story. I have to state out all the facts. Apologies to Deeper Life Christians).

She met her man in the same church. They were both Virgin. Based on Christian doctrine - No sex before wedding.

After wedding, she expected the man to start making moves, nothing was happening. The husband is like a serving junior pastor in the church.

She started making the moves. And whenever she does, the man was always giving excuses.

"I will minister today, I have to prepare my sermon notes"
"Its a prayer night...I want to be clean before God"
"Blah blah"

The woman could not longer take it. One day, she closed the door, forced herself on him, brought out his pinis, tried to arouse it, nothing happened.

That was when the woman started asking questions. After a lengthy argument, he confessed that he is impotent. And he has been keeping it a secret from his wife (A pastor for that matter).

This lady is core believer (You know deeper Life people na). She decided to stay. No divorce in Christianity. Once you swore an oath on the alter, you are in it for life. Based on her own believe ooooooo. Not mine. Because some churches may not divorce, but separation is allowed especially when they are endangering their own lives through fights and others.

She stayed in the marriage for 20 years. Her younger sister who got married after her now has 3 kids. She is still single and a virgin.

Her ability to bear all this tribulation started running down. She started having mental issues.

The first one happened, when her sister was celebrating her daughter's birthday. They had a little disagreement and she scattered the whole party. When they called family meeting to settle the issue was when she busted out and told her people "Can you Imagine, I am still a virgin". It was like film trick to the family.

Ever since then, she will be walking on the street, talking alone. If you ask her a question, she will be saying something else.

To cut the story short, someone brought her to our church. Where she has been undergoing reform. My pastor summoned her husband. As pastor to pastor. He told him "You are a wicked human being". "You have sinned against man, and God". Its true you have a problem. You are a pastor, spill your problem out, let the world help you. You kept it secret and even subjected your woman to a marital bondage for years. You have wasted her life. Where do you want her to start from?

The genesis of this no sex before marriage. I am not supporting anyone to engage in premarital sex, however, you need to find a way to know your partner during courtship.

Its either you marry an impotent or a sexomaniac. I remember a man that have sex with his wife 8 times a day. Whenever he is coming back from work, his wife will be crying.

Ladies Learn!

^^^ Yes...

Honours ...

Dortmund

Bundesliga: 2010–11, 2011–12
DFB-Pokal: 2011–12
DFL-Supercup: 2008, 2013, 2014
UEFA Champions League (Runner–Up): 2012–13
Individual
German Football Manager of the Year: 2011, 2012
FIFA World Coach of the Year – Second Place: 2013

Liverpool fans can celebrate the beginning of new and beautiful things to come...


Appointing Klopp is a wonderful news...


Liverpool fans meet here...https://www.nairaland.com/546776/liverpool-fc-fan-zone-reds/22#38700261

Liverpool fans can celebrate the beginning of new and beautiful things to come...


Appointing Klopp is a wonderful news...


https://www.nairaland.com/2645506/breaking-news-jurgen-klopp-agrees#38700226

Jurgen Klopp has signed a three-year contract to succeed Brendan Rodgers as Liverpool manager, according to reports.

The former Borussia Dortmund boss is now favourite to replace Rodgers after the Northern Irish boss was sacked follwing the side’s 1-1 draw with Everton.

Reds supporters immediately began calling for Klopp to be appointed as their new manager following Rodgers’ sacking.

And Klopp has actually put pen to paper on a deal, according to Bosnian news outlet Pravdabl. Its website, however, is currently down.

Klopp arrives at Liverpool with a glowing reputation and will supposedly bring assistant Zeljko Buvac with him.

Buvac is Bosnian himself and Pravdabl claim that they have been allowed to exclusively break the story.

Pravdabl claim that Buvac gave them permission to break the news.



http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/04/jurgen-klopp-agrees-three-year-deal-to-replace-brendan-rodgers-after-liverpool-v-everton-clash-report-5420421/

For Chelsea fans arguing about Hazard's overhyped status... GUESS WHAT!!! Chelsea fans rates Sanchez above Hazard-less Hazard...



http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/04/chelsea-fans-admit-arsenals-alexis-sanchez-is-playing-better-than-eden-hazard-5420973/