₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,788 members, 8,513,693 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 11:40 AM

Toggle theme

Coded01's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Coded01's Profile › Coded01's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 (of 335 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 4:09pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:
the only thing incredible about you is your level of idïocy. you just typed 500 words without making any sense out of it. how do you know PSG weren't there before united made their bid? so if he said he was interested in PSG before united - does it necessarily mean he preferred PSG to united? why is the average chelsea fan bereft of any God-given intelligence?



shut up your dirty mouth & stop worrying where di maria would play? you are insignificant to his decision. you stay in a village - who really reckons with you'd prognosis or prediction? you cannot even predict if you would have quality dinner tonight - anuofia!

you go from thread to thread constituting a nuisance like the fart of a leprous man. are you so unhappy in life, you cannot sit your crüsty bütt in your own club thread? i bet this is what you do in real life. you leave your house, go to the neighbours & chat shyte all day. you must be suffering from lack of confidence - you have the self esteem of an elf!
Coogar, Haba! Relax na... angry


Without trolls here, how entertaining will this thread be or other threads? lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 4:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
incredibleone:
I bet ur brain feels as good as new,knowing u av never used it...........falcao was d best cf when he join a newly promoted monaco,willian joined anzhi.....all u need is a brain as sharp as a 3months old retard,but unfortunately u av nothing upstairs..............crossia wanted more money and recognition at madrid,man u offered d cash nd of cos d recognition since he is gonna be playing with other overpriced monkeys like herrera and shaw ......'M still young maybe I will play for psg one day',I guess u know how willian and anzhi's story ended,u think crossia will wanna keep crossing d ball for a team below west hamhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?? Deluded slowpoke....I had like to leave with one thought,but m sure u don't av anywhere to put it
Wicked... grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 4:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:
we will miss blind if carrick isn't fit for the game at the emirates. blind has been our best player contrary to what gary neville said in his analysis. blind is a DM....what kinda passes do people expect from a DM?

how many through passes do matic, busquets, fernandinho, paulinho, makelele, ramsey, etc make? the criticism is misplaced. all blind does is tackle/intercept & release the ball to the players ahead. that he even agreed with neville shows his humility to take any sorta blame for the team.
Really? undecided


You have no idea... tongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 3:56pm On Nov 17, 2014
dopeJemi:
My Future Wife, let dis SINK in your Head "MANCHESTER
UNITED IS MY
FIRST Love Second "NO MANCHESTER UNITED NO LOVE"
QUALITIES Of My Wife To Be.
1. She Must not be a Chelsea Fans.
2. Non of Her Parent Should Like Chelsea
3. She Must Support CR7
4. OLD TRAFFORD Should be her Dream Land.
5. Incase she need a house cleaner, chelsea boy can
be hired
6. All the house Hold Equipment must be MANCHESTER UNITED
Customise.
7. After Heaven, OLD TRAFFORD is the Second Home.
8. Our Kids must Learn to Spell "MANCHESTER UNITED" before
understanding 1+1
9.Her favourite colour must be RED.
10. Anything Colour Blue must be Use in Toilet
Cleaning.
How many people support me
Not every Man Utd fan will agree with you on that cos it has become a nightmare as lowly sides like West Bromwich Albion, Everton, Newcastle, Swansea & other Championship teams now have it easy in Man Utd's so-called theatre of dreams every now n then... tongue

It is a shame though... embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 3:42pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:
but if your stüpid club is out of europe, would you even get 2nd-class players? why don't you trolls find something meaningful to write about for once in your miserable lives?



your own foolishness is directly proportional to your age. the more you grow, the dumber you become. for a top class player like di maria to play for a club without european games speaks highly of the brand of man utd. while united signed di maria, you got willian. grin
Hmmm! grin


You are right cos if Man Utd were to be Chelsea or Man City, maybe many sponsors would have cancelled their various deals with the club but Man Utd's Sponsors still standing side by side with Manchester United... cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 3:30pm On Nov 17, 2014
SetrakusRa:
Why shouldn't he say it directly if he's truly unhappy as you said? Go read the full interview again, this time from a credible source and don't allow bitterness make you bypass the part he said he's "very happy in England".

