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Jokes EtcPaying The Price Of Marriage by codedfoxy(op): 9:59am On Oct 20, 2007
Adetola and Bose were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Royal Grown hotel Ogbomosho. When they entered the hotel registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. Adetola brushed her off rather rudely. Bose objected, "Adetola, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."

"Bose, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, Adetola called down to the desk and asked for Bimbo to come to room 17.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door. Adetola opened it and Bimbo walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.

"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.

Adetola asked, "How much do you charge?"

"#125 basic rate, #100 tips for special services."

Adetola was taken aback. "#125! I was thinking more in the range of #25."

Bimbo laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said Adetola, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Bose came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."

Adetola said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bimbo came up behind Adetola pointed slyly at Bose, and said, "See what you get for #25?"
ComputersRe: Trojan.w32.looksky Infected My System. Need Help Pls by codedfoxy: 9:17am On Oct 20, 2007
Trojan.w32.looksky is another name for the Smitfraud/zlob trojan. SmitFraudFix removes trojan.w32.looksky, but you should also check your system for other malware, and use ATF cleaner to clean your temp files when finished.

Instructions to remove Trojan.w32.looksky using SmitFraudFix (by S!Ri)

SmitFraudFix only works with Windows XP or 2000

Download SmitfraudFix:

Use this URL to download the latest version (the file contains both English and French versions):
http://siri.geekstogo.com/SmitfraudFix.exe

Use:

* Search:
o Double-click SmitfraudFix.exe
o Select 1 and hit Enter to create a report of the infected files. The report can be found at the root of the system drive, usually at C:\rapport.txt


Clean:

* Reboot your computer in Safe Mode (before the Windows icon appears, tap the F8 key continually)
* Double-click SmitfraudFix.exe
* Select 2 and hit Enter to delete infect files.
* You will be prompted: Do you want to clean the registry ? answer Y (yes) and hit Enter in order to remove the Desktop background and clean registry keys associated with the infection.
* The tool will now check if wininet.dll is infected. You may be prompted to replace the infected file (if found): Replace infected file ? answer Y (yes) and hit Enter to restore a clean file.
* A reboot may be needed to finish the cleaning process. The report can be found at the root of the system drive, usually at C:\rapport.txt

* Optional:
o To restore Trusted and Restricted site zone, select 3 and hit Enter.
o You will be prompted: Restore Trusted Zone ? answer Y (yes) and hit Enter to delete trusted zone.

Note:
process.exe is detected by some antivirus programs (AntiVir, Dr.Web, Kaspersky) as a "RiskTool". It is not a virus, but a program used to stop system processes. Antivirus programs cannot distinguish between "good" and "malicious" use of such programs, therefore they may alert the user.
http://www.beyondlogic.org/consulting/proc, processutil.htm

Has SmitFraudFix helped you? A tool like this takes a lot of time to keep updated. Please consider a donation to S!Ri so he can continue his hard work. thumbsup.gif

Are you still having problems with trojan.w32.looksky.

follow this link to meet GEEKS , he can do it better, http://www.geekstogo.com/forum/How-to-remove-trojan-w32-looksky-removal-instructions-t165752.html
ComputersRe: Help B4 Naija Computer Engineers Kill Me by codedfoxy: 8:51am On Oct 20, 2007
your files has gone, there is no way u can bring it back, except your laptop wasn't formatted. i don't think there any way u can get your laptop work properly without getting restoration cd for it, you can get it in computer village, it normally come with the laptop, or contact your seller, other alternative you can but the restoration cd on net, sorry to say the person that formatted your laptop is not engineer, he is just a computer operator. grin
ComputersRe: Intel Pentium II Board Driver Needed by codedfoxy: 8:33am On Oct 20, 2007
hey i think you have to save money to buy p4 or something, but for the last time, , go to www.driverguide.com, you will have to register, , check for the rom of your VGA in your main mother board, if your vga is on board, or you go get vga card and get the one on board disable, ,
ComputersRe: Broadcasting From Pc To Tv / Radio by codedfoxy: 8:28am On Oct 20, 2007
hey just very simple, don't call any one, , okay, lolz, , just get to computer village and buy TV card, call your engineer to fix it for you that all, , then get get your antenna plug to it, there are some tv card that comes with AV1 that control Video too, good luck brothers
ComputersRe: MTN Wireless Internet For Laptops? by codedfoxy: 8:21am On Oct 20, 2007
i will advice you to get multilinks cdma box, 4 get about gprs connection from any network, it's waste of money and time.in naija, don't buy any special equipment that you can't make use of it in future, i have learn from MWEB, they sold one pethouse equipment to me for 30k with their connection thru DSTV, to i can't use it again, i took it to their office they told me there is nothing they can do about it, , mean while MTN are not reliable, they will only suck your money, , multilinks and starcomms are better, , MTN are criminals, they suck money like vampires sucking blood,
ComputersRe: Can One Save Ms Xp Software On A Usb Flash Drive? by codedfoxy: 8:07am On Oct 20, 2007
I guess you have to go to any other computer that is runing window XP perfectly, search for the missing file on your computer, copy it to flash drive, den transfer to your computer to replace your missing file, don't forget to check the root of the missing file on your computer, good luck, window xp cd won't get it repair for you!!!!
RomanceRe: Your Childhood Crush? by codedfoxy: 7:43am On Oct 20, 2007
dang who was my childhood crush!!!! ohh i have bin always coded, ohh uh there is this guy i do love so much DAVID, i am not really into women thing, we h've good time unknowingly but, , we later do it 4 real, , we still communicate uptill, , i do let him know, , shocked, but reminiscence still the same, crush or gosh all the same

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