BTW, the question wasn't about unhappy or what he thinks of PSG, it was whether PSG wanted him during the transfer window.
Yes, but he said PSG had financial embargo that prohibited his transfer... lipsrsealed


Obviously, no one will like not to play UCL unless there is no choice... tongue


And as for his being happy @ Man Utd, he made similar statement few days b4 his transfer to Man Utd, so it's not a new thing to read players saying they are happy @ their clubs & the next day they are purchased by another club... wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 3:26pm On Nov 17, 2014
chrisley024:
Looks like Blind's injury is a torn ligament. Usually a long time out injury.


I pray LvG doesn't get also injured one day and become unable to attend games.
Smh... grin grin grin
Crime › Re: How Sixteen Year Old Girl Was Raped For Four Years By Married Guardian by coded01: 2:29am On Nov 17, 2014
gbemies:
the man should be castrated
Wicked... grin grin grin

Honestly, it is so annoying... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 11:34pm On Nov 16, 2014
Even when injury no dey, Man Utd dey chop am, as injuries full ground na, na to dey wait Championship na... grin tongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01:
Can't wait to see this for Barcelona... cool



https://giant.gfycat.com/WeeklyConcreteDonkey.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coded01: 11:16pm On Nov 16, 2014
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 10:58pm On Nov 16, 2014
As usual the most entertaining thread even though things aren't rosy @ the moment... grin tongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01:
Leo Messi's World and European records with FC Barcelona

After scoring twice against Ajax to equal Raúl as the all-time top goalscorer in the Champions League, the Argentinian has added yet another record to a long list

Leo Messi is setting new records every season and his brace on Wednesday night at the Amsterdam Arena secured the latest. He’s equalled Raúl’s record of 71 goals in the Champions League. Here’s a reminder of some of the most prominent records that the Argentinian now holds.

World records

- Only player to ever win all of the Balon d’Or, FIFA World Player, Pichichi and Golden Shoe in the same season (2009/10).

- Youngest three-time winner of the Balon d’Or in January 2012 (24 years, 6 months and 17 days.

- Only person to win four consecutive Balon d’Or trophies (2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012).

- Top scorer in one season of official matches: 73 goals in 2011/12 (50 in La Liga, 14 in Champions League, 3 in Cup, 3 in the Spanish Supercup, 1 in the European Supercup and 2 in the Clubs World Cup.

- Top goalscorer in a calendar year: 96 goals in 2012. 84 for Barça (59 in the Liga, 13 in the Champions League, 5 in the Spanish Cup, 2 in the Spanish Supercup and 5 in friendly matches) and 12 for Argentina.

- Longest scoring run in La Liga (33 goals in 21 consecutive games (2012/13)).

European records

- All-time top goalscorer in the Champions League, tied with Raúl on 71 goals. The Argentinian did it in 90 games while Raúl did it in 142 games for Real Madrid and Schalke 04.

- Only player to be top goalscorer in the Champions League for four consecutive seasons (2008/09 to 2011/12).

- Top goalscorer in a European league in the Golden Shoe era, since 1966/67 (50 goals in 2011/12).

- Top goalscorer in a league (50 goals in 2011/12).

- Top goalscorer in home matches in a league season (35 goals at the Camp Nou in Liga 2011/12).

- Top goalscorer in away matches in a league season (24 goals in Liga 2012/13).

- Most games scoring away from home (15 games and 24 goals in Liga 2012/13).

- Top goalscorer in second half of La Liga (28 goals in the Liga 2011/12).

- Only top goalscorer and top supplier of assists in the same season (50 goals and 15 assists (tied with Özil of Real Madrid) in Liga 2011/12).

- Top overall goalscorer in a season: 75 goals in 2011/12 (50 in La Liga, 14 in the Champions League, 3 in the Cup, 3 in the Spanish Supercup, 1 in the European Supercup, 2 in the Clubs World Cup and 2 in friendlies).

- First player to score in every game for half of a Liga season (30 goals in 19 consecutive games in Liga 2012/13.

http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/article/leo-messi-s-world-and-european-records-with-fc-barcelona

See freshness... cheesy cheesy cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2014
dmcdad:
Barcelona are willing to let right back Martin Montoya (23) go in January. Buy back option to be included, loan also possible. [sport]

These guys (board members) are just mad! This is the height of madness from this board. Dang!
I just hope Laporta wins in the upcoming elections, those guys dey vex everybody jare... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 7:17pm On Nov 16, 2014
dmcdad:
I hope he wins. Infact, he would be poised to do better than he did previously.
Definitely... wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 6:52pm On Nov 16, 2014
Joan Laporta was the most successful president in terms of trophies won per year... cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01:
Barcelona Players on Loan

At the moment there are five FC Barcelona players who are out on loan and are using that experience with other Spanish clubs and clubs across Europe to continue to develop as footballers. Denis Suárez and Gerard Deulofeu are both at Sevilla, Cristian Tello is at Portuguese club Porto, Ibrahim Afellay is at Greek side Olympiakos and finally Alex Song is with Premier League outfit West Ham. Here we have a look at how they have been getting on in their respective teams since the last break for international matches.

Denis Suárez

The Galician midfielder Suárez is a fixture in Unai Emery’s starting 11 at Sevilla. Since the last break he has started every game and of all the players at Barça out on loan, he is the one who has played the most. The former Celta and Manchester City man has also scored his first goal for the Andalusians, finding the net against Villarreal at home in the Sánchez Pizjuán to clinch a comeback win for Sevilla. In Europe Suárez has played 120 minutes in both games against Belgian side Standard Liege.

Gerard Deulofeu

For his part is gradually becoming more and more important for coach Emery as he has started three of their last four matches. The current UEFA Europa League champions are having an excellent start to the season and currently sit in fifth place in the league, four points behind leaders Real Madrid and two behind Barça.

Deulofeu has played in both Europa League games against Standard in competition in which last season’s winners are already through the next stage. Suárez and Deulofeu both started in the recent Spanish Cup win over Sabadell, Sevilla claiming a 6-1 away victory over the Catalans in the first leg of their last 32 clash.

Cristian Tello


The winger at Porto has been in the starting 11 in the last two league matches for Julen Lopetegui’s side. In total he has played in 8 of their 10 league fixtures so far this season. In his last match in the team they dispatched Arouca away from home with a comfortable 5-0 win. Porto are currently in third place in the league, three points behind leaders Benfica.

In Europe the Sabadell born forward played in both his team’s Champions League clashes with Athletic Bilbao, adding some 142 minutes to his total playing time. The Portuguese club lead Group H with 10 points.

Ibrahim Afellay


The Dutchman has featured prominently for Olympiakos in recent weeks. He started in both important league victories over big rivals Panathinaikos at home and away at Panthrakikos. The Greek side are going well domestically where they are just two points behind leaders PAOK. Afellay started both recent Champions League encounters with Juventus. The team coached by former Real Madrid player Michel are still in with a chance of claiming second place in their group with two games still to play.

Alex Song

Finally Alex Song is making the most of his time at West Ham. He has been in the starting 11 in every match for the London club since the beginning of October and has played all but 20 minutes of those games. Recent highlights include a 2-1 win over Premier League champions Manchester City which has helped them fight their way up to the table to a Champions League position.

http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/article/a-look-at-the-fcbarcelona-players-out-on-loan

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 6:31pm On Nov 16, 2014
modextus:
Today 11 years ago, Lionel Messi, aged 16, made
his debut for Barcelona, in a friendly against Porto.
And, the rest is history...
How time flies! embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 6:30pm On Nov 16, 2014
dmcdad:
Campaign manager I hail thee! cheesy

But seriously, I would want Joan Laporta back. The guys on sit at the moment know little or nothing about football.
Smh... grin grin grin


Honestly, Laporta has the Barcelona philosophy in him... cool


If he wins, i know Barcelona will re-establish itself as the world's untouchables... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 3:23pm On Nov 16, 2014
Honestly, I agree with Laporta completely, he indeed revolutionized Barcelona in 2003 when he purchased Ronaldinho and the likes of Deco, Eto & others in the following year... cool "Beautiful Football was played"... grin

Barca began a dynasty then which later gave birth to the one under Xavi-Messi-Iniesta but we all know we need to re-establish ourselves as that formidable team we all are accustomed to
[color=#000000]by supporting Joan Laporta for President... cheesy[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 3:16pm On Nov 16, 2014
Claims Mou doesn't fit his philosophy

Laporta: "I didn't talk to Mendes about Mourinho"



Joan Laporta told Catalan sports daily L'Esportiu that José Mourinho wasn't on the menu during his lunch with Jorge Mendes, claiming he prefers managers of a different ilk. "My kind of coach is in the Cruyff mould. Mou is a good professional and I respect him, but I didn't talk about him with Jorge Mendes, whom I've been good friends with for many years and I discuss things with once in a while. We didn't speak about José".


The former Barcelona president also outlined how he would go about things if he gets re-elected at the Camp Nou: "I wouldn't repeat what I did in 2003. I want to make Barça a benchmark in world football again by innovating while building on the core ideas that made us successful last time round. I would remain faithful to the trademark style implemented by Cruyff and look to foster home-grown talent and Barça's representative role within the country [Catalonia] and, socially speaking, to give back to society some of what it has given the club".


Laporta also once again lambasted Sandro Rosell, Josep Maria Bartomeu and their colleagues for, as he sees it, ripping up the foundations he laid: "It's a huge disappointment, because they've destroyed many of the good things we built, starting with the Johan [Cruyff] model. They're a bunch of leeches. The club used to be looked up to around the world and, because of this board, it no longer is".


http://www.marca.com/en/2014/11/16/en/football/barcelona/1416140379.html

Media will do anything to sell their ****... angry tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 7:57am On Nov 16, 2014
incredibleone:
y would I swap costa?? He z doing his job unlike ya sterile forwards............man u z the only mid table team forming standards ........u wanna compare d standard of an unbeaten team to a winless teamhuh Puff
Wicked... grin grin grin


So na Man Utd don turn Mid-table team? grin shocked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 7:28am On Nov 16, 2014
bykebyke:
All of them should Go and Die!! grin
Wicked... grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 8:19pm On Nov 15, 2014
Debroslink:
According to Xavi, Messi would score more goals in EPL.

I've always believed that.
Thank you... wink


But he is going nowhere only Argentina if @ all... tongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coded01: 2:43pm On Nov 15, 2014
FIGHT BROKE OUT AT IRELAND'S TEAM HOTEL
Roy Keane puts fan in hospital


Ireland assistant coach Roy Keane was embroiled in a fight with a member of the public at the hotel where Martin O'Neill's team are staying in Dublin. A heated discussion broke out after Keane refused to sign the fan's copy of his recently released autobiography, subsequently leading to a punch-up that ended with the ex-Manchester United midfielder calling an ambulance.

O'Neill and the Irish Football Association have stressed that they remain firmly behind Keane despite the incident.


http://www.marca.com/en/2014/11/14/en/football/international_football/1415971569.html


Na by force to sign autograph? tongue grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 1:33am On Nov 15, 2014
bykebyke:
Hahaha grin.. I no wan even reach the Cr7 side angry
No mind dat one jare! grin


Who send am? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 11:53pm On Nov 14, 2014
bykebyke:
Am in favour of Laporta winning the coming election..

But seeing things like bringing Mou as a new manager when he gets elected all over the internet makes me wonder If the dude is crazy or what angry

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/are-barca-targeting-a-new-manager
Like some of our fans will say; he is high on ******... grin angry grin


My guy go turn Messi to left back... grin shocked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01:
modextus:
So guys here's what I saw
*Liga - Barcelona presidential
candidate interested in Cristiano*
AS cite a story by El Larguero which says
Laporta
and Jorge Mendes had lunch on Thursday and
Laporta, who is reported to be considering an
attempt to regain the Barca Presidency, asked
about Ronaldo’s release clause.
Mendes replied it would be impossible for Barca
to trigger the clause.
AS add that a recent survey suggests Laporta is
currently the favourite in a potential election.
Laporta received 33.8 per cent of the vote to
incumbent Josep Maria Bartomeu’s 17.9 per
cent.
Marca, on the other hand, report that the
meeting was held on Wednesday, and Fernando
Llorente and his agent were also present briefly.
Source: Euro sports
If i hear... angry

Na source bi dis? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 11:26pm On Nov 14, 2014
modextus:
grin
Humility @ it's best... cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 2:48pm On Nov 14, 2014
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by coded01: 2:46pm On Nov 14, 2014
MizMyColi:



CC: Ezepromoe

Group 1

1. NAIJABOIY

2. PRINCECALM

3. EBEREX

4. JOSSI994

5. CHIBWIKE

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 5:46am On Nov 14, 2014
usbcable:
you don come edit your comment.
i don catch you grin
you lied so make sure you vote for him
I didn't lie, angry rather i liked his profile picture instead thinking it was the vote cos i didn't see any reliable information on the topic till i saw his messages aftermath... tongue grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 (of 335 pages